The enemy suddenly gave me a kiss

Return a little bit of remaining face: "It's not like they're both single, at least they're both married!"

The northern sister heard Zhao Fangbei mention Ergou, and she was even more disdainful: "How dare you mention Ergou? Ergou has been chasing his wife for 8 years, 8 years! The Anti-Japanese War has been won! He has been chasing people for 8 years In the end, if it wasn’t for my kind advice, he would have married his wife?!”

"Where is your kindness? Didn't Ergou trade for 10 limited edition skins?" Zhao Fangbei ruthlessly pointed it out.

"Huh? Do you still want me to help you get an IP next time?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, my sister!" Zhao Fangbei, whose life was pinched, quickly confessed.

Sister Beibei: "You have neglected her for so long, and if you don't rush to make up for it, what's the matter with this inkblot?"

Zhao Fangbei was very wronged: "Didn't you drag me here!"

"Get out now!"

***

Zhao Fangbei understood a little bit after being instructed by the northern sister, but he didn't dare to say anything, what if he was rejected again.

Back in the room, Zhao Fangbei saw that Shen Fangnan had already taken a shower and was lying on the bed.

scratching his head.

do not know what to say.

Zhao Fangbei hesitated to speak, and finally went to take a shower without saying anything.

The state of silence between the two lasted until the next day.

While having breakfast, Zhao Fangbei thought about it and asked Shen Fangnan, "Do you want to meet Zhao Dao?"

"Zhao Dao?"

Zhao Fangbei added: "It's a scimitar."

Shen Fangnan paused and said "OK".

The doorbell rang within 10 minutes of saying "yes".

Zhao Fangbei went to open the door, and a man about his height but thinner walked in.

Shen Fangnan looked at Zhao Fangbei with question marks all over his face.

really...

Zhao Fangbei was poked by his little eyes again.

"This is Zhao Dao, it's called [Scimitar] in the game, my eldest nephew. Well, that's the south." Zhao Fangbei introduced.

Shen Fangnan was stunned: "Are all the people in your family this tall?"

Zhao Dao wore a pair of eyes, and when he heard Shen Fangnan's question, he couldn't help laughing, and he smiled politely, "Yes. Are all the people in your family so short? Is Tang Da also so short?"

"..." Shen Fangnan tried to suppress his anger, but finally got angry: "Short! Our family is tall!"

Zhao Dao: "Pfft! It's the same as what my uncle said."

Zhao Fangbei: "Hahaha..."

Shen Fangnan: "..." If you fight against them, what is the chance of winning...

While Shen Fangnan was still thinking about whether to act, Zhao Dao had already followed Zhao Fangbei to serve the dishes.

Zhao Dao sat down and had breakfast with them.After chatting for a few words, Shen Fangnan realized that Zhao Dao's house was nearby, just like his house and Tang Da's house, Zhao Dao's house and Zhao Fangbei's house were also next to each other.

Shen Fangnan praised it very well.

Zhao Dao agreed: "Well, it will be convenient for sisters-in-law to visit each other in the future."

Shen Fangnan looked confused: In the future?Sister-in-law?Drop by?who?Me and Donda?

After thinking this way, Shen Fangnan felt dazed—how did my thoughts turn to this!

Fortunately neither Zhao Fangbei nor Zhao Dao knew what he was thinking...

In order to cover up his embarrassment, Shen Fangnan buried his head in the food, which scared Zhao Fangbei.

Zhao Dao was also very bad, he smiled and said to Zhao Fangbei: "Uncle, you are too bad, you don't know how to hurt others."

Zhao Fangbei raised his head from his rice bowl, confused: "What's wrong with me?"

Shen Fangnan was also confused, but he had a hunch that something was wrong, so he wisely didn't say anything.

Zhao Dao pointed to Shen Fangnan: "Look, you're starving."

Zhao Fangbei looked at it and wondered: "Didn't you say yesterday that you can't eat in the morning?"

Shen Fangnan couldn't help but talk to Zhao Fangbei: "Then I can eat it today."

Zhao Fangbei was happy: "That's good, I got used to it very quickly."

Shen Fangnan's mind was still in his sister-in-law's trouble, so he casually said: "What kind of adaptation is it? How do you know that it wasn't you and me who went to live in Hainan!"

Zhao Fangbei: "???" What the hell?What did I just miss?

Zhao Dao laughed so hard that he put down his chopsticks: "You two have already started discussing where to live in the future?"

Shen Fangnan:! ! !

I really want to slap myself...

Zhao Fangbei stayed in a daze for a while before realizing it, grinning: "So you..." But before he could finish speaking, Shen Fangnan interrupted him with "Shut up and eat".

Zhao Dao: "I don't think I should go out with you guys anymore, the top of my head is covered with light."

Shen Fangnan's mind was freed from the troubles of his sister-in-law at this moment, and he had a flash of light, so he sarcastically said, "What light? Green light?"

Zhao Dao snorted coldly: "Green light? If he dares to let me take the green light, I will kill and go to Hainan."

The author has something to say: I thought it would be a short story, so I didn’t name it. I simply and rudely called it the Second Young Master of the South and the Military Master of the North, Cannon and Scimitar. As it became longer and longer, I collected it on Weibo and selected it comprehensively. name!The previous text has also been modified~

The Second Young Master in the South=Shen Fangnan, the Military Master in the North=Zhao Fangbei, and their nicknames are the South and the North (forget about being lazy)

Cannon = Tang Da, Machete = Zhao Dao

☆、Chapter 27

Seeing him like this, Shen Fangnan was afraid, shut up and ate, and didn't ask who this "he" was talking about.In the game, he has long heard the name of Zhao Dao as a ruthless man: It is said that Zhao Dao went to fight in the cross-server battlefield, and some people were provocative and pretended to understand. So Zhao Dao directly tracked across servers, killed people and retreated before returning.

Holding grudges to this point is considered extraordinary perseverance.

Although this story was told by Tang Da who was full of trains, the credibility of this story must be compromised, but Shen Fangnan still decided that he would rather believe it than believe it.

The desire to survive is very strong.

Thinking of this, Shen Fangnan couldn't help thinking about how Zhao Fangbei grew up safely under the siege of his violent sister and black-bellied nephew.Before he could figure out why, Zhao Fangbei gave the answer.

Zhao Fangbei: "No, you promised, the South has finally come to visit, why don't you go?"

Zhao Dao: "Well, go."

Shen Fangnan was stunned: so obedient? ! why?Does Zhao Fangbei have any special abilities that he doesn't know about?

Zhao Fangbei seemed to feel his gaze, and looked at him: "If you don't eat, staring at me will make you full?"

"..." Shen Fangnan rolled his eyes, "Don't put gold on your face!"

Then Zhao Fangbei was kicked under the table by his nephew Zhao Dao.Zhao Fangbei turned his head and mouthed to Zhao Dao: Is this also wrong? !

Zhao Dao was so angry that he vomited blood and mouthed back: Waste!talk!

Zhao Fangbei poked his rice bowl in frustration: I think what I said was right...

——He should be glad that this sentence was said in his heart, otherwise he would be disgusted by his nephew to death.

As the foreign aid of his little uncle Zhao Fangbei, Zhao Dao's brain was throbbing. If he continued to indulge in this way, his little uncle would probably have to use his own ability to make pornography of this matter, and he still wanted to take advantage of his little uncle's line , grab that glib little fish and soak it too!Soup!up!

Can not be done……

Zhao Dao felt that he had a long way to go.

Ugh--

So after eating, clearing the table, and going out, Zhao Dao said to Zhao Fangbei: "Uncle, you go to warm up the car first." After Zhao Fangbei left, he said to Shen Fangnan: "South, you go Find a scarf for my uncle in my uncle's closet, his neck is very afraid of the cold."

Shen Fangnan was a little puzzled: "Ah? Not good...you go to find him, he's not here, so it's not good for me to look through his things."

Zhao Dao waved his hand: "It's okay, he's going to warm up the car. You can browse casually, and remember to bring it to me when you find out the pornographic book. Let's laugh at him together. Let's go." Without waiting for Shen Fangnan to answer, he ran away by himself.

Although Shen Fangnan felt strange, he couldn't bear to say that he would not get a scarf for Zhao Fangbei—maybe he was really afraid of the cold?

When Zhao Dao arrived at the garage, the car was already heating up, but Zhao Fangbei was leaning against the car door, smoking a cigarette.

"Why don't you sit in?"

Zhao Fangbei didn't take down the cigarette either, he just held the cigarette in his mouth, replied "um", looked behind him, and asked, "Where is he?"

"Find the scarf inside."

"I forgot to bring it for him?" Zhao Fangbei was about to go in as soon as he heard it, but was stopped by Zhao Dao.

"No, I sent him away specially. I heard that I was going in without a scarf? So caring?"

"..." Zhao Fangbei didn't answer this question.

Zhao Dao and Zhao Fangbei were leaning against the car door side by side, only then did they realize that Zhao Fangbei didn't light a cigarette, but just held it in his mouth: "Why don't you smoke?"

Zhao Fangbei was silent for a while, then said, "I don't think he smokes."

Zhao Dao sneered, and after a while he said: "Hey, I originally dismissed him, but I wanted to tell you that your seductive skills are so bad, you will mess it up sooner or later."

"Oh? Then talk about it." Zhao Fangbei immediately looked like he was being educated humbly.

Zhao Dao looked at his little uncle and smiled: "No, I think now, maybe it is not necessary."

"how?"

"I just suddenly feel that those fancy means are not as good as a sincere heart." Zhao Dao said meaningfully, "If this also fails, then there is no point, right?"

Zhao Fangbei and Zhao Dao grew up together, although sometimes the brain circuit is a bit strange, but he can understand his nephew's endless words: "As for you, you just have too many fools, and you look forward and backward."

Zhao Dao didn't deny it either: "Yes, I'm not as indomitable as you."

Zhao Fangbei caught a glimpse of Shen Fangnan coming out, took the cigarette dangling from his mouth, and threw it into the trash can: "So I play Tiance and Charge, and you play Mingjiao, stealing chickens and dogs every day."

Zhao Dao immediately became angry: "I'm stupid! Mud! Horse! You can curse people, but you can't insult my sect!"

Zhao Fangbei kicked Zhao Dao's ass: "Who is my mother, don't you know?"

Shen Fangnan who just came over and heard the last two sentences: "..."

Zhao Dao: "Don't get complacent too early, your earthy teasing method, be careful to capsize!"

Shen Fangnan:? ? ?

Zhao Fangbei was suddenly a little uncertain: "Then help me look at it."

Zhao Dao: "Cut, if it wasn't for myself, I wouldn't bother to care about you!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Just know that we are a community of interests."

Zhao Dao: "Bah! If it weren't for my bad luck!"

Shen Fangnan looked at Zhao Fangbei to the left and Zhao Dao to the right:? ? ?

Zhao Fangbei is still like a normal person, he and Zhao Dao grew up together, the two of them are uncomfortable if they are not talkative, especially seeing that Zhao Dao always looks confident, as Zhao Dao's uncle, he is very unhappy, so Zhao Fangbei From time to time, I like to irritate Zhao Dao, which is quite wicked.

Seeing the two people glaring at each other, Shen Fangnan wanted to relieve the atmosphere, so he handed the scarf in his hand to Zhao Fangbei: "Here."

Zhao Fangbei took it over: "What is this?"

Shen Fangnan: "Isn't your neck afraid of the cold?" At this point, Zhao Fangbei looked at Zhao Dao, Zhao Dao spread his hands as if he was innocent, and Shen Fangnan continued: "I found a scarf, I'm sorry, I didn't go through it. Your permission rummaged through your locker."

Zhao Fangbei couldn't hold back, and snorted Shen Fangnan's head again: "Turn over as you like, I have nothing against you."

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Zhao Dao covered his face at the side and couldn't see it. What kind of bullshit and earthy love talk is going to overturn!He was just about to say something to save his little uncle's image, when he saw Shen Fangnan turning his head to one side, his ears were red, and his little uncle shamelessly stretched out a finger to fiddle with Shen Fangnan's earlobe, but he was grabbed up.

Grass……

What pot with what cover!

What the hell am I doing?

Zhao Dao was furious.

He thought he was a peerless hero who helped pave the way, but he never thought that he was just a light bulb.

True Nima love is a ray of light, so beautiful, it blinds my dog's eyes!

Thinking that I haven't even met Tang Da's people yet!

There is no harm without comparison, Zhao Dao was angry from the heart, opened the door to get in the car, and slammed the car door--you two are so shameless.

The author has something to say: Naming is too difficult!

☆、Chapter 28

It's a pity that the brain circuits of the two people under the car and Zhao Dao didn't turn to the same curve at all, and they didn't feel anything at all, so they got into the car separately.

When the two got into the car, they realized that the co-driver was seated by Zhao Dao, and Shen Fangnan went directly to the back row.Zhao Fangbei glared at Zhao Dao, Zhao Dao folded his arms, unmoved.

Zhao Fangbei: "Eldest nephew?"

Zhao Dao looked indifferent, but didn't move.

Zhao Fangbei: "Hey, are you with me?"

Shen Fangnan in the back row looked bewildered, looking left at this and right at that—what are they fighting about?I don't understand... Can anyone explain?

I have to say that although Zhao Dao is very mature in most cases, he is still quite naive when facing Zhao Fangbei, an elder of this generation.

Zhao Fangbei was about to teach Zhao Dao a lesson, when Shen Fangnan suddenly supported him by the back of his chair and poked his head over: "Where are we going today?" Zhao Fangbei saw Shen Fangnan's face as soon as he tilted his head...

So close.

Zhao Fangbei suddenly didn't intend to teach his eldest nephew Zhao Dao a lesson.

This is also very good!Zhao Fangbei thought with satisfaction.

"Where to go is not a world of ice and snow, there is nothing to go, it's better to stay at home on the kang!" Zhao Dao became angry when he saw that the two of them were tired and crooked.

In fact, it can’t be blamed on Zhao Dao. Yesterday, his uncle Zhao Fangbei talked about it all night, saying that this rough, that difficult, probably yellow, maybe cold...

Zhao Dao sacrificed precious time to develop a relationship with Tang Da, spent the whole night thinking about a plan for him, and came to the scene early in the morning to support him, the result?

Show him this early in the morning?

Pooh!

Zhao Dao frantically beat his uncle Zhao Fangbei in his heart.

Shen Fangnan was at a loss—how did Zhao Dao change his attitude so quickly?

Zhao Fangbei comforted him: "Don't pay attention to him, he is like this sometimes, kid, give way."

Shen Fangnan couldn't help complaining: "What's the point of this? Although he is the eldest nephew, he is still one year older than you!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Is there anywhere you want to go?"

Shen Fangnan shook his head. Before he met Zhao Fangbei, he knew nothing about Northeast China, although now he...knows nothing.

Just as he was distracted, Shen Fangnan's cell phone rang - it was actually Tang Da.Before he had time to answer the phone, he heard Zhao Dao from the co-pilot ask, "Cannon?"

Shen Fangnan was startled: "How do you know?!"

Zhao Dao sneered and didn't speak.

When Shen Fangnan picked up the phone, he heard Tang Da yelling on the opposite side: "Brother—you just go to the Northeast and deliver it to your door, why did you buy me one and get one free?!"

Shen Fangnan:? ? ? ?

"What the hell?"

Tang Da on the other side of the phone felt sad when he heard Shen Fangnan's words: "Brother, my brother, you already have a Northeast accent, so you can't redeem yourself, but can you stop bringing me along?"

Shen Fangnan's head was full of black lines: "What are you talking about?"

Unexpectedly, Shen Fangnan's reaction instantly ignited Tang Da's anger: "You pretend! You know how to pretend! You told me about the scimitar, and you sold me to them as a coolie!"

Shen Fangnan was speechless to this ugly cousin: "Do you believe an outsider or not me?"

Tang Da: "Then you are not a wife!"

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass, it's better to sell it.

Tang Da had had enough acting, coughed a little: "I won't make trouble with you, seriously."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Who is making trouble! ! !

Tang Da: "Scimitar said that we will be sisters-in-law in the future, what's going on?"

The word "sister-in-law" instantly reminded Shen Fangnan of his strange brain hole before, and he became angry from embarrassment: "Sister-in-law! They are uncles and nephews!"

Tang Da said a word, and then asked, "What's the name of the nephew's wife?"

Shen Fangnan was convinced: "My wife, you are a big-headed ghost!" After shouting, Shen Fangnan remembered his current environment, and when he looked up, he saw Zhao Fangbei and Zhao Dao looking back at him, and the car stopped.

Tang Da didn't know the situation on Shen Fangnan's side, so he was very confused: "Why are you yelling at me, I just asked casually, suddenly curious!"

Shen Fangnan: "Curiosity killed the cat, don't just be curious." Regardless of what Tang Da was still saying, Shen Fangnan hung up the phone and asked Zhao Dao, "What did you just say to my brother?"

Zhao Dao: "It's nothing, I just said that you seem to intend to settle in the Northeast, so ask him if he also likes the Northeast."

"..." Shen Fangnan felt tired, "When did I have this intention?"

But Zhao Dao obviously had better eyesight than his uncle, so he didn't continue to dwell on this topic, and signaled his uncle to continue driving, but his uncle Zhao Fangbei scolded him with his eyes—why didn't he continue to ask? !

Zhao Dao rolled his eyes silently—it's really miserable to have an uncle with such a low EQ.

But soon, Zhao Dao will find that his uncle's EQ can be even lower!Because Zhao Fangbei drove to the Internet cafe...it was the one when he and Shen Fangnan met for the first time.

The window of the car was foggy, and the outside was covered with snow. Shen Fangnan couldn't see where it was outside. When he saw the car stopped, he asked curiously, "Are you there?"

"Well. Eldest nephew, get out of the car!"

Zhao Fangbei parked the car and opened the door for Shen Fangnan.As soon as the car door opened, Shen Fangnan wanted to jump off as usual, but Zhao Fangbei grabbed his waist.

Shen Fangnan tilted his head and asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Zhao Fangbei lifted Shen Fangnan up, and said nonsense cheekily: "Just jump like this, and after a while your legs will all be stuck in the pear, and you won't be able to pull it out."

As soon as he got off the co-pilot, Zhao Dao, who came around, heard his uncle lying nonsense, such a clumsy lie, he didn't even bother to expose it, and said to himself, if others believe you, you will be damned.

Shen Fangnan was a little uncomfortable being carried, and patted Zhao Fangbei dissatisfied: "Your shoulder hurts your stomach!"

"Hold my neck." Zhao Fangbei relied on his strength to prevent Shen Fangnan from falling to the ground, so he changed from carrying to carrying. "how about this?"

"It's much better." Shen Fangnan put down the hand holding Zhao Fangbei, feeling a little strange, and put it on Zhao Fangbei's shoulder again, "Then how can you pull it out?"

Zhao Fangbei continued to talk nonsense: "I am proficient, and..."

Shen Fangnan: "And what?"

"I have long legs."

"..." Shen Fangnan, "I don't have short legs, okay?"

Zhao Fangbei laughed hahaha, neither affirming nor denying.

Shen Fangnan was so angry that he stuffed Zhao Fangbei's neck with a cold hand: "You will freeze to death!"

Zhao Dao couldn't stand it anymore, and interjected: "He has rough skin and thick flesh, so he is not afraid of cold at all."

Shen Fangnan suddenly turned his head and glared at Zhao Dao: "No! Didn't you say that Beibei's neck is afraid of the cold, so you asked me to get him a scarf? Why did you lie to me?"

How could Zhao Dao have thought that Shen Fangnan, who always seemed to be lacking in roots, would be so keen that he would dig a hole and bury himself.Before he could figure out how to fool him, he heard Zhao Fangbei say: "He makes sticks, don't pay attention to him."

Zhao Dao: "???"

The couple hasn't slept yet, and the matchmaker is thrown over the wall? ? ?

Too much!

Zhao Dao was very angry and wanted to break the news: "Uncle, I warn you, don't go too far! Be careful when I say your dark history!"

As a result, before Zhao Fangbei could speak, Shen Fangnan quickly covered his mouth with both hands, and then Shen Fangnan excitedly said to Zhao Dao: "Speak quickly! What black history is there?"

☆、Chapter 29

Zhao Fangbei: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—"

Shen Fangnan covered it too tightly, Zhao Fangbei didn't say a word, but he didn't give up, trying to convey to Zhao Dao with his eyes, "You'd better weigh your fighting power before you speak", "I'm very murderous now" and so on. of.

But Zhao Dao is not only older than Zhao Fangbei, but also more courageous than him.

"When my uncle was in school, he was chased and confessed by a girl from the same school..."

Shen Fangnan's face turned pale—is Zhao Fangbei heterosexual?

"Then he...uh, what then?"

Zhao Fangbei: "Ugh!" Zhao Fangbei wanted to pull Shen Fangnan's hand away, but he was afraid that letting go would cause him to fall, so he had no choice but to bear with Shen Fangnan's clutching hands and darting eyes.

Zhao Dao: "Then he reached out and touched the little girl's crotch, said 'it's empty' and left."

Shen Fangnan tried his best but couldn't think of this kind of story development, and he was totally confused.

"what?"

Shen Fangnan forgot to keep covering Zhao Fangbei's mouth.

"Zhao Dao, you bastard!"

Zhao Fangbei, whose mouth was liberated, immediately gritted his teeth and cursed.He couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Zhao Dao's calf, Zhao Dao could not let him succeed, and easily dodged.An angry Zhao Fangbei chased Zhao Dao behind Shen Fangnan's back.

"You want to hit me behind your back? No way~"

"Screw me! Shout!"

Shen Fangnan regained his composure, and asked again: "But... isn't that a girl?"

Zhao Dao added while running: "Hey, our school uniforms are the same for men and women."

"Oh." Shen Fangnan nodded, but he still felt that it was ridiculous in his heart—too two ratios!How can someone confirm their gender with someone like this!

He really wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of being thrown out by Zhao Fangbei, so he forcibly held back.

The uncles and nephews chased each other in the snow for several times without letting anyone else go. In the end, Shen Fangnan sneezed loudly, and Zhao Fangbei stopped chasing, and walked into the Internet cafe with Shen Fangnan on his back, not forgetting to say harsh words: " There are opportunities to clean you up."

After finishing the harsh words, Zhao Fangbei changed his tone in a second, turned his head and asked Shen Fangnan kindly: "Why don't you tell me if you feel cold?"

Shen Fangnan was looked at by Zhao Dao with teasing eyes, a little embarrassed: "Fortunately, it's not particularly cold."

***

The three of them went to the girl at the bar to turn on the machine, but coincidentally, the girl on duty was still the girl from last time.

The little girl was very good, and when she saw Shen Fangnan on Zhao Fangbei's back, she joked, "Oh, boss, did the lady boss carry it back?"

Shen Fangnan hurriedly patted Zhao Fangbei and told him to put himself down—oh my god, he even forgot that he was still being carried by Zhao Fangbei.

Zhao Fangbei frankly said, "Still working hard."

Little girl: "Boss, come on!"

Zhao Fangbei pulled Shen Fangnan to look for the machine, and waved the card in his hand in response.

On the way to find the machine, Zhao Dao went in two directions with Zhao Fangbei and Shen Fangnan, Shen Fangnan asked strangely: "Hey, Zhao Dao, why are you going that way?"

Zhao Dao turned his head and rolled his eyes on purpose: "What's the matter, the lighting in the Internet cafe is not bright enough? Are you taking my light bulb to light up the whole world?"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Zhao Fangbei: "Hurry up and get out!"

***

Zhao Dao said to roll away, and the speed was very fast. As soon as he started the machine and logged in, Tang Da's avatar consciously lit up, calming Zhao Dao's heart hurt by his uncle and aunt.

Zhao Dao clicked on the dialog box and found that Tang Da had already posted a long series of stand-up comics by himself.

Tang Da: [How is it?What's the situation now?Talk about it!Ouch, where did you go?Come out now!You should not sell my brother! (=°△°|||)>︴】

Zhao Dao: 【Your brother is my aunt now. 】

Tang Da: [You say it again? 】

Zhao Dao: [The South is now my aunt. 】

Tang Da: […]

Tang Da from Hainan couldn't calm down anymore, he stood up in fright, and immediately played the voice for Zhao Dao.

Zhao Dao picked it up: "What's wrong?"

Tang Da: "Are you lying to me again?"

Zhao Dao: "When did I lie to you?"

Tang Da: "..."

Zhao Dao: "Tell me an example. There is a price to be paid for framing someone. Do you know how close they are? They all sleep in the same bed, but..."

Tang Da interrupted him: "Okay, don't say any more, just give me the address, and I'll fly to the northeast tomorrow." Then he cut off his voice.

Zhao Dao sent the address to Tang Da, and also thoughtfully searched for the flight number for him, and provided the current weather guide in Northeast China.After finishing all this, he showed a tricky smile: You told me not to finish, so don't blame me when the time comes~

***

Over there, Shen Fangnan and Zhao Fangbei sat next to each other.

Zhao Fangbei: "On the game to play Cezang?"

Shen Fangnan: "You're still thinking about it!"

Zhao Fangbei turned his head to look at him without speaking, and Shen Fangnan felt a chill running down his spine.

Shen Fangnan: "Don't all Tiances want to fight Cejing?"

Zhao Fangbei answered the words very quickly: "No, I don't want to." It was as firm as an oath.

Shen Fangnan pretended to be stupid and struggled: "The configuration of Ce Jing is quite strong."

Zhao Fangbei pierced it straightforwardly: "Okay, okay, why are you pretending to be stupid, don't you understand what I mean?" Fortunately, the scimitar is not here, otherwise he would definitely vomit blood three liters from his chatting skills.

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Can't answer...

I can't accept this...

It's cold, let it be cold...

Shen Fangnan logged into the game with a dull face, while Zhao Fangbei was still looking at Shen Fangnan persistently, waiting for an answer, Shen Fangnan pretended that he had a good face, and faced Zhao Fangbei's gaze, waiting for the game to load.

As a result, as soon as he went online, Shen Fangnan found that there was a big reward above his head—who offered me a reward?

Not only that, but there was a long list of his secret chat channels.

He was a little curious about how much he would be offered as a reward, so he clicked on the reward interface, planning to let Zhao Fangbei injure his character, and after taking the reward amount, they could split it equally.As a result, just as he was seriously searching for the ID [Southern Second Young Master] from the reward list on the last page, suddenly a group of celebrities rushed up. He had no time to react, and his character had already fallen to the ground.

System prompt: [Southern Second Young Master] was seriously injured within the time limit, and the bounty was lifted. Those knights who successfully completed the bounty can go to the courier to receive the reward.

Zhao Fangbei blurted out a dirty word: "Fuck! Who hit my wife?!"

☆、Chapter 30

After Zhao Fangbei finished cursing, he turned his gaze from the screen to Shen Fangnan's face.Shen Fangnan was calmly letting his character lie on the ground, clicked on the chat plug-in, and checked the secret chat records.

The records are very long, there are familiar IDs, and IDs that have never been known; some people asked him what happened to him, and some people said "you really let me down", "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person", and Someone directly scolded him, scolded him for being shameless, and called him a mistress.

Shen Fangnan took a screenshot of the chat history and threw it in his group of relatives and friends, asking what's going on?

The group of relatives and friends quickly responded, but the relatives and friends who loved fighting and never cared about gossip felt confused, and the relatives and friends who would pay attention to gossip only said that they thought it was a trivial matter, so they didn't mention it to Shen Fangnan.

A screenshot exploded with a group of people, and Shen Fangnan couldn't even read the screen so fast. In the end, Jiluo with two ponytails threw in a link and said: [This is a summary post, let's take a look, I just found it, I Don't take the blame! 】

Shen Fangnan's black line, as for getting rid of the relationship so quickly, but he still said "Thank you, thank you, I don't blame you", and clicked on the link.

Zhao Fangbei looked at Shen Fangnan's actions and reactions, and then looked at Zhao Dao's suggestion - "Comfort his young heart now! Strike while the iron is hot! Sneak in while the iron is hot!", and finally replied with two simple words:

"Intellectually retarded."

Such a matter as big as a fingernail, do you still need his comfort? !

impossible.

Zhao Fangbei asked, "What are you going to do?"

Shen Fangnan: "First understand what happened."

"It must be that bastard again!"

"Not necessarily, let's see first."

Zhao Fangbei was upset, and stared at Shen Fangnan: "Are you still protecting him?"

Not to be outdone, Shen Fangnan also opened his eyes wide: "Who are you insulting?!"

Zhao Fangbei was inexplicably appeased, so he said, "Then I'll watch it with you."

Shen Fangnan said "um", and arranged several posts in chronological order, and then started to read from the earliest one.

Shen Fangnan's brain hurts seeing the messy post bar literary narrative, but he himself failed in Chinese, so he is embarrassed to say anything.Zhao Fangbei, on the other hand, was so upright that he grabbed the mouse and clicked a few posts back and forth, and immediately taunted: "Aren't these landlords annoying? Can't they drink good water before posting? Why do you have to post a post before going to drink?" Drooling back to pick it up?"

Shen Fangnan snatched the mouse back: "Maybe it's the rules of the world. It's the same as the characters in Pili Puppet Show who have to read the poem name when they appear on the stage, and the name of the move in Japanese hot-blooded anime fights."

Zhao Fangbei: "..." God TM rules of the world!

Shen Fangnan clicked back to the first post, and patiently searched for key information from a pile of nonsense. After reading for a long time, he finally saw one.Pointing to the words "a certain military lord", he said to Zhao Fangbei: "Why do I feel that you caused this shit?"

Zhao Fangbei went over to take a look, and opened his mouth to deny: "Impossible! Isn't that scumbag also a military man, don't put other people's shit hats on my head!"

"..." Shen Fangnan said helplessly, "That's called shit pot."

"A meaning."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Retarded!

Although it was said that the scumbag's ex-boyfriend was also a military master, Shen Fangnan felt that this [a certain military master] was referring to Zhao Fangbei who was sitting beside him.

But there were no more clues in the first post, and there was a lot of long-winded talk. In fact, the central idea was just a paragraph:

The heroic player [Second Young Master from the South] on the server of China Telecom's nine districts is a shameless gay guy who pretends to be a woman and loves the sisters of the host, and even travels thousands of miles to send them off.Of course, the love relationship between the sisters of the landlord is [a certain military master].The host's sister was heartbroken, and the host, as a righteous person who can't see the past, came out to post with evidence.

Shen Fangnan rummaged for a long time, looking for the "credible evidence", and saw a few screenshots. In the picture, a beautifully dressed woman hugged a strong man, standing in the fireworks, without ID, and Because the camera is too far away, and the fireworks are too gorgeous, I can't even see the faces and appearance of the characters clearly.

speechless...

What kind of "substantiated evidence" can this be counted?

Shen Fangnan gave up hope for the amount of information in this post, and directly clicked on the second post.

The second post was written by the heroine who "comes out after a thousand calls" in the first post.

The content is... uh... more water!

The post has covered more than 1000 floors, and the host is still recalling the process of her acquaintance with the military master, and the relationship is not even confirmed...

"Ah——" Zhao Fangbei yawned a lot and became impatient, "What are you writing about? Can you come up with something useful? I still don't know who it is..."

"Of course you can't blow up your ID, then it will become a hang-up. Are you playing posting or not, uncle?!"

Zhao Dao's voice suddenly sounded above their heads, startling Shen Fangnan and Zhao Fangbei - they didn't know when he came over.

Zhao Fangbei: "Hey, when did you come here?"

Zhao Dao didn't answer Zhao Fangbei, stretched out his fingers to the screen, and said to Shen Fangnan: "Auntie, click on the next post. This post is a fake heroine. It's here to set the rhythm, and it won't post any useful information."

Shen Fangnan agreed with an "oh", followed Zhao Dao's advice, and clicked on the next post, completely unaware of what Zhao Dao called him just now.But Zhao Fangbei realized it, so he glanced at Shen Fangnan, lowered his head and smiled.

And Shen Fangnan, who was keen, happened to see Zhao Fangbei snickering from the corner of his eyes, and then he realized that he patted his face embarrassedly, trying to cover up poorly.

Poor Zhao Dao, who was doing business, was staring at the post seriously, and didn't notice that the two people below were spilling dog food under his nose, it was too much!

Fortunately, Zhao Dao didn't realize it, otherwise he would have jumped.

"its not right……"

Zhao Dao looked more and more wrong.

The attention of Shen Fangnan and Zhao Fangbei was finally attracted by Zhao Dao.

Zhao Fangbei: "What's wrong?"

Zhao Dao grabbed the mouse, clicked on the first two posts, flipped through them, and quickly switched to the fourth new post... After cutting back and forth for a while, Zhao Dao finally stopped the dizzying movements , concluding the statement: "This seems to be a real thing, not someone making it up..."

Zhao Fangbei: "How to say?"

Zhao Dao: "I looked through these posts, and there are no contradictions or loopholes among them. If it is edited, it is easy to have loopholes, and I read some things, it seems... I am really impressed."

Zhao Fangbei: "What the hell? Do you have an impression?"

Shen Fangnan, like Zhao Fangbei, was confused the whole time and couldn't understand what Zhao Dao was saying.

Zhao Dao sighed, took a look at Shen Fangnan, and then said to Zhao Fangbei seriously: "Uncle, tell me the truth, have you ever done something wrong to my aunt?"

Shen Fangnan:? ? ? ! ! !

Zhao Fangbei: "What the hell?"

The author has something to say: a chapter is missing from the front

☆、Chapter 31

Zhao Dao pointed at the screen: "Look for yourself!"

There was more than half a bag of sunflower seeds on the table, Zhao Fangbei snatched half a handful of sunflower seeds from Shen Fangnan, the old god knocked on the ground: "I don't want to read! I'm a slow reader. You can't be the class representative to summarize ?”

Shen Fangnan: "..." Anyway, Shen Fangnan couldn't get in the way, watching the confrontation between the two uncles and nephews.

Zhao Dao: "To put it simply, you scumbag a girl, and then the dirty water was poured on my aunt, and then someone posted [-] on the post bar."

Zhao Fangbei: "Fart! I've been playing this game for so long, I don't know any girls, I've been playing with a bunch of rough old men all the time, okay?"

Shen Fangnan followed Zhao Fangbei and looked at Zhao Dao.

Zhao Dao: "Are you sure?"

Shen Fangnan followed Zhao Dao to look at Zhao Fangbei.

Zhao Fangbei: "Of course I'm sure! A group of girls with handles, where did they come from?"

Shen Fangnan followed Zhao Fangbei and turned to look at Zhao Dao.

Now Zhao Fangbei couldn't stand it any longer, grabbed Shen Fangnan's head back and looked at himself, and said, "What are you doing? You're shaking your head, what do you think your brain is? Disco Is it a rainbow ball? Or a wiper blade?"

Shen Fangnan: "You are the wiper!"

Zhao Dao asked seriously: "Uncle, do you know Huashui Qichun?"

Zhao Fangbei sneered, and replied: "Your brain is rusty or something, you play together every day, can I not recognize you?"

Zhao Dao said sadly: "Then you still say 'I've been playing this game for so long, I don't know any girls, I've been playing with a bunch of rough old men', huh?"

Zhao Fangbei was so frightened that the melon seeds in his hand dropped: "I! Grass! Isn't paddling water Qichun a grown-up man?!"

Zhao Dao: "Who told you that being a man is a man."

Zhao Fangbei boarded QQ with a look of catastrophe, and frantically swiped water in the group to confirm his gender.

Qichun had just finished taking a shower, and when she picked up her phone, she found a series of Aites. She was startled, but it turned out that Zhao Fangbei, whom she had known for several years, asked her: "Are you a man or a woman?!"

Also swiped the screen!

I was so angry that I didn't even want to type a word, I just yelled: "Listen to my voice, you say I'm a man or a woman?!"

Zhao Fangbei, a tough guy of steel, replied two words: [Male]

Qi Chun didn't say much, and said directly: [You wait for me! 】

Zhao Fangbei also just said: [What are you waiting for? 】

Paddle Qichun: [Go online and beat you! ! ! ! ! ! 】

The number of exclamation points shows his determination, but—

Zhao Fangbei pointed to the screen and said to Zhao Dao: "I remember he couldn't beat me, right?"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Zhao Dao: "Is this the point? Can you reflect on yourself and don't change the subject!"

Shen Fangnan was very tired, and said weakly: "Actually, I don't care..."

Zhao Dao quickly interrupted: "No! You must care!"

Shen Fangnan was miserable, weak and helpless: "..." What the hell...

Zhao Fangbei: "What's that girl's name? What occupation? What level?"

Shen Fangnan: "You asked for the name,