woo me woo me

"Who told me to be such a man who walks with wind and makes noise all his life."

This catchphrase is derived from Dai Feng's name, and similarly, it has been hated by Xu Xi since childhood.

"Wumi, let's go, some people are fine, don't worry about it."

"Don't, don't, brother is almost exhausted, help me massage."

Woomi has to say that Woomi’s Twolegs have a very good technique. Every time Woomi eats too much and pulls out her belly, Twolegs can always press Woomi comfortably, so Twolegs is also very comfortable wearing a wind. Until he fell asleep, Wumi couldn't wake up.

"Look at you, you still fell asleep on your head. Oh, come down quickly, don't step on his back, the vest will be scratched."

Xu Xi couldn't take off Dai Feng's clothes, she just twisted a towel for him and wiped his face, then covered him with a blanket and let him sleep.

During the military training, many gods and goddesses emerged among the freshmen of N University.Among them, the most famous ones are Dai Feng, the abs male god from the second class of the finance department, and Wei Wei, the snow goddess from the third class of the foreign language department.The military training is still half a month away, but everyone starts to gossip about whether Dai Feng, the male god of abdominal muscles, and Wei Wei, the goddess of white snow, have sparked love.

"Xiaoxi, Xiaoxi. Why do you ignore me when I tell you?"

Dai Feng chased Xu Xi all the way back to the dormitory from the cafeteria. "Xiaoxi, why didn't you tell me to wait for me to eat together?"

Xu Xi's complexion is not good-looking, and the sun has been poisonous for the past few days, and his face has been darkened several shades. If it is not for his appearance, he will really become ugly.

"I'm not leaving, will I keep it as a light bulb for you?" Whoever broke up went to the girls' group to show love.

"What light bulb?" Dai Feng was puzzled.

Xu Xi felt that Dai Feng was pretending to be stupid, and his eyes were red with anger. He was about to explode, but was interrupted by Wu Mi who walked up to his feet and rubbed against him. Wronged.

So, for the first time, Wumi saw a quarrel between Twolegs. By the way, Twolegs called it a cold war, and it was Wumi's Twolegs unilaterally fighting against the Twolegs Dai Feng.The feeling of the cold war made Woomi very uncomfortable, because that night, Woomi's Twolegs didn't rub Woomi's stomach, and went to bed without playing with Woomi.

Fortunately, the Cold War only lasted until the second day.

"Xiaoxi, here you are." Dai Feng handed over a small box.

Xu Xi was still angry and didn't even look at it, but was forced into her hand by Dai Feng.

"Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone about this, and no one saw it when I picked up the courier."

Xu Xi was puzzled, and subconsciously glanced at the things in his hand.

"Sunscreen spray? This, what is this?"

Dai Feng was obviously a little complacent, "Didn't you mutter a few days ago that you were tanned? But you are not a girl, and you never wear any sunscreen."

Xu Xi was in a hurry, "I'm a man, what are you doing with that stuff on!"

"I know, I know, so I didn't buy it for you secretly. You don't know, I, like the thief, took a lot of trouble to bring this thing back, even more trouble than when I brought Woomi in. .”

Xu Xi pouted and pushed the thing over. "Timid, who wants you to be troublesome."

Dai Feng scratched his head, "Xiaoxi, don't you use it? This is the link I asked the most knowledgeable girls to come to. The girls said that this brand has the best effect."

Xu Xi was taken aback, and immediately realized, "Wait a minute, you asked the girl? Who did you ask?"

"The one in the foreign language department is Du Weiwei." Dai Feng replied honestly, "If you want to ask, of course you can ask the one who knows the most. I searched around and found out that she is the only girl who is so white in military training these days."

Xu Xi opened her mouth, seemingly in disbelief, and muttered to herself, "So, it's not that you like her, or that you're interested in girls."

"Huh?" Dai Feng didn't hear clearly, he picked up the sunscreen spray and looked at it, "Forget it, if you don't like it, we don't need it."

But Xu Xi quickly snatched it back, "Whoever says no, buy everything, don't waste it."

Xu Xi's smile returned to his face again, and Dai Feng also heaved a sigh of relief, his white and tender Xiao Xi couldn't go dark anymore, she didn't look like his Xiao Xi anymore.

Until the end of the military training, the freshmen of N University did not see the interaction between the male god of abdominal muscles and the goddess of snow white.

In the girls' dormitory, Du Weiwei's roommate finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Hey Weiwei, is there anything going on between you and that Dai Feng? If so, don't hide it from us, we all want to know if you have captured the male god."

Du Weiwei was seriously applying skin care products in front of the mirror, and couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the words, "You don't know what the situation is or not, I thought that Dai Feng was interested in me at first, but then he slapped me in the face, Do you know why he came to me? He actually asked me what brand of sunscreen I use?"

A few roommates, ←_←, →_→...

Afterwards, Du Weiwei seemed to have remembered something puzzling, looked at the sunscreen spray on the table and hesitated, "It doesn't seem to be useful to him, could it be that this brand is no longer good, should I use another brand..."

On the night when the military training ended, according to the tradition of N University, the school held a bonfire party.On the concrete floor in front of the cafeteria, a hill-like bonfire has been lit since evening, and the surrounding area is glowing red.

The students and the instructors sat together, completely missing the seriousness and awe of each other during the military training. After all, those instructors and the freshmen were not much different in age.

The students of the second class of finance were sitting in the east corner, and several boys in the class were booing.

"Instructor, you have made us miserable this month. Pity the 32 students in our second class, not to mention the 18 boys, and you didn't even let go of the remaining 14 girls. It's too cruel."

The most impoverished in the class is the monitor, Wan Hai. His mouth is especially good at speaking. Even the position of monitor was given to him by jumping up and down when we first met. Main players.

"Yeah, instructor, let's forget about us old men, you don't even care about girls, you definitely don't have a girlfriend." Propaganda committee member Jiang Li is also a mouthful, and his words are extremely bad.

"Of course not."

"If someone like the instructor can have a girlfriend, then we all have to jump into the river."

Hahahaha...

Instructor Zheng was very calm in the face of the students' booing and running, as if he had expected this result a long time ago, he glanced at the crowd lightly, "I know you are holding back, I will give you a chance, let's talk, how do you want to find a place?" .”

The instructor was straightforward, and the monitor and the others reacted and immediately hit the snake with the stick.

"Okay, the instructor is refreshing." The squad leader took the lead in applauding.

"Actually, few of us don't want to embarrass the instructor. It's just that the military training has been held for such a long time. We also want to have a fair confrontation with the instructor."

So at the party, other classes were performing songs and dances, crying and crying with their instructors.However, the boys in the second class of finance compared their instructors with pull-ups. These guys were extremely obscene and shameless, because they were engaged in a relay race, and the instructor had to face the entire second class of finance boys alone.