take him down before dawn

Wu Youtian had a dream. In the dream, he was a duck, walking leisurely on a country road, but as he was walking, a fox suddenly jumped out in front of him.The fox said that beer duck was the best, and he wanted to take it home to make duck.

Wu Youtian was so frightened that he ran away quickly, and he flew away as he ran. It turned out that he turned into a crow.He was ecstatic, and quickly flapped his wings, but when he turned his head, the fox also flew up.

"It's unscientific!" he shouted, but it was of no use. The fox followed him and stuffed him into his stomach.

Then Wu Youtian woke up in fright.

He opened his eyes, still reminiscing about the dream just now, what a mess, it was a duck and a fox...

Fortunately, he was not eaten by the fox, Wu Youtian touched his heart fortunately, but found a hand.

He probably didn't have three hands.

"Ah!" Wu Youtian finally realized belatedly that he didn't sleep alone!He threw out the thief's hand and clutched his chest in shock.

There was a person lying beside him, wearing a blindfold, Wu couldn't tell the difference between a man and a woman under the quilt.

"What are you arguing about?" The man muttered and turned over to lie flat, then took off the blindfold resignedly.

Seeing that the person was Hu Li, Wu Youtian became even more frightened.

"Why are you on my bed!" Wu Youtian pointed at Hu Li, he felt that Hu Li's feet were still pressing on his calf.

Hu Li stared at the ceiling and sighed: "Brother, this is my home."

Wu Youtian jumped out of bed and found that he was only wearing a pair of underwear, his white flesh was fully exposed.

He asked in horror, "Where are my clothes?"

"You vomited dirty yourself, it's too disgusting, I threw it away." Hu Li rubbed the center of his brows, sat up by himself, put on a pair of jeans casually, and walked to the closet loosely without pulling the zipper.

Wu Youtian glanced at Hu Li, what a guy, he is so skinny, he actually has eight-pack abs.

His pride made him suck his stomach.

"Put on mine first." Hu Li pulled out a short sleeve and threw it to Wu Youtian, then stood where he was and put on his pants.

Wu Youtian had a little impression of last night, but it was not very clear. He asked vigilantly, "Why didn't you send me home?"

Hu Li snorted coldly: "The ghost knows where your home is?"

"Then why didn't you call my friend?"

"The ghost knows your mobile phone password?"

"You can use fingerprints!"

After hearing this, Hu Li stroked his stubble and nodded seriously: "You are right."

ah!Asshole!Wu Youtian scratched his head irritably and cried.He slept with a man one night and he was not clean.

"Where are my pants..." he asked weakly.

Hu Li pointed to the floor at the end of the bed. Wu Youtian walked over and got a pair of wrinkled trousers with some stains on them. Wu Youtian grinned in disgust, so he held them between two fingers and put them on slowly.

Hu Li scratched his head, walked out of the room to wash, Wu Youtian followed out the door awkwardly and awkwardly.

Hu Li turned his head to look at him, and said curiously: "You seem to be very afraid of what I will do to you?"

Wu Youtian opened his mouth wide and stammered to retort: ​​"Asshole! Who is afraid of you?"

But Hu Li was thoughtful, and said to himself: "Well, some people do too many bad things, thinking that they are messing with their relatives just like him."

Bringing up the old incident again, it seems that Hu Li is really brooding about it, and Wu You is in a bad mood.

When Wu Youtian washed his face carelessly and came out, Hu Li had already made fried egg sandwiches. He made two portions, handed one to Wu Youtian, and said, "Eat it."

Wu Youtian was already hungry, so he took the sandwich and ate it in big mouthfuls.

"It's delicious." Wu Youtian took a bite, his eyes lit up.

He's a silly, sweet person who forgets his shame while eating.

Hu Li lazily leaned on the chair and said, "If it tastes good, learn it. You can learn it in 10 minutes."

"How?" Wu Youtian asked stupidly.

Hu Li hooked his fingers and lured Wu Youtian to the kitchen.

He took out two eggs from the refrigerator, stuffed them into Wu Youtian's hands, turned on the gas stove, put the pan on, poured oil on it, and pointed to the pan: "Beat the eggs."

"Ah?" Wu Youtian has never been in a kitchen since he was a child, and he is the son of the son who never touches the spring water with his fingers.

Hu Li gave a "tsk", and surrounded Wu Youtian from one side with his bare upper body, took his wrist and knocked on the edge of the pot, the eggshell split in two, and the egg slid into the pot with a sizzling sound.

"Ouch." Wu Youtian hid back in fright, and hid in Hu Li's firm arms.

Uh, why did he feel that something was wrong?

"You took advantage of me." Hu Li squinted his eyes, took a step back and looked at Wu Youtian sadly.

Preconceived ideas confuse the public and turn black and white.

"You're talking nonsense!" Wu Youtian was dissatisfied when he heard this, so he stuck his neck and argued hard.

"I'm going away."

It's a pity that this cold joke didn't make Wu Youtian laugh.

"Look at the egg, don't look at me. You're squinting." Hu Li pouted and shook his head, pinched Wu Youtian's face, and turned him away.

Wu Youtian: Bastard, the language system is out of order.

Soon, Wu Youtian's virgin eggs came out of the pan, the fox threw down two slices of bread, baked them, put egg and sauce on them, and handed them to Wu Youtian's mouth.

Wu You took a bite consciously.

Hu Li took it, and took a bite himself, covering Wu Youtian's teeth marks.

Wu Youtian was still not satisfied, he licked his lips, Hu Li handed him the sandwich again, and the two ate the whole thing back and forth.

There was still salad dressing on his lips, and he chewed quickly, like a puppy stealing food. After licking his molars, Hu Li felt that this person was a little cute, so he wiped away the marks on the corners of Wu Youtian's mouth with his hand.

Wu Youtian was stunned, is there really something wrong?right?

Wu Youtian grabbed Hu Li's hand, as if he had caught a gangster. He smiled confidently: "You still said that I took advantage of you, didn't you also take advantage of me?"

Hu Li raised the corner of his mouth and admitted in a rogue-like tone: "Yes, according to what you said, I slept with you."

After speaking, he turned around and cleared the dishes.

Wu Youtian frowned, and realized that the matter was not simple. This sounded right, but there was something really wrong.

After dinner, Wu Youtian took a taxi home by himself, he walked to the door, Hu Li was sitting on the sofa watching TV, his eyes were fixed on the screen, and he waved his hands casually, not intending to see him off.

Bad guy, obviously Wu Youtian sent Hu Li home last time, why doesn't he know how to reciprocate courtesy at all.

Wu Youtian took a last look at the small house, scratched his nose, and relied on his own efforts.

After the door was closed, Hu Li fell down on the sofa, rubbing the leather of the sofa with his fingers, as gently as he was rubbing the back of the silly, sweet, rich second generation on the big bed in the room last night.

After thinking about it for a few seconds, he got up and stood by the window, and saw Silly Baitian walking towards the gate of the community. He watched quietly, as cunning as a fox staring at its prey in the laws of nature.

……

After returning home, Wu Youtian took a bath carefully, and even acted while washing.

"Ah~ don't touch me, I'm already dirty..." Intermittent voices came from the toilet, and the second brother Wu Youze, who was planning to ask Wu Youtian to eat outside the door, was in a trance.

After Wu Youtian took a shower and went downstairs to eat, he insisted on showing everyone the skill he learned today - frying eggs.

He took out the egg confidently, then knocked it on the edge of the pot, successfully scalding his hand.

bastard...

Wu Youtian, whose right hand was wrapped up exaggeratedly by the nanny aunt, was lying in the room, writing down the resentment in his heart in the circle of friends in tears: I met a bastard today!

Send it, wait ten seconds, and watch the response.

Fox gave him a thumbs up.

Wu Youtian:? ? ?

He thought of a person in an instant, quickly poked into the dialog box, and sent three question marks in succession.

fox:……

Crow: Why are you in my phone?

Fox: You want to add me yourself, did you forget?

crow:……

He's sneakily trying to delete someone.

Fox: You won't delete me, will you? (Smile)

Crow: Where there is, there is no.

He said no, but in his heart he wanted to cover his mouth and cry bitterly.

Wu Youtian clicked into Hu Li's circle of friends and looked, and found that besides his filming, there was news about the music festival.

And... two tickets to Comic-Con?

Damn it, he didn't even receive the high price!

Crow: Do you have a ticket for Comic Con?

Fox: A gift from a friend.

Crow: Sell me.

Fox: Sell one, and you will pick me up and go with you.

Crow: OK...

fox: ok

Putting down the phone, Hu Li laughed wildly. He added Wu Youtian's WeChat on the first day we met, but he just kept lurking. After observing for a long time, this silly Baitian only likes to play games and watch anime.

It's too easy to cheat.

Hu Li raised his legs proudly.

Some people must be in his hands.

No one can take advantage of him, since he has taken advantage of him, then it's a good deal with his body.

Ha ha.

……

Early on Saturday morning, Wu Youtian reluctantly drove to pick up Hu Li and go to the animation festival together.

As soon as Wu Youtian left the house, he sent a message to Hu Li saying that he had arrived, and he found that he was really vindictive and full of bad things.

But when Wu Youtian arrived, Hu Li was leaning against the tree with his pockets in his pockets and chatting with the two girls, he was smiling and obviously very happy, and he didn't have the irritability and anxiety of waiting for someone for a long time.

Hu Li is tall and slender, with eye-catching long legs and handsome looks. It is no wonder that after standing by the roadside for a while, someone came to strike up a conversation.

Courtesy!Wu Youtian spurned Hu Li in his heart, this person wished he would come later, so that he could chat with the beautiful girl for a while longer!

He was depressed, and looked down at his legs, he was not short, why his legs were not as long as others.

Unbelievable stuff!

He honked his horn twice angrily, to check his presence.

When Hu Li saw a flamboyant sports car stop beside him and honked loudly, he knew that Wu Youtian was coming. He said goodbye to the two girls apologetically, opened the gull-wing door, and sat in the front row comfortably. Lie down comfortably.

Come on, now I'm a driver, Wu Youtian thought angrily.

"Didn't you say you've arrived early?" Hu Li squinted his eyes and licked his teeth and asked the old driver beside him.

Seeing that the lie was exposed, Wu Youtian smiled awkwardly "haha": "Yes... yes, but you didn't come for a long time, so I walked around in front of you."

"Liar." Hu Li scolded.

Wu Youtian listened, there was still a trace of grievance in Hu Li's tone?

He suddenly began to despise what he had done.