The playwright school grass is also pestering me today

If it happens again, Shen Yu will definitely not let Han Mu sleep on the bed.

They won't go out late because they don't stay in bed, and they don't need to take shortcuts if they don't go out late.

If you don't take a shortcut, you won't encounter such an embarrassing situation where the shortcut is blocked.

"Where it's not good to fight, you have to go to the alley." Shen Yu sighed, looking at the group of hooligans that occupied the narrow alley from a distance, "I'm not afraid of knocking over the sauerkraut pickled by aunt and never getting out of this place again." Is it a street?"

"I don't care how they get out of this street, the problem is how do we get out of this street now?" Han Mu on the side was frowning, completely unaware that he and the gangsters share their fate.

"A place of right and wrong, it is unlucky and unwise to disturb rashly." Shen Yu sighed, "In the current situation, if we walk through the alleys, we will definitely be found fault, and gangsters are not recognized by the relatives."

"But if we can't get to the Internet cafe within 10 minutes, we're still going to die." Han Mu also sighed, "You can choose between the gangster who doesn't recognize you and brother Hai who doesn't recognize you."

"Damn." Shen Yu frowned.

Brother Hai is the captain of the League of Legends team of the Normal University, also known as the incarnation of sunshine and justice, and also known as the reminder of latecomers.

There was a training session before, Shen Yu swore to God that he and Han Mu were only 1 minute late, and Brother Hai insisted on playing more than a dozen games all day, but he never supported him once.

That day, Shen Yu was caught by the opponent and almost gave up the game, while Hai Ge patted him on the shoulder with a kind smile and said: Young man, remember to be punctual in the future.

Since then, in order to avoid being late, Shen Yu has always taken shortcuts during training.

Who knew that the fleeting time was unfavorable, and so many situations could be copied by taking shortcuts.

Shen Yu weighed the pros and cons at the speed of light.

It only takes a few seconds to pass through the disrespected gangsters. Although it is a bit dangerous and he has to take Mr. Han with him, he is quite confident in his skills. The pain caused by the disrespected Hai Ge will last the whole day.

But now there are only 10 minutes left, even if you take a shortcut, you may not be able to avoid the disrecognized brother Hai. If this is the case, is it not worthwhile to take the risk of provoking the disrecognized gangster...

"Look at what!"

A roar in the alley interrupted Shen Yu's thoughts.

Shen Yu raised her eyes, and at some point the two gangsters who were closest to her turned their faces and looked at them fiercely.

The one on the left saw Shen Yu's gaze drifting over, and yelled again: "I'm talking about you! Watching the fun, right? Itchy skin!"

Speaking of this, the man waved the weapon in his hand in a demonstration.

A... rolling pin.

Is the year so bad, are the hooligans so underrated?

In Shen Yu's mind, he instantly imagined the scene where Dao H's younger brother went around collecting protection money during the day and working part-time at a snack bar rolling dumpling wrappers at night.

——As long as 998, you can take home a multi-purpose rolling pin that collects, rents, rents and uses it at home!

Too much divergent thinking is often harmful.

For example, in such a murderous scene, Shen Yu laughed out loud.

The faces of Han Mu and the rolling pin turned green together.

Shi can be killed and cannot be humiliated, and the rolling pin's expression quickly completed the transition from "I just scare you" to "You two don't want to go back completely today".

"I'll tell you right and wrong, it's unlucky and unwise to disturb rashly." Shen Yu looked at the rolling pin brother approaching aggressively, and nudged Han Mu with his elbow.

"Try your conscience and think about who disturbed you!" Han Mu shouted in horror.

"He seems to be coming to beat us up." Shen Yu continued as if she didn't hear Han Mu's complaint, "What should I do about Master Han?"

"What can we do, run!" Han Mu was about to scream, "Brother Hai will forgive us!"

At this moment, someone in the crowd of gangsters in the alley suddenly said something.

"Where are you going? Your grandfather is here." The man said.

Shen Yu's first reaction was, you can control where I want to go?But he immediately realized that the words "his grandfather" were not aimed at himself.

Because after saying this, the faces of the rolling pin and his little brother changed at the same time, and then they turned around together and walked back into the gangsters.

"Like facing an enemy" was written all over his body.

Shen Yu's footsteps stopped.

This grandpa's voice is lazy, but it's pleasant to hear, and his tone is calm, like an outsider, with a kind of... aura that makes people want to watch him lively.

Shen Yu and Han Mu looked at each other, and an emoji of looking at each other, smiling and making an OK gesture appeared in their minds.

Although they were still 10 minutes late, they tacitly did not take any action, and looked in the direction of grandpa cautiously.

There were five or six hooligans in a circle, and the grandfather stood in the middle of the circle. He was estimated to be 1.8 meters five, with a thin build, long legs, black long sleeves, and black trousers.

Under the cover of the gangsters, Shen Yu couldn't see his grandfather's face clearly, but he felt that his grandfather should be able to be regarded as the word "Yushu Linfeng" based on his physical temperament alone.

"They won't want to gang fight!" Han Mu looked at the gangsters forming a circle again, and lowered his voice and screamed, "Brother Yu, why don't we call the police?"

Shen Yu glanced at him and was happy: "Don't worry, it's not sure who beats who in this round."

"Huh?" Han Mu was shocked, "This is 1V5!"

"In the scene of five fighting one, these stinky fish and rotten shrimps only dare to confront grandpa. Guess why?" Shen Yu asked.

"Afraid that the aunt in the alley will call the police?" Han Mu guessed.

This strange answer made Shen Yu stunned for a long time before he could speak: "Think again?"

"Because..." Han Mu frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly realized when he slapped his thigh, "I understand! Because they are not sure that they can beat Grandpa!"

Probably because he finally got the right answer, he was a little excited, Han Mu's voice was not usually loud.

Shen Yu didn't even have time to nod, but his smile froze on his face due to his loud shout.

The scene was instantly quiet.

A bully is a typical creature whose head can be broken, blood can be shed, and face cannot be lost.

So, Han Mu's words just now perfectly collided with their mixed life creed.

Shen Yu didn't feel well, he raised his eyes, and saw the rolling pin and his little brother turned their heads slowly again as if in slow motion, and could clearly see every muscle in the neck.

The gangsters surrounding grandpa from the other side also looked over together, and there seemed to be hundreds of cold flying knives floating in their sights, cutting Shen Yu's heart so coldly.

"Did I tell you that it's unlucky or unwise!" Shen Yu took half a step back and shouted in a low voice.

"I made a mistake, Brother Yu! I'm unlucky! I'm mentally handicapped!" Han Mu said sadly.

It was the second time that Shi Ke couldn't be humiliated, the rolling pin walked over this time with a murderous look, as if there was a special effect of flames around him.

Seeing that the posture was not good, Shen Yu gave Han Mu a hand and lowered his voice: "Master Han, just run away later, I'll cut you off, if I haven't shown up after 10 minutes, remember to ask Brother Hai for help." love."

"What if you haven't shown up after an hour?" Han Mu asked nervously.

"Then come back to me at night when there is no one else. Bring a black plastic bag and pick it up carefully. Don't leave a finger or something on the ground to scare the children." Shen Yu said.

It was easy to say, but Shen Yu's eyes were still focused on the gangster.

Distraction is taboo in such things as fighting, if someone beats you with a stick, Han Mu will really have to bring a plastic bag to hold him.

At this moment, Shen Yu suddenly saw the grandfather who was surrounded by the crowd and couldn't see anything except a pair of long legs raised his feet. The whole movement was as precise and clear as slow motion.

Then, the movement of the rolling pin changed from a very imposing walk with arms swung forward, to a trot that lost its center of gravity, followed by a swoop, and finally, BIA gnawed on the ground and fell solidly.

Also flew out a small arc.

"I'm stupid." Shen Yu laughed out loud, but was shocked inside.Grandpa's kick seems to be a little stronger than his. He can't kick such a delicate and beautiful dog eating shit. Of course, this also needs the cooperation of a rolling pin.

But the point is that grandpa is too brave, so he just kicked it up?Opposite him is a gangster who doesn't recognize his relatives!

Faced with this humiliation, the rolling pin finally gave up on bothering Shen Yu and Han Mu.He got up, roared "I'm so stupid", grabbed the weapon and rushed towards the grandfather.

This action sounded the battle horn thoroughly, and a group of people broke into a ball in the blink of an eye.

"Damn it, it's exciting." Han Mu rarely witnessed such a scene, and was dazzled by it, "Brother Yu, what are we going to do? Do you want to help Grandpa?"

"Don't think about being brave with just your fighting strength. Grandpa can embed you into the wall with one finger." Shen Yu glanced at him, "Run quickly."

"Oh! Run quickly!" Han Mu nodded in bewilderment, and started to run out of the alley.

Shen Yu grabbed his arm, pointed to a narrow alley that was vacated by the tense battle situation, and said, "Run here, are you stupid?"

It took several seconds for Han Mu to react: "Are you going to sneak over while Grandpa attracts the firepower?"

"Don't be so ruthless as we said. He was fighting with a group of people, and we were innocent onlookers involved." Shen Yu said, "How long we can survive under Brother Hai today depends on our speed. Come on, little Hanhan."