After the Failed Assassination[Transmigration Book]

Since rumors spread that Ruan Yanjun was going to accept Zhang Yun as his younger brother, within half a day, Cai Ji came to see him with a food box. Before she even got to the door, the servant girl announced from a distance: "Guardian Zhang, Cai Ji Come to see you!"

Hearing this, Zhang Yun pondered for a while: Vegetarian chicken, what vegetable chicken?

When I thought about it, it seemed that it was the Cai Ji who had had a big fight with him from the beginning, always felt that Zhang Yun had something against her, and made Zhang Yun run away in fright.

Zhang Yun suddenly felt creepy, even if his love value was negative and he urgently needed to find someone to improve his score, he didn't want to get involved with Cai Ji, so he quickly covered himself with a blanket and pretended to sleep.

The heat was really hot, and Zhang Yunyi's forehead was covered with sweat, but he didn't want to die yet, so he had to wrap himself in a quilt and pretend to be a dead body, not daring to make any movement.

Unexpectedly, Cai Ji seemed to be a different person, and she whispered softly outside the quilt: "Mr. Zhang..."

That voice, any man would lose half of his body when he heard it.

But Zhang Yun didn't, he was more pure-hearted than Buddha and Liu Xiahui at this time, he only hoped that the owner of the voice would let him go quickly, and leave as soon as he felt bored.

Cai Ji seemed to have seen through everything, ignored his disguise, and said softly: "Mr. Zhang, I was playing with you last time. It's boring to be in this house every day, and I don't have anyone to talk to. , that's why I thought of teasing you, don't be offended, I will apologize to you."

Zhang Yun was trembling, so he dared not answer. Although it was a long time ago that he watched "Flowers in Love" and he couldn't remember many details clearly, he vaguely remembered that this woman was weird, and she apologized softly. Zhang Yun But I can't believe it easily.

Seeing that Zhang Yun still ignored her, Cai Ji said again: "No, I brought you the lotus seed soup I made by myself to calm down your anger. This soup has been boiled for three hours by my slave's family, and the taste is all melted into it The soup is very fragrant, if you don't drink it, you will waste all of my family's heart."

After Cai Ji finished speaking, she didn't stay any longer, and left on her own with her fan.When she walked away, Zhang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. He was so stuffy in the quilt that he was about to smoke, so he quickly took a few mouthfuls of fresh air.

The servant girl quickly came up to fan him, and asked curiously, "Guardian Zhang, why are you so afraid of Cai Ji?"

Another servant girl echoed: "That's right, Cai Ji is quite nice."

The girl who spoke first thought for a while, then suddenly her eyes lit up, and she asked with a smile, "Does she look like your ex-wife?"

Another servant girl spit hastily, and said: "What are you talking about, who doesn't know in this backyard, but Protector Zhang has a habit of cutting sleeves, how could he have an ex-wife? She must be like his mother."

Zhang Yundeng didn't catch his breath.Seeing that his condition was not good, the two servant girls shouted in fright: "It's bad, it's not good, come here, Protector Zhang is going to die of poison again!"

Zhang Yun reluctantly waved his hand, signaling them to stop, and said angrily, "I'm so thirsty, two sisters, bring me the lotus seed soup that Cai Ji sent, I want to drink."

The two servant girls nodded and quickly brought him the soup.Zhang Yun took a sip from the bowl, and suddenly his eyes turned dark.

Although he didn't cook much in his previous life, and he mostly ate takeaway at school, he also knew that the normal lotus seed soup should be stewed with lotus seed heart, and there is a lot of sugar in the soup, which is very sweet.

The bowl he was holding in his hand seemed to have thrown a lot of lotus seeds into it to boil. In order to trick him into drinking it, he took it out and threw it away when it was out of the pot. His heart was so bitter that he confessed sincerely. In his past life, the one thing he regretted the most was to give this article a negative. If time goes back to that time, he would rather give the author a two-point praise against his conscience.

He let go.With a bang, the exquisite small porcelain bowl fell to the ground, and the soup spilled all over the floor.

The two servant girls were so scared that they ran out to call the doctor.Zhang Yun lay on the bed, sneering in his heart.

When he recovered a little bit, he belatedly remembered a question.

... lotus seed soup?

Although he doesn't really believe in Chinese medicine, it's hard to guarantee that the author of this book doesn't believe it. If he remembers correctly, lotus seeds seem to be cold in nature, right?

What did the two maids say?

The poison in him can't catch cold, once he catches cold, it may hurt his martial arteries, and his martial arts may be useless like this!

The doctor in the hall came very quickly. When he saw Zhang Yun, his face was pale and his eyes were dull. He lay straight on the bed and looked up at the beam.

Zhang Yun reluctantly took a breath, and asked angrily: "Doctor, do you think I can still be saved? Have my martial arts been completely abolished?"

The doctor took his hand again and felt his pulse for a while, then finally nodded and shook his head involuntarily.

Zhang Yun understood the meaning of this action at a glance. It meant that he was hopeless. Seeing that the young man was dismissed at a young age, he felt a pity and felt a little sympathetic.

Zhang Yun smiled wryly.The doctor said: "It is impossible to completely abolish martial arts. I will prescribe some tonics for you to recuperate. In the next year, you should eat more chili peppers and drink more spirits, and you will see the effect after a while."

Zhang Yun nodded, wondering if the doctor said that to comfort him, anyway it sounded better than what he thought, but at this time, the doctor said something that made him flustered:

"Young man, why are you taking contraceptive pills at such a young age?"

Zhang Yun's heart was chilled, once this word got out, his already dirty reputation would be completely ruined!

Zhang Yun grabbed the doctor's hand: "You can't talk nonsense about this, I'm a shameless man, I never ate that thing! I just drank a bowl of lotus seed soup!"

The doctor shook his head: "Your pulse clearly shows that you have taken wolfberry bone. If there is a fetus in your belly, it might be aborted right now."

At this moment, the shock in Zhang Yun's heart could not be increased.

Back in the day when palace fighting dramas such as "The Legend of Zhen X", "XX Shocking" and "X Month Biography" were very popular, he hadn't followed the drama, but only heard a few voices raised by female classmates, and knew that the concubines in the harem were fighting. The methods are also quite vicious, playing abortion and sterilization at every turn, but he never thought that such tricks would fall on him!

Even if he is really gay, he is still a real man!Why give a man contraceptive pills, can he still dribble the ball?

After thinking about it, his awe of Cai Ji deepened, and he decided to walk around when he saw her in the future, and he would never believe a single word that came out of her mouth.

Zhang Yun grabbed the doctor's hand and asked: "Doctor, don't lie to me, am I really okay? Martial arts really won't be abolished?"

The doctor stroked his white beard and patted him comfortingly: "Don't worry, at most half of it will be useless."

Zhang Yun: "..."

The doctor laughed twice: "Young man, relax your mind and think of the best in everything. If it doesn't work, you can join the gang of beggars and go begging on the street. I heard that you can earn hundreds of taels of silver a month. The head of the small faction earns even more."

Zhang Yun didn't believe it: "Really?"

The doctor whispered in his ear: "A friend of mine told me that he used to study medicine in the same medical center as me, and later became a barefoot doctor. With no return, I had no choice but to join the beggar gang... what he said must be credible."

This said, even Zhang Yun was a little moved, and once he was moved, he was not so afraid immediately.

Seeing that his face turned warm, the doctor stroked his beard and said with a smile: "That's right. To recuperate, you just need to relax. The more nervous you are, the worse it will be. I'll fry the prescription for your maid, two doses a day, remember Eat, if you don't take care of yourself, how can the hall master rest assured when he is away?"