【Xingmo】My boyfriend is from the Ming Dynasty

The white curtains of Xinghuajun's house fluttered slightly, and through the shadows, one could clearly see what was slowly growing.Suddenly, a strong wind passed through the hall and lifted a corner of the curtain.Mo Cangli's pupils shrunk slightly, and he looked in surprise at the blood-colored withered tree that had been missing for a long time, and it was slowly growing.It grows bigger and bigger, its branches stretch out, and it will fill every corner of the room.

The pouring rain of blood fell, and soon everything about him was dyed red, and the white bones protruding from the pool of blood clasped his feet.He heard those tortures from Shura Wujian echoing in this small living room over and over again.

Hundreds of years later, the nightmare followed him like a shadow to this point in time, and he sat on the sofa as usual, watching the thick dark red gradually engulfing his legs, quietly waiting for the nightmare to subside.In the sound of broken glass all over the tree, a foolish remark of a person echoed.

He said, "Aunt Jiao, I know. I don't regret it."

When he woke up from the nightmare, the sky was already goose egg white, and Mo Cangli couldn't sleep anymore, then he started to try to cook breakfast.Facts have proved that this is the beginning of another nightmare, Mr. Xinghua was awakened by a huge explosion.

"Oh my God!" He ran to the kitchen without any pants on, there was a mess everywhere, and there was an innocent Mo Cangli looking at the microwave and thinking.

"Moisture was moving at such a high velocity inside the shell that the egg exploded."

"Ah! You know you still put him in?!"

"It's a boiled egg."

Xinghuajun didn't wear any slippers, and helped him clean up the wreckage with a bitter face. "Brother, don't go into the kitchen in the future, I beg you."

"I agree."

"I'll make it for you when I don't go to work in the future. It's okay for the head office. Don't come into my kitchen again, not even once!"

"Well, then there is Brother Lao."

It's a bit wrong, I always feel like I've been tricked.Xinghuajun turned his head to look at him suspiciously, that person's expression has always been the same, with no waves on his face.It makes people unable to see anything.

"Hey, why do you have such a dead face? How old are you?"

"In this way, the opponent will not be able to guess what you are thinking."

"Don't say it's your opponent, I can't figure it out."

The microwave didn't work either.

Xinghuajun put her hips on her hips, fiddled with the cabinet door, and decided to replace it with a new one.

"This microwave oven has been with me for 10 years." Mr. Xinghua said. "Ten years!"

"If the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come."

"Can't I be nostalgic! Besides, the culprit is not you!"

In the home appliance city, the two stopped and went, and Mo Cangli was very interested in the sweeping robot. "I settled an account for you."

"What the hell?"

"You are a doctor and have a slight cleanliness habit. A housekeeper comes over to clean up regularly every week. It costs 3 yuan for 240 hours, and it costs at least 7800 yuan a year. Buying this sweeper can save you 2300 yuan a year."

Mr. Xinghua tilted his head after hearing this, "Well, I actually think what you said is very reasonable, no, aren't you cleaning my house? You just want to be lazy!"

"How is it? Sir?" The salesperson also added fuel to the flames.Seeing that Mr. Xinghua was about to take out his credit card, the person next to him said, "What a coincidence." The transaction was interrupted.

With crooked eyes and a warm smile, he was one of the police twins that day... Mr. Xinghua opened his mouth, but couldn't remember the name of this person for a while. "Oh! It's you...it's that one! That one!"

"Officer Shi Yanwen, are you taking your son out shopping?" Mo Cangli asked.

"Yes, Jingzhong, please call me Uncle Mo."

Qiao Rulai from behind obediently stepped forward and said, "Hello, Uncle Mo, uh..."

"Doctor of the underworld, doctor of the underworld!" Mr. Xinghua hurriedly said, for fear that he would just say "Uncle Xinghua".

"Hello, Uncle Ming Doctor."

"What grade are you in?"

"Jingzhong is a sophomore this year."

"How did you do on the final exam?"

"Huh?" Uncle Mo had never seen him before, so why did he suddenly ask about his grades.

"Jingzhong passed the exam and was the second oldest, ha ha." Shi Yanwen smiled on his face. His eldest son was carved into a typical "child from other people's family".During the holidays, when neighbors ask about it, as a parent, you always have a bright face.

"Why isn't it number one?" Mo Cangli said, but was bumped by Xinghua Jun with his elbow. "Shi Jingzhong, if you don't take first place, how can you be worthy of Shi Yanwen's son?"

"Well... I'm not the kind of person who is competitive. It's okay to be second. To be the first, you always have to worry about being surpassed. Are you right?"

"An extremely mediocre idea, so pretty."

Qiao Rulai was taken aback by his calling. This name was a Buddhist name used when he was a young monk in the Buddhist hall. He never used it again when he was in primary school. I don't know how the uncle Mo in front of him knew.He looked at his father for help, and Shi Yanwen was also a little surprised.

"Mr. Mo, why do you..."

"Cough cough cough!" Mr. Xinghua grabbed the form and quickly signed it. "That's it. We are in a hurry to go home. If you are destined to have a meal next time, I will treat you!" After speaking, he grabbed Mo Cangli's hand and ran away quickly.

"Hey, why do you know everything! And what are you doing to a child like this? Did you have childhood shadows back then?"

"He is four years younger than Qiao Tathagata." Mo Cangli said. "It seems that it's not all copying."

"'who is he?"

"Just pretend I'm talking to myself."

"Hey, it's amazing to be a mysterious Ming Dynasty person? Hey, you are so eloquent, how did you trick Officer Shi into letting you go last time?"

"I'm not lying, they really don't have evidence."

"But you also look suspicious." Mr. Xinghua chatted with him while leading the sweeping robot, "Well, it's so heavy, I regret it now, it's not worth buying this thing, it's all your fault. Your mouth, You should do a preaching."

"What is Chuanxiao?" Mo Cangli asked, "Speaking of which, there is one thing in your world that I absolutely want. It seems that it will be much more convenient to get him."

"ID card, how do I get an ID card?"

If a person like him wants to apply for an ID card, he can only get a fake one, Mo Cangli stared at the small advertisement for ID card pasted on the station sign, thoughtful.

It seems that it is not easy to be a Mohist giant in this era, and you have to apply for several identity cards. "Well, most of them are deceitful." Mr. Xinghua reminded him, "That's right, you don't have an ID card, so I have to support you..." When he said this, he shuddered , Somehow, I naturally thought of spending my whole life together.

Bah bah bah.Mr. Xinghua got rid of those unrealistic thoughts in his mind, and he knew about his sexual orientation when he was in college. Anyway, the rest of his life was just a matter of living with a partner, and he had already thought about it clearly.

It is not particularly difficult to find someone to issue a false certificate.

Anyway, old alumnus Wen Huang, as long as he gives money, he will have any connections.

"Master. Why are you watering a fake tree?"

Wen Huang's adopted daughter was sitting on the children's dining chair, eating a strawberry jam sandwich, her mouth was red.She is only 5 years old and behaves like a little adult.Feng Duyue picked up the saliva towel, she took a bite, he would wipe it off, Savior Die was messed with tirelessly. "Stupid, you can't wait for me to finish eating before you wipe!" Her adoptive father, Wen Huang, has a magical habit and doesn't like her calling himself daddy, but master. As for why, it depends on a lie she told when she was one year old. At the beginning, Wen Huang lied to her that she was born as his artificial human.

The one-year-old Swallow Die couldn't understand the difference between artificial humans and humans, but only knew that her birth method was very different, so when the kindergarten teacher asked her who her mother was, she shook her head loudly and proudly, Passionate:

I am Wen Huangsheng's artificial human!

The breaking of the lie starts with her finding her birth certificate.Except for the word Swallow Die on it, she didn't know anything, so she had to take it to the butler Feng Duyue.

Feng Duyue said expressionlessly: "It says that you were born in XX Hospital at a certain time in a certain month and year. Your mother is XXX."

"Ah? So, I'm not Wen Huangsheng?"

Feng Duyue frowned, "How could he be the one who gave birth to you? I didn't even know the landlord had that ability!"

This was the beginning of Emperor Wen's authority being shattered in front of his daughter.

Now, Wen Huang hummed a little song, and he planted the red tree in the backyard, although it has no roots, it grows like a huge red coral.

"Oh, this tree is dying, don't you see? I'm trying to revive it."

It really is dying.Wen Huang reached for the tree trunk with his hand, and somehow, he felt the flow like water.When I first got home the other day, the flow was like a flood, but now, it seems to calm down.It seems that this kind of flow will also weaken with time, and at some point, it will really become a dead tree.

The doorbell rang, and a moment later, Feng Duyue walked in through the door.

"Landlord, there are guests visiting."