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[As I said earlier, JFY takes jujube pills! ! !At the beginning of last season, Qi Ye had a problem, how could a handicapped player make it to the finals?Still won the championship? ? ?Is it comfortable to slap your face?Is the official teaching to be a good person? 】

[The three-year ban is too sloppy. I really haven't heard of anyone who cheated without being banned for life. I'm afraid you poured a few cups of horse urine and gave away a stack of tickets]

[Three years are just right!At that time, Qi Ye will be 26, and he will reach the retirement age directly, and the arrangements will be made properly. 】

[I heard that contestant Qi Ye's customized hanger is also unusual. Few people in the world can afford it. I'll go to yours!Domineering because of how much money he has, do you really think you are a big boss?And don't look in the mirror at your stupid look! ! 】

[Thanks to the system testing program, I will correct the evil from now on!Shit is mistaken for belief, but it disgusts me. 】

[I feel sorry for Brother Nan, if Qi Ye hadn't snatched the competition spot, which round of the world champion would have been accused by others! 】

[Has Qi Ye retired today? 】

[Has Qi Ye retired today?It's almost here! 】

[I fuck your mother!Get out of the trash! !I used to scold you when I saw you!Don't tm pollute the pure land of the e-sports circle! ! ! 】

"Qi Ye, don't look at it." The teammate shrugged his shoulders and drooped his head. "Those people on the Internet are not worthy of a fart. Don't you usually think about it, don't take it to heart."

"That's right, don't worry about it." The teammate hooked Baozi's suppressed anger with a word, "I just ordered 5 trumpets, plus the gift, a total of seven! When I go back to the hotel, I will turn on two machines, one in each hand. Whoever dares to jump around, whoever he is, come here and do some! Compare your hand speed with me, swear and answer three sentences, you can't kill them!"

"Don't force me to say a few words." The coach turned his head and glared at them. "The forum is not allowed to seal the account privately, and the trolls on the Internet are ignored, and the trumpet is not allowed, and half a word is not allowed. The live broadcast continues, and the team can maintain it. This matter It can't be answered."

"I need to hang up?" Qi Ye asked with a gloomy face when he heard the disbelief in the words.

"Whether it's on or not, the official announcement has been made. In the game, your attack parameters and stamina recovery data are special, more than twice as high as Baozi's. This can't be faked." The coach sat on the passenger seat, crossed his arms, "If it's a domestic competition, it's still possible to get involved. If you want to blame, you can blame you for acting public. You usually make too many enemies, and it's not unreasonable for everyone to push the wall down."

Qi Ye pressed the phone off and stuffed it into the side pocket of his sports pants.At the end of the game, when leaving the arena, a girl wearing a mask rushed out of the security guards and took half a bottle of drink in her hand. The juice splashed all over Qi Ye's team uniform.Until now, the skin clings to the fabric and seems to remain sticky to the touch.

"Stop the car." He said suddenly, "Don't worry about me, you can book your plane tickets and go back. I'll go and have fun with my dog ​​son."

The car drove a group of people away, the street was clean, no dust and paper scraps were raised, they disappeared quietly around the corner in a blink of an eye.Qi Ye walked back, and he didn't know the path under his feet, anyway, it was like this, the streets were surrounded by paths, and one was wrapped around the other, so there was nothing strange about it.

His body was suddenly tired, the clouds above his head were heavy, and so was his heartbeat. He walked his legs, and he never felt that the world was as quiet as it is now.There are always people around who move their feet, come and go, stop and go, and merge with the air, showing off-white.After a while, there were fewer people, and the air was silent, as if the distance was far away.

His fingers were hanging down, falling to the side line of his trousers and curled up naturally. He looked down at his feet. There was a dark brown dot on the upper of the shoe, which was very small, like raindrops. Qi Ye took out a tissue, knelt down slowly, and rubbed it lightly. , After using some strength, the paper towel was directly worn out, crumpled, and couldn't be wiped off.He had to wear a pair of stained shoes and walked all the way.

The people following him had already left. Qi Ye called a car and leaned against the wall to smoke quietly. With half a cigarette, he thought up a headline for the reporter and called it: [JFY Thousands of Miles to England, just for Qi Ye sees "disease"]

On the way, the driver raised his head from time to time, glanced at the central rearview mirror, and sneaked a glance at him, probably watching the game.

Turning his neck, Qi Ye slumped carelessly in the back row, put his arms on the seat, and almost hugged the beautiful woman left and right, squinted his eyes, and looked over.

He was staring at the driver, and the incoming call vibrated. In the past few hours, the phone hadn't stopped. When Qi Ye pressed it off, he habitually glanced at it. It was his cousin, so he answered it instead.

"I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Bad news." Let the storm come harder!Qi Ye puffed out smoke rings, without any surprises, every time she made a call, this was her standard opening line, "I also have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

The cousin was stunned for a moment, her voice was weak and helpless: "...Doubu has been different from other dogs since he was born. In the whirling world, mediocre dogs disturb themselves. He only wishes to be alone as a dog, wandering the world with his dreams..."

"Speak human." Qi Ye frowned, rolled down half of the car window, and flicked off the soot.

"Last Tuesday morning, an ugly dog ​​hole appeared in the backyard, and then the mop disappeared. I searched for it for several days, and my work was delayed a lot, but I couldn't find it." My cousin swallowed, "But I There is also good news! I have posted dog-hunting revelations on various nearby telephone poles, and I have paid a lot of money for rewards. Until now, there has been no news! No news is the best news, it must be taking good care of itself. "

Speaking of the second half of the sentence, my cousin changed her tone in a second, full of joy. During the Spring Festival, Qi Ye was very familiar with the song "All Wishes Come True", which was played in the supermarket during the Spring Festival. The voice-changing software has this kind of voice.

The plan to caress the mop fell through, and he smiled, "My bad news is that I will be at your house on time in 1 minute, and we will settle the score. The good news is that my mother has selected two stacks of outstanding, successful, unmarried men for you." I want you to come back to China with me and start a long blind date."

Qi Ye uttered the last sentence slowly, hung up the phone, ignoring the piercing screams from his cousin.

Moumu is a careless son of a bitch, who has never known how troublesome he has been since he was a child.During the Chinese New Year, Qi Ye brought him to his cousin's house to join in the fun, and there was a border collie next door, uglier than him, with two colors on his face, white in a triangular shape, the remaining ears and cheeks around the eyes, a circle of black, far away I can't find where the eyeballs are.

As a result, with such a dog, on a certain night, Mobu suddenly fell in love, on the surface he was calm, and he was a little ignorant, until the day before he left, he gave up life and death.

Qi Ye has a bad taste, and he likes this kind of scene, tearing up a loving dog, forcing a dog to do something he doesn't want to do... But forcing Moumu to spin around, and a dog crying silently, it's a bit soft-hearted.

Helpless, the empty-nest old man finally returned to China alone, leaving behind a pair of affectionate dogs.However, as expected by Qi Ye, it is very difficult for a first love to succeed, and it is the same for a dog.It didn't take long for Mobu to end the relationship, and the shepherd dog had a new boyfriend, a Rottweiler. According to the photos sent by his cousin, he was not as handsome as Mobu.

During the lovelorn period, Qi Ye didn't fly over to get the dog right away, a lesson came just in time, and by the way, set up family rules: Your father and I are the most important!

It was also because the team was busy training and had no time.

Who knew that this silly dog ​​didn't grow four paws in vain, and ran away by himself. At this time, it would not be easy to add fuel to the fire.With a blank expression on his face, Qi Ye took out the last cigarette in his mouth and put it in his mouth. He forgot what he was thinking just now, let's forget about caressing, as expected, beating is more appropriate.

In my cousin’s house, I work as a prototyping teacher. I just draw on the digital screen every day, and I rarely go out.But I can't say this, because my cousin also feels that Qi Yezhai, a professional e-sports player, loves and kills games every day. Others are three points and one line, and he is no line at all.

"...So, Mobu ran away?"

"Yeah." The cousin nodded vigorously, a little aggrieved, "It wanted to play with paint, I just stopped it a little bit, after all, it was crowdfunded by kindergarten teachers to make wall paintings, it messed up, I am a social fear person and protect me Can't live."

"You mean the paint bucket?" Qi Ye grasped the key point, and the dung ball beside Chi Xiansheng at the airport flashed before his eyes.I also felt that it was impossible, how could such a coincidence happen.

"Yeah!" My cousin said everything, "It thinks the white hair is monotonous, what can I do if I want more colors? I still prefer yellow! Before it disappeared, it circled and licked its tail a few times, always sneaking Wagging its tail and moving closer, I really can't bear to look directly at it."

pat!

A string that was tense in my heart broke, and the shivering appearance of the dung ball reappeared in front of my eyes, especially when he walked by.And the buttocks are tightly hidden, and the tip of a short tail that is still exposed under the pressure is yellow in excrement.

Qi Ye laughed angrily, interlaced his hands and moved his knuckles one after another, making a cracking sound.After a long while, he raised his head, and asked his cousin nonchalantly, "Which one hurts more, the cane or the belt?"

"Leather...belt?" Cousin said uncertainly, then twitched the corners of her mouth, "Your father never educated you like this when you were young. That time when you played with fire and set half of the house on fire, you didn't just say a few words and go there How did you develop such a personality?"

Qi Ye became addicted to cigarettes, so he dug out his cousin's women's cigarette, sniffed it up to his nose, and it smelled of fruit. I lit the house, and I immediately picked it up and kissed each other."

"Tsk tsk tsk, poor little Mopo, meeting such a sadist." The cousin sighed softly.

"roll."

His feeling of hating iron but not steel could not be experienced by his cousin before she had a son.Pulling out his phone, he waved at her, Qi Ye said perfunctorily, "Hurry up and pack your luggage, I've booked a ticket for tonight, and I'm in a hurry to go back home to pick up my son."

"Hey, wait, although your son has grown up, he still doesn't have the ability to travel across the ocean."

"The dog that asked you to find an acquaintance to check in is Mobu."

"Is it such a coincidence?" Cousin opened her lips slightly and blinked her eyes several times, as if the sky had cleared after the rain, "Then you don't need to look for it?"

"Fortunately." Qi Ye replied.

"But I'm so nervous all of a sudden. Mump has delicate skin and tender flesh, and no one can protect him. How could he stand your torture?" My cousin said sincerely, "To be honest, it's not surprising that you have a lot of strength. You, but it's just a child..."

Qi Ye couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the pear-shaped pillow and threw it over, "Shut up."

The cousin whispered and walked back to the room.

Concentrated, he opened the chat interface with Chi Xiansheng, and the last one stayed a day ago, and Chi Xiansheng sent the word "good dream".

He stared at it silently for a while, typed a few words, frowned, then deleted them, threw the phone on the sofa, and looked at the ceiling.After a while, he lowered his head and picked it up again, sending a line of text: [JYF loses, Qi Ye hangs up]