you know what i mean

Although Su Zhe has a great reputation, it is a pity that it has only been circulated in a small circle in the circle of aristocratic families and his creditors, and has not been able to show his "elegance" to the world. Most of the fans of "Who is Dad" are ordinary people, not to mention Su Zhe, some of them don't even know who the head of the Huo family is.

Therefore, the current image of Su Zhe in the eyes of the audience on the opposite side of the screen is a middle-aged decadent uncle with loose eyebrows and eyes, giving people a sense of evil intentions.

Unlike his son Su Huaijin, who was born with a slender and fragile but good-looking face, Su Zhe, a father, cannot be called ugly, but it is impossible for him to be praised as pleasing to the eye.Single eyelids, small eyes, and a snub nose make Su Zhe look either difficult to mess with, or sleepy, in short, his unique eyebrows are not particularly pleasing.

Su Zhe's ability to find so many creditors who have been taken advantage of by him is purely due to his personal charm.Otherwise, it would be hard to say whether Su Zhe is a father or a mother now given how shameless he is.

Su Zhe is also very good at blackmailing himself: "Everyone must be very strange, who is this shriveled old man? Don't watch it, don't watch it, it's a waste of time. But I still hope that friends here can give me 5 minutes, just 5 minutes. Minutes, I will return you a miracle."

Get the head start and keep the audience.

The reason why fans of "Who is Dad" love to come to the live broadcast room of "Who is Dad" is to complain accurately and coolly.

And this is Su Zhe's strength.Open the pure version of "My Big Star" and talk about it for a few rounds. Fans of "Who is the father" no longer care about whose live broadcast room this is, and only hope that Su Zhe can continue to speak with golden sentences down.

Su Zhe used the mouse to directly click into the daily routine of Chen Xiao, the most popular host.He observed it before the live broadcast. Su Mingzhu and the girl group idol Lulu's pure enjoyment version are the third from the bottom, and it can be said to be the third from the positive. There are only five people, and even Chen Xiao can say something boldly , My popularity can be ranked in the top five of "Big Star".

The popularity of Su Huaijin and Lou Jian is well-deserved.Su Zhe definitely couldn't complain about his son, and he didn't want to expose his goal too straightforwardly, so he chose to look backwards.

Of course, the reason Su Zhe gave to the audience was: "So few people watch it? Let's see why everyone doesn't like to watch it."

One sentence exposed the essence of Su Zheky's gang essence.His intention to make trouble is so obvious, the audience is naturally happy to hear it.

Su Gangjing is very good at grasping the scales, after all, he is here to overwhelm Su Mingzhu, not to make enemies for his son and find fault with others.His complaints about Chen Xiao's video were sharp and yet humorous. In a sea of ​​"hahahahaha", it strangely increased the popularity of Chen Xiao's exclusive version, and took advantage of the trend to once again bring "My Big Star" to life.

The famous clip was quickly made into a single small video, or a screenshot of the text, which spread all over the Internet.

Chen Xiao's popularity is low. On the one hand, it has to do with the fact that she is a host, and her fan base is not as good as that of traffic stars; on the other hand, it has to do with her attitude in doing things in the video.

Just, there is a sense of variety show, but there is not much explosiveness and personal charm. Apart from eating and drinking, it is just working very bluntly, which makes people drowsy.Many fans commented under the program that they either watched Chen Xiao’s clips at double speed or dragged the progress bar directly, hoping to improve Chen Xiao’s part. Originally, they were quite looking forward to seeing the host’s work. How about it.

This is the case with Chen Xiao. Although she is a well-known radio speaker at work and has a lot of witty words, in real life, she is actually not good at creating a sense of presence. It is commonly said that this person has a bit of a fleshy personality.

The only part about Chen Xiao in "Big Star" that is a bit of a fierce conflict is that Chen Xiao was almost knocked down by a little boy riding a bicycle in the community.

People wear a lot of clothes in winter. It looked like nothing at the time, but in fact, it was photographed behind the camera. When Chen Xiao got home, he found that his calf had been blackened by the bump.She is the location host, and she often has to stand in front of the camera for a whole day, and she doesn't know how she finished her work in such a condition with her calf.

[Fuck, I saw this paragraph again, so angry] [exm?Don't talk about high-end communities, now, in any community with slightly better properties, it is rare for the owner to ride a bicycle like this and run rampant in the community. 】【Yes, yes, the entrance to the underground garage of our community is right at the entrance of the community. Motor vehicles and non-motor vehicles are parked directly underground, and you are not given a chance to enter the community at all.】【What's going on with this dead boy?Not even an apology? 】【God, how do adults teach children?Afraid of not bumping into someone? 】

Such a brat who doesn't follow the rules should have aroused the hatred of many audiences. As long as Chen Xiao handles it properly, she will quickly win a lot of sympathy, and she will be promoted by the marketing account with a positive image in minutes, creating a lot of trouble. popularity and topics.

It's a pity that Chen Xiao, a famous talker, only chose the weakest point among so many confident points.

"How do you look at the road, kid? Where are your adults? Where do you live? Apologize, you must apologize to me." Although Chen Xiao's request for an apology was reasonable, when she said it like that, she didn't feel that way at all. Feeling filled with righteous indignation, on the contrary, it was like a heavy punch on the cotton. It couldn't be said that there was nothing wrong with it, but it didn't make people feel comfortable.

She even asked some irrelevant questions, at first glance it seemed more like she was being unreasonable.

The child's parents quickly chased after her, because seeing the cameras, she had no way to quibble about what the child had done, so she could only use a reason that would never change: "You are an adult, how can you get along with me?" A child cares about everything?"

"The parent on the other side is also a war scum." Su Zhe outside the video was stunned, "She is talking like a wolf, talking about the most hated parent's quotes on the Internet, which can compete with 'how can you care about your children' High and low, there is only "he is still a child", right? Sending someone's head a thousand miles away, the gift is light and the affection is heavy."

If Su Zhe were Chen Xiao, he could lie down and wail on the spot, without making the other party lose his second senior brother for the next month, so his surname would not be Su.In Su Zhe's view, Chen Xiao really won too easily.

But never expected that Chen Xiao could not speak better than that parent: "I am fussy? What am I fussing about?"

At once……

Mourn its misfortune, anger its indisputable.

"Ah, can I double the speed?" Su Zhe propped his face with one hand, looking like he was about to suffocate in front of the screen, "It's really boring to see chickens pecking at each other. It's just the other party who's not convinced, come and hit me." Like a rascal, wouldn’t it be good to say, ‘I’m sorry, I’m not interested in killing chickens’? Chen Xiao is fine, he just kept silent, he’s really a civilized person.”

Su Zhe already had a headache so badly that he wished he could scold Chen Xiao, or the parent of that brat, so he wouldn't fall into the current predicament where no one got the point of scolding.

The most amazing thing is that the conflict on the other side of the video ended with a passer-by old lady who thought she was righteous stood up and hit each of them with [-] big boards to make them both say less.

With a flexible expression, Su Zhesheng deduced what is called "a head full of question marks", and couldn't help but rant again.

"Ahhh, the most disgusting thing in my life is this kind of passer-by who doesn't know the whole story and jumps out to preside over 'justice'. Doesn't she think it's ridiculous? Why doesn't the brat hit her? This can at least solve the problem. One question that has always been on my mind: what happens when a bad boy meets a bad granny.

"Let's see together whether the power of Pengci will teach young people what growth is, or the "Law on the Protection of Minors" can defeat the arrogance of the elderly Pengci!

"This kind of result is not so much a draw as it is that the dog bites you, you quarrel with the dog, and the dog wins!"

[Hahahahahahahahaha the dog won] [I learned it, I learned it, please don’t stop, Mr. Su [Dangerous speech. The most important thing is that she was suffocated by her handling method and suffered internal injuries. 】【Obviously she is the victim [Angry][Angry][Angry]]【Handling Mrs. Aite Chen here, there is no other meaning, I just hope she can learn how to quarrel with others】【I am also curious about touching Mr. Porcelain The battle of the century between Taihe and the brat [狗头]]

Su Zhe's Tucao live broadcast quickly became popular because of such a comfortable video caused by such a piece of content, which attracted the first wave of traffic climax.

And this is just Su Zhe's small test.In the second-to-last most popular video of Tianwang taking care of his children, he finally stepped into a good state, displaying at least [-]% of his skills.

Tianwang's video focuses on parent-child interaction, but...

There is obviously no tacit understanding between the father and son. The king saw that he had never brought his son before. Now he is forced to get along with his son for the show, and he really wants to show that he is a good father. The result is an embarrassing comparison, like an embarrassing cancer. The factory, increasing the quantity without increasing the price, is almost overflowing the screen.

Tianwang asked his son "Isn't this your favorite food" for a while, and forcibly put on an inappropriate diaper for his son with confidence, probably trying to create a laughing fruit for a stupid dad who is a novice.It is true that some viewers buy it, but...

"There is a reason for the low temperature. Your son is going to elementary school soon, and you wear diapers for him? It's not that you don't understand your son, but that you don't have common sense.

"To put it bluntly, you are the most familiar stranger in your son's life, okay?

"Pretend to be a good father of the century, even normal people can't pretend to be good."

When Su Zhe watched the interaction between the father and son, he seemed to be very moved. He not only said a lot about the family, but also revealed some things about himself.

For example, he also has a son, and the relationship between father and son is not good. Not only does he not feel that this should be hidden, but he directly says it when he wants to say it.

"Ah, look, the kid got spanked in the indoor playground.

"Some kids really know everything, and the kid across the street is doing it on purpose, so don't tell me that kids can't lie.

"Let me tell you, studies have shown that children will lie as early as three years old. What bad things did I do when I was young? What bad things did my relative's children do when they were young? My son is out of tune with our family. Really, do you not believe that I have relatives, or do you not believe that I have a son? What kind of relatives? You household registration police, you ask such details, close relatives, so close that I wish my brother could put her on the wall. "

If someone who knew Su Zhe knew Su Zhe, he would have already discovered the problem when he heard this - he was fanning the flames and laying the groundwork for what he was going to do later.

But today's generation of audiences don't know Su Zhe well, and they think Su Zhe is really emotional, thinking of his son, and thinking of his irresponsible years.

Yes, for these pasts, Su Zhe admitted very nakedly.

"Hey, have you heard a saying? Every day after school, the nanny picks me up, and my classmates laugh at me for not having a father.

"It's okay without a mother, just one meaning.

"Anyway, if someone asks why you haven't seen your parents, you can answer directly, orphan family.

"No, my son said this to me. I think he is right. My parents are very good to me. They are considered to be a different kind of family. They will pick up and drop off their children in person as much as possible instead of letting them be picked up by a nanny and an iPad. Bring up. Unfortunately, I was born with bad seeds, so I am not a good person, nor a good father. What is there to hide?

"I just want to make money. What's wrong with money? Superficial and happy.

"I won't grow up in the future. Why be a good dad. Sowhat?"

It's justifiably bad.

After exporting the actor, the real dish finally entered the field of vision of Su Zhe and all audiences.

Now the live broadcast room of "Who is Dad" has quickly risen from the top [-] to the second place on Giraffe TV's hot search list of the day, and it is still rising, and it is about to aspire to the first place.

This is a proud achievement that has never been achieved since the broadcast of "Who is Dad". The number of simultaneous online viewers in the live broadcast room has already exceeded the million mark, and is moving towards another even more terrifying figure. "Who is the father" had to increase the filtering level of the barrage again, otherwise they would not be able to see the variety show videos on the screen at all, and the rewards were also soft, which made "who is the father" laugh so hard Invisible, now it is a thank you machine, either for the yacht given by the elder brother, or for the villa given by the younger sister, and the content of the live broadcast is left to Su Zhe to play.

The Propaganda Department of the "My Big Star" program group looked confused. They couldn't figure out why their own program was on the trending searches one after another with some memes they didn't understand.

#My family’s big star has never quarreled with a dog#

#笑笑姐 to work hard#

#大星之黑心老婆和熊儿的最高一战战#

#I am superficial, I am happy#

#Su Zhe: I was born with bad seeds, so what? #

Until the staff of the program group followed the link given by the enthusiastic friends and companions on the Internet, they saw "Su Zhe accompany you to watch variety shows" together.

As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, he was almost disconnected.

The live video has entered Lulu's beautiful morning.The girly pink princess bed, lace ribbon bow, standard configuration is a princess standing on the balcony, calling for love to the center of the world.

"Good morning, world~"

Su Zhe expressed expressionlessly: "Her neighbors are probably yelling with their middle fingers up, fuckyou. Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just promised to be tolerant to the new generation of beautiful girls, don't spray No, stop spraying, let us appreciate the gems of this year's new girl group.

"To tell you the truth, this little girl is pretty good-looking.

"It's just that my brain is not working well."

After a group of little girls flooded into the screen, the barrage turned into a sea of ​​pink. Lulu's girl group lovegirl has a huge base of otaku fans on the Internet. Cuteness and cuteness are almost written in the bones of each of them.

Su Zhe didn't want to lead the war to a wrong rhythm, so he picked up Lulu high and put it down gently.

Until the mysterious Miss J began to be mentioned.

Lulu said to the camera with a sad face: "Society is really too complicated, I hope J can be happy as soon as possible. Let me secretly tell you a secret, the trainee sister who rents with me is a serious family member. "

At this time, the mysterious Ms. J has not shown her face, but in Lulu's description, a little sister who shares the rent with her seems a little unhappy today.

Su Zhe sneered: "Come on, come on, everyone in the audience is paying attention, Su Zhe's small class on whore masters is about to start.

"No, I didn't say Lulu whore, what's going on with your barrage? Paranoia?

"Now I'm going to be abused by Lulu and become a real fan."

"This obviously bitch is this Miss J. What is complicated is never society, but people, so please be careful, my sister Lulu.

"Your co-tenant is not sad early or late, but she is upset when you are on the show? Does she not know that you are going to shoot a show today? If she is a real friend, she will definitely not want to drag you down at such a critical moment. But She still showed it, why? You savor, you savor carefully."

[Fuck, steal the show? 】【Wow, the plastic sisters fight with ulterior motives [Seal Applause.jpg] Let the storm come more violently】【When I watched it, I wanted to say, wake up, don’t throw away such sisters, save it for the New Year ? 】【I can already smell the smell of blood and rain】【I beg Teacher Su to continue the class! 】

Because the angle of substitution in the video is mainly based on Lulu, although in Su Zhe's view, Lulu's tone is also fake, and his morality is a bit shallow.But he didn't mind criticizing Su Mingzhu from Lulu's point of view.This can easily arouse the empathy of Lulu fans-our little sister is kind-hearted, but there are always people who want to harm her.

But after Su Zhe took the lead and determined that the other party was deliberately expressing himself at this point, many people followed Su Zhe's perspective, because it really made sense.

"Secret it, if you want to say it, don't say it.

"In my case, I'll just let her hold back and see if she wants to say it or not.

"Sisters like this, tsk, what are you doing here? Waiting for the day in the future to feel that love is a ray of light?"

"Finally showing up.

"Hey, with this face, how dare you call yourself the co-tenant sister? Co-rent grandma!"

[Grandma ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】【Our Lulu is so kind, we believe what others say】【This girl really looks like a scheming girl [frowned, and found that things are not simple.jpg]】【Lulu also Not a good bird, ok? 】【I feel that the anchor is a bit hostile. Why can't the girls really love each other, so they have to fight each other? 】【Her eyes are full of deceit! ! ! 】

Su Zhe usually likes to interact with bullet screens very much, and he said something like "the boss is stupid, the second is smart, no one has a bad third" and "you can do whatever you want? Think about it, young people, Don’t you have the right to daydream a little bit?” said the coquettish words.

But now his eyes are wide open. Under the "watchful eyes" of the barrage, he seems to have suddenly discovered something that shocked him too much to say.

More and more people in the barrage realized that Su Zhe hadn't spoken for a long time.

【What's wrong? 】【Did something happen? 】【What did the anchor discover? 】【In the 5G era, the video is still stuck? 】【hello? 】

He even came to ask "Who is the father?" He didn't know Su Zhe's purpose. He just obeyed his father's order to bring his Uncle Su back on the show. He really thought that Su Zhe was forced by gambling debts. There is no way, I am ready to go to sea to be an anchor.The effect of Su Zhe's anchor is also very good, bringing unprecedented traffic to his live broadcast room, and also brought him ideas for the next live broadcast content.

"Fatty Su?" Su Zhe finally opened his mouth after the hand of "Whose father" waved in front of his eyes.The acting skills are bursting, and the expression delivery is very good.This is a skill that has been cultivated in borrowing money and gambling over the years. He will not sell badly, he will not be able to borrow money, he will not change his face, and he will not be able to deceive people at the gambling table.

And Fatty Su is exactly Su Mingzhu's nickname, Su Zhe gave it to him, and only he can call it so cheaply, Su Mingzhu almost hates this nickname.

"Who?" "Who is the father?" and the barrage simultaneously expressed doubts.

"This is Fatty Su." Su Zhe came prepared. He immediately took out his mobile phone and searched through the picture library. Now, it seems that it is difficult to find a family photo taken many years ago when the second elder of the Su family was still alive.

Su Zhe tried his best to hide the people in the first room, but exposed the second room completely.

"Fatty Su, Su Mingzhu, my cousin." Su Zhe put Su Mingzhu's photo in front of the camera, "When did she become the mysterious Miss J? No, how could she be eighteen this year? My son She's turning twenty, but she's my son's cousin. Not to mention, has she had plastic surgery? I almost didn't recognize her. This dead girl!"

Su Zhe had basically revealed his aristocratic family background in his complaints to the Heavenly King before. At that time, there were still many bullet screens that felt that Su Zhe was talking nonsense, and people sprayed "If you are from a family like you, then I am a Lou Youlou" ",result……

Su Zhe really is.

In the bullet screen, there are people who don't know about the gossip between the two families of the Su family, and they are still talking with a smile, the anchor will not be a car crash, right?After a passionate spray, I realized that it was my family.Hahahahaha, you deserve it, it's up to you.

Su Zhe didn't think about it at all: "This child is really too much. This is what she said to elope? To become an idol? No one in the family prevents her from entering the entertainment circle. If she wants to go, even though our family has fallen, But still kind of related.

"Well, I'm really from a family.

"What unbearable past can she have? Ah, it can't be...

"Oh, how can you be such a bitch to your friend.

"The biggest problem with this child is this. She never knows how to be grateful. No matter how good her friends are to her, she only imagines that others will harm her.

"Yes, yes, persecution paranoia is serious. I really suggested that my brother take her to see a psychiatrist, but my sister-in-law felt ashamed and refused to admit it.

"Not only did she think that others would harm her, but she also had other delusions. Country C is famous in the nest."

In short, black is right.

Man is such a creature, it is easy to be credulous, and he likes to use "your family members have said so, you are such a person" to infer the outcome of things.

"Is my brother and I not on good terms?

"That must be bad.

"I'm not a good bird, and neither is Su Mu. He has been jealous of me since he was a child, just like his daughter was jealous of my son.

"However, I think it is better than Erfang.

"At least I'm not lying."

Su Zhe didn't intend to play any falsehood at all, he just wanted to have a frank, frank, talkative, crazy personal image that even sprayed himself.Su Mingzhu half-covered, and was going to let the matter ferment first, and then "forced" to come out to "clarify", Su Zhe directly punctured her, and gave people the first impression that the two families of the Su family were dog-eat-dog.

Let the public be like that bad-hearted old lady who thinks she is righteous, and when she can't tell the truth from the fake, they each hit [-] big boards. Everyone is at fault.

In short, no matter what the second room is going to do, they have already been labeled as "targeting the big room with bad intentions".