My seven-year itch with my guard boyfriend

When I proposed to go out for a walk on Qixi Festival, Jianqiu looked at me with a very strange expression.

I said, "What's wrong?"

He said, "What do you do during the Qiqiao Festival?" He paused again, and said, "For the girl."

I said, "I know, but don't you think it's very romantic? Meeting magpies on the bridge during the Qixi Festival, such a good atmosphere and such a profound cultural background, isn't it suitable for making an elephant poetically and picturesquely?"

Jianqiu: "..."

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So Jianqiu and I walked around the streets of Guangxi this day, oh oh oh oh, and didn't stay until all the lights were extinguished.There is no festive atmosphere in this old-fashioned festival, and I don't like shopping, nor does he like shopping, so the two of us had to find a restaurant to drink as usual.

Jianqiu stopped me: "Let's drink tea today, don't drink, your rash hasn't gone away yet."

I howled: "Don't mind me, you put me on grass for three days just because of this rash. I don't eat meat, fish, or spicy food. I can't eat this or that. How about drinking some wine today?" gone?"

He looked at me disapprovingly.

I held up my chopsticks and looked at him eagerly: "Just a little."

He hesitated for a moment and said, "Still..."

I said, "A little bit."

He sighed and looked away, and I hastened to pour myself a drink.

I’ve been with him for so long, and I’ve been able to get a good idea of ​​his temper. He’s very particular about this. He won’t let you do anything. You act like a baby, and if it doesn’t work, act like a baby again. However, he persisted until I begged him for the third time.

A few days ago, I developed a rash because of the heavy humidity here. At first, I didn't pay much attention to it, but it turned out that my face was ugly, so I remembered to apply the medicine.I looked at Jianqiu's smooth and jade-like face, and I was very dissatisfied: "Hey, let's lie together and the mosquitoes just chase me and bite me, but what's the matter with this rash? Are you so jealous of Sajia's beauty?"

Jianqiu gave me the medicine wholeheartedly, and said casually: "It's nothing, it will be fine after a while."

I sighed, and said sadly: "Your Majesty, you don't know something. The women in the harem, appearance is the most important thing. With the current appearance of the concubine, is it far from being thrown into the cold palace? Green head cards have to grow grass Already!"

He pursed his lips helplessly, dipped a cloth towel in my face, and said, "Don't talk, don't move your mouth."

Suddenly being silenced, I feel so cold in my heart. Sure enough, I am fading and loving. A few days ago, my lover liked you and I praised me as a boredom sweetheart. Now I have such a bad face that I don’t even have the right to whisper there is none left.Sure enough, this ruthless man only loves my handsome face.

I pouted at him resentfully.

Jianqiu ignored me, applied the medicine to my whole face bit by bit, looked around carefully, and said: "It's done."

I let out an oh and was about to stand up when Jianqiu suddenly leaned over and gave me a kiss.

I was stunned: "You can kiss this rotten face."

He blinked and said in a low voice, "It looks good this way." He turned and left.

I sat where I was, and suddenly my face felt a little hot.

In fact, it’s nothing special, the two of us usually run out to drink when we have nothing to do, chat for a while, and then go home shoulder to shoulder, but we drank a little too much today, I deliberately want to get him drunk and take advantage of the long-lasting atmosphere Do something that this website doesn’t allow me to write, one cup after another. As a result, I have too much myself, talk with a big tongue, drink alcohol and not eat meat, and start to reminisce about the old days like water.

Jian Qiu patted me, trying to pull out the hand that was tightly held by me, frowned and said softly: "Okay, stop drinking, you are drunk, let's go home."

I don't know what I thought of, hehehehe laughed.

I said, "Yes, go home, let's... go home."

He helped me up and walked back. It was getting late at this time, many small shops were closed, and there were sparse lanterns on the side of the road. The lights made the two of us intertwined shadows thin and long.

I hugged him stickily in a secret posture, passers-by in twos and threes didn't look at us very much, probably thought we were a pair of drinking buddies.I hooked his clear collarbone with my fingers, and he reached out and squeezed my waist.

Tenderness is like water, and good times are like dreams.A pair of people in the sky, you and me in the world, the golden wind and jade dew are a good season.

I said, "Come to Zhinu... give me a hug."

He seemed to be tired from dragging me, so he simply swung his arms and picked me up.I complained in a daze: "Damn... How can there be such a sturdy fairy who ascended by triathlon?"

He didn't say anything, his arms were steady, and he walked back with me.I writhed like a live fish in his arms, as if I couldn't find a comfortable position, he endured me for a while, clicked his tongue lightly, and said: "Don't make trouble, we're almost home. "

I snorted, "Why aren't you drunk yet?"

He didn't answer, and after a while, he said, "I'm a little dizzy."

I cut it and stopped talking. After a while, I felt that this posture was too girly, so I said, "I have to carry it on my back."

He said, "Okay." Then he put me down and bent slightly.I said, "No... just the kind that jumps up."

He hummed and said come on.I took a few steps back, shouted "Your little cutie suddenly appeared" and ran up to jump on his back, but for some unknown reason, Jianqiu made a strategic dodge, and the moment I jumped up, he quickly—— Crouch down.

You know, I swooshed out over his head like a mortar that went off the hook, and landed headfirst on the ground.

I lay on my stomach in a daze for a while, and gave a thumbs up to Jianqiu, who was also dazed: "You play goat jumping really well."

He stared at me for a long time, said "Oops" slowly, and quickly squatted down to help me up.

I stood up hissing and slapped him: "Did you drink too much?"

He looked at me for a while and said, "Ah."

Come on, don't talk about anyone, you two drunks.

Later... I drank too much, and I fell down, and the rest of the matter was completely broken. When I woke up again, it was already the next morning. I sat up with a headache and dizziness. The two strange big fat barrels looked at each other.

Jianqiu wiped his hands and came in from the outside: "Are you up? Come out to eat."

I said, "...whose bucket is this?"

He looked at the two buckets, with a complicated expression, a little want to laugh, a little resentful, mixed with a little tenderness that is not easy to detect.He said: "Yesterday you were drunk and insisted on buying a bucket to soak your feet. You said it was for health preservation. I used both hands to carry you on my back. I couldn't hold the bucket at all. Then you said that as a punishment, take this bucket..."

My Erkang hand: "Stop talking."

I remembered.

I put the bucket on Jianqiu's head.

I couldn't believe it: "Then you really came back with a bucket on your back?"

He shook his head and said, "I can't help it, you won't let me take it off," and then added, "I took it off only when you fell asleep."

I said, "...how can I drink like this?"

He reached out and rubbed my neck, and said, "I drank too much, but luckily you didn't fall down yesterday."

This messy and indescribable Qixi Festival just passed away. We harvested two big barrels and put them in the corner of the room when we were free. The two fat ones were next to each other, looking harmonious and beautiful.Before going to bed, the two of us sat and soaked our feet in a bucket, relaxing muscles, activating blood circulation and helping sleep, as if living the retirement life of an old couple in advance.

That day our feet were soaked in hot water, and I felt ecstatic, sighed comfortably, and said, "The mishaps in this world never stop, they are all normal."

Jianqiu said: "Huh?"

I said, "The lines from The Legend of Zhen Huan."

He said oh, and didn't ask what Zhen Huan's biography was, but only said, "Why did you think of saying this?"

I stepped on the water and said, "Look, I originally wanted to get you drunk and have fun, but I didn't expect you to be so good at drinking; I wanted to have a Qixi play with wine, but I bought two buckets for soaking feet; I would have..."

what did he say?"

I tilted my head and smiled at him, and put one foot into his bucket, overlapping his.

I was originally a person as small as dust in the world of chaos, but by accident, I ran into someone who loves me so much, my dear.

Extra episode [-], it's over.

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