Living in a high-risk world

Seeing Saoyue and the rabbit who is suspected of Kagura start to sing a big show.

After the silence, Itachi didn't know what to think of, and suddenly asked quietly: "Who is the queen?"

Zaoyue suddenly froze, as if she had thought about this question carefully, her face was troubled, and finally she waved her hand gracefully, and said: "Whoever gives birth to an heir first will be promoted to be the queen."

"..."

Seeing that the other party was silent, Zaoyue thought that the other party was worried. After all, she didn't look well, so she touched her head and comforted her: "Don't be afraid, my concubine, there are many good doctors in the palace, and there are many good doctors in the palace. Take care of your body as soon as possible to conceive the emperor's heir."

???

No, men are not supposed to have children.

Although most of the drunkard's words can't be taken seriously, it doesn't prevent Itachi from being stunned by her thunder. For a while, he doesn't know whether the point is to refute her that this is not the case, or to entangle her perception of why men can have children.

Kagura Rabbit held up a placard next to it, and said with a heartbroken head - "Your Majesty, you are so insane, and a mere man is named a concubine. If you bring it back to the palace, it won't be like spring nights and short days, and the king will never go to court early." , Where will the Jiangshan Sheji go!"

"Nonsense, I'm just greedy for his body, otherwise why would I hook up with him." Zaoyue said confidently.

Itachi covered his face silently, and decided to find a corner to stay quietly, lest Zaoyue not only uttered thunderous words after being drunk, but also made amazing moves.

It was a lesson from the past when a few women who drank too much and let themselves go were catching this kind of money over there.

However, although he wanted to reduce the sense of presence, the concealment of breath didn't seem to be very effective for Zaoyue, who had a fascinating intuition.

"Come on! After drinking this cup of wine with me, you will be my man from now on!" Zaoyue raised the wine bottle with one hand, grabbed Itachi's collar with the other, and dragged back the person who had moved to the edge of the sofa calmly.

"..."

If the other party wasn't talking nonsense, the expression on his face at this time was just a look of crooked eyebrows and eyes, and he couldn't tell that he was a drunk person at all.

Kagura Rabbit wanted to continue holding up placards to act as a loyal minister to persuade, but at this moment, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Okita who came in with Kondo.

Immediately without saying a word, he jumped into the air and kicked him in the air.

Soon.

A rabbit with its head biting its head hung on its forehead, and Okita, whose face was covered in blood, held up his cell phone.

"Hey, is the epidemic prevention center? There is a rabbit with rabies, please send someone over to take it to a landfill and destroy it humanely."

So here Zaoyue is molesting a man from a good family, while Gintoki has succumbed to A Miao and others, Kagura Rabbit and Okita fight to perform martial arts, and the atmosphere in the store is extremely happy for a while.A group of people stayed high in the nightclub until four or five o'clock in the morning. Almost all of them were either slightly drunk or unconscious for various reasons.

Then, with the help of those who were still awake, a group of people staggered out of the store.

After watching their figures disappear at the end of the street, all the male publicists and waiters in the nightclub looked back at the storefront as if a strong wind passed by.The expressions on their faces changed from the commercial smile just now, to the relief of a heavy burden like the rest of their lives in an instant.

Although a check was left on the spot for the amount enough to buy the entire store, the nightclub operator still felt that the money was hot.

In any case, after the Holy Grail War, the nightclubs in Fuyuki City remained, and mysterious groups suspected of being gods or monsters would go to nightclubs in the world to indulge at the end of the year. Although it would cause a catastrophic scene for the storefront, but Strange urban legends about leaving huge amounts of money at the same time.

……

the next day.

It wasn't until close to noon that the people who were hungover last night woke up one after another.

Zaoyue got up from the single bed in the convenience hotel with sleepy eyes, picked up the water glass next to the bed and drank half a glass of water, then picked up the Kagura rabbit next to the pillow and stroked its fur.

Squeezing and stroking, after a while, as the drowsiness dissipated and completely woke up, Zaoyue quickly sensed that the master was in the next room, and then prepared to inquire about the current situation of the Holy Grail War, but when he opened the panel, he found that the previous upper right The question mark is gone.

Soon, Zaoyue realized.Hey, it turns out that this is the principle of her inherent skill [Familiar of the Moon] that can get all the information on the field!Is it just to find a third-party spectator watching the game from the sidelines for help? !

After being speechless for a short while at such a rough and simple principle, Zaoyue then went to the next room to wake up the Master who was still sleepy.

Weber, who experienced a hangover for the first time, woke up feeling as if his head was going to explode, his whole body was top-heavy, and his ears seemed to be buzzing.

It wasn't until drinking a cup of Zaoyue's special hangover tea that the situation eased.

"Are you feeling better now? When you can think normally, you can start talking about business. Carter has also been summoned in the early hours of this morning, and the game will officially start next."

Waver looked at the heroic spirit who had become serious in front of him with some surprise.

Because after the summoning last night, the first thing the other party did was to take him straight to the nightclub, so he thought that the Heroic Spirit only responded to the summoning to take the opportunity to come to the world to play, and he has no idea what the outcome of this Holy Grail War will be. hope.

As if guessing the other party's slander, Zaoyue didn't deny it, but said: "Before the official start of the game, of course we should take advantage of the opportunity to make waves, otherwise there will be no time after the official start, and if you lose, you will just leave the stage There is no need to stay."

In fact, after driving an electric tricycle around downtown Fuyuki last night, Zaoyue realized that this sense of familiarity was not an illusion. Not only the place names, but even the city layout and streets were exactly the same as Fuyuki in her memory.

"But let's go out and find something to eat now. People are like iron and rice is steel. Look at your malnourished appearance. If you tell me that you are 19 years old, you will fall down if you just throw it away."

"..."

Looking at the female Heroic Spirit who was half a head taller than him, although he wanted to refute, Waver found that he seemed to be unable to find a powerful counterattack at all.

It didn't take long for them to come to the nearby KFC. After ordering [-] family buckets at one time, they found a table and sat down under the surprised looks of the clerk and passers-by.

Then, through the released familiar, he quickly got a general idea of ​​the latest situation.

"I heard that Berserker and Archer were on their way back early this morning. A postman passing by on a bicycle delivered a package to them. They took the package back to the master's house and opened it. It turned out that there was a bomb inside. It was bombed and collapsed."

"...Ah, that postman must be Gui in disguise." Zaoyue silently lit a stick of wax for the victims.

"Gui?"

"It's Lancer. He and the Edo police in Okita are old enemies."

Weber reacted, and then the corners of his mouth twitched.

Isn't it a bit too coincidental that the representatives of the Shinsengumi and the Anti-barbarian faction were all appearing as heroic spirits in this Holy Grail War.Weber felt that it was necessary to go to the library to find books related to the history of the end of the Bakumura and read them carefully. Then he glanced at Rider who was drinking a large glass of Coke from the corner of his eye, and added silently, and also read it by the way. Watch the full version of "Bamboo Tori Monogatari".

Zaoyue opened a family bucket on the table, and handed a chicken leg to Kagura Rabbit: "Come on, little Kagura, thank you for helping us find a hotel."

Rabbits can't eat meat... Weber thought to himself.

Kagura Rabbit held up a sign—"It's not me, I got tired after fighting with Okita last night and fell to the ground."

Even so, Kagura Rabbit did not refuse the chicken leg that Zaoyue offered, and swallowed the whole chicken leg in one gulp, and in a blink of an eye, what came out of his mouth was a chicken leg bone with no trace of meat on it.

Weber: "..."

"Huh? That should be A Miao." As he spoke, Zaoyue thought of the latest news he had just received, and said worriedly, "The old house of Matou's house was bombed and it should be temporarily unoccupied. I don't know where A Miao will live. .”

However, this doubt was answered when they finished destroying twenty family buckets, left the fast food restaurant under the surprised eyes of others, and then went to the library.

……

"A Miao!"

Seeing A Miao approaching, Zaoyue and Kagura Rabbit went to say hello.

I saw that A Miao was not walking outside alone, she was holding a little girl with purple hair in her arms.

"We just heard that Matou's house was bombed and we were worried that you would have no place to stay. After all, gorillas can sneak into the monkey mountain in the zoo to eat and live, but A Miao must be more reserved."

Saying that, Zaoyue looked at the child she was holding again, and asked, "Is this your master's child?"

"No, the master is a single and defeated dog." A Miao said with a smile, "This is the child of the object of love in his heart. It is said that there are too many children in the family to take care of, so he adopted one to the Matou family. Let the master come and help him raise it."

Although there is nothing wrong with it, after being described by her in this form.

"Oh~" Zaoyue and Kagura Rabbit both dragged their voices together, expressing their understanding meaningfully.

I don't know what they understand, it's probably the plot of a dog blood drama at [-] o'clock.

Kariya: "Cough cough cough cough..."

It wasn't just Zaotsuki and the others who were misled by A Miao's words, even Weber looked at Kariya with fascinated sympathy at this moment.

This immediately made Kariya cough even worse.

Zaoyue saw that he seemed to be coughing up all the internal organs, and asked kindly: "Your master doesn't seem to be in good health, can you last long enough to raise the child? Would you like me to take a pulse and diagnose it?" Prescribe medicine for your illness?"

"No need." But Kariya directly refused this, and then dragged his body and walked past them.

A Miao looked at the hunched young man with some concern, then turned her head to Zaoyue and the others and said, "Matou's house has other properties, so don't worry about me in terms of living."

Then he said that he would take a step first and talk again when he was free, and then followed.

After A Miao and the others walked a certain distance, Saatsuki and the others saw Kondo following behind.

"Although Gui's behavior was excessive, I'm still very grateful that his bomb blew up the old house of Matou's family."

Kondo looked at the backs of A Miao and the others in front of him, folded his arms in front of him and said righteously, unaware that the behavior of the stalker following behind him was abnormal.

"Hey? Gorilla, didn't the zoo close the door? Why did you get released?"

Tucao returned to Tucao, after the joke, Zaoyue heard that he had something else to say, so he asked, "What's wrong with the Matou family?"