The enemy suddenly gave me a kiss

☆, repeat chapters do not need to read

Everyone heard a very soft and loli voice cleared their throats, and began to tell a love story about the infatuated military master and the second young master in very lingering words.

Luo Liyin said that in the game, the relatives and friends of the military master of the north sold teammates while typing: Hey, I said that the second young man in the south, you are a man and a woman, don't be a monster, the north doesn't like it.

The relatives and friends of the Second Young Master in the opposite side are not good birds, and they also typed: Your northern military master is a man, right?Women save it.

Encouraged by them, Loliyin spoke more vigorously, and privately typed to two relatives and friends: post! !I can make a hot post!My post bar experience!

Luo Liyin's two relatives and friends politely replied with two neat "...".

In the game, the relatives and friends of both sides are still adding to the scene, what are their hobbies, favorite food, work and rest, and they only need to exchange birthday characters. It's like a blind date scene, with seven aunts and eight aunts.

But the Northern Army Master was even more dizzy after hearing this: Who is she talking about?

Finally, this loli voice finished the story and was addicted to it. Others finally got a chance to speak. The northern military master was the first to turn on the microphone, and asked with a strong Northeast accent: "Who are you talking about?" ?”

Loli voice: "It's the Northern Army Lord."

The northern military master was also embarrassed to scold a little girl: "What are you thinking about every day, I'm squatting there to kill him, he is an enemy, do you understand?"

"..."

"..."

YY was dead silent.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Then someone said something: "Since this is the case, what are you talking about, just do it! Hit your fairy, fuck you guys!"

In an instant, everyone in YY was gone, and a group of people in the game started fighting again.

In YY, Loliyin sighed.A sister Yu Yin Kaimai comforted and said: "Adu, look at it, you should make up the post yourself. No way, let Ahua help you."

Loliyin continued to sigh.

In the game, the friends and relatives of the military master from the north and the second young master from the south fought in full swing.

Since then, the military master of the north and the second young master of the south have fought against each other.

The relatives and friends of the second young master in the south stopped eating chicken, and they fought with the people from the northern army every day.

Through the spread of the three passers-by, everyone in the server knows the stories of these two groups of people, so they don’t get involved when they meet, especially when they find that they fight well with each other, and there is no room for others to intervene if they want to help (?).

However, the situation became more and more serious, and the relatives and friends on both sides did not steam the steamed buns to fight for breath, and the world turned pale.

The second young master in the south felt that this was not going to work, so he went to the military master of the north in private: Brother, let's just do it, the relatives and friends on both sides are quite tired

When typing the word "exhausted", the Second Young Master of the South felt a little guilty when he heard the passionate roar in YY.In fact, what he thinks in his heart is that the northern military master is quite upright, and they should settle their affairs, and don't mix up relatives and friends, and recently, seeing that the two sides are fighting, it feels like they can actually play together .So the second young master in the south had the idea of ​​meeting each other and laughing at each other.

Taking advantage of the resurrection time, the northern military master replied to him: How do you want to be straightforward?Offline real person PK?

Southern Second Young Master: ...

He was almost desperate, what kind of brain circuit is this old man? !

It could have been fine last time, but I have to say that the two sides are enemies.

Could it be a militant?

The second young man in the south tapped his fingers on the keyboard, not knowing what to say, but the military master from the north sent a private chat first: You decide the place and time, I am in XX City, XX Province

Southern Second Young Master: ...

He also became bloody.

Okay, real people PK is real people PK, whoever dares is not a man!

Southern Second Young Master: Then this weekend, I will fly over to find you, and you can send me your address and phone number!

The northern military master really sent it over.

The second young master in the south looked at the string of messages and thought, this brother is really big enough, isn't he afraid that I will send him shit, or write him on a pornographic website?

But he was really not that wicked, and then went to buy a plane ticket.

The northern military master is really in the north, and it is in the northeast.The second young master in the south is really in the south, especially the one in the south.

After buying the ticket, the Second Young Master of the South told the Northern Army Lord his flight number.

Lord of the Northern Army: Alright, I will pick up the plane when the time comes

Southern Second Young Master: Yes

Lord of the Northern Army: By the way, my temperature has dropped recently, you should wear more

The second young master in the south said yes, and then felt that something was not right.But seeing that the northern military master had started fighting again, he didn't think much about it.

***

It was the weekend in a few days, and the Second Young Master of the South boarded the plane. Before taking off, he sent him a text message according to the instructions of the Northern Army Master.

Oh, before leaving, his parents asked him, "What are you doing in the Northeast?"

The second young man in the south faltered for a long time, thinking that if he said to meet his enemy, his father would definitely break his leg, so he said, "Go to see a friend."

His dad: "What friend? Boyfriend?"

The Southern Second Young Master, who was drinking water to cover up, almost sprayed his father with water, "No! Just an ordinary friend."

His father looked at him for a while, said: "Oh." and left.

Speaking of Nan Er Shao on the plane, his journey was a bit unfortunate, because of the turbulence, so the bumps were severe, Nan Er Shao was more delicate, so he became airsick, and dizzy badly.When I got off the plane, I couldn't even stand still.

He vomited until he passed out.After getting off the plane, I barely sent a text message to the northern military master, and he arrived.

The phone rang.

The Second Young Master from the South: "Hello?"

Lord of the Northern Army: "It's me."

"Oh." Nanfang Second Young Master supported the wall.

Northern Army Lord: "Where are you with?"

Southern Second Young Master: "I..."

☆、Chapter 3

Shen Fangnan felt that "the sky was getting dark" before "I" figured out why.

Suddenly there was another person in front of him.

As soon as he looked up, he found a tall and strong man with a phone lowered, lowered his head... looking at him.

Shen Fangnan was so angry!

Thinking of him, a Hainanese with a height of 1.7 meters and [-] meters, he was born and raised in Hainan, and he is the best in Hainan. He has never been looked down upon by the Chinese before!

"you?"

"I……"

Don't get me wrong, Shen Fangnan is hypocritical, not cowardly. He has been bumping on the plane for so long, let alone a tall man in front of him, even a petite girl, he can't handle it.

"Okay, it's you."

That's right, the tall man in front of him is Zhao Fangbei.

The elder brother grabbed Shen Fangnan by the collar and lifted him up.

Zhao Fangbei is 1.9 meters seven, Shen Fangnan is 1.7 meters nine.Zhao Fangbei was still wearing high boots with not-short heels, while Shen Fangnan was wearing small flat shoes, which abruptly opened up the height difference by another five centimeters.

angry!

Shen Fangnan was carried, staring at Zhao Fangbei's shoes, feeling upset.

"Oh, so thin."

"I'm thin and weak, you X!" Shen Fangnan scolded listlessly, "Put me down!"

Zhao Fangbei "hmm" for a moment, then shook Shen Fangnan with his hands, and put it down. After a while, he added: "It's really thin."

"I XX you XX! X you [beep——] mother!" Shen Fangnan stood on tiptoe, pointed at Zhao Fangbei and cursed.

At this time, a woman as tall as Zhao Fangbei suddenly appeared from behind Zhao Fangbei, holding an electric mosquito swatter in her hand and a lollipop in her mouth, and asked imposingly: "Who wants to fuck me? Beep——] Mom?"

Shen Fangnan was immediately discouraged, and said in a low voice, "No one..."

Zhao Fangbei pointed to the person behind him and said, "My sister."

"North, do you know him?" asked the tall woman behind Zhao Fangbei.

"How can you bring a helper?!" Shen Fangnan was filled with righteous indignation, and he still didn't forget to complain about Zhao Fangbei's nickname, which was called Beibei—but in fact, as a person whose nickname is Nanfang, he is not qualified to complain about Zhao Fangbei north.

Sister Beibei interjected: "What wrench? There may only be a screwdriver on the car."

Zhao Fangbei: "I didn't talk about that stuff, go where you are."

"Why are you talking to your sister!" The northern sister put the electric mosquito swatter on Zhao Fangbei's neck.

The two walked out while arguing, and Shen Fangnan followed behind listlessly, and walked out of the envelope of the heater so slowly.

Shen Fangnan listened to the quarrel between the two of them, and shiveringly took out his mobile phone, looking for the nearest flight back to Hainan - if he didn't leave, he might have to say that he was in the Northeast...

Because of Zhao Fangbei's kind reminder, Shen Fangnan put on the thickest clothes, the thickest socks, the thickest pants, and the thickest shoes in his life, but when he landed, he was as cold as a husky.

It's a pity that Hainan is too far away from the northeast, and it is absolutely impossible to go back today. It took him five or six hours to fly here.

what……

despair.

Shen Fang Nansheng has nothing to love.

"Didn't I ask you to wear more?"

Zhao Fangbei walked over, he seemed to have finished arguing with his sister, and he didn't know whether the winner was decided, Shen Fangnan didn't pay attention.

Shen Fangnan sniffed his nose, "Ghost knew it would be so cold! I've never seen a temperature below [-] since I grew up!"

Zhao Fangbei: "The lowest temperature of the air conditioner is still [-]..."

Shen Fangnan: "You don't care about me! Don't say these things are useless, hurry up, I'll go home after I'm done, and I'll freeze to death."

Zhao Fangbei was also helpless, he must have been angry at first, but seeing Shen Fangnan languid, he was a whole head shorter than him, so he was too embarrassed to do anything!

"Really fight?" Zhao Fangbei asked.

Before Shen Fangnan's brain was frozen, he said, "Let's go online and fight."

"Row."

Zhao Fangbei took Shen Fangnan to find an Internet cafe nearby, and the two sat down.

"Would you like some wine?"

Shen Fangnan immediately became vigilant: "What do you want to do?"

"What do you want, drink something warm!" Zhao Fangbei called the network administrator to bring some hot drinks, and put it in front of Shen Fangnan, "Okay, drink this." Li pulled a few out for him and threw them on the table.

Seeing Zhao Fangbei holding a popsicle in his mouth, Shen Fangnan was trembling, and quickly drank a hot mouthful to suppress his shock.

Zhao Fangbei murmured in his heart: This person looks calm on the Internet, why does he look like a child now, he must not have mistaken him, right? !

Shen Fangnan was very regretful: I said before that Zhao Fangbei had a big heart, but it was obviously my heart, and this wave of mine is just to give away someone's head!

Moreover, Shen Fangnan didn't tell anyone about their meeting, he planned to settle it privately, and then tell relatives and friends, what's the matter?This is great, if he is hacked here, no one will know.

Sorry!

"How to fight?" Zhao Fangbei asked after logging into the game.

Shen Fangnan's mind hadn't turned around yet, he felt that he was a little too impulsive, why did his blood surge up at that time, and he did something like meeting a netizen?

Zhao Fangbei hadn't waited for Shen Fangnan's reply, instead, his relatives and friends came to greet him first: North, didn't you say you were going to see Nanfang?Has anyone seen it?Have a fight?

As soon as Shen Fangnan came back to his senses, he saw Zhao Fangbei typing and replying to his relatives and friends: Yes, I didn't do anything, I was preparing to

"Damn it?! You told your relatives and friends?! Why did you tell your relatives and friends? Didn't you agree that the two of us would settle it?" Shen Fangnan was very angry—seeing enemies offline!If this kind of thing gets out, where will he save his face?

Zhao Fangbei replied calmly: "There is nothing I can't say."Besides, you never said you couldn't tell. "

"Didn't I say it?"

"I didn't say it."

Zhao Fangbei took out his phone, flipped through it, and showed Shen Fangnan a screenshot.

Grass.

Shen Fangnan covered his face.

"Didn't you say go online to fight? Go online." Zhao Fangbei urged.

Shen Fangnan is really hard to get off, and he really doesn't want to go online. You know, these days, his group of relatives and friends and Zhao Fangbei's group of relatives and friends have long been familiar with each other. up.Now that Zhao Fangbei told his group of relatives and friends, that was equivalent to telling Shen Fangnan's group of relatives and friends.

He went online in a tangled state, and sure enough, he received a long line of secret chats:

South, have you gone to meet the North? ——This is relatively normal.

Fuck the south, did you secretly go to see the north? ——This is a brain pit.

Melon rind south, did you send it to the north thousands of miles away? ! — This is crazy.

……

……

Shen Fangnan ignored these secret chats, and directly said to Zhao Fangbei: "Let's go, plant the flag?"

Zhao Fangbei looked surprised: "Put up the flag? You put up the flag when everyone is here?"

"Otherwise, what do you want to intervene?" Shen Fangnan frowned, felt that something was wrong after speaking, and said, "Otherwise, what do you want to do?"

Zhao Fangbei turned to look at him: "..."

Shen Fangnan was watched calmly: "..."

Zhao Fangbei: "..."

Shen Fangnan: "I'll see you in the field. Or Qutang Gorge."

Zhao Fangbei replied "Oh", and while operating the character to fly to the map of Qutang Gorge, he thought: Is he talking dirty to me?

Shen Fangnan: "Have you arrived yet?"

Zhao Fangbei: "Here we are."

Shen Fangnan wondered, "Where is the man?"

Before he finished speaking, he turned the camera and saw a huge crowd of people with red names, green names, and yellow names.

What the hell? !

Shen Fangnan pushed Zhao Fangbei, and pointed at the screen for him to watch.

"Hey, hey, don't push it, the popsicle is about to fall, I saw it, I saw it. I didn't ask for help."

"That is how the matter?"

Zhao Fangbei also scratched his head, "Who knows."

Shen Fangnan had a flash of inspiration, clicked on the faction channel, read a few, and couldn't help but get dark——

Poison Sister: The villainous and infatuated military master has finally achieved a positive result with the Gao Lenghaoqi second young master, everyone, come to Qutang Gorge to witness this historic moment! #rose#rose#rose

That's it, it's swiping the screen on the Haoqi camp channel.

Shen Fangnan quickly snatched Zhao Fangbei's mouse, and clicked on his villain's faction channel, good guy, he is also browsing!

"How to do?"

Zhao Fangbei: "What should I do? Disband after the fight."

Shen Fangnan thought it made sense.

So the two started fighting, you come and go, each has its own outcome.

The relatives and friends on both sides watched the two of them fight and followed suit, trying to get some material out of their mouths while beating.

Qi Chun, a relative and friend in the north, pressed Liuhe, asked the character to read the note by himself, and asked while typing: North, is the south not as tall as you?

Bing Xin, a relative and friend in the south, pushed out Tuan Qichun, a relative and friend in the north, with a sword shadow: Do you still want to paddle in front of me?It must be our southern high!

……

Zhao Fangbei and Shen Fangnan simply ignored them and concentrated on fighting.

However, this does not affect the gossip enthusiasm of the relatives and friends on both sides.

And this group of people, obviously asking their relatives and friends, insisted on posting white text in the near chat channel, but the result is good, everyone passing by has seen it!

Originally, Shen Fangnan thought that when the fight was over, the onlookers would know and retreat. Unexpectedly, after he finished the fight, World Channel would have already started to serialize the story of the two of them.

who did it!

The most frightening thing is that passers-by on the World Channel are still rejoicing: If eight please deep eight, the world does not have enough posts.

……Grass.

Just as Shen Fangnan was about to type something back, Zhao Fangbei slammed a popsicle and asked him, "Where do you live tonight?"

☆、Chapter 4

After being asked by Zhao Fangbei, Shen Fangnan's excitement just now cooled down. He looked at the time: it was almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night!

As soon as he was stimulated by this number, the feeling of dizziness before came back, and he was still a little hungry.

"Is there anything to eat here?"

Zhao Fangbei: "Let's ask the network administrator for some instant noodles."

Shen Fangnan frowned, hesitating between starving to death or being picky - he hated instant noodles very much.

"Okay." Shen Fangnan finally succumbed to hunger.

After soaking the noodles, Zhao Fangbei ate it with a sigh of relief.

Shen Fangnan looked at him, his eyes full of sympathy: How poor his family is, his heart hurts, he hastened to mediate and stop fighting, otherwise he would have to repair expensive equipment.

While eating instant noodles with disgust, Shen Fangnan recalled: Zhao Fangbei’s account bought a lot of looks, such as red hair, green cloak, flowered clothes, and the most terrible thing is that he also used red hair to match the big girl who looked like a big girl. Green mantle of cabbage.

Ugly.

This taste is really shocking.

Could it be that he just wants to buy appearance, so he can't get enough to eat every day?

Alas, Shen Fangnan sighed leisurely in his heart, what's the point, what's the point, vanity comparison!What's the point of spending so much money in a virtual world?Better to have a good meal in reality.

Thinking in this way, Shen Fangnan turned the camera of his character, admiring his second young master's hairstyle worth several thousand and the clothes and cloak worth over ten thousand.

Flashy, all flashy.

He gave his Second Young Master another luminous title.

"Why are you eating so slowly?"

Zhao Fangbei leaned his head over to take a look, and found that Shen Fangnan hadn't eaten a few mouthfuls while fiddling with the fork, and his own bucket of noodles and soup had bottomed out.

Shen Fangnan turned his head and glanced at Zhao Fangbei, feeling that his eyes were full of desire for the instant noodles in his hand, sighed calmly, then raised his hand and called to the network administrator: "A44 Soak two more buckets of noodles, please be different." Taste!"

"Good Le!"

After listening to the network administrator's response, Shen Fangnan turned back to Zhao Fangbei, and said softly, "Order some more if you're not full, it's enough, ah."

Zhao Fangbei: "..." Is he out of his mind?

The bucket noodles came out soon, and Shen Fangnan generously pushed them to Zhao Fangbei: "Eat."

Zhao Fangbei: "..." I really want to beat this kid up.

But Zhao Fangbei was really hungry, so he scooped up the bucket of noodles and continued to eat with a wheeze.

While eating, Zhao Fangbei also said to Shen Fangnan: "Aren't you hungry? Are you unable to finish eating?"

Shen Fangnan protected his bucket of noodles, and looked at Zhao Fangbei with horror on his face: "You want to eat what I have eaten?! You are too heavy mouthed! We are still on the other party's enemy list!"

Zhao Fangbei: "..."

If it weren't for seeing that he didn't bring any luggage, I'd throw bucket noodles on his head right now, it's such a barren thing...

Shen Fangnan confirmed the look in Zhao Fangbei's eyes, and felt that there was only murderous intent in it, and no desire, so he continued to eat noodles one bite at a time, not forgetting to think about Zhao Fangbei's family situation and his own handsomeness, two important things. Son.

His family must be very poor, hey, I will secretly settle the money from the Internet cafe in a while.

Because Shen Fangnan really hates eating instant noodles, he can't help but lose his mind after taking a bite, such as looking at his own account——

Hey, I'm so handsome... so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

How can he have such bad taste?Shen Fangnan took a sneak peek, well, his clothes are also very dirty.It must be because I am poor, so I have never been exposed to fashion.Shen Fangnan felt more sympathetic to Zhao Fangbei.

"Are you eating noodles? Or are you counting noodles?" Zhao Fangbei asked suddenly, dragging Shen Fangnan back to reality.

As soon as Shen Fangnan turned his head, he saw Zhao Fangbei propped his chin, staring at him impatiently, staring at him with Master Jun, and three noodle buckets stacked together.

"You you you, you finished eating?"

Zhao Fangbei: "Nonsense, how much can there be in a bucket of instant noodles? Hurry up, find a place to stay after eating, and I'll go home for dinner."

Shen Fangnan was shocked: "You still eat after eating three buckets of noodles?!"

Zhao Fangbei: "What can three barrels of noodles do? It's as if you haven't eaten. Look at you, you're as skinny as a dick. No wonder you're playing Tibetan sword..."

Shen Fangnan rose up against the case, pointed at Zhao Fangbei and cursed: "You can scold me, but it's too much for you to scold me for my game career!"

Seeing that he stood up, Zhao Fangbei also stood up abruptly: "Why, do you want to fight?"

Shen Fangnan looked up at Zhao Fangbei for a while, felt his neck was a little tired, and sat down again.

"I haven't finished my noodles yet."

Shen Fangnan lowered his head to eat the noodles.

Seeing that he was eating slowly, Zhao Fangbei was really impatient, so he said, "I'll get some water." Then he got up and left.

After taking two bites, Shen Fangnan suddenly remembered, opportunity, Zhao Fangbei went to the bathroom, and he just took the opportunity to settle the bill.Immediately doing what he said, Shen Fangnan rushed to the front desk and said to the little girl at the front desk: "Check out! A44 and A43."

The little girl shifted her gaze from the phone to Shen Fangnan's face: "You two haven't gotten off the plane yet."

Shen Fangnan: "Just wait half an hour before you get off the computer. If there is more, you will not be refunded. If there is less, I will make up for it."

"Okay." The little girl looked it up, then raised her head and asked, "What number did you say?"

"A44 and A43."

The little girl lowered her head and continued to play with her mobile phone, and waved her hand at him: "There is no need to tie these two."

Shen Fangnan didn't understand: "Why? Someone has already married."

The little girl looked up at him strangely.

Shen Fangnan looked at the little girl in puzzlement.

After a while, the little girl said, "Yes."

Shen Fangnan was confused, so he had to scratch his head and go back to his seat, then ate instant noodles, after two mouthfuls, Zhao Fangbei came back.

"Damn it, just these two mouthfuls of noodles, you poked and poked them for hours, and you still haven't finished eating, are you going to embroider with them?" Zhao Fangbei leaned on the table with one hand, and stared at Shen Fangnan. It seems that I really want to see this bucket of noodles just like that.

"I won't eat, I can't eat anymore."

Zhao Fangbei: "..." I'm convinced.

Shen Fangnan: "Let's go."

Zhao Fangbei: "How do you solve it at night?"

Shen Fangnan: "Find a hotel near me, get some sleep, and go home tomorrow."

Zhao Fangbei frowned for a while, and finally said: "It's all right, then I'm going home."

"Hey wait!" Shen Fangnan suddenly stopped him.

"What?"

"Is that the case between the two of us?"

Before Zhao Fangbei could answer, he heard a high-pitched female voice cut in: "Ding? Ding what? Our family is not so casual, even the parents have never seen Dingsha!"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

Zhao Fangbei: "Why are you messing with this!"

Sister Beibei: "Why did I meddle?! Ah, I don't meddle, are you a scumbag?"

Shen Fangnan was speechless: "...well, I'm a man."

The northern sister was shocked: "A man! He is so short?"

"I'm short! It's because you are too tall!" Shen Fangnan was furious. The 1.7-meter-nine man had never been wronged like this.

But the northern sister ignored Shen Fangnan's protest, but took her younger brother to the side for a few steps, and then tried very hard to lower her loud voice, but still said very loudly: "Brother, I don't think this is okay, too You’re short, so why don’t you find someone with a height of 1.8 meters? Otherwise, it will take a lot of effort to make a boo, and when you bend over all the time, what should you do if you have a protruding disc in your waist?”

Shen Fangnan really had mixed feelings in his heart: it was the first time in his life that he hated his height by a centimeter, and what was even more hated was that he didn't know why he was dissatisfied...

☆、Chapter 5

How to explain the relationship between the two of them to Sister Beibei?

Shen Fangnan was caught in a tangle, saying "we are the enemies of the game", isn't it a bit too mentally retarded?

Then he heard Zhao Fangbei say to his sister: "We are enemies of the game."

Shen Fangnan: "..." T... M... D...

His sister picked up the electric mosquito swatter again: "Why, let's fight?"

Zhao Fangbei pressed his sister's hand down: "It's over."

His sister walked around the two of them and asked, "Now that you're making an offline appointment, you're still pretending to fight? There's no trace on the two of you..."

Shen Fangnan raised a question mark: "Traces? What traces?"

Zhao Fangbei glanced at Shen Fangnan with a constipated face, and said to his sister, "It was called online."

His sister immediately showed a look of disgust: "Look at you, people have sent you to the door, and you still go online to fight. Just such a chicken-like character, can scare you?"

Shen Fangnan heard the veins on his forehead twitch: I have confirmed the metaphor, dear brother!

He was still evaluating the difference in combat power between himself and his sister, whether it was enough for him to risk his life to fight and keep the dignity of a tall man in the south, Zhao Fangbei said: "I can't bully the small with the big, just look at him White, like a little girl."

His sister unexpectedly echoed "That's right" in agreement, and then told Shen Fangnan: "Next time make an appointment with someone."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Grass.

OK, nothing more to say.

solve?Shit!Go back and do it!

Shen Fangnan waved at his siblings, turned his head and left.

He had already made up his mind, when he returned, he would strengthen the guild, strengthen the group of relatives and friends, and kill Zhao Fangbei to death!

Fuck it!

Seeing him go, Zhao Fangbei took his elder sister into the car and prepared to go home for dinner.

He is still hungry.

***

Northeast Street was covered with snow, and Shen Fangnan was so cold that he couldn't feel his feet.

After Shen Fangnan walked a few steps, a car followed behind him.He was taken aback: Fuck, I've heard that there is a gangster here before, is it true?

"Bah-ah-"

The car honked its horn, and the driver rolled down the window. It turned out to be Zhao Fangbei.

"Where are you going? I'll take you there."

Shen Fangnan was vigilant: "Why are you so kind?"

Zhao Fangbei: "You come here by plane to find me to PK with real people offline. You can't let the weather kill you first without me doing it, right? Where can I save my face?"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

In the end, Shen Fangnan got into the car because it was too cold.

The car Zhao Fangbei drives is a Land Rover, which is very spacious, and his sister sits in the passenger seat.Shen Fangnan sat in the back row, thinking about the origin of this car.

After experiencing the trip to the Internet cafe, Shen Fangnan has firmly believed that his analysis of Zhao Fangbei's family situation is accurate and in place, so now Shen Fangnan reckons that Zhao Fangbei must have borrowed this car.

O vanity!

However, Shen Fangnan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this behavior, after all, seeing an enemy is worse than going on a blind date to lose face.

"Where are you going?" Zhao Fangbei, the driver, asked.

His sister asked, "Where are you sending the person? Why don't you take him home?"

Shen Fangnan repeatedly refused: "No need, no need, it's too troublesome."

His sister didn't care and waved her hand at the rearview mirror: "If there's any trouble, don't bother. It's a hot bed anyway. You just need to sit with him."

Shen Fangnan didn't know why, but was stimulated by the words "hot kang head", and his mind was full of cycles "wife and child are hot kang head"...

Zhao Fangbei was speechless: "Old sister, please figure it out, I didn't tell you, he is my enemy."

His sister rolled her eyes and sneered disdainfully, "Oh, enemy, enemy specially abducted him back and sent him to the hotel."

Zhao Fangbei: "Hey!"

Shen Fangnan: "..."

His sister: "Okay, okay, send it to the hotel. The young people nowadays are really incomprehensible."

Zhao Fangbei: "What the hell are you older than me by less than half an hour! What kind of old cadre are you pretending to be?"

His sister didn't say much, and raised the electric mosquito swatter in her hand.

Zhao Fangbei's hand on the steering wheel slipped, and the car floated.

Shen Fangnan was so frightened that he quickly smoothed things over: "All right, all right. Put it down, let it go, I'm a young man."

His sister praised from the co-pilot: "The guy is good."

Shen Fangnan: "..." I don't want this kind of praise.

***

In order to live a long life, Shen Fangnan quickly took out his mobile phone and searched for nearby hotels, he didn't pick any star ratings, he quickly found a chain to make do with.After confirming, he handed the phone to Zhao Fangbei and said, "Go to this place."

Zhao Fangbei glanced at it, then slammed on the brakes.

Shen Fangnan was unprepared, and rushed straight forward, his hands on the back of the chair were useless, and he was about to hit the windshield, so scared that he yelled: "Hey!"

Zhao Fangbei pushed Shen Fangnan back to the back row with his backhand.

Shen Fangnan howled, "Why are you braking so suddenly?", covering his stomach that was pressed by Zhao Fangbei's hand, hissing: How strong is this man's hands...

Zhao Fangbei: "This is right next door, you go back 20 meters."

Shen Fangnan let out an "oh", opened the car door and went down. Before getting out of the car, he did not forget to bid farewell to Zhao Fangbei and siblings in a very friendly way: "See you next time!"

Who knew that Zhao Fangbei replied: "You still want to come to make an appointment?"

Shen Fangnan: "...I was wrong, politely, pretend you didn't hear me."

His sister slapped Zhao Fangbei on the back of the head: "Can you talk, bastard! It's alright, hurry up, remember to bring someone with you next time you come!"

Shen Fangnan was terrified: This eldest sister hasn't forgotten about the gang fight...

***

Shen Fangnan arrived at the hotel and got a room. He didn't sleep well that night.

It may be that the experience during the day was too rich, and I had a bunch of weird dreams in a mess, like he was two heads taller than Zhao Fangbei, looking down at Zhao Fangbei, and Zhao Fangbei had cervical spondylitis when he looked at him. ; and what about Zhao Fangbei forcing him to eat instant noodles, and throwing him into the noodle soup to soak if he didn't eat;

When the alarm clock rang in the morning, Shen Fangnan was still struggling to survive in his dream.

So after opening his eyes, Shen Fangnan only had four words in his mind, "There is nothing to love in life".But in order to return to Hainan as soon as possible, Shen Fangnan struggled to get up, ready to catch the plane.

Sitting in the airport waiting room, Shen Fangnan suddenly received a text message from Zhao Fangbei: "Let me know when the plane landed safely."

Shen Fangnan: "..." Something must be wrong!

But before he figured out what was wrong, Shen Fangnan received another text message, still from Zhao Fangbei: "I'm going to Hainan next month."

what? !

Why did he go to Hainan?

Shen Fangnan was so frightened that he almost didn't hold the phone.

The author has something to say: always forget to update Jinjiang

☆、Chapter 6

Shen Fangnan forgot Zhao Fangbei's two text messages as soon as he boarded the plane.So it's not surprising that when he got home, he would receive a call from Zhao Fangbei... I guess.

No wonder!

Shen Fangnan was puzzled, ah, the two of them are enemies, the stickiness on the phone almost caught up with his mother.

This is what Zhao Fangbei said on the phone: "Hey, are you home yet?"

"arrive."

Zhao Fangbei: "Why didn't you call me when you got home, didn't you tell me to call me?"

Shen Fangnan must have heard this question. In fact, he really wanted to answer: "Why should I call you? Who are you! Your number is still on my list of enemies!"

But he didn't.

In fact, he replied: "I forgot."

Zhao Fangbei: "Why don't you forget your brain? You forgot to tell me I'm safe? It's fine, it's fine if you're not dead."

Just such a sentence with a gun and a stick mixed with such a little bit of worry is like an old godmother in a pile of shit.

When you eat it in your mouth, there are mixed flavors!

But before Shen Fangnan could organize his words, he heard Zhao Fangbei say, "Don't do this next time, hang up." Then there was only a beep.

Oh!

Shen Fangnan was a little angry: Zhao Fangbei was angry at being robbed of his darts at the beginning, and then squatted down every day (although it is said), he kindly planned to laugh away his grievances, and developed into flying to the other party's city to meet offline, which is already stupid enough That's right, in the end, Zhao Fangbei ran on her for two days!

Oh, next time?No next time!

Shen Fangnan didn't catch up on sleep anymore, and turned on the computer angrily—to wipe out all grievances?No, keep playing!

While waiting to turn it on, Shen Fangnan took out his phone again: No, I'm online, but what's the use if Zhao Fangbei isn't online?I heard him call just now, it seems that he is outside?Why don't you give him a call to confirm, otherwise it will be boring.

Shen Fangnan brought up the dialing interface and pressed the dial button. Just as he was about to regret it and hung up, he found that the call had already been connected.

"Hello? What's the matter?" said Zhao Fangbei over there.

Shen Fangnan: "..."

"If you don't speak, I'll hang up."

Shen Fangnan thought for a while: "What are you doing?"

Zhao Fangbei: "Oh, you're almost done!"

Shen Fangnan: "????" What's wrong with me?

Zhao Fangbei: "Let's play by myself, I don't have time to call you today, so I hung up."

Shen Fangnan looked at the phone interface after hanging up, and suddenly felt like a peerless and invincible villain—ah, I am a smart, wise, handsome, serious, tall, rich, handsome, very tall, rich and handsome, how did I live these two days Like a mentally retarded?

He needs to reflect on himself.

Shen Fangnan turned off the computer, lost the phone, lay down on the bed, and let himself go.In the end, before I reflected for a few seconds, my mind started racing again: If this is in the anime, will I be called OOC in the past two days?

After thinking about it, Shen Fangnan fell asleep until he was woken up by the phone.

Shen Fangnan touched the phone: it was Zhao Fangbei.

He turned over and said in a daze, "Hello?"

Zhao Fangbei: "Are you sleeping?"

Shen Fangnan yawned: "Well, I didn't sleep well the past two days."

Zhao Fangbei: "That's fine, you go to sleep, I'll tell them not to fight."

Shen Fangnan was still in a daze, so he answered "OK", put down his phone and went back to sleep.

woohoo...

He hadn't slept for half an hour, and suddenly woke up with a jolt, then sat up, and called Zhao Fangbei: "Who did you just tell to stop beating?!"

Zhao Fangbei: "Who else, of course your relatives and friends and my relatives and friends."

Shen Fangnan was so frightened that he didn't hold the phone steady, so he climbed out of the big bed on all fours, rushed to the computer and turned it on, and before the computer was turned on, he received a series of QQ reminders on his phone. If it wasn't for the good phone, he would definitely be paralyzed.

Shen Fangnan spent a long time building his mind, but he still didn't open QQ on his mobile phone. He waited for the computer to open and clicked on a row of conversations.

[South, what's going on with you and the North? 】

【south! ! ! ! !Are you with the North? 】

【Did you sleep next to the north in the south? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

……

Shen Fangnan felt that he needed to change a group of relatives and friends. In Zhao Fangbei's words: "What do you think about every day!"

But he didn't know that, in fact, he really couldn't blame his relatives and friends for this matter.

***

Time back to a few 10 minutes ago.

It is still the familiar old place Qutang Gorge.

The two groups of relatives and friends huddled together as if there was no one else around. Outside the attack range, there were a few people who were full and had nothing to do to watch the excitement. up.

The channels of both camps and the world channel began to screen and broadcast:

[The 57th team battle in the north and the south is on the beach under the Qutang Gorge running business road, come and see it soon! #呀#呀#呀】

After a while, the number of onlookers increased by a dozen.

They stood outside the attack range, while watching a movie, while typing and chatting on the near chat channel.

The sharp-eyed poisonous sister suddenly asked: Hey!Why is Shen Fangnan not here today?

Someone looked around and echoed: It really is!Where did one of the leading men go?

The enthusiastic melon eaters posted Shen Fangnan's relatives and friends ID, swiping the screen to ask.

Xiuluo suddenly added: Is Zhao Fangbei hanging up the phone? Why is he motionless?

The melon-eaters asked the same question: Yes, I didn’t even fight back when I was beaten, and I died just now without handing in any skills.

Poison Sister joked with her ID: [Zhao Fangbei] Are you passively sabotaging your work because Shen Fangnan is not here?

There was a long row of people eating melons "hahahahaha".

They usually watch quietly and entertain themselves, but they didn't expect to get a reply this time——

Zhao Fangbei moved suddenly, and then posted a line on the near chat channel: He is sleeping, don't call today.

What's worse, he went offline after saying this.

wow——

The groups of relatives and friends on both sides and the people who eat melons all exploded.

Du Jie immediately took a screenshot with quick eyes and hands, and then put it in her post that has already been posted to the 2000+ floor.

Xiuluo refreshed the post, and said leisurely in YY: "A Du, one day we will become popular in this country, and it will be your credit.