Bojun and Xiao Zhixinghe are brilliant

We Wang Yibo students will try our best to do our best as long as we believe in one thing, so we are also unambiguous in pleasing the father-in-law and mother-in-law.

For example, I went out to buy breakfast with Papa Xiao every morning, and watched Papa Xiao walk forward with his hands behind his back, while Wang Yibo pulled the cart aside, and told Papa Xiao funny stories about his childhood, which made Papa Xiao laugh out loud.Of course, Wang Yibao will also receive some benefits. For example, Xiao’s father will tell him some things about Xiao Zhan’s childhood. For example, when he was a child, he carried a small drawing board and went to class, and naughty knocked on the door one by one. Let’s beat it up, and also, Xiao’s father said that Xiao Zhan sang in a little princess dress when he was a child, and he would find a video for Wang Yibo when he got back.

Of course Wang Yibo agreed and couldn't agree anymore, so he quickly agreed.What's more, Dad Xiao took Wang Yibo downstairs to practice Tai Chi every day. Wang Yibo had learned from the master for a while because of the program "Everyday Upward", and he is still very enlightened. Coupled with his hard practice, he looks good. Played several styles.Soon, a bunch of old men gathered around and praised him, and then Papa Xiao would pat Wang Yibo on the shoulder very proudly, and said with a blushing face, hey, this is my godson.Then he got his wish and got a lot of envious eyes.

After practicing for a while, he took Wang Yibo upstairs with satisfaction.Practicing Tai Chi is not a big deal to Wang Yibo, the main thing is Xiao's mother.Wang Yibo learned from the treasures given by his father that if his aunt likes him very much, he must always show courtesy in front of her and feel a sense of presence.

So Wang Yibo has to watch an hour of old-age soap operas with Xiao’s mother every day after lunch, ouch, this is embarrassing.Not to mention that this is completely inconsistent with Wang Yibo's aesthetics, but he can't show that he is perfunctory to Xiao's mother, so even he breathes quietly, so that she won't see it.However!The biggest challenge Wang Yibo faces in Xiao Zhan's family is!Xiao's mother's way of liking people is the way of a particularly simple elder.

For example, eat.Xiao's mother really liked Wang Yibo more and more these days, she took the initiative to drive Xiao Zhan to sit with his father, and let Yibo sit next to her.Then, there are endless food, food, food!Seeing that there was only white rice left in Wang Yibo's bowl, he began to pick up vegetables. Every time before Xiao Zhan could speak, Wang Yibo would immediately put it in his mouth and start chewing. She boasted so much that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

So much so that Wang Yibo would eat a bowl full of rice at noon.Every time Wang Yibo looks in the mirror, he feels his face is round, but what can he do, hey.Wang Yibo encouraged himself in his heart, it's okay Wang Yibo!This is your future mother-in-law, you can go back and lose weight, but this kind of god-sent opportunity is only this time, you must make a good start!While weeping, I thought that I would have to eat boiled cabbage for a month when I went back.

But if you think that's all it is, you're wrong.Mother Xiao's one-stop service is simply perfect.How can there be no dessert after dinner.So when Wang Yibo watched TV shows with Xiao’s mother, Xiao’s mother would peel oranges for Wang Yibo while commenting, and Wang Yibo would greet the eighteen generations of ancestors who gave oranges to Xiao Zhan’s family while eating.At first, there were three bases, but on the third day, I finally finished eating!Wang Yibo: Yay! ! ! ! ! ! !

Then Xiao's mother would regretfully say that it was over, Wang Yibo smiled in his heart and cried on the surface, expressing his reluctance.So Mother Xiao saw, how could this be possible!Why can't we suffer children!Then he opened another box of apples and peeled them for Wang Yibo to eat.Originally there were pears, but Xiao's mother said that the meaning was not good, so it turned into apples.This time Wang Yibo changed into smiling on the surface and crying in his heart.

Lunch is like this, let alone dinner, breakfast.If it wasn't for Xiao Zhan's obstruction, Mother Xiao could even cook supper.Xiao Zhan looked at the increasingly mellow Wang Yibo, laughed ruthlessly, and saw Xiao Zhan rubbing Wang Yibo's face while smiling goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose, goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose, goose goose goose goose goose goose, comforting, said "It's okay, pup Cub, you look cuter like this."

Wang Yibo "You are the cutest, your whole family is cute!"

Xiao Zhan: "Mom, Wang Yi..."

Wang Yibo was so scared that he quickly covered his mouth and admitted his mistake, "I was wrong, I was wrong, Brother Zhan, don't do it."

Now Wang Yibo changed from the fearless Wang Kugai to the cowardly Wang Tiantian.

Love Xiao Zhan, love Xiao Zhan's mother, love Xiao Zhan's father.It is also a beautiful name: a man can bend and stretch.

Seeing a large group of people standing behind Xiao Zhan, even his own parents turned against each other, Wang Yibo: I am too difficult!

Xiao Zhan also ruthlessly threatened him not to mess with him in the future, or he would sue his parents.Wang Yibo let out a low growl of grief and indignation, buried his face in the quilt and rolled around several times.Angrily thinking that anyway, I got the video, so it counts, woo woo woo can be regarded as protecting myself, ah ah ah ah ah it's not fair! ! !

Wang Yibo's experience of raising pigs is finally over. He also needs to go to Henan for the New Year. On the day he left, Xiao Zhan's family came to see him off. Xiao Zhan held his hand with a look of reluctance. He just pulled Xiao Zhan into his arms, hugged him gently and said that he would go back to Beijing to find him soon.Xiao Zhan talked to him tirelessly for a long time, but in the end it was Xiao's mother who couldn't stand it, so she pulled Xiao Zhan away.

After Wang Yibo was picked up by his unscrupulous parents, Father Wang gave him a few face-saving glances but didn't say anything, but Mother Wang was so happy that tears came out, pinching Wang Yibo's face and laughing.

"Did you eat pig feed at Xiao Zhan's house? You gained so much weight."

Wang Yibo nodded sadly and angrily, and told Ms. Wang, don't let me eat oranges, and apples, really, really.

When he got home, Wang Yibo hurriedly made a video call with Xiao Zhan. When he saw Xiao Zhan in his room, he asked his mother about it. Xiao Zhan told him that he had gone out to dance in the square. Wang Yibo felt relieved and told Xiao Zhan resentfully.

"When my mother came to pick me up today, she said I looked like I ate pig feed. Crying."

Xiao Zhan hahaha music

"If you eat like this, it's no wonder you're not fat. I told you that if you can't eat, you can tell my mother."

Wang Yibo retorted seriously

"How can I not eat the food your mother picked up? This is a respect for your mother, okay? I don't believe that you will not be nervous when my mother picks up food for you, and then tell her, I won't eat it."

Xiao Zhan thought that this was really the case, so he just smiled and said nothing.After talking for a while, Ms. Wang asked Yibo to go out to greet relatives. The two reluctantly said goodbye, and Wang Yibo went out to do business.When it was time to go to bed at night, Wang Yibo thought of a good way. He didn't send Xiao Zhan all kinds of good night, good night baby, good night dear, and other nasty words to Xiao Zhan like before.Instead, he sent a voice saying

"There are beautiful people, you will never forget them when you see them, if you don't see them for a day, you will think like crazy."

Xiao Zhan couldn't help laughing when he heard the familiar subwoofer read out such provocative lines with a smile.While thinking, he must have found it online, and at the same time, not to be outdone, he answered him with a magnetic voice.

"Yijun's heart is like the water of the West River, flowing eastward day and night without a break."

So Wang Yibo and Xiao Zhan formed a tacit understanding in the future, and they didn't mention it in the video, but they could always receive a provocative poem from each other before going to bed.

"The morning sun rises to reflect the colorful clouds, and the evening follows the stars and the moon to count the fireflies. I look forward to you day and night, and I look forward to you at night."

"The wind covers the red and the fragrance of the heart, looking through the sky and seeing the clouds, sitting and thinking about you, walking and thinking about you."

"Gambling books disappeared with the fragrance of tea, it was only common at that time."

"Linglong dice An Hongdou, do you know about lovesickness?"

If someone else finds out about this, they will definitely say it, it's so sour.Of course, it's not just the little fun of the two of them.If you still think about it, you can say it directly, and you can read poetry in a twisted way.

This kind of life lasted for half a month. Xiao Zhan bought a plane ticket back to Beijing when he was about to join the group. He asked Wang Yibo if he wanted to go back, but was told that it would be about a week later. Xiao Zhan just said okay~

But at night, he sent Wang Yibo a sentence

"Lighting lamps at the bottom of the well and deep candles in Iraq, and the common man will play Go."

Although he also posted poems before, they were all easy to understand. Wang Yibo really didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, so he used the fine tradition to ask Du Niang if he had any questions.After checking, the corners of his mouth rose to a certain height.Because the analysis given above is: "Long Xing" and "Go" are homophonic puns.The author uses the game title "Long Xing" to pun "long-distance travel", and uses "Go" to pun "violate return date".She was telling her husband, "Don't miss the return date on a long trip"!

Wang Yibo quickly grasped the key points in the sentence, of course it is "wife" and "don't miss the return date", so the translation of Wang's quotations is: Xiao Zhan's little wife misses him~

After getting this exciting answer, Wang Yibo quietly packed his luggage and planned to slip away tomorrow, but was caught by his mother, who squeezed his ears and asked with a smile, "Where do you want to go, my dear son?" Wang Yibo Immediately said that Xiao Zhan missed him, and he wanted to go back to find his boyfriend.

When Ms. Wang heard that Zhan Zhan missed him, she didn't say anything, and began to weigh, and then waved her big hand, ready to leave early.But the proposal to go back tomorrow was rejected by Wang's Supreme Court, so Wang Yibo could only be aggrieved and order the day after tomorrow.

The author has something to say: Wang Yibo thought in his heart: no more, no more auntie.I really can't eat it anymore. (′Д`)y━?~~

Wang Yibo said on the surface: Wow, thank you auntie.The food you cook is delicious. (＾?^)ノ

Mother Xiao: Haha, if it’s delicious, eat more. (vegetables with vegetables)

Wang Yibo: Hmm, okay. ((; 'Д'))