ATM becomes human

Brother Yang, who was hurt physically and mentally, sat crying on the assistant's chair, wiped his tears, and yelled at the assistant who was courting him, "Don't come here!" Women and men with unyielding faces.

The assistant nodded in agreement with a smile on his face, but still handed over a pack of toilet paper. In the end, it’s all about the sin of money. He couldn’t control myself, hehehe, “Brother Yang, wipe, your face is more oily now , This appearance is not good, it will lower the image of our entire Pinggao Entertainment."

Brother Yang glared at the assistant fiercely, grabbed the tissue and snorted.He loves images the most. Brother Yang wiped away his tears and snot, and picked up from his briefcase the delicate must-have for pig boys: a small comb the size of a palm.

Brother Yang took out his mobile phone, turned on the front camera, beautifully combed his lonely bangs, looked left and right, and finally brushed his bangs evenly, Brother Yang looked at the phone in a narcissistic manner. He nodded himself, not bad, really handsome.

"Brother Yang, your hair is not bald by you, is it?" The assistant complained while watching Brother Yang's series of hot-eyed operations. If a man is refined, there is nothing wrong with a woman, but it's hard to say how the effect will be. .

Brother Yang: ...

From junior high school to now, it seems that the more I combed, the less I combed. Brother Yang thought about his thick hair in junior high school, and the more he thought about it, the more something went wrong. Since he had a comb, his hair fell out every time he combed it. Brother Yang used his hands slightly, " With a bang, the comb was broken from the middle.

"The hair will come back!" Brother Yang looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction and smiled. Without this evil comb, the hair will never fall out again!

Brother Yang looked at his bald head, hair, hair, his dear baby, for the sake of hair, he can give up combing his hair, give up the delicate life, come back!

Seeing that he finally turned Brother Yang's attention to the baby's hair, the assistant let out a long sigh of relief, the matter was considered over.

"Dala, dala~" Brother Yang's cell phone rang, and the display of 'next stop Big Brother Director' on the screen interrupted Brother Yang's self-appreciation.

"Hey, director, what's the matter... The program team is too caring...Okay, I'll discuss it with Yi Niu before replying." Brother Yang has a strong business ability and rarely puts his emotions into work Even if he just lost his first kiss on the ass.

Brother Yang hung up the phone and said happily to Yi Ni, "Yi Ni, the director team is willing to let us decide the theme of the next episode, we can choose what you are good at, and show our first variety show well, it is really a gift It's in my heart." He was also afraid that the road of Yi Miu's variety show would become a road of losing fans, and the program team would really know how to do things when he fell asleep and met a pillow.

Yi Bisi thinks, what he is good at is...

The assistant was worried, "Why are we suddenly given such good conditions, is there something wrong?"

Brother Yang explained regardless of previous suspicions, "Now the program group is in turmoil, he is afraid that we will go back on our word, and wants to lock us up in this program."

The assistant nodded half-understood, yeah, the matter is over, just waiting to get double salary, happy.

Brother Yang felt a sense of accomplishment when he saw his assistant being a good student. He liked hardworking people the most, so he asked Yi Ni again, "Have you figured out the theme? Let's have an acting award. Good job!" Show off your acting skills."

"I'm going to take what I'm best at." Yi Niu thought about it.

Brother Yang nodded, picked up the water brought by the assistant at the side, took a sip, and waited for Yi Bi's next round. Isn't acting the best?

At this time, Ai Timeng also looked at Yi Ni with bright eyes. Yi Ni is so powerful, I don't know what is the most powerful.

"Culinary skills!" Yi Niu said categorically, full of self-confidence.

"Puff~cough cough cough~" Brother Yang coughed and his whole body trembled, cooking, cooking skills, I'm afraid it's not about poisoning people to death.

Brother Yang remembered the fear of being dominated by food when he went to Yi Sui's house for the first time.

"I'm Yi Ni's manager!" Brother Yang saw Yi Ni's mother for the first time at that time. Yi Ni's mother was warm and hospitable, and she was full of happiness. At first glance, he knew that the family was very harmonious and beautiful.

Yi Ni's mother smiled and said to Yang Ge, "Yi Ni's father is on a business trip. Today is the first day you come here. I will cook for you. Usually, Yi Ni's father likes to cook by himself. I also learned a few tricks. .”

Before Brother Yang answered, Yi Niu refused, "Let me come, I want to see if my cooking skills have improved."

When Yi Bi's mother heard that Yi Bi was going to cook, she was a little hesitant, "This, this is not good, you finally come back once, let me do it."

Yi Ni rolled up his sleeves, and made both sleeves the same height, "It's good, it's hard to come back once, and let me have a filial piety!"

Yi Niu's mother poked Yang Ge with her eyes, and motioned Yang Ge to help her talk and let her cook.

Brother Yang doesn’t understand, anyone can cook a meal, but it’s better for the juniors to cook. Young people in this era are not willing to cook, so it’s hard for Yi Xiang to cook and let him do it, “It’s still easy to cook Go." Brother Yang in turn helped Yi Bi persuade Yi Bi's mother.

Yi Ni's mother was a little worried, looked at the two people who insisted in front of her, and let out a sigh of relief, "Then it's the same as usual, the son eats my cooking, and I eat the son's cooking, so that mother can think a little bit better, okay?" ?son."

Yi Bi smiled, "It's all up to you." He turned to the manager and said, "Brother Yang, try my cooking today, the dishes I cook are very delicious!"

Yi Bi's mother looked at Brother Yang with apologetic eyes, "You can eat it later..." Yi Bi's mother paused for a while, her eyes became firmer, and she smiled again, "Just eat more, my son is still cooking. No one has ever compared."

Brother Yang looked at Yi Bi's mother, who praised her son's good cooking skills in front of him, and wondered if he had read it wrong just now. How could there be apology for inviting him to dinner? It must be a mistake.

Yi Bi was embarrassed by the compliment, and stopped Yi Bi's mother from continuing to boast, "Mom, stop talking."

Yi Niu's mother was dissatisfied, "Hmph, my son, I can praise it as much as I want!"

Yi Niu smiled shyly at Brother Yang, and walked towards the kitchen.

Yi Bi's mother watched Yi Bi go to the kitchen, peeking carefully at the kitchen door, and whispered on the phone, "What should I do, the child's father, Yi Bi will cook for his manager."

"I don't want to eat? Why don't I eat the food my son cooks! I want to eat it!"

"I know you love me, but you are not here today, and my son needs someone to eat. When I think of my son's meal, I miss you!"

"What should he do with his agent, you solve it? Great, my dear, you are awesome!"

"Come back early, waiting for you! Chocolate, it's too tacky, you have to think again, if the gift is not thoughtful, you will have to spend 100 kisses to save me!"

Brother Yang, as a single dog, has suffered serious physical and mental injuries. People who have been married for decades are still in the period of honey love. He, a person whose mother was single until now, cried out loudly, but there seemed to be something wrong.

Yi Ni's mother hung up the phone with a rosy face, "Sorry, I told you to read a joke, I'm going to cook." Saying that, she walked in another direction, wait, there are two kitchens?Rich people really know how to play!

"Dala, dala~" The phone rang, and it showed that it was the president, and the phone that had been saved for so long was finally used, but what did the president want from him?

"Hello, President!"

There was a hearty smile on the other side, "Let me introduce myself again, I am Yi Ni's father, and also the president of Gaogao!"

No wonder Yi Wei's position in the company is unusual, Brother Yang realized it later.

"If you can do one thing well, I will give you double salary this year!"

Brother Yang immediately expressed his loyalty when he heard this, "President, I will do well without a salary increase!"

"The company will be proud of having employees like you, but you still have to pay, so let's treat it as a work-related injury!"

Brother Yang felt a little ominous, swallowed, "Work-related injury?"

The president didn't explain, and directly asked, "No matter how the food you eat later, you must make it very delicious, and the expression must be good. My son deserves the best."

"Okay President, I will definitely do it!" Brother Yang hung up the phone confidently, wasn't it just for boasting?He is the one who boasted three times in 10 minutes without repeating the same thing, the world lost money!

Brother Yang walked into Yi Niu's kitchen, wanting to see how the progress was going, the smile on his face disappeared the moment he entered the door.

What's that in the pot?Dark!

Brother Yang watched as Yi Bi picked up the condiments and poured them in, and added them one by one according to the order in which they were placed. He panicked, "Yi Bi, what is this condiment?"

Yi Bi picked it up and looked at it, "Old smoker!"

"What was the previous one?"

"soy sauce!"

Brother Yang rubbed his forehead. The seasonings on the kitchen table are complete, basically all the seasonings on the market are available.

Brother Yang asked again with difficulty, wanting to save his own life, "Why do you have to add so many seasonings, aren't some of them the same?"

Yi Wei said confidently, "Why don't you buy it? If you buy it, you must use it. Also, there are no similar seasonings here."

Dark soy sauce, light soy sauce, soy sauce, yes, they are different!Brother Yang closed his eyes, he couldn't watch anymore, and he would lose money if he watched again!

"It's ready, take it out for me!" Yi Bi poured the unknown contents of the pot into a plate, and handed it to Brother Yang, "Today is just one dish, and there are not many ingredients in the kitchen." Yi Bi I still have some regrets.

Brother Yang: Thank you for saving my life!

There were three dishes on the dinner table, two were normal and one was abnormal. Mother Yi picked up an abnormal dish with chopsticks and boasted, "Wow, you did a good job today. Every time my son makes this It looks like it will be delicious!"

Yi Niu was very happy, and looked at Brother Yang.

Yi Ni's mother also looked at Brother Yang, "Don't look at the appearance of my son's cooking, but the taste is super good, much better than those in big restaurants!"

Brother Yang thought silently, double salary, double salary, and squeezed out a smile, "Then I have to try it out!" After finishing speaking, he resignedly reached for the abnormal dish.

Under Yi Ni's expectation and Yi Ni's mother's reluctance, Brother Yang put something inexplicable into his mouth, his taste buds were exploding, sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty. He felt that this dish was provoking him, clamoring to defeat him, no Let him get double pay.

"It's delicious. After eating this dish, I think of my life. There are joys, emotions, sorrows, sorrows, and pains! I think this dish is incomparable to other dishes. There is no more delicious dish than this in the world, and I am about to cry!" As he spoke, tears began to well up on Brother Yang's face, and the tears flowed stubbornly on his smiling face.

Yi Bi was a little moved when he heard it, "Mom, I want to try it too!"

Brother Yang:?

Yi Ni's mother repeatedly refused, "How can it be done? What did you promise to your mother? You can't eat the dishes you cook yourself. What if you are so surprised after eating and start to become a chef? Mom still wants to watch you act in a movie!"

Brother Yang swallowed, "So, Yi Bi didn't taste the dishes when he was cooking?"

Yi Bi's mother explained, "Of course, otherwise, you will not be allowed to cook anymore! Yi Bi will do it if you promise!"

Yi Wei nodded in agreement.

Brother Yang wondered how Yi Niu hid this inhuman skill, and expressed his curiosity with tears in his eyes, "Then who am I to eat Yi Niu's delicious food?"

Yi Wei replied with a smile, "Besides my family, you are the first to taste my cooking!"

Brother Yang: Thank you so much, I think so highly of him!

At this time, Yi Ni's mother picked up a large chopstick with the serving chopsticks, and said with a smile, "Come on, eat more if it tastes good!"

With tears in his eyes, Brother Yang said with a choked voice, "Thank you!"

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