How did I get here out of nowhere?

One day, the two special agencies met, and the following conversation took place.

Lin Jing article——

Fake Monk: Why are you so frustrated?

Tech Geek: Huh?I am the national husband!

Fake monk: What is that national husband?

Tech Geek: ...why are you a monk!

The fake monk drinks and eats meat.jpg, no time to answer.jpg.

Tech Geek: You still drink and eat meat, aren’t you a monk?

Fake monk (eating is high): Who stipulated that monks can't drink alcohol, but you, what's the matter with the little electric girl?

Tech freak (with shy face): Hehehe~

Fake monk: Ugh~

Tech Geek: You deserve to be single for 100 years.

Daqing Chapter——

Book Edition Daqing: Why is your nest so small?

Drama version of Daqing: Because I don’t often change into a cat.

Book version: Meow Meow Meow?

Drama version (embarrassed scratching his head): I think there are too few cat hairs, too ugly.

Book version: ...I think you should wash your eyes.

Drama Version: Meow Meow Meow?

Shuban: Hey, are you sleeping in the special agency or at home?

Drama version: Occasionally go to the special mediation office, and wander outside at other times.Poor.jpg

Book version: Hey!Me too!

Then the two Daqing hugged their heads and wailed loudly, pouring out their difficulties.

"You don't know! Professor Shen dotes on that little bitch Zhao Yunlan too much, the house is full of the sour smell of love, I feel bad!"

Congratulations——

The two Zhu Hong sat face to face with expressionless faces.

Book version: Why am I also blind in another world.

Drama version: Why am I also blind in another world.

Two people:  …

Book version: Why can't you figure out how to like Zhao Yunlan, that gay guy!

Drama version: Why can't you figure out how to like that dead gay Zhao Yunlan!

Two people: ...Why are we both so miserable!

Stop this topic.

Book version: Why are you so weak in combat.

Drama version: You ask the screenwriter, it's not my fault.

Book Edition:  …

The article of Chushu——

Book version: Hey, I didn't expect you to like Xiao Guo too.

Drama version: It's the same as saying you don't like it.

Book version: I heard that you are a puppet master, which sounds cool.

Drama version: It's almost like you are the corpse king.

Book version (referring to a certain episode in the TV series): You!you!How can you be such a motherfucker!My heart can't take it!too disgusting!

Drama Version (Black Face):  …

Book version: Hey, the man-turned Great Wall is so cute, cute, like the sun.

Drama version (hugging Guo Changcheng next to him): This is mine!Don't try to call his attention.

Book version: Do you think I am such an unscrupulous person?

Drama version (definitely): Like!

The book version of Chu Shu's sudden death.

Guo Great Wall article——

The two Guo Changchengs sat together, frowning.

Drama version: Why are you so timid!

Shuban: Why are you so timid?

Two people: ......

Book version (hate iron but not steel): Do you know that you yourself are the wick?You actually asked Zhao Chu to make a wick...

Drama version (grievance): I...I...

Book version: Professor Shen didn't skin you alive.

Drama version (swear to the sky): Professor Shen is a very nice person!

Book version: That's good for Zhao Chu.

Drama Version:  …

Zhao Yunlan article——

Book version (hate that iron cannot be made into steel): How dare you!you!You pester Shen Wei, give him ancient books, eat with him, just to invite him to the special mediation office?

Drama version (with confidence): More than that!

Book version (with hope in his eyes): What is that?

Drama version (continue to be confident): I still want to be brothers with him.

Book version (vomiting blood from anger): ...I have nothing to love.jpg Then have you made it now?

Drama version: We are now a socialist brotherhood!

Book version (can't help beating): Fuck the socialist brotherhood!Is there a hole in your brain!

Drama version (grievance, muttering in a low voice): That's the screenwriter!Radio and television's pot! (Confidently) It's not socialist brotherhood, what is that?

Book version (very angry): Love, love! ! !It's love! !

Drama version (sudden realization): Love! (Currently changing the topic) But the radio and television stations do not allow it to be broadcast!

The book version of Zhao Yunlan suddenly!