Trivia at the end of the Jin Dynasty

On the third day after the winter solstice, the ceremony for Huan Wen to be honored by Da Sima was held as scheduled. The huge battle shocked the whole country. After three days and three nights of continuous revelry in Huan's mansion, it was considered cold.Countless people came from the government offices of various prefectures, and those who could not come in person also gave gifts and handed over postcards, vying to be the first, and there was an endless stream.The grand occasion was even worse than the pilgrimage team during the New Year's Day, and even the officials of the frontier who hadn't come to Beijing to worship for a long time also showed their golden faces this time.But this scene is not only the Huan Mansion, the streets all over Jiankang are full of colorful lights, singing and dancing.

Compared with the noisy and lively Huan Mansion, the palace was very deserted. After all the special ceremony was completed that day, Sima Yi said that he was sick and would not go to court for three days. The Huan Wen Mansion actually sent an invitation card, asking the current sage to go to the mansion Banqueting is really unheard of, this kind of transgressive thing can't be punished openly, and the current emperor actually has to politely decline it on the grounds of lingering on the sick bed. I'm afraid this Huanzi Fu is waiting for a congratulatory gift from the palace.

Another sleepless night.

"Xianglong?" Sima Yi raised his upper body and gave up struggling completely.

"Your Majesty still can't sleep?" Chu Xianglong, who was standing outside the curtain, responded quickly.

"Come in." Sima Yi suddenly recalled the scene when the two of them often shared the same couch when they were children, but since entering the palace, Xianglong was very taboo about such transgressive behavior, and Sheng Ming was not moved. The next sentence is a bit difficult to export.

"Do you want to light the lamp for His Majesty?" Sima Yi opened the bright yellow dragon pattern curtain and entered the inner compartment.

"No need." Seeing that Xianglong had no intention of taking a half step forward after entering the account, Sima Yi suddenly became bored, but at this time, it was unreasonable to chase him away, after all, he had just entered the account according to his order.

"Tea." Sima Yi said sullenly.

Xianglong turned around and picked up a teacup from the table, opened the bamboo leaf woven and wrapped brocade silk and cotton cover with dragon pattern, took out the teapot, opened the lid, tested the hot and cold with the palm of his hand, felt that the temperature of the hot air was just right, and then poured a cup The Albizia Jujube Seed Sleeping Tea was brought to Sima Yi, and he bowed and handed it over.

Sima Yi took the tea, drank it all in one gulp, and then met the eyes of the person who handed it to him. Unexpectedly, both of them didn't move at all, and looked at each other. In this embarrassing silence, Sima Yi was finally defeated. Come, I wanted to issue an order to evict the guests, but seeing that Xianglong had no intention of leaving, he said angrily: "Wait for the widow to give you a seat?"

Unexpectedly, Xianglong didn't say anything, and actually sat down, just sitting on the footrest, leaning against the edge of the bed. "Your Majesty didn't see the cheers of the whole city, so he couldn't sleep on his own. It's better to rush out of the dragon's den and see him tossing to the sky. Heh~~~ Bah! But, I heard that the dancer in his mansion It is famous all over the world.”

Sima Yi looked at his back and snorted: "Xianglong wants to watch the excitement, so he took the invitation card and he knew it at a glance. By the way, congratulations to Zifu."

Xianglong gritted his teeth when he heard these words, and imitated Sima Yi's tone in the court hall, "Zi Fu is my arm and elbow, chirping wah wah wah wah wah wah, I can't do without him."

Sima Yiqi's nose was almost crooked and he said bitterly: "Xianglong, do you think that my small temple can't accommodate you, a great general, and you are going to make meritorious deeds? Earn military merits in the frontier, and let the widows stand before the civil and military courts of the Manchu Dynasty." So boastful to you?"

Unexpectedly, Xianglong didn't say a word, but turned over and got on the dragon bed with a kite, which really shocked Sima Yi. Xianglong didn't even look at the frightened sage, and teased him unhurriedly. With the lapel of the robe, the legs were propped up, and the hands were put on the back of the head comfortably, and then he asked with a smile: "Your Majesty is finally willing to let the little one go?"

Seeing that he was lying comfortably, Sima Yi himself had no choice but to lie down, but seeing Xianglong's familiar and arrogant appearance, he was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and there was nothing he could do, so he waved his hands pretending to be cautious. : "Impossible."

Xianglong turned his head to look at Sima Yi's face that couldn't be seen as serious at all, and said with a fake flattering smile: "Your Majesty doesn't think about your subordinates, and I have been suspected of overstepping the rules in this palace for a long time. It's not right."

Sima Yi was really laughed at by this popularity, "It was you who refused to leave back then, and the will to seal you as General Huben Zhonglang is still in the topmost indigo brocade box in the leftmost drawer on the third floor of the bookstore. It’s useful. Besides, you’re lying on my dragon bed right now, so you’re not overstepping the rules? Is it justified?”

Xianglong got up suddenly, a wicked smile filled his sharp-edged face, "What did Your Majesty just say? Biting people is useless now?"

Sima Yi had nothing to do with his rogue attitude, and he had nothing to do with his policy of only hearing key words that were beneficial to him. Fight with all your strength: "I've said so much, you won't just hear this sentence!" Seeing that Xianglong was about to bite and bite, he said righteously: "Hey, hey, hey, don't be unreasonable!"

But he didn't know it himself, the posture of crossing his arms in front of his body, stalking his neck and closing his eyes made the momentum of these words disappear in an instant.Xianglong was so amused by his powerless posture that he almost fell to the ground laughing, but since the other party resisted, it would be too embarrassing for him not to take any action.This is not a strict call to stop, it is simply a refusal and a welcome, a half-push and half-acceptance.

Xianglong restrained Sima Yi's kicking and kicking feet and waving hands in two or three times, hooked his knees with one leg and clamped them firmly, held his wrists with both hands, and fixed them at his side, The people under him couldn't move immediately, and of course Sima Yi gave up struggling, after all, he never succeeded.Xianglong always used different postures to subdue him, the harder he struggled, the more uncomfortable the posture he got in the end, it was better to lose the battle early.

Sima Yi's eyes flickered upwards to the left, squeezed out a seemingly bright smile, and changed the topic: "Hahahaha, Third Young Master Chu, you are in high spirits today, why are you here looking for Xiao Wang? Why don't you get up and let's wait Talk slowly, talk slowly."

The smile on Xianglong's face became even more charming: "Okay, my lord, let's continue our conversation." Then his eyes swept over Sima Yi's face inch by inch, as if he was choosing where to speak.

Sima Yi saw that the momentum was not good, so he smiled again and said: "Hahahaha, third son! ~ We gentlemen do not move our hands, but think from the long-term, long-term."

Xianglong answered quickly, "It's been a long night, where do we start to discuss?" He lowered his head and opened his mouth slightly, as if picking on Sima Yi's shoulder that was exposed due to tearing.

Sima Yi was really in a hurry now, he used all his strength to break free from the bondage but it was in vain, he could only yell loudly: "Wait a minute!"

Xianglong really stopped in response, waiting for him to continue his impassioned speech and put forward the final defense for his shoulders.

Sima Yi had an extremely aggrieved expression, and said as if he was at the bottom of the boat: "When I say biting, I mean biting back, not for you to really bite, but to bite with your teeth!" He bared his teeth as he spoke.

"The imperial edict was drafted on the third day of my ascension to the throne. As you know, the censors have already copied it, and the treasure seal has been stamped on it. You don't accept it."

Seeing that Xianglong suppressed his smile, his movements also faltered.Realizing that his rhetoric was very effective, Sima Yi said while the iron was hot: "Now it's too late!" His eyes seemed to be comforting, and in order to completely dispel Xianglong's dangerous thoughts, he added a sentence "Let's talk again, I'm so skinny, it's not fun to bite, is it?"

Xianglong's expression stagnated again, and he smiled again, before he gnawed down without waiting for his next sentence.

"Hey, hey, I haven't finished talking yet!" Sima Yi was really shocked this time, this reassuring speech obviously had an effect, why did it fall short?

"Take it easy, huh?! Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~"

The guards who were changing shifts at the gate all stopped, and all looked towards the direction of the dormitory. After a shout, the silence and peace returned inside the gate, and the guards continued to change positions.

The two people in the hall regained their sanity and lay down side by side again.

"Has Wang Shu's posthumous title been chosen?" Sima Yi's clothes were disheveled and his hair was disheveled, but he was still lying on the couch carelessly.

"The Minister of the Temple Department has already drafted three books, and they will hand them in tomorrow. There must be an answer at the court meeting!" Xianglong sighed.

"Wang Shu is the number one loyal minister of our dynasty! Although Wang Tanzhi is not as upright as his father, he is dedicated to the country. I think he will be the only one who can hold back the Huan clan in the future." Sima Yi also sighed along with Xianglong. .

"Although the Wang family can be of great use, you are not Shi An who has always been concerned about Xie Gong's family. Why don't you order him to discuss important matters together." Xianglong said.

"Xie An and Wang Xizhi used to hide from the world for many years, lying high on the eastern mountain, meaning to hide from the world. Besides, Wang Xie and Wang Xie are old acquaintances of the Huan family. Huan Wen regards this person very seriously, so he may not be able to be used by me!" Sima Yi wanted to sigh again.

"Isn't this person making a comeback just to stabilize the Sima clan and check and balance the Huan clan?" Xianglong still wanted to win over this very famous person.

"He is for the whole family of the Xie clan, how could he be for me? Besides, with Xie An alone, it may not be an easy task. The Huan clan is powerful, and the nine prefectures of Jingxiang and Jingxiang are intertwined, so it is difficult to shake them!" Sima Yi shook his head. Shake your head.

"We can't rely on others, let's rely on our own efforts!" Xiang Long's eyes sparkled.

"Speaking of which, you really want to go to the Northern Expedition with old thief Huan Wen!" Sima Yi almost jumped up.

"It's my life's wish to go to the front line and die in battle, but the logistical supplies are also a contribution to the Northern Expedition!" Xianglong cast a sly look.

"No, no, absolutely not. It is extremely dangerous for Xianglong to go in person. Even if we intend to embarrass the Huan family, we will give up the truth and be criticized by others. We must not go in person. This matter is still waiting for my mediation." Sima Yi bite Lips, a pensive look.

The two of you said something to each other, they no longer cared about the other side's face, and only thought about their own thoughts.

"After all, don't you just hate me?" Xianglong said pretending to be annoyed.

"" Sima Yi frowned. "Xianglong, do you think it would be delicious to stew pig's brain, sheep's brain and cow's brain together?"

"Haha, I'm really hungry when you say that." Xianglong smacked his lips.

"You go to stew a pot tomorrow morning."

"Okay, okay, no, obey the order. How about I go get some pastries right now?" Xianglong gestured to get up.

"Cakes are useless." Sima Yi waved his hand.

"Cakes can also satisfy your hunger! Drink soup tomorrow morning." I still have to get up.

"No, what you need is a brain."

"???" Xianglong's expression was puzzled, isn't he hungry?

"En. Brain." Sima Yi emphasized his tone again.

"...", "Who are you saying has no brains?" Xianglong's expression darkened.

"Ah!~~~~~~~~~Hey, take it easy!~~~~~~~~~~~"

The servant who was changing the candles outside the sleeping hall had just lit the new candles when he was startled by a roar from inside the hall, and suddenly blew out the new candles. While relighting the candles, he looked inwardly Dian gouged out his eyes, and muttered in his mouth, "What's the deal! What's the deal!"