Give the monster the old days of the month
Chapter 2. The Flower of Gaoling and the Fox 02
Yan Zhen herself knew that it was really outdated to pass on the swan geese these days, but judging from his previous experience, this was the most prudent choice.
Yan Zhen, who has become a matchmaker, has done several novice missions, but almost all of them failed.
The first monster who came to him was a particularly difficult guy. Yan Zhen's mother once promised to help him form a relationship, but in the end it failed.After many years, he came to look for Yan Yunlan again, but she had quit this business a long time ago. Instead, Yan Zhen, who went to her hometown to attend the wedding for her, was caught.
Yan Zhen got entangled for no reason, and thus opened the door to a new world.
Even though she was forced to take over from her mother, Yan Zhen was more curious than apprehensive at first, trying to learn how to lead others.
A powerful karma master will use spells to connect the fate between two people, greatly increasing the probability of kinship.As for a novice like Yan Zhen, she can only figure it out on her own, and even go into battle by herself.Yan Zhen is like a person who just got a job, full of revolutionary enthusiasm, but is quickly overwhelmed by reality-his enthusiasm and the three-legged cat spell that he learned improvised did not help.
"Have you ever written a love letter?" Hu Yishu'er's dumb hair kept dangling in front of his eyes, causing him to be easily dazed just looking at it.
Hearing this question, Yan Zhen replied subconsciously: "No."
Hu Yishu'er began to feel that he was unreliable: "Then you still let me write!"
"Shh! This is in the library!" Yan Zhen covered his mouth, "So I brought you here to make up lessons?"
Hu Yishuer: "..."
Although Yan Zhen's H University is a comprehensive 211 university, science and engineering are the main subjects.As a standard engineering dog, Yan Zhen only scored a little over [-] points in Chinese in the college entrance examination. She has never met a few men who suit her appetite in her life, and basically has no chance to shine on her love talk skills.
Now he was standing in front of the bookshelf, and the books he found were "100 Little Secrets to Improve EQ", "How to Be a Man with Temperament", etc. kind of stuff.
Hu Yishu'er was so bored that he turned into a prototype and flicked his tail on the bookshelf: "Is it okay..."
"Wait a while and go look for it over there." Yan Zhen found a few romance novels, took them out and flipped through them a few times, and when she looked up, she found Hu Yishu'er's tail wagging in front of his eyes, and grabbed hold of it: " You are not allowed to change back to your original form here!"
Hu Shu'er shook his hair, as if very unhappy.Yan Zhen urged him again: "Come down quickly, what if someone finds out?"
But the fox didn't come down in a hurry, but ran to the other side of the bookshelf.Yan Zhen's glass gallbladder was shattered by him, and while chasing her, she yelled in a low voice, "Squeeze!"
With sharp eyesight, he quickly stroked the beard off, and tightly clasped his mouth.Hu Yishuo'er groaned and kicked him with his legs, Yan Zhen was afraid of being scratched, so she frowned and let go of his mouth.Hu Yishuer yelled: "What are you doing! I just saw him!"
see who?Yuan Hua?Yan Zhen grabbed the bookshelf and poked her head out, and she saw Yuan Hua's figure appearing beside the table not far in front.Standing beside him was another tall boy, Yan Zhen vaguely remembered that this was Yuan Hua's good friend, the two of them were often in pairs.
"Let me see it too..."
Hu Yishu'er still maintained the fox's appearance, desperately trying to squeeze his head out of his armpit.Yan Zhen originally wanted to let him out a little bit, but Yuan Hua suddenly turned around, and he jumped back in fright.After a while, he saw that Hu Shu'er's tail was still sticking out, so he pulled it back.
At this time, a boy happened to come around from the other side of the bookshelf, bumped into Yan Zhen who was holding a fox in his arms, and fixed his eyes on Hu Shu'er.Yan Zhen yelled in her heart that something was wrong, and immediately said, "This is a toy."
The boy looked suspicious.
Yan Zhen walked away slowly with an innocent face, but Hu Yishu'er was very cooperative at this time, really like a toy, let him hug her quietly.After walking out of several bookshelves, Yan Zhen looked back and saw that the man hadn't followed, so she gently stroked her chest.
He quickly forgot about this episode and recalled another incident.He seemed to meet Yuan Hua's gaze just now.
With such thoughts in mind, Yan Zhen felt as happy as a fanboy.Looking down at the fox in his arms again, he felt as sad as a lost brother.
Yuan Hua was still staring at the place where that person disappeared just now, it was a coincidence that he could always meet him these two days.
Maybe it's not a coincidence?
"What are you looking at?" Xu Baishu said and glanced back, "What did you see?"
Yuan Hua withdrew his gaze and suddenly smiled. "It's nothing, have you heard of Yan Zhen?"
"Yan Zhen?" Xu Baishu shook his head, "I don't know you."
Yuan Hua lowered his gaze, "I've heard about him recently. Some people say that he is a scumbag who can take all men and women, and he used to hook up with boys who have a partner."
Xu Baishu showed a look of disapproval.
"Although he is a scumbag, he is really good-looking. The girls in our college call him 'Yan Ruyu'."
"Why did you tell me this all of a sudden?" Xu Baishu asked puzzled.
Yuan Hua pulled back the chair and sat down, smiled and didn't speak.
Because he seemed to be targeted by this scumbag.
Yan Zhen rushed all the way to the first floor with Hu Shu'er who had transformed back into a human form, and the fox's attention was immediately attracted by several free computers.
"Is that 'computer'?" Hu Yishuer said, "I want to play."
Although he is a fox who has just woken up and stayed in the alliance's detention center for a while, Hu Yishu'er has a strong ability to accept. A network is also a piece of cake.
Yan Zhen also wanted to check it online, so she sat down and occupied one computer, and Hu Yishu went to another one.
There are plenty of things on the Internet, but a lot of the content is also very tacky.Yan Zhen Baidu came out with a bunch of earthy love stories, every sentence was more contrived.Those love letter templates are also like the girl Sichun, either extremely straightforward, or implicit like a duodenum.Yan Zhen yawned uncontrollably, what would happen if Hu Shuo'er saw these things.
He went to see Hu Shu'er's progress, and found that his shoulders were trembling, as if he was crying.
"What's wrong?" Yan Zhen was taken aback, and while patting the fox on the shoulder, she moved closer to the computer screen, and subconsciously read the words she saw, "Gu Beicheng, you are so cruel..."
Yan Zhen: "..."
He reached out to close the webpage, Hu Yishuer wiped his tears and said, "What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?" Yan Zhen said with her hands on her hips, "We are doing business!"
Hu Yishu'er sobbed: "The heroine is so miserable, oh oh oh..." He said while pulling Yan Zhen's clothes to wipe away his tears.
Yan Zhen opened his hand with disgust.
After studying for a long time, Yan Zhen felt that the efficiency was too low.While his roommates were not around, he moved a small blackboard and stood it up in front of Hu Shuo'er, and used chopsticks as teaching sticks to poke on the small blackboard, while Hu Shuo'er straightened his back and looked at him, both of them looked very serious. It's like holding an international summit.
"First of all..." Yan Zhen pushed the flat-frame glasses she got from her roommate, "Let him feel your sincerity and convey your feelings to him."
Hu Yishuer said, "Isn't this very simple? I know how to write it."
Seeing his confident appearance, Yan Zhen reluctantly nodded: "Then comes the second point, you have to give yourself a new name."
"Why?" Hu Yishu'er dissatisfied, "What prejudice do you have against my name!"
"If I receive a love letter from a man named Hu Yishuer," Yan Zhen tapped her chin with a chopstick, "I will probably think that it is someone else's teasing me."
Hu Yishu'er rolled his black eyes again, and agreed, "Okay."
"Choose a good name so that he has a good impression of you." After Hu Yishu'er picked up his pen and began to write, Yan Zhen warned again.
Hu Yishu'er's big ears popped out, and they closed automatically after fanning, tightly blocked: "I know, I know, you are so annoying."
With such a bad temper, how can I live in the future.Yan Zhen watched Hu Yishu'er biting the pen holder, and started worrying about Yuan Hua's future like an old mother.
The love letter was finished, but Hu Yishuer didn't let Yan Zhen read it.The more he was not allowed to watch, the more Yan Zhen scratched his head and wanted to see the content, he said eagerly: "If you don't let me watch it, then don't let me watch it, but don't blame me if you mess things up."
Hu Yishu'er flicked his tail: "Stop dawdling, take me to find him."
They went to the sports field where the basketball team often played. Yan Zhen pointed to the window facing the front and said, "The basketball team usually gathers at 05:30 on Wednesdays, and that's their lounge."
Hu Yishu'er moved his dumb hair, raised his head and asked, "Why are you so clear?"
Yan Zhen: "..." He was completely embarrassed to admit that he had figured out the basketball team's activities for the next month, so he could come here to worship the male god.
Although it is now known that the male god has only six-pack abs, this does not affect his love for the male god very much-only a little bit.
"I'll go in directly," Hu Yishuo'er said, "Before they come over, I'll go in through the wall."
Yan Zhen looked around and felt that this plan was feasible.He had been in the basketball team's lounge last time, so he knew which locker Yuan Hua had.
Like thieves, they ran out of the lounge, Hu Yishu'er hugged him violently, intending to bring him in together.It was the first time for Yan Zhen to experience this feeling, her body felt light and light, as if she had turned into a piece of paper.In the blink of an eye, they entered the interior of the lounge.
"It's amazing!" After all, Yan Zhen was just an ordinary person, so she couldn't help feeling a little excited.He grabbed Hu Shu'er's hand and wanted to say something, but in this room where there should only be the two of them, he suddenly heard another person's voice.
"Hehe, it really is a fox demon."
Yan Zhen: "?"
The expression of Hu Shu'er next to him changed immediately, he moved his nose, pressed Yan Zhen and said, "Stay here and don't move!"
After saying this, he actually ran out again, leaving Yan Zhen stunned on the spot.
Hey, hey, hey... Yan Zhen looked at the love letter left in her hand: "What should I do with this thing?"
The quartz clock on the wall was about to point to 5:05 in 30 minutes, Yan Zhen was a little anxious and wanted to help Hu Yishuer finish the work quickly.
He opened Yuan Hua's cabinet and licked his lips nervously.Who knew that just after opening it, I heard the movement of a key turning at the door.
Yan Zhen couldn't dodge in time, with a pale face, she met Yuan Hua who opened the door and walked in.
"..."
"..."
Yuan Hua raised her eyebrows, her gaze fell on Yan Zhen's hand that opened her closet door.Yan Zhen pushed the door back as if it was on fire.
"That, that," Yan Zhen blushed into a monkey's ass, he thought he would not do anything else, so he just confessed, "Actually, I am here to help someone send you a love letter..."
Yuan Hua took the love letter, with four large characters written on his face: It really is.
He opened the love letter in front of Yan Zhen, and there was only one line written on the so-called "love letter": The spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to sleep with you.
The signer is Yan Ruyu.
Yan Zhen, who has become a matchmaker, has done several novice missions, but almost all of them failed.
The first monster who came to him was a particularly difficult guy. Yan Zhen's mother once promised to help him form a relationship, but in the end it failed.After many years, he came to look for Yan Yunlan again, but she had quit this business a long time ago. Instead, Yan Zhen, who went to her hometown to attend the wedding for her, was caught.
Yan Zhen got entangled for no reason, and thus opened the door to a new world.
Even though she was forced to take over from her mother, Yan Zhen was more curious than apprehensive at first, trying to learn how to lead others.
A powerful karma master will use spells to connect the fate between two people, greatly increasing the probability of kinship.As for a novice like Yan Zhen, she can only figure it out on her own, and even go into battle by herself.Yan Zhen is like a person who just got a job, full of revolutionary enthusiasm, but is quickly overwhelmed by reality-his enthusiasm and the three-legged cat spell that he learned improvised did not help.
"Have you ever written a love letter?" Hu Yishu'er's dumb hair kept dangling in front of his eyes, causing him to be easily dazed just looking at it.
Hearing this question, Yan Zhen replied subconsciously: "No."
Hu Yishu'er began to feel that he was unreliable: "Then you still let me write!"
"Shh! This is in the library!" Yan Zhen covered his mouth, "So I brought you here to make up lessons?"
Hu Yishuer: "..."
Although Yan Zhen's H University is a comprehensive 211 university, science and engineering are the main subjects.As a standard engineering dog, Yan Zhen only scored a little over [-] points in Chinese in the college entrance examination. She has never met a few men who suit her appetite in her life, and basically has no chance to shine on her love talk skills.
Now he was standing in front of the bookshelf, and the books he found were "100 Little Secrets to Improve EQ", "How to Be a Man with Temperament", etc. kind of stuff.
Hu Yishu'er was so bored that he turned into a prototype and flicked his tail on the bookshelf: "Is it okay..."
"Wait a while and go look for it over there." Yan Zhen found a few romance novels, took them out and flipped through them a few times, and when she looked up, she found Hu Yishu'er's tail wagging in front of his eyes, and grabbed hold of it: " You are not allowed to change back to your original form here!"
Hu Shu'er shook his hair, as if very unhappy.Yan Zhen urged him again: "Come down quickly, what if someone finds out?"
But the fox didn't come down in a hurry, but ran to the other side of the bookshelf.Yan Zhen's glass gallbladder was shattered by him, and while chasing her, she yelled in a low voice, "Squeeze!"
With sharp eyesight, he quickly stroked the beard off, and tightly clasped his mouth.Hu Yishuo'er groaned and kicked him with his legs, Yan Zhen was afraid of being scratched, so she frowned and let go of his mouth.Hu Yishuer yelled: "What are you doing! I just saw him!"
see who?Yuan Hua?Yan Zhen grabbed the bookshelf and poked her head out, and she saw Yuan Hua's figure appearing beside the table not far in front.Standing beside him was another tall boy, Yan Zhen vaguely remembered that this was Yuan Hua's good friend, the two of them were often in pairs.
"Let me see it too..."
Hu Yishu'er still maintained the fox's appearance, desperately trying to squeeze his head out of his armpit.Yan Zhen originally wanted to let him out a little bit, but Yuan Hua suddenly turned around, and he jumped back in fright.After a while, he saw that Hu Shu'er's tail was still sticking out, so he pulled it back.
At this time, a boy happened to come around from the other side of the bookshelf, bumped into Yan Zhen who was holding a fox in his arms, and fixed his eyes on Hu Shu'er.Yan Zhen yelled in her heart that something was wrong, and immediately said, "This is a toy."
The boy looked suspicious.
Yan Zhen walked away slowly with an innocent face, but Hu Yishu'er was very cooperative at this time, really like a toy, let him hug her quietly.After walking out of several bookshelves, Yan Zhen looked back and saw that the man hadn't followed, so she gently stroked her chest.
He quickly forgot about this episode and recalled another incident.He seemed to meet Yuan Hua's gaze just now.
With such thoughts in mind, Yan Zhen felt as happy as a fanboy.Looking down at the fox in his arms again, he felt as sad as a lost brother.
Yuan Hua was still staring at the place where that person disappeared just now, it was a coincidence that he could always meet him these two days.
Maybe it's not a coincidence?
"What are you looking at?" Xu Baishu said and glanced back, "What did you see?"
Yuan Hua withdrew his gaze and suddenly smiled. "It's nothing, have you heard of Yan Zhen?"
"Yan Zhen?" Xu Baishu shook his head, "I don't know you."
Yuan Hua lowered his gaze, "I've heard about him recently. Some people say that he is a scumbag who can take all men and women, and he used to hook up with boys who have a partner."
Xu Baishu showed a look of disapproval.
"Although he is a scumbag, he is really good-looking. The girls in our college call him 'Yan Ruyu'."
"Why did you tell me this all of a sudden?" Xu Baishu asked puzzled.
Yuan Hua pulled back the chair and sat down, smiled and didn't speak.
Because he seemed to be targeted by this scumbag.
Yan Zhen rushed all the way to the first floor with Hu Shu'er who had transformed back into a human form, and the fox's attention was immediately attracted by several free computers.
"Is that 'computer'?" Hu Yishuer said, "I want to play."
Although he is a fox who has just woken up and stayed in the alliance's detention center for a while, Hu Yishu'er has a strong ability to accept. A network is also a piece of cake.
Yan Zhen also wanted to check it online, so she sat down and occupied one computer, and Hu Yishu went to another one.
There are plenty of things on the Internet, but a lot of the content is also very tacky.Yan Zhen Baidu came out with a bunch of earthy love stories, every sentence was more contrived.Those love letter templates are also like the girl Sichun, either extremely straightforward, or implicit like a duodenum.Yan Zhen yawned uncontrollably, what would happen if Hu Shuo'er saw these things.
He went to see Hu Shu'er's progress, and found that his shoulders were trembling, as if he was crying.
"What's wrong?" Yan Zhen was taken aback, and while patting the fox on the shoulder, she moved closer to the computer screen, and subconsciously read the words she saw, "Gu Beicheng, you are so cruel..."
Yan Zhen: "..."
He reached out to close the webpage, Hu Yishuer wiped his tears and said, "What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?" Yan Zhen said with her hands on her hips, "We are doing business!"
Hu Yishu'er sobbed: "The heroine is so miserable, oh oh oh..." He said while pulling Yan Zhen's clothes to wipe away his tears.
Yan Zhen opened his hand with disgust.
After studying for a long time, Yan Zhen felt that the efficiency was too low.While his roommates were not around, he moved a small blackboard and stood it up in front of Hu Shuo'er, and used chopsticks as teaching sticks to poke on the small blackboard, while Hu Shuo'er straightened his back and looked at him, both of them looked very serious. It's like holding an international summit.
"First of all..." Yan Zhen pushed the flat-frame glasses she got from her roommate, "Let him feel your sincerity and convey your feelings to him."
Hu Yishuer said, "Isn't this very simple? I know how to write it."
Seeing his confident appearance, Yan Zhen reluctantly nodded: "Then comes the second point, you have to give yourself a new name."
"Why?" Hu Yishu'er dissatisfied, "What prejudice do you have against my name!"
"If I receive a love letter from a man named Hu Yishuer," Yan Zhen tapped her chin with a chopstick, "I will probably think that it is someone else's teasing me."
Hu Yishu'er rolled his black eyes again, and agreed, "Okay."
"Choose a good name so that he has a good impression of you." After Hu Yishu'er picked up his pen and began to write, Yan Zhen warned again.
Hu Yishu'er's big ears popped out, and they closed automatically after fanning, tightly blocked: "I know, I know, you are so annoying."
With such a bad temper, how can I live in the future.Yan Zhen watched Hu Yishu'er biting the pen holder, and started worrying about Yuan Hua's future like an old mother.
The love letter was finished, but Hu Yishuer didn't let Yan Zhen read it.The more he was not allowed to watch, the more Yan Zhen scratched his head and wanted to see the content, he said eagerly: "If you don't let me watch it, then don't let me watch it, but don't blame me if you mess things up."
Hu Yishu'er flicked his tail: "Stop dawdling, take me to find him."
They went to the sports field where the basketball team often played. Yan Zhen pointed to the window facing the front and said, "The basketball team usually gathers at 05:30 on Wednesdays, and that's their lounge."
Hu Yishu'er moved his dumb hair, raised his head and asked, "Why are you so clear?"
Yan Zhen: "..." He was completely embarrassed to admit that he had figured out the basketball team's activities for the next month, so he could come here to worship the male god.
Although it is now known that the male god has only six-pack abs, this does not affect his love for the male god very much-only a little bit.
"I'll go in directly," Hu Yishuo'er said, "Before they come over, I'll go in through the wall."
Yan Zhen looked around and felt that this plan was feasible.He had been in the basketball team's lounge last time, so he knew which locker Yuan Hua had.
Like thieves, they ran out of the lounge, Hu Yishu'er hugged him violently, intending to bring him in together.It was the first time for Yan Zhen to experience this feeling, her body felt light and light, as if she had turned into a piece of paper.In the blink of an eye, they entered the interior of the lounge.
"It's amazing!" After all, Yan Zhen was just an ordinary person, so she couldn't help feeling a little excited.He grabbed Hu Shu'er's hand and wanted to say something, but in this room where there should only be the two of them, he suddenly heard another person's voice.
"Hehe, it really is a fox demon."
Yan Zhen: "?"
The expression of Hu Shu'er next to him changed immediately, he moved his nose, pressed Yan Zhen and said, "Stay here and don't move!"
After saying this, he actually ran out again, leaving Yan Zhen stunned on the spot.
Hey, hey, hey... Yan Zhen looked at the love letter left in her hand: "What should I do with this thing?"
The quartz clock on the wall was about to point to 5:05 in 30 minutes, Yan Zhen was a little anxious and wanted to help Hu Yishuer finish the work quickly.
He opened Yuan Hua's cabinet and licked his lips nervously.Who knew that just after opening it, I heard the movement of a key turning at the door.
Yan Zhen couldn't dodge in time, with a pale face, she met Yuan Hua who opened the door and walked in.
"..."
"..."
Yuan Hua raised her eyebrows, her gaze fell on Yan Zhen's hand that opened her closet door.Yan Zhen pushed the door back as if it was on fire.
"That, that," Yan Zhen blushed into a monkey's ass, he thought he would not do anything else, so he just confessed, "Actually, I am here to help someone send you a love letter..."
Yuan Hua took the love letter, with four large characters written on his face: It really is.
He opened the love letter in front of Yan Zhen, and there was only one line written on the so-called "love letter": The spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to sleep with you.
The signer is Yan Ruyu.
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