Trivia at the end of the Jin Dynasty

Xianglong looked at the opened hand, slowly took it back and said, "Why should I find a way out? I just need to follow you. If you become a sage, I will stay with you in the palace. If you are a prince, I will go to fiefdom with you. If you are a common man, you can sell books to support you. If we really go to the Palace of the King of the Underworld, we will be a good companion, so we won’t be lonely.” Xianglong slowly, slowly, poured out the words in his heart without hiding anything .

"Is your book selling well?" Sima Yi seemed to have calmed down, and after a while, he continued.

"I haven't finished writing it yet, but if it is finished, it should be good." Xiang Long was a little yearning, and Sima Yi was a little looking forward to it.

"Let me see when you finish writing it." Sima Yi smiled, always felt that Xianglong did have a side that he didn't know about, and it seemed to be hidden, but Xianglong knew everything about him like the back of his hand, so he was too cunning.

"It's not your interest." Xianglong laughed at him jokingly, with a gleam of brilliance in his eyes, as if he was a little proud, but he also seemed to be looking forward to it.

"What is it about?" Sima Yi was very curious, curious and annoyed.

"Really want to know?"

"think."

Xianglong suddenly threw the person sitting beside him onto the couch, clamped Sima Yi's hands above his head with both hands, bent down, and got very close to the person's face, looking at his wide-open eyes and frightened eyes. From the look on his face, he knew that he had no idea what was going to happen next.

Like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, Sima Yi just looked at Xianglong stupidly, waiting for his next move, wondering if he was going to bite it down again, but this time it wouldn't be on the front door.Xianglong's expression was a little serious, a little excited, a little soft, and a little helpless. Sima Yi couldn't understand what he was going to do, but hearing his breathing so fast and unsteady, he must be making some kind of determination. Only in this way can he tell the whole story, let him be crushed like this.

Xianglong stared into his eyes, his lips parted slightly, and his body seemed to press down bit by bit. Sima Yi suddenly felt a little nervous, and he still felt a little indescribable. He just felt that this scene was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it. When have I ever been in such a situation, my heart is anxious, but the more anxious I am, the more I can't find my way.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and felt that when he was married to the queen, he did exactly the same thing after taking off the red hijab and drinking the quilt wine. These tricks were learned from the erotic pictures Xiang Long gave him.When he had the chance to stay still, Sima Yi finally figured it out, and said in a loud voice: "Perfect palace! It must be erotic palace! Xianglong, so you actually like these things. Oh, I finally know your interest, no wonder you keep it secret, He also said that he is different from me, indeed, I have never been interested in men and women, hahahaha!"

Xianglong's eyes widened in an instant, even his pupils dilated a little, his figure paused, and he paused for a long while in a stagnant position.Seeing that Sima Yi was about to die from laughing, he was so angry that he almost died, so Xianglong was like a deflated polo, lying on Sima Yi's body all of a sudden, and Sima Yi was so pressed that he almost died this time. But Xianglong had no intention of getting up at all.Lying quietly for a while, Sima Yi felt that this person was asleep, he poked Xianglong's armpit and said, "It's too heavy, get up for me."

Xianglong turned his head and said into his ear: "There is a key in the box that sealed me, General Huben, and you can take it to find Boss Wen. Remember, my book is not for sale, and I will only give it to you alone." look."

The hot breath from Xianglong's breath hit Sima Yi's neck and ears, itching and comfortable, a different kind of warmth seemed to spread from Sima Yi's heart to all his limbs, suddenly this feeling Yes, he was not so sad when he was overwhelmed, and even hoped that Xianglong would not get up, but at this moment, Xianglong turned over and got off the bed, and went to pour tea, leaving Sima Yi alone on the bed to meditate, messy. with.

Since then, Xianglong only went out of the palace twice, and he came back after more than half an hour. He didn't have too many discussions with Sima Yi, so he didn't know how Xianglong's business was.It's just that he didn't understand how big the risk of the two of them being demoted to commoners was. If Xianglong was so concerned about exchanging books for money, he didn't understand why Xianglong had to go to get them in person when he said that day. Book, is it a surprise?Sima Yi secretly guessed.

The New Year’s Eve is always celebrated with vigor and excitement, the congratulatory gifts from all directions, and the colorful lights of Jiankang City, all disappeared this year, only the people in the court put on low-key new clothes, and saluted the Holy One one by one. , A few words of congratulations for the New Year, even if this festival is over, no one dares to mention the Northern Expedition, and no one dares to say that none of the feudal officials of the states entered the court to celebrate.At the palace banquet, the ministers were very silent, they could only hear the music of singing and dancing, but not the joyous gathering of the monarchs and ministers. Only a few ministers came forward to toast, and they did not exchange glasses in private, and even talked to each other. There were not many, Sima Yi said that the dragon was tired when he saw this, so he asked everyone to leave the table early.

Sima Yi, who left the banquet, was holding back his anger and had nowhere to release it, so he had no choice but to talk to Xianglong behind his back. "This year's boxing ceremony is so boring. He lost the battle alone. It's like a national funeral. He has to restrain himself."

"Bah bah bah, the majestic king of a country, why doesn't he have a good mouth, the national funeral is coming out, are you cursing yourself, or scolding others!" Xianglong really has nothing to do with him.

"Did I ask him to go to the Northern Expedition? Did I tell God not to rain? Why, I want to keep the New Year so low-key." Sima Yi still didn't finish venting. "He was not ruthless enough to be killed by Qin Jun. He should be killed all the time. I really want to know, how did Qin Jun know the news when he arranged so carefully?"

"Master Huan definitely won't know the news." Xianglong replied firmly.

"We can all know the news, and the Huan family must have his channel." Although Sima Yi's voice was not high, both of them immediately reacted and covered Sima Yi's mouth together.

Xianglong looked around, saw no one, motioned Sima Yi not to move, walked out of the inner room slowly, saw that there was no one in the outer room at this time, turned around, walked to the window, set up the inserting rod, Looking out, he saw that there were indeed no guards nearby, so he went back to the inner room.

Xianglong lowered his voice and said: "This matter cannot be discussed any more, Your Majesty must be careful!"

Sima Yi seemed a little regretful and nodded.Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, after this fright, the little bit of alcohol in the banquet is gone.

Xianglong saw that he looked pitiful, so he smiled and asked: "Since Your Majesty dislikes etiquette as boring, how about we go out to the palace for a walk? This year, the imperial palace lanterns bought in the palace are gone, and there are still lanterns made by the common people. very interesting."

After hearing this suggestion, Sima Yi turned into a smile, "That's right, let's go out of the palace for a walk. It's been a long time since I came out of the palace, since I ascended the throne, I've only been out of the palace three times, secretly!"

"Three times is not enough, but His Majesty is very restrained now, not like when he was young, he refused to go back to the house no matter how much he persuaded him, just bought a bunch of small things, I carried them all, bought so much food, You only eat one bite of each item, and I made it round to support me, hey, I won't mention it." Xianglong seemed to have a lot of dissatisfaction with the past.

"Hahaha, I was really sorry at that time, and I made you suffer so many boards, but I saw that your butt was blooming after being spanked, and you were still lying there begging for meat. It’s just that there are fewer boards.” Sima Yi smiled even more heartily.

"Your Majesty's apology is very insincere?" Seeing Sima Yi smiling so happily, Xiang Long felt that he was a bit at a loss.

"How can you be sincere? How about I pick up the things I bought for you today, and you choose what to eat, and you take a bite, and I'll fill it up, how about it?" Sima Yi hid his mouth and smiled a bit.

"Don't dare not dare, that's what I said, Your Majesty, don't take it to heart!" Whenever Xianglong was alone in the room, when he heard Sima Yi calling himself "I" or "a widow", he felt a chill down his spine. Feng, the next step is not something that can be easily solved by kneeling down. Anyway, 36 tricks are waiting behind, which is very scary.

Seeing that Xianglong's attitude was very good, Sima Yi urged him to pack up and prepare to sneak out of the palace.Before starting to act, the Empress Dowager Chongde actually sent someone to reward things, saying that the grandson of the emperor had reached the time of being crowned king, and she wanted Sima Yi to grant a title and open a mansion for the eldest son.Sima Yi, who is busy on weekdays, is the only one who doesn't care about the affairs of the harem. He can find out the days of his stay in the harem with a single hand. Even so, he has three heirs. The eldest is already five years old. It's time to be crowned king, but the current king of Langya is Prime Minister Sima Yu, so it's very inappropriate to title his son the crown prince at this time.

Xianglong has always been Sima Yi's military adviser, but on the issue of the harem, Xianglong has never said a word, and he does not interfere with the affairs of the princes.Even though Sima Yi looked at him with questioning eyes, Xianglong still turned a blind eye to him, and Sima Yi felt very helpless if he didn't agree with him.

Sima Yi looked at the gold object rewarded by the Empress Dowager Chongde, and had no other way to deal with it except sighing, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and reply to the waiter, "Let me think twice, please rest assured, Queen Mother." It backs off.

After this incident, the two of them were not in the mood to go out to play in the palace anymore, so they had to give up.Sima Yi looked at Xianglong, saw that he didn't say a word, felt in a bad mood, put on a sky-falling expression and roared, "So boring!"

Looking at his lonely back, Xianglong sighed, thought for a while, and asked, "Do you want to drink?" The New Year's Eve is so unpleasant, let's coax him, so as not to have another sleepless night.

Sima Yi really felt that the banquet just now didn't drink through, and Xianglong's proposal at this time was very feasible, so he agreed wholeheartedly.It's just that when the wine was taken out, he felt a little apprehensive. Xianglong's drinking capacity can basically be described as "keep drinking!" Head-to-head with Xianglong at the table, I'm afraid I can only wait for the afterlife.

But today he was going to change the game, and he had an idea, and opened two New Year's Eve gifts for today's envoys to pay tribute.One is an exquisite jade cup, one cup of wine for one qian, and the other is a celadon porcelain lotus leaf sitting in a boy's sea bowl, let alone a bowl of wine.Satisfied, Sima Yi pushed the bowl to Xianglong and said, "Come on, let's not get drunk tonight!"

Xianglong looked at the difference in device type, smiled helplessly, and said, "This is too different."

Sima Yi waved his hand and said, "I see they are exactly the same!"

Xianglong didn't find it funny and said, "Where is it the same?"

"Color!"

"..."

"drink!"

Humans are not as good as heaven is, Sima Yi was still drunk by Xianglong.