【Xu Run】Laoshizi

* Pregnant Yuyu, violent scene

It is said that the wedding dress is chosen, but in fact the wedding dress has been prepared a long time ago.At that time, the two agreed to get married, and Runyu took it very seriously. Not only did he give the dowry letter, but he also carefully prepared the layout of the wedding room and the cost of etiquette, including the wedding dress.The two went hand in hand to the local silk and satin shop, but Xu Feng suffered from choice phobia again. She couldn't decide which silk and satin was the best. In the end, Runyu decided to make two sets.

It was the first time that the proprietress of the silk shop met a guest who made two wedding dresses, and she kept confirming to Runyu: "Do you use these two kinds of fabrics, and each person makes a set?"

Runyu nodded, the proprietress is a real person, and seeing that he was born beautiful, she couldn't help thinking more about him: "In the final analysis, this wedding dress is to be worn on the wedding day, and its craftsmanship is cumbersome. One set is enough.” The implication is that if you don’t have money to spend, what’s the point of doing two sets?

Runyu looked at Xufeng who was standing not far away, and saw that he was looking back and forth at the handmade tassels dotted on the clothes, with a serious and careful look, and asked the embroiderer from time to time, Runyu couldn't help With a smile, he said: "I am happy to buy him, and I will not change it for a thousand pieces of gold."

The guests have said this, how can the proprietress come to the door for business and not do it?So I took the deposit and signed the documents, and promised to ship the goods in ten days.

Now, ten days later, the wedding dress is ready, but one of the couple has changed his mind.

Now Runyu really wished that Xu Feng would get away and stop bothering him with these trivial matters.

"Look, brother." Xu Feng held two wedding dresses in front of Runyu, "Which one looks better?"

Runyu: "..."

He is used to being plain and clean, so he really can't tell the difference between the two wedding dresses, they are both the same red, both are embroidered with gold thread, and both are decorated with colorful tassels and jewels... If Xu Feng hadn't said Knowing that these are two pieces, he almost asked Xufeng "Aren't these the same piece".

Runyu was actually very annoyed—yesterday he was soft-hearted and failed to kill Xu Feng, so he just wanted to wait for an opportunity to escape, but he went out at night and saw this lunatic sitting on the steps outside the door. Seeing him come out, He showed a silly smile: "What do you want, brother?"

...to get you out of here.Runyu had no choice but to go back to the room and sleep until midnight. The two soul fetuses who had been sealed by him and fell into a deep sleep smelled Xufeng's existence and became active. From their point of view, father and mother were together. And staying for a long time, this is reconciliation.

The spirit fetus may not understand the meaning of "reconciliation", but it can already clamor to get close to Daddy.Runyu was so annoyed by them that she felt dizzy and nauseated, felt unhappy all over, and stayed up all night.The next morning, Xufeng pulled him up again, had breakfast, chatted about the household, and even dragged him out for a walk, saying that he was going for a walk and watching flowers.

He is terribly strong, even if there is no trouble with the spirit fetus, Runyu is not his opponent in physical strength, so he can only bear the nausea and pass the time with him, but Xu Feng seems to have noticed it, and asked: "Brother looks bad, isn't it?" uncomfortable?"

Runyu refused to show weakness, his face was as pale as paper, but he still pulled the corners of his mouth into a smile: "...No." After a while, he said with a hint of malice: "Seeing you makes me sick."

Xu Feng's eyes were red, she carried him into the house, and went out like an eggplant beaten by frost.

Runyu couldn't bear it, at this time the sheep and the rabbit woke up, and the two beasts rushed over to find Runyu, one put his head on Runyu's lap, and the other jumped into Runyu's arms, and Runyu was in a panic all over. Stiff, stupid for a long time, finally stretched out his hand as if unable to stand the temptation, and touched the furry back of the rabbit.

So soft and so hot!

At this time, Xu Feng pushed the door open and entered: "Brother, let's take a look at the wedding dress!" Runyu raised her hand as if she had been electrocuted, and said fiercely: "Take your rabbit away!"

Xu Feng smiled, touched the rabbit's head, and said, "I took it away, and it will come back by itself, or let's stew it at noon."

His tone was very calm, but Runyu really couldn't tell when this guy was talking crazy and when he was serious—seeing the big white rabbit peacefully washing his face on his knees, he didn't know that he was going to be stewed at noon, Runyu A moment of reluctance surged in his heart, Xu Feng reached out to pick up the rabbit's ears, he gritted his teeth and said, "...let it go."

Xu Feng smiled: "Okay."

Runyu: "..."

Then there is this big truth discussion about "which wedding dress is better, this wedding dress or that wedding dress".Runyu pretended not to see the rabbit and the sheep, and let them huddle around his hands, begging to be touched and hugged.

Sometimes he has the illusion that these two beasts are Xu Feng, and it is Xu Feng who has transformed into a small bird dumpling, and Bo's presence is turning around in his hand: "Brother hug, brother hug!"

Because of this, he was even more angry with Xu Feng. When Xu Feng told him "this bright red one, that apricot red one", he was fully prepared to lose his temper.

"I can't see it." In fact, Xu Feng might be satisfied as long as he said "this is good" casually, but he didn't. sing a different tune.

"This one is lighter." Xu Feng explained to him with a good temper, "Look at the sun."

"Oh."

"The tassels on this one are colorful, and that one is multicolored."

"Which colorful, which colorful?"

Xu Feng counted them seriously: "Red, orange, yellow, green... eh, that's not right..."

The so-called "five colors" and "seven colors" are actually imaginary numbers, and there are more than seven or five colors in them. Xu Feng became more and more confused as she counted, and finally she could only raise her head and smile at Runyu with a guilty conscience: "Hey, brother, I can't count."

Runyu said angrily, "Who asked you to count?"

It was clearly you just now...Xu Feng had grievances written all over his face, but he didn't say anything, he just lowered his head and smoothed a small crease on the wedding dress, and said, "...this slippery one."

"and then?"

"Then..." Even if the person who will chat again, he can't let the conversation continue if he meets someone who is sincere and uncooperative, but Xu Feng is not discouraged: "Brother, choose one."

Runyu pointed casually, but stared at Xufeng—two things that looked similar, and people's preferences would only be revealed at the moment of making a choice. Sure enough, Xufeng was stunned, and looked at the other There was some reluctance in his expression.But he still said, "Okay, that's it."

But Runyu suddenly felt irritated. He even felt that this Xufeng didn't look like his younger brother—when did his younger brother care so much about other people's opinions?He said fiercely, "You like the other one."

Xu Feng was taken aback by him: "I..."

"to be frank."

"No." Xu Feng said.Runyu said: "Then choose another one."

"Really do not have."

The whole conversation made people extremely angry. If he didn't know who Xu Feng is and what kind of temperament he is, he would really be deceived by him.But he knew Xu Feng's personality well, so he couldn't see what Xu Feng wanted to do here, so he became even more irritable.

If another partner is here, Runyu will think soberly, since he can't see the other party's intentions, it's better not to follow his pace, but now he is too focused on bullying Xu Feng and finding fault with Xu Feng, and he doesn't even have time Think more.

Thousands of years later, their eldest son, Hui'er, would sigh: "It's good to bully my younger brother." This sentence could not be more appropriate to describe Runyu's feeling at this time.

"Then that one."

"It doesn't matter, just choose what brother likes."

"I don't care at all!"

"..."

"What's the difference between the two?"

"Color, style, decoration..."

Furious, Runyu picked up the scissors and snatched any wedding dress, cut off the fringe on it with a few clicks, and threw it in front of Xu Feng: "Take it, fringe."

Xu Feng: "..."

He didn't speak, Runyu couldn't bear it, but didn't know what to say, at this moment Xufeng laughed again.

"Okay, the wedding dress has been chosen." He said relaxedly and cheerfully, "Let's take a look at the happy words posted in the room!"

……

Runyu wanted to hit him.

Then there is the endless choice of time, whether it is the big red wedding characters or candles, or even the bedding and bedding in the house, and even the jujube and longan scattered on the bed, etc., Xu Feng has to ask again.

It is a folk custom to sprinkle jujubes, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds on the couple's bed, which is a homonym for "early birth".Runyu's face was frighteningly dark when she was poked at the center—is she really going to marry Xufeng?He is pregnant with the flesh and blood of the two of them, and they also have a child named Huier, so it makes sense for them to get married...

Hell, he doesn't even want to get married now!In the end, Runyu lost her patience and asked, "What trick are you trying to do?"

Xu Feng was quite happy: "I want to marry you."

"But I don't want to marry you."

Xu Feng looked at him for a moment.

"You think." He said to himself, "I know." After a while he said again: "It's okay, it will be fine, we are married, everything will be fine..."

After becoming a pro and a husband and wife, there will be no more heart-piercing separations.

They just have a good time.He will be very good to Runyu.Runyu's heart is still as soft as before, he knows it.

It's okay to get married, and it's okay to get married.

Runyu had a showdown with him to no avail, so he could only save the country in a curveball: "Xufeng, is this okay, I... I won't marry Jin Mi, okay?"

He was trapped by Xu Feng, and he was actually under house arrest in disguise. He didn't know where or when, what would happen to the heavens?Opportunities to cause trouble can be found again, but the key is not to waste time with Xu Feng any longer.

Xu Feng nodded: "Okay."

"Then let me go, I'll write a divorce letter."

Unexpectedly, Xu Feng's face changed: "No."

Alas, this lunatic can't make sense.Runyu was very annoyed, and overturned the plate containing nuts in front of Xufeng, spilling jujubes all over the floor.He was about to resume his rage when the rabbit on his lap trembled.

Runyu: "..."

Xu Feng: "Look at you, you scared the rabbit."

Runyu: "..."

Xu Feng: "Quickly apologize to Tutu."

Runyu: "..."

Xu Feng: "Tutu is very timid. If you don't apologize, it will be scared to death."

Runyu: "..."

Runyu: "I'm sorry."

Xu Feng: "Hold it again, and see how much it shakes."

Runyu: "...don't push yourself too hard!"

After a while, no one spoke, the rabbit was still shaking, like sifting chaff.Runyu was silent for a long time, and finally chose to hug the furry.

Although he hugged the rabbit, his face still smelled bad.He felt nauseous, nauseous, and had a splitting headache.After a while, Xu Feng slowly came over and hugged him.

Runyu: "?"

Xu Feng: "I'm sorry."

Xu Feng: "Don't be afraid, I will hug you."

Runyu wanted to get angry, wanted to scold him, he even thought at that moment that he would die with Xu Feng anyway, he really didn't want to see Xu Feng again.

But he didn't say anything until the end.

...Xu Feng's embrace is so warm.