Trivia at the end of the Jin Dynasty

"Report~~~~~! Urgent report from the Northern Expeditionary Army" The voice of the herald came from far to near outside the hall.

"Present." Sima Yi sat on the table, resting his chin with one hand.

"Abiding by the order." The servant quickly trotted a few steps, took the military report, and handed it to Sima Yi with a bow.

Only then did Sima Yi become interested in launching the battle report, but it turned out to be a great happy event. He really came up with whatever he wanted. Huan Wen unexpectedly encountered a natural disaster, and the transportation of food supplies was difficult to reach. He had already dug a river to control water transportation and maintain the status quo.The soldiers and horses went ahead without moving food and grass, and Huan Wen kicked the iron plate this time, which was really satisfying.

Sima Yi thought for a second, since this is the case, there is no need to block Huan's way of transporting grain by himself, so it's time for Chu Xianglong to be called back.Immediately after that, I asked someone to grind and write down an urgent "quick return".

There is no need for urgent letters to recall Xianglong, as long as there is a tacit understanding.Before the ink that had just been written was completely dry, the internal servant reported that Chu Yu had returned to the palace.

Sima Yi's face was full of joy, and the news of good news came frequently all of a sudden, which made him feel that the scorching sun outside the hall was very cute, and he even wanted to go out and experience what it was like to ride a horse under the bright sunshine.However, a companion is like a tiger. When he heard the familiar footsteps, he was getting closer and closer. When he was about to reach the door, Sima Yi closed the corners of his mouth and scolded the envoy: "It's a bunch of nonsense. , how can you be willing to come back!"

The servant was so frightened that he bowed and bowed, trembling, afraid that Sheng Jia would curse again, he would kneel on the ground and kowtow again and again.But at this moment, a tall figure turned around the main entrance of the main hall and appeared in front of the two of them. It was none other than Chu Xianglong. As if the internal servant had been granted amnesty, he thanked this god Bodhisattva for coming to the world and saving all beings. , meditating on the Buddha in his heart, he bowed to Chu Xianglong with an apologetic smile, knowing that the Holy One must be summoned alone, so he retreated very wisely.

Chu Xianglong came to the center of the main hall, and was about to bow down in accordance with the ritual when Sima Yi stopped him and asked him to come forward and answer.Xianglong Sanbubin walked up the steps in two steps, and looked at Sima Yi with piercing eyes.

Sima Yi saw that he walked vigorously and was neatly dressed. Although he looked tired, he looked radiant.He didn't give up his seat and didn't speak, just looked Xianglong up and down like this, pretending to have some unkind look on his face, but only Xianglong could see that there was a smile in his eyes.Look at the color of people, don't look at the mouth and nose, but look at the eyes. The smile on the mouth is easy to restrain, but the eyes are not good, and it will directly betray its owner.

Xianglong passed by the book case, glanced at the dry "quick return", and replied with a smile: "I ran for more than [-] miles in a row, day and night, and three horses died on the way, just hoping to return a second sooner." Jing Mian Sheng, why did you become reluctant to come back?"

The words were addressed to Chu Xianglong, this person not only heard it, but also answered in an orderly manner, every word was meticulous, every sentence was true, and no mistakes could be found, it was really annoying, so Sima Yi blamed him and said: "Run to death!" The three horses are true. It is unknown whether they will come back to face the saint, how do you know if Xianglong is the golden house hidden in the mansion, so he ran back in a hurry."

"Your Majesty really doesn't know if I'm hiding in the mansion, but Your Majesty should know how many days I'm in the mansion in a year." Xianglong may have eaten wisdom beans outside in the past two months, but he was able to answer Sima Yi fluently.

Sima Yi naturally knew that Chu Xianglong was with him, and he only went out of the palace for half a day for his father's birthday in a year, so he had no reason to continue to frame Zhongliang.But if one plan fails, there is another plan, he suddenly pretended to cover his mouth and nose, and said: "It stinks, don't come here." He stretched out his hand and was about to mess up the letter paper on the table.

Although the papermaking technology at this time has been formed, the process is complicated, and it is still difficult to mass-produce it. Moreover, the exquisitely crafted paper is expensive, and only a small amount is available in the palace, which cannot be applied to the public. It also mainly relies on bamboo slips and silk, and Sima Yi only uses paper when sending letters to Xianglong. After all, it is very convenient to burn after reading.

Xianglong stepped forward, grabbed the troublesome little hand, and said with a smile, "This letter belongs to me." As he spoke, he took the other hand, folded it with one hand, and stuffed it into his bosom.

Sima Yi was very dissatisfied, tried to pull his hand out three times but failed, so he yelled at the door: "Come here, give Chu Chang a bath in Tangquan Palace."

You have Zhang Liangji, I also have a wall ladder.Even when a servant came in at the door, Chu Xianglong still didn't let go of his hand, and just replied, "Thank you, Your Majesty, Long En."

Seeing that this person was fighting with him today, Sima Yi didn't even shy away from him, and he didn't intend to let go at all, so he simply gave up resistance.He said angrily: "Third Young Master, please!"

Xianglong's smile became more and more complacent, and he pushed his nose up and said, "I'm not talented, I'm not good at water, please Your Majesty send someone to take care of me."

Sima Yi was also furious, and said bitterly: "Tangquan Palace has its own servants to serve you. Could it be that you want Zhen's Sangong and Sixth Courtyard to serve you?"

Xianglong's smile was even more cunning, and he pulled Sima Yi in front of him with a sudden pull of his hand, and said with satisfaction against his ear, "Get rid of the Sangong Sixth Courtyard."

Sima Yi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he was furious, but Xianglong laughed and dragged him out of the hall before he could utter those pale words such as bold, unreasonable, presumptuous.

The Tangquan Palace is already ready, but I heard that Chu Yu was rewarded to come, so he had to comply with the etiquette rules, half of the servants dispersed, and there were only two or three people left in the inner hall. Seeing the Holy Majesty coming, he was still livid face, several servants immediately knelt down on the ground and asked if the chief officer should be called to serve, Sima Yi waved them all back.

In an instant, only Sima Yi and Xianglong were left in the hall.Xianglong only stared at Sima Yi and smiled, without saying a word, and remained motionless.Sima Yi grinned, and said angrily: "Do you really want me to serve you?"

When Xianglong saw that he was happy, he said, "How dare you, how dare you. I'd better serve His Majesty as a slave."

Sima Yi raised his chin, opened his arms with an air of understanding, and waited for Xianglong to undress him.

Chu Xianglong undid his gold belt buckle with ease, and took off the heaviest piece of his body first.This pure gold hollow dragon pattern buckle is said to be handed down from the ancestors. The craftsmanship is exquisite and the fine gold materials are used, which is enough to show that the country was strong and the handicrafts were developed. It has been passed down from generation to generation in the royal family, so that every emperor can remember the prosperity and prosperity of that year.Now years of wars and turmoil have caused all the country's taxes to be spent on military expenses. Even the expenses in the palace have changed from exquisite colored porcelain to celadon, and the flavorful lacquerware has gradually disappeared. The newly purchased gold Instruments are even rarer.

After all, it was midsummer, and Sima Yi was already dressed very lightly, inside the dragon robe was a plain white underwear.Sima Yi usually entered the soup pool in his underwear, but for some reason today, he still raised his arms, showing no intention of stopping.

Xianglong stopped for a while, looked at his face, saw that although his eyes were slightly closed, he didn't seem to be asleep, since he acquiesced, he stretched out his hand to untie the tie of his inner shirt, and removed it.Seeing that this person was still motionless, he jokingly said, "Is Your Majesty going to the soup pool or the soup pot?"

Sima Yi rolled his eyes at him, withdrew his arms, stroked his left and right wrists back and forth, as if he had withdrawn his sleeves, and walked straight to Tangchi without looking at Chu Xianglong.

Chu Xianglong stared at his thin back since February, and felt a little distressed, but for some reason, seeing that arrogant face, why was it a bit indescribably hateful?After Xianglong came back, he changed his clothes before coming to meet the saint. It was a journey of seven hundred miles, and the summer was scorching, so he still saw people.Now this person knows all this, but he wants to meet again shirtless. I'm afraid he just wants to see whether he has been injured these days, whether he has had enough food and drink, it's really unpredictable!

Xianglong simply took off his clothes, walked towards Tangchi, and yelled: "Pass by, don't miss it, what a strong slave, whoever bids the most, can take it home and take care of the house. Courtyard, chores and labor, everything is a master, not many, the starting price is [-] yuan."

The soup pool is [-] feet square, with steps on three sides that can be used to go up and down and sit on, and one side is a platform, which is very close to the water surface, and it can just be used to lie flat and soak in the bath soup, which is very ingenious.

Sima Yi was soaking in the pool, sitting upright on the stone steps by the side of the pool, with his arms supporting the edge of the pool, squinting his eyes, enjoying himself very much, and secretly looked at Xianglong's direction, wanting to find out.With Chu Xianglong's yell, coupled with this slapstick, Sima Yi almost slipped into the pool in shock. He opened his eyes wide, wiped off the water from his face, stared at him, pointed at this cheeky man, and said :"you you you!"

Xianglong stood in front of him swaggeringly, looking down at Sima Yi from the pool, "What are you, don't just look at it, guest officer. I'll show you everything from top to bottom. Whether you want to buy it or not, just pay for it." ah!"

When Sima Yi looked at Xianglong from this angle, it was like his indecent queen mother opened the door for Guande, and Guande was at home!He gasped: "You, come down for me!"

Sima Yi stared at him for a long time before he remembered and turned his head, and turned around angrily.

"Master, if you don't buy it, you can sell the small ones elsewhere." Xianglong was still immersed in his small business.

Sima Yi was almost bleed by this guy's madness and foolishness, and he was afraid that he would become crazy and would not come down, so he cooperated and said: "Buy, buy, buy! Come down to get the money."

Xianglong put it away when he saw it, and immediately jumped into the water, stirring up water splashes, then ran to Sima Yi, stretched out his hand, "Where's the money?"

Sima Yi rolled his eyes out of the sky, and thought something strange again, so he asked: "What kind of slave, worth three thousand coins, I don't see any difference from ordinary slaves."

While brushing water on his body, Xianglong smiled evilly and said, "This servant is not only full of martial arts, he is good at looking after the house, guarding the courtyard, and inquiring about news. It is not a problem to form a circle, and he also knows a secret technique."

Sima Yi had never heard of Xianglong's secret technique, but looking at this smile, he had a premonition that he was not holding back anything, and couldn't help being curious, and pretended to be disdainful and asked, "What secret technique?"

Xianglong didn't give a damn, he laughed and said, "The secret technique in the room! It is specially used to steal concubines and help people pass on the family line. Do you want to try it?"

Sima Yi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard his crazy talk, so he had to splash water on him to make him shut up quickly.

While dodging the splash, Xianglong fought back, and said, "Is the official getting angry from embarrassment? Is it because I shouldn't steal your wives or concubines, or I didn't come to steal the official? It's okay to steal from you, and the price is doubled. Discuss and discuss."

Sima Yi was angry and funny when he heard him talking nonsense, his hands became more vigorous, Xianglong actually had to concentrate on receiving the move before he could dodge it, the water spray attack was so fierce that he couldn't open his mouth, those who had All the rambunctious words are drowned in the splashing water.