Living in a high-risk world

Kabukicho.

At this time, Zaoyue, who had already dealt with the affairs of the Night King, was running to Wanshiwu to watch the new issue of "Jump".

Yinshi sat at the desk with his iconic dead fish eyes, and drank the box of strawberry milk on the table with a pious attitude. While satisfying the book, he also managed to reach his sugar intake today. critical point.

"..." After hiccupping, Gintoki looked towards the living room area, where Zaoyue was sitting on the sofa reading manga, and after a subtle silence, he finally said, "Sister Ah Yue, actually I have a question I want to ask?"

"what?"

"This question may be a bit offensive to women, but I still want to take the liberty to ask, are you... Gui Geng this year?"

"Huh?" After hearing the question clearly, Zaoyue turned her head and was about to answer, but found that the person sitting behind the desk suddenly disappeared, "..."

After a moment of silence, Zaoyue complained: "Don't be so surprised, it's not a sensitive issue, and if I really want to hit you, it's useless for you to hide under the table."

Yinshi silently crawled back out from under the table.

Shinpachi, who was cleaning up, interjected at this time: "I heard from my sister that women are creatures that stay at the age of 16 forever. Regardless of other people, Ah Tong must be a beautiful girl who is always young and active on the stage!"

Yinshi broke his fantasy expressionlessly and said: "When Ah Tong turns into the old woman downstairs, can you still say that sentence to her old face?"

"No! Atong won't grow old! How can a beautiful girl idol grow old!" Shinpachi threw down the mop, indicating that he would not listen.

At this time, Kagura came back from walking the dog outside, and when he entered the door, he heard Shinpachi yelling, so he asked by the way: "I'm back, what are you talking about, Aru?"

"About whether Atong will fart, shit and grow old." Yinshi replied.

Shinpachi suddenly broke down and said: "A Tong is a miraculous beauty who can live as long as there are dew and flowers, and she won't grow old and fart and shit!"

"Men, they just like to deceive themselves and others." After thinking about it, Kagura tilted his head and said, "Atong is also human, of course he can shit, but even if a beautiful girl wants to shit, the color must be pink."

Shinpachi followed her words and made up his mind: "If it's in the shape of a pink heart..."

"...It's almost time for dinner, are you sure you want to continue discussing whether the beautiful girl idol will shit?" Zaoyue interrupted Shinpachi's impending poo declaration.

Shinpachi suddenly came to his senses: "No! Wasn't Ah Yin's question at the beginning about Miss Ah Yue's age?"

Yin Shi said: "It's because of Shinpachi that you dragged it to Ah Tong first."

Then go back to the original question.

"After my birthday, I will be 20 years old." Saizuki replied.

However, Gintoki questioned the authenticity of this honest answer.

"This timeline doesn't seem right. Your uncle and his old man have been dead for more than ten or 20 years since the beginning of the manga, and he is your uncle, right? It's true, so normally your dad It's the first generation!" As he spoke, Yinshi put on an understanding and relaxed attitude, and said thoughtfully, "Ayin, I'm not such a superficial person who only looks at age and appearance, so it doesn't matter if you tell the truth."

Zaoyue turned into a smirk this time and said: "Sixteen."

"Hey, wait, this isn't quite right, why is the number getting smaller." Then Yinshi suddenly thought about it, thinking he had guessed the correct answer, and suddenly realized, "Ah Yin knows, twenty is doubled. Come on, it adds up so it's 56—"

Before he could complete the sentence, Zaoyue walked over and grabbed the collar and fell directly over his shoulder, from sitting on the chair behind the desk to standing upside down in the living room.

So when Senshou Banjian came to knock on the door, intending to tell his niece to go back to eat and stop reading comics, when he entered, he saw Zaoyue holding Yinshi on the ground with a distorted expression expressionlessly and doing stretching.

"What happened to them?"

"Because Ayin guessed that Sister Ayue is Obasan whose real age is over 50 years old, Alu is now being sanctioned."

"..."

Soon.

Gintoki sat back on the sofa, and after hearing the general explanation, he said, "So it's really convenient to create people with black technology, but why does it feel like you and Uchiha look like a family?"

"Do you need to ask? If you don't look like your father, you must be like your mother." Kagura, who was watching TV next to him, interjected casually, "It seems that me and the idiot brother are both like Mommy."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

"Are you sure you want to know?" Saoyue asked.

"Wait, wait, it looks a bit serious, it can't be a secret that you will die if you know it?!"

"No, it's just that it will be spoiled in advance."

"Forget it, Ah Yin doesn't want to be spoiled! Spoilers in advance will lack the fun of guessing the ending during the serialization."

"Oh."

But after a while.

"However... that, junior girl, can you answer first, it's about the masked man. Recently, someone analyzed the plot on the Internet and said that his real identity is very likely to be the fourth generation who left the scene at the beginning. Is this possibility true? yes?"

Thousand Hands Tobirama: ? ? ?

Wait, how did you guys manage to guess the boss to the fourth generation from the perspective of God?

In his opinion, this guess is as outrageous as the bloody story about his elder brother back then.

"..." After being speechless for a while, Zaoyue replied, "No, he is actually..."

"Stop, stop, stop!!! I don't want to know what's next, Ah Yin."

"you are annoying."

Satsuki and Gintoki were chatting and chatting, and their conversations also attracted Senshou Fumama's attention to the magazine called "Weekly Shonen Jump" on the desktop again.

For this magazine that serialized their ninja-themed comics, they attached great importance to it on the first day.

Considering that they are not the only civilizations in the universe, and that the ninja world has traces of alien civilizations in the past, so their place is not completely unknown to the outside world. Perhaps some races in the universe have some understanding of their planet, Even observed, it is quite normal.

But the problem is that it’s not just as simple as using the ninja world as the background to create, all the characters are real people with names and surnames in the ninja world, and they even know the secrets of the ninja village. .

If you think about this matter in depth, it's frightening to think about it carefully, as if there is a monitor in the sky, which can have a panoramic view of everyone's every move, and also detect and record all their psychological thoughts one by one down.

The only discrepancy with the reality is that his niece did not appear in the comics, and judging from the current development of the plot, she will not appear in the future.

It's probably like a parallel world described in the comics.

In any case, this magazine has attracted their attention, and after the Yoshihara incident ended, they quickly conducted an investigation.

But what is strange is that, as the comic magazine with the largest circulation on the planet, let alone the editorial department, there is no way to find out where it is printed, where it is shipped, and where the warehouse is located.

Obviously this is a magazine well-known to passers-by, but when we really investigate, apart from the information on this magazine, if we want to investigate more things, we can't miss any clues at all.

As for whether the editorial department of this magazine is there, and whether the cartoonists on it really exist, no one seems to have any doubts.

Anyway, on the day of the weekly release, boxes of magazines will be delivered by mysterious trucks to all bookstores and newsstands, and then sold on the shelves. No matter the boss, the staff or the customers, there is no doubt about this.

Where did the wagon come from?Why are these magazines offered?It seems that this setting has been accepted by default, and it has been regarded as part of common sense.

They tried to track the delivery truck, but for some reason, the last delivery truck mysteriously disappeared under their surveillance.

Zaoyue quickly thought about it, and after understanding the situation they investigated, he said: "Probably the existence of a higher-dimensional world is observing us."

I didn't worry about whether they existed in a set world, and fell into the "brain in a vat" kind of puzzle. After all, the settings of parallel worlds and higher-dimensional creatures have been seen before. Basic creation, and when she was able to resonate with the planet to a certain extent, she began to more or less realize the vision of being a higher form of life.

……

Back to the present.

Qianshou Feijian originally wanted to come to call his niece to go back for dinner, but before they left, Shinpachi's sister A Miao brought her friends over.

"Xiaoxin, it seems that you haven't cooked at noon, and Ah Jiu and I just made some rice balls at home."

A Miao put down the bag and opened the bento box, only to see a black unknown object exuding a strange aura inside.

As soon as they heard that A Miao came to deliver the food, the original three people in Wanshiwu suddenly broke out in cold sweat.

Then began to scramble.

"Strawberry milk is out of stock. There seems to be a special price in the nearby supermarket. I'll buy two boxes."

"When Dingchun came back, he pulled a lump on the road and forgot to pick it up."

"Sister...we are at noon today...actually..."

"..."

Although he has never seen the power of dark cooking, but looking at the obviously lethal objects in the bento box, Qian Shou Feijian subconsciously thought, are you sure you are here to deliver food and not to poison?

Zaoyue, who had a premonition of danger, immediately put down the manga, and said dryly: "Ah... Uncle came to ask me to go back to eat, I should go too."

"Oh, there's no rush to go back after eating." A Miao said with a kind smile, "And I'll make a few more, Ayue, you can eat some too. You won't have something to eat so soon when you go back."

"..."

Zaoyue regretted not obediently leaving when her uncle found her just now.

Kagura next to him was already crying and eating, and seeing this situation, Zaoyue felt heavy.

At this moment, there was another knock on the door outside.

Almost at the same moment, Zaoyue and Ah Yin rushed to the door, scrambling to get the job to open it, but they all tripped over the entrance.

"The welcome ceremony here is too warm."

? !

"Daddy!"

When Kagura heard the voice of the person at the door, he suddenly raised his head and got up from the ground, stepping on Gintoki Shinpachi.

Qian Shou Fei Jian heard the words and looked towards the door, and then he was stunned for a moment by the murderous image of Xing Hai Fang Master who came from nowhere, with most of his body covered in red liquid.

Zaoyue also got up from the ground at this time, and saw Master Xinghaifang at the door.

"..."

Probably aware that his image was a bit misleading, Xinghai Fangzhu explained: "The flight back to take was hijacked by bandits. I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but their boss even took the toilet."

In desperation, he punched the toilet door and exploded the opponent's hemorrhoids by the way.

Then he handed a cardboard box to Zaoyue: "The prize that I got in the lottery at the airport just now, the gift that I was supposed to bring back and give away was blown up along with the spaceship."

Zaoyue looked at the cardboard box with a suspicious bloody fingerprint on it: "..."

Qianshou Tobirama: "..."

There won't be a human head in it, will it? ?

Of course there would be no such scary things in funny comics, Zaoyue opened it to confirm, and it was just a rice cooker inside.

Holy Grail brand rice cooker, I don’t seem to have heard of this brand, but don’t worry about the lucky draw.