The end is approaching

The number one scholar candy given by the little angel named Wen was wrapped in a piece of red paper, with gold thread and thin rope, handwritten with a brush, and the word "number one scholar" was very conspicuous. It is festive.

After taking it apart and looking at it, Qi Yifei was dumbfounded.

Isn't this... just nougat?White base, wrapped in peanuts, except that the shape is not a long strip, but specially made to look like a "cow", it is really no different from ordinary nougat.

Qi Yifei tasted it in disbelief, and bit off the bull's head in one bite, like a cold killer with no emotion.

The taste of malt melts in the mouth of the "killer", rushing to the face.Qi Yifei finally confirmed that this is the simplest and rude ancient handmade nougat, which is very sticky to the teeth and cannot be separated.But Qi Yifei's mouth is not good when he has small teeth, and it is very difficult to eat.While eating, I was still thinking that there were fake Internet celebrity products in ancient times, so angry!

But after all, this was the wish of his new best friend, the Seventh Prince. Qi Yifei still ate it cleanly, only to find out after eating that there was actually a small piece of writing paper between the red paper wrapped in candy and the number one scholar candy strip.

——It’s only because of the feeling that you look back.

"Is this a gift for buying sugar?" Qi Yifei was puzzled. He didn't expect the ancients to be so good at playing. These are fortune cookies in disguise. Is there a poisonous chicken soup hidden in each cookie?

"I wrote it." Wen Zui put down the book in his hand, and looked at Qi Yifei intently, "The shopkeeper said, you can write something to wish for your son's title on the gold list, but I don't think you need it, so I wrote something else."

No. [-] Tang, as the name suggests, as a Yongji Internet celebrity, it was originally given the meaning of blessing the candidates who rushed to the exam to be able to win the championship in one fell swoop.In fact, the number one scholar candy can be popular because it was said by a three-yuan and number one scholar. Before the palace examination, he learned the fairy method from a dream. .

This kind of superstitious market legend, of course, no one dared to tell Wen Zui before. Wen Zui was afraid that Qi Yifei would ask about the origin of the candy, so he specially sent someone to inquire about it.

Eunuch Ding, who was in charge of making inquiries, slandered again, heh, what principles, what bottom line, men are big pigs.

"Wow," Qi Yifei listened intently, feeling that Wen Zui knew so much that he didn't even know when the carriage had started to move quietly, so he missed the second chance to throw himself into Wen Zui's arms. Turning grief into gossip, he said, "Then tell me, the champion of the three yuan and the first place, isn't it..."

Is it time travel?Qi Yifei's mind was wide open.

Ever since recalling his previous life, Qi Yifei now looks like he has traveled through time.Just like the legendary anti-superstitious regent, does this kind of initiative to break the feudal ideology have the demeanor of a neighborhood committee aunt?

"Fake." He was sure of the crime. Although he was willing to listen to rumors about ghosts and ghosts for Qi Yifei, he was still a staunch atheist. There are two possibilities, either he wants to go back to Fu Linu's old path; or he has already passed the provincial and general examinations before, and he is short of the imperial examination. He is afraid of being framed by the jealousy of the villain, so he made up a special rhetoric to deal with it. "

By chance and coincidence, the Internet celebrity No. [-] Tang was born. No one thought that it would take so long to become famous.

Qi Yifei felt that what Wen Gui said made sense, and he rested his chin thoughtfully: "I have only been away from Beijing for two years, and because my sister got married, His Majesty specially opened Enke. Who is this third-ranked number one scholar?" , at a glance, he must be panicking now."

I'm afraid that others will remember him.

But unfortunately, this candy red one has no friends at all.

Time is also life.

"It's also possible that his opponent is constantly working hard to promote him." He wanted to completely kill this trinity in the cradle before it had time to develop.Hearing crimes is never afraid to use the greatest malice to speculate on others.

"Then he is too miserable." Qi Yifei sighed, he actually has a little excess of sympathy, but he is always unwilling to admit it.

"I'll ask someone to investigate." Qi Yifei didn't need to ask him anything when he heard the crime, and took the initiative to embrace him, "If there is indeed an inside story, he will be fine."

If there are other things, then stay in the Imperial Academy for the rest of your life!

"But the worst one is obviously me." Wen Zui raised his finger and pointed at himself. He waited for a long time, wanting to get Qi Yifei's comment on the poem, but Qi Yifei skipped it directly.Fortunately, he had a big face and couldn't get a response, so he asked for one.

"Oh, this poem...uh..." Qi Yifei's face was almost wrinkled into a steamed bun, and it was really embarrassing for him to comment or something.

Qi Yifei's knowledge is not bad, but it is limited to the stereotyped essays for the imperial examinations. In terms of poetry and so on, he has never been able to develop the literary skills.What he can memorize is the very common Tang poetry and Song Ci. Facing the sentence "Only because of the feeling of looking back", he can't even be sure if it is a poem. He doesn't know the next sentence, so he can only understand it according to the literal meaning.

Bite the bullet and say: "...That's good, thank you for your blessing, and I'm also very happy to meet you again."

As soon as Wen Zui heard it, he knew that Qi Yifei didn't understand, and he was just talking nonsense.It's cute even to talk about it: "For the sake of you praising me, I will teach you the way of etiquette today, and I will teach you something special."

Qi Yifei, who was forcibly praised, was a little confused and could only nod indiscriminately.

At the same time, the eunuchs of the Twelve Prisons came to the door again. They failed to make amends to the Xiaojun Wang yesterday, so they were punished by the King Regent who kept his word.Today I endured the pain and went to the door again, with a more humble attitude than yesterday. If I said yesterday, I was still a little bit angry and unconvinced, but today I have completely lost my temper. I just hope that King Qi Xiaojun can appease his anger.

But Qi Yifei is still not at home today.

When Qi Yifei went back yesterday, he didn't see the eunuchs from the Twelfth Prison, so he had long forgotten about it.

The housekeeper of Qi's mansion "invited" all the eunuchs away before Qi Yifei came back.Qi Yifei's heart is soft, this is a secret known by the whole Qi family.Mr. Qi has already issued a death order, and he must teach those dogs who trample on the ground and praise them a lesson, and then Qi Yifei can come forward in this matter.

As for how long it will take to dry, how many days later than sending it to someone else's house, just ask these father-in-laws to wait for as many days.

***

Chaotian Palace, Xiyi Pavilion.

Qi Yifei and Wen Zui still got off the sedan chair together, but this time they deliberately dismissed the palace servants, leaving only the two of them.This lonely man, the atmosphere is a bit strange.

The strangest thing was that as soon as the seventh prince lifted his robe, he personally demonstrated to Qi Yifei what it meant to kneel down four times.

Qi Yifei looked dumbfounded. Is it okay to teach etiquette like this?

Compared with the Seventh Prince's smooth movements as if measured by a ruler, etiquette textbooks probably shed tears of shame.Yesterday, Qi Yifei felt that his performance was pretty good, and he finally understood why the Seventh Prince had to demonstrate to him in person, because the Seventh Prince was so kind that he was too embarrassed to criticize him!

I can only do it myself, so that he can get sublimation from the comparison.

After hearing the crime, he stood up generously, and told Qi Yifei his real purpose: "Although I have been silent in the harem for many years, I have only kneeled down to my father. I have heard people say, man With gold under your knees, you can only kneel down to the emperor, relatives, teachers, and... the lady."

The last two words can be said to be full of lust and profound meaning.

But Qi Yifei was still immersed in the gorgeous movements of the Seventh Prince, secretly ashamed, people are more deadly than others: "It's me who is too disappointing, Your Highness's ability, I can't match."

Wen Gui: "???"

After a while, Wen Zui changed his mind and deliberately sold miserably: "I was too stupid back then. I always felt that I couldn't like it because I was not good enough. It was almost harsh to ask myself to be perfect, but I found that I really did it. , and no one will watch."

"You are good enough! I will watch!" Qi Yifei took the initiative to step forward and took the opportunity to hold Wen Zui's hand.

The lifespan began to rise again, as if the sound of clattering could be heard.

Hearing the crime, he turned back and hugged Qi Yifei's tender hand, which was slightly smaller, with a serious face on his face, and he said in a tone that couldn't be more formulaic: "Don't gossip, let me teach you how to do it." Okay, let me bring you here first?"

"You're too polite." Qi Yifei joked deliberately imitating what the crime said.

Hands held hands, arms pressed against arms, and finally it was as if the two had merged into one.After such a set of saluting actions, this autumn will become hotter than summer.

"Erlang, have you learned it?" Wen Zui whispered in Qi Yifei's ear.

"Just, just..." Qi Yifei gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and went all out, shamelessly, "I'm a bit stupid, maybe I need to do it a few more times."

Wen Zui laughed lightly, his magnetism was low: "But for the sake of the king, I dare not refuse."

The author has something to say: ——I only feel that you look back, which makes me think about your morning and evening. BY: Han Yuefu.

*Nougat: There are two theories about the origin of nougat, one of which is a three-yuan and No. [-] scholar in the Ming Dynasty, who invented it because he dreamed of immortals.The article chose this statement, okay~