Grandpa is such a bird

Manager Lian's mynah, the master, is completely black, with a milky yellow beak and paws, as if wearing gloves. The whole bird is streamlined, and its black feathers are shiny. It is obvious that it has been well fed by Lian Song.

Before he reached the study room, he could hear Ba Ye yelling loudly in the pavilion: "Hello, Pavilion Master, Pavilion Master, Pavilion Master's egg, the most beautiful!"

In the study room, Yin Chenglan picked up a cup of tea and took a sip. When he heard the last sentence, he almost spouted it regardless of his image, swallowed the tea reluctantly, and coughed twice.

Lian Song walked in, patted Ba Ye, and said with a dry smile: "It missed a word."

Ba Ye seemed to understand what he said, and read the sentence he had just learned with great interest: "Hello, Pavilion Master, Pavilion Master, Pavilion Master has the most beautiful face!"

Ling Jiang stood at the corner of the desk, glanced haughtily at the chirping mynah, and said in a low voice, "Stupid bird."

His voice was not loud, just enough for the two people in the room to hear each other.

Lian Press's face darkened, he was almost the same color as his mynah.

Yin Chenglan didn't speak, but there was teasing in his eyes.

Hearing these words, Ba Ye recalled the careful teachings of Lian Song's songs on weekdays, so somehow he got smarter and said, "You are the stupid bird."

Ling Jiang stretched his wings and said lazily, "Who are you talking about?"

When Ba Ye heard that there was a bird returning to him, he immediately became excited and used his usual scolding skills with Lian Press's song, chirping, "It's you who was talking about."

Ling Jiang said: "Who said me?"

Ba Ye held his head high and held his chest high, copying what Lian Songe had taught him on weekdays, as if reciting a book, shaking his head and reciting: "Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng, Yingying, Shenwu, the chief manager of the company is smart, smart, and sings like a lark. Ba Ye told you."

Ling Jiang had never seen such a long-winded bird, and said impatiently, "What are you talking about?"

Ba Ye said sharply, "You are the stupid bird."

The two birds ask and answer, you come and go, although the content of what they say is childish and ridiculous, but when you listen to it, it is really like a human dialogue, with questions and answers, and it is not wrong.

The smile on Lian Press's face deepened, and he said: "See, if this little yellow fur can understand human nature and speak human language, then my Eighth Master is also a divine bird?"

Yin Chenglan didn't speak, his expression didn't change, his knuckle-knuckle hands rested on his knees, as if he had expected something, he waited calmly.

Sure enough, I heard Ling Jiang's next sentence: "Who are you talking about?"

The eighth master just answered this question, so he said very fluently: "It's you."

Lingjiang: "Who told me?"

Ba Ye continued to repeat what he had said before: "Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng, wise, and martial arts, the chief executive of the company is clever, good-looking, clever, and sings like a lark. Ba Ye said you."

Ling Jiang: "What did you say about me?"

Ba Ye: "You are the stupid bird."

Lingjiang: "Who is the silly bird talking about?"

Eighth Master: "It's you."

Lingjiang: "Who told me?"

Ba Ye: "Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng, wise, and martial arts, the chief executive of the company, smart, good-looking, clever, and singing like a lark, Ba Ye said you."

Ling Jiang: "What did you say about me?"

Ba Ye: "You are the stupid bird."

Lingjiang: "Who is the silly bird talking about?"

Eighth Master: "It's you."

Lingjiang: "Who told me?"

Ba Ye: "Handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng, wise, and martial arts, the chief executive of the company, smart, good-looking, clever, and singing like a lark, Ba Ye said you."

Ling Jiang: "What did you say about me?"

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The originally malicious smile on Lian Presse's face became stiffer and stiffer until he repeated these few words for the eighth time, his eloquent eighth master's throat that was as clear as a lark made a hoarse cracking sound. Then, the sound broke hoarsely like an omen.

Before he even jumped to the song, white smoke seemed to be coming out of his throat, and he saw two small mung bean eyes rolled back, he didn't catch his breath for a moment, and fell backward from the wrist of Chief Lian.

Even pressed the song to catch it quickly, Ba Ye struggled in the palm of his hand, fluttered his black wings and kept his throat dumb. When Ling Jiang asked 'Who said me', he answered with a dying voice: "Handsome... chic ……belch!"

Then completely dizzy.

Seeing that stupid thing passed out, Lingjiang Shi shut his mouth, still looking cold and lonely with a bunch of dumb hair on his face.

Yin Chenglan picked up the tea on the table and handed it to Lian Presse, gloating mercilessly: "The winner has been decided."

Even the chief executive was as unwilling to give up as his mynah, but at the end of the battle, he couldn't fart, so he could only pour tea bit by bit into the mouth of the squatting Ba Ye.

Yin Chenglan leaned back on the back of the chair and turned his head to look at Lingjiang. At this time, the sun finally climbed to the peak of Wanhai Peak. The warm sun of early summer fell through the window on the velvet wings of the little yellow bird, as if on its body Sprinkled with a handful of gold foam, it is really beautiful.

Yin Chenglan said: "If you want to get my answer, you might as well come back tomorrow."

Ling Jiang saw his small face reflected in his eyes, and felt that the man's eyes were deeper. When he looked at him, he couldn't say anything, he could only nod his little head, and turned around slowly.

As soon as he turned his head, he wanted to look back at him again, but Ling Jiang is not a bird that cannot be restrained. On the contrary, he has very strong self-control. He jumped out of the window and flew away.

Wanhai Peak is [-] ren high, with the sound of the mountain wind and the sea breeze. Lingjiang spread its wings against the wind and flew all the way back to the aviary. Before reaching the yellow house, it was stopped by Ji Yushan who had already been waiting halfway.

Mr. Ji looked like he was gossiping, he pinched Ling Jiang's little wings and pulled him aside: "Did you say it?"

Ling Jiang pulled the little wing away from his fingers, carried it behind his back, and said indifferently: "I said it."

Ji Yushan's eyes lit up, and his expression was the same as that of the woman who gathered at the door of the neighborhood and said that the man was so handsome: "What did you say?"

Lingjiang said: "Ask him."

Ji Yushan's eyes widened, and he wanted to listen to it with great interest, but after Lingjiang said these two words, he closed his pointed mouth and remained silent.

His shoulders drooped: "No more?"

Lingjiang was in a good mood today, so he rewarded him again: "No more."

After finishing speaking, he flapped his wings and flew back to the yellow bird house.

Looking at his back, Ji Yushan sighed slightly disappointed, raised his head to look at the blue sky covered by vertical and horizontal branches, and said to himself: "The night is long, and I am very anxious to wait. It is rare to have some jokes after dinner. I didn't expect this little thing to have such a bad temper."

He put his hands behind his back and walked back to the Cangyu Building where he lived along the path under the sycamore tree, muttering, "Yan Chu, it would be great if you were here."

On the second day, as soon as the sun came out of the forest, the birds of Yufengge came out of the house to do morning exercises and fly in the morning.

He slept very late last night, but Lingjiang woke up surprisingly early in the morning, but he naturally wouldn't follow Chenfei, and Lao Laizi, the bird trainer in Huang Zimo's house, was passing a pot of bird excrement wine, And after the selection meeting ended, he went down again. He drank extremely fiercely. He fell drunk at dawn, lying on the ground full of bird feces, cursing the sky and cursing his ancestors, regardless of the group of old, weak, sick and disabled birds. life and death.

Ling Jiang easily opened the birdcage for himself, and was about to leave to fly to the sky, when he heard the weak singing of birds behind him, he had no choice but to take on the responsibility of nurse, going door to door with a sullen face to feed and refill his bird neighbors.

Then he stood by the sink, looked at the round yellow reflection inside, dipped his paws in some water, made a coquettish shape for the feather crown on his head, looked around with a cold face, and finally flew into the sky with satisfaction.

Yesterday, Ji Yushan led the way, and he reached Tinghailou at the top of the peak without passing the checkpoint. Lingjiang didn't know if Yin Chenglan was trying to test him, so he let him come up the next day.But no matter what, since he has got the permission of the pavilion master, he can go to the forbidden area on the peak, and he can break through all the checkpoints.

The checkpoint set up to stop birds on the road to Tinghai Tower is invisible on weekdays, but once a bird tries to fly up to Tinghai Tower, six raptors will fly out from the locust tree surrounded by ten people hugging each other.

That thing is a falcon, with its wings spread out to a length of one foot, brown wings, when it descends from the sky, it looks like black clouds pressing down on the city, majestic and majestic, its beak and claws are like hooks, which can easily tear open the belly of its prey.

These six falcons have been trained to ambush among the locust trees, and form the sky hunters of the checkpoint. Once the prey intrudes by chance, they will rush to the sky like lightning, spread their black wings, and block the way of the strays like a thunderbolt. First exert coercive pressure to force the mistaken bird to enter the house. If it fails, the sharp hook will pop out to fight the mistaken person.

Of all the birds, the falcon is the most ferocious, and it is the overlord of the mighty sky. One is enough to make countless birds afraid, not to mention that there are six behemoths here. Where, mosquitos don’t enter Tinghai Tower.”

However, this sentence is obviously exaggerated.

Lingjiang heard that when the six falcons had just been trained and set up at the checkpoint, one day the chief executive of the company saw Haidongqing returning from the snowy field, so he ran to Yin Chenglan and said that he wanted to use Costin to try the checkpoint He clearly said it was a competition, but he secretly wanted to prove to all the bird trainers that Haidongqing was not invincible.

Yin Chenglan thought about it for a while, and lent him the condor to try it out. Unexpectedly, Lian Songe, the chief executive, had a good-looking appearance, but was actually a wretched heart. He immediately lined up his six falcons in the sky, and Haidong was bound to be killed. Green won.

Before the test, he said in a serious manner that the bird should be clicked as soon as possible. When it was really released, the chief manager even waved the signal flag passionately on the ground, sending out a signal to Liu Falcon, and took down Costin with all his strength.

Yin Chenglan's condor is not a vegetarian. After the master howled, it spread its wings and flew to the sky. Its wings are even more majestic. It seems to cover the sky when it jumps into the sky, and howls with the six falcons under the scorching sun. Howled and fought, within half an hour, he broke through the long-air array of six falcons, facing the hunting mountain wind, flew back to Yin Chenglan's wrist, turned around and soared into the sky, fluttering his wings and howling, the eagle sounded from the clouds, shaking the valley There was an echo, and the six falcons that were approaching landed on the treetops, not daring to spread their wings and fly for a while.

Later, these six falcons were as smelly and shameless as his master. When they saw Hai Dongqing's return, they made a fuss and became a bunch of cowards. Dong Qing left the pavilion with the letter, and Liu Falcon came out to be majestic again. It is true that there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings.

Ling Jiang flew to the checkpoint, first landed quietly on a relatively low tree, hid in the leaves and looked at the huge locust tree, saw that the grapple hook of the six falcons holding the thick branches was incomparable. Sharp, the sun falls from the shadows of the trees, and occasionally shines on it, like a blade that has been quenched by snow, with a cold light.

He glanced at it, then lowered his head and pecked at a few leaves in his mouth, chewing in his mouth. He stretched his two wings, which were only the size of a child's palm, and rushed to the center of the checkpoint after flapping twice. .

He just flew in mid-air, when suddenly the top of his head went dark, and when Ling Jiang raised his head, he saw a pair of black wings rolling towards him with a peculiar smell of birds, presumably Liu Falcon felt that he was too small to be afraid of, Only a falcon flew out to block his way.

Ling Jiang twirled in the air, avoided it lightly and continued to fly upwards. At this time, the second and third falcons rushed up one from the left and one from the right. Live the little yellow bird.

Lingjiang is lighter in weight and smaller in stature. He couldn't break through the airflow with his mighty strength like Hai Dongqing, so he took the next best thing, and suddenly folded his wings and fell down. The swallow slid past the nearest treetop like skimming the water, then fluttered its wings and flew quickly, and flew over the three hawks in the blink of an eye.

The falcons missed a single blow, and showed their silver hooks one after another. The other three also descended from the sky, and the upper and lower ones blocked the front and rear of Lingjiang, trapped in mid-air.

These six old hooligans were trained to be very shameless by singing songs, and fighting in groups was a matter of course. Three of them flapped their wings to create a swirling airflow, and the other three pecked at Lingjiang with fierce eyes, obviously intending to kill them. It is a tooth offering.

The weak and small yellow bird has no way to retreat, so it can only spread its wings and fly out along the air current. A falcon rushed towards Lingjiang, and he suddenly retracted its wings and turned around. Handing the face to Lingjiang, he opened his hooked mouth to peck it, Lingjiang's eyes froze, he raised his wings and patted it on the face, and with a slight push, he threw the falcon onto the eagle falcon opposite.

Then, Ling Jiang took advantage of the gap vacated just now to get out, twisted his body in mid-air, and let out a low whistle, and the broken leaves were blown out by him, and they were precisely cut on the two hawk claws closest to him.

The leaves are as thin as a cicada's wings, but extremely sharp. Lingjiang's claws were merciful, and he only cut off the pointed nails of the two falcons, and while they were screaming, they flapped their wings and passed the checkpoint.

It took only half a cup of tea to go back and forth, and when Lian Pressing the Song received the news that there was a letter bird breaking through the card, Ling Jiang had already leisurely stopped on the window sill of Yin Chenglan's study.