My seven-year itch with my guard boyfriend

Everything is good in the Southwest, but it is too hot.A wolf like me from the north is roasted like a hot dog when I arrive here.When I first came here, it was really hot at night and I couldn't even sleep well, and I was afraid of waking Jianqiu, so I could only quietly turn over the pancakes.When I turned around furtively for the third time, Jianqiu touched my shoulder and asked me: "What's wrong?"

I sighed: "I still woke you up. It's too hot, I can't sleep," I lay sprawled on my back, with one leg pressed on Jianqiu's, and complained, "What the hell? , It’s too hot, the sky is like a hut, steaming all over the world, I’m afraid I’ll be steamed when I fall asleep, or I’ll just sleep in the pot tomorrow night, saving you have to get up early to cook, just go Eat what's ready."

Jianqiu is used to my mouth being wide open, so he smiled lightly, got up, took the fan back to the bed, and sat beside me to fan me.

I said, "What are you doing? That's all I said. Don't slap your arms sorely. Go to bed and have to get up early tomorrow."

He shook his head and said, "It's not too late, I'll wait for you to fall asleep."

I said, "Don't..."

He covered my eyes with his hands and said softly: "It's okay, go to sleep."

The wind from the fan is very soft, and you won't feel a headache after blowing for a long time.I was so sleepy that I fell asleep in a while.

Before I fell asleep, I wondered in a daze, did I save the Milky Way and other galaxies in my previous life, so I can only meet him in this life.

It’s hotter at night and hotter during the day. I only look like a human being when I’m teaching. When I get home, I immediately melt into a colloidal form and lie on the bed, eating watermelon and drinking tea. I wish I could take a bath eight times a day, but unfortunately there is not so much water.For a while, I went to the river to soak in the heat to relieve the heat, but the old man next door laughed at me like a duck.

He said to me with a particularly sincere sarcasm: "Why are you in the water every day like a duck?"

I said: "...Oh, sir, ducks are usually not in the water, but in KTV."

The old man said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Did the water get into your brain?"

I smiled with a mental retardation as if my brain was flooded, and thought, oh, ancient people.

The old man took a puff of cigarette and said, "However, child, you have to be careful, it's not peaceful recently, so don't go out when it's late."

I said: "What?"

He said: "It's the same, it seems that there are bandits coming from the south again, and they want to come to the mountains to shed grass." He sneered, "The mountains here are high and the emperor is far away. Once you hide in the mountains, you will become the king of heaven. The bandits are like locusts." It’s the same crop after crop, you just get used to it.”

I said: "...Master, are you so calm? Be sober, don't bandits have to rob houses?"

He sneered again: "It depends on what kind of bandits they are. Those who hide from crimes are generally honest. They live in a nest in the mountains and don't cause much trouble. Those who want to be kings of the mountain are usually vicious. But these are rare, and they can't get out for decades Several, I have never met in my life."

I said, "Vicious?"

He nodded: "Racking houses and robbing houses, killing people and setting fires, big girls and young daughters-in-law are robbing, seeing handsome young men are also robbing, and stronger ones are also robbing to become young men. They are all desperadoes, or they will be suppressed by the government. If you are more ruthless, you will have a way." He became the king of the mountain."

I was flustered by his few words, the old man looked down on life and death and said with a fairy smile: "Don't panic. Even if you are really unlucky and meet a gangster, you are a man, neither strong nor good-looking , at most steal some money from you."

I:"……"

I'm not very happy.

Forget it, don't bother with him.This old man either has a problem with aesthetics or a problem with language expression. When he first came to visit, he also described Jian Qiu’s eyelashes as "thick and dense like a donkey". The slender eyelashes reminded me of Shanxi yelling donkeys, and I laughed several times.Jianqiu lay under me, beating me helplessly.

However, the old man's words also made me keep my eyes open. I put a wrist-removing knife by my pillow, and tried not to go out at night, but I still have to have necessary entertainment, and sometimes it is inevitable that I will return late.One day, Jianqiu told me that he had a gathering with some friends at night, and I said, "My son, you must go to the unit dinner, and you must have a good relationship with your comrades. Go and come back early."

He nodded and told me: "Be careful at home alone at night, you can't..."

I got a headache from his chanting: "Dad! Dad! I think I've grown up, and I won't open the door casually when anyone knocks. I'm an old man, not a little daughter-in-law. What are you worrying about?"

He shook his head, said nothing, and left.

As it turns out, this kind of conversation is really the enigmatic flag.That night, I heated up a hot meal by myself, read a book after eating, and planned to go to sleep, when I heard a commotion outside, someone was trying to hack my door.

I felt cold, turned over and took out the knife hidden under the pillow, hid it in my sleeve, sat quietly listening to the movement, and after a while, the kung fu gate was cut open, and a group of men rushed in They came to surround me, all dressed in bunts, with Southeast Asian appearance, staring at me fiercely.

Before I could wait for the leader to speak, I said, "The silver is in the lower drawer of the bookcase, and the banknotes are in the third door of the cabinet next to the bookcase. There is not much money, so you can take it."

There was a trace of confusion in the eyes of the man who looked like an arrogant monkey on the opposite side, and then he pressed the knife against my neck fiercely, and said irritably like a candidate who hadn't heard enough to make a few choices: "You, Repeat it again."

His knife was too tight, and there was a line of blood on my neck in an instant, and I repeated: "The silver is..."

The person next to me didn't wait for him to finish speaking, kicked over my bookcase, the drawer fell down, and the silver splashed out.

I sighed, and said with a straight voice: "The silver ticket is in the cabinet."

He nodded in satisfaction, and waved to the people below to take the money.I sighed secretly, thinking that I would just take it away if I want to save money and eliminate disasters, but the man with the knife across my neck suddenly let out an unintelligible grunt, moved the back of the knife up, and slapped my face with the knife, staring at me. He squinted his eyes, and looked at me up and down with a disgusting sticky, greedy and shrewd look.

He smiled strangely, turned around and said something to his men, and they laughed coquettishly.

Then he turned to me and said in half-baked Chinese, "Take him away."