escape with little monsters
Chapter 31
Xue Qiao and Yun Qianqian were woken up from their dreams by Xiang Jia, and Xiang Jia was very considerate and didn't let the diligent puppet go up to call the two little friends, otherwise the two of them would not be sleepy and talk about morning, but would burst into screams directly. called.
With Yunqianqian in his left hand and Xue Qiao who is even more childish than Yunqianqian in his right hand, Xiang Jia took his two chicks out of the carriage like a mother bird, and took the little crystal house handed to him by the puppet.
The puppet is still aggrieved, but it looks like it is very important to the task: "Distinguished guests, please take your real estate certificates. The village chief said that the best location in the village is the residence of the guests. Guests can use the real estate card to occupy the house."
Xiang Jiayi said, "There is still a village chief here?"
The puppet looked at Jia suspiciously: "There are village chiefs in the village? Is there no village chief in the human world?"
Xiang Jia choked, and could only nod: "Yes, yes."
"That's right." The puppet turned its head very proudly: "We understand your human rules. In a human village, there must be a village chief, as well as houses, fountains, sculptures, grocery stores, temples, forging houses... ..."
Xiang Jia: ……………
You guys know shitty human rules!
Xiang Jia, who had nothing to complain about, froze his face, and really didn't want to know what the "human rules" were in the eyes of these monsters.
The puppet made a cautious proposal, and there was actually a bit of anticipation in the non-glossy eyes: "The guests are entering the village for the first time, do you want me to show you the way to your home?"
Xiang Jia looked at the side, Hong Ze and the others on the other side had already formed a team and dispersed, and each team had puppets dancing in front of them. Xiang Jiamian ignored the past without changing his face.
After thinking for a while, Xiang Jia could only sigh: "Then trouble this... this..."
What is this?monster?
Seeming to see Xiang Jia's embarrassment, the puppet directly raised its chest and raised its head: "Based on your human standards, we are called NPCs! I am the leading NPC in the village! Number 65462349676137!"
Xiang Jia: ……………
Xiang Jia and Xue Qiaoyun Qianqian looked at each other, and finally decided not to discuss common sense with these strange monsters anymore.
Mad and their common sense has been eroded by the game!
However, Xiang Jia couldn't bear his curiosity and asked, "Do you monsters also speak Chinese?" Mandarin is pretty standard, right?
The puppet led the three of them forward, and nodded vigorously when they heard the words, seeming very proud: "We understand your human rules, all our NPCs are elite monsters that have been infused with souls, we must give the best to our distinguished guests. Excellent service experience, so that guests can enjoy the best treatment outside the game!"
Xiang Jia continued to ask: "Then about the game..."
The puppet immediately covered its mouth: "Guest, don't spoil the game, otherwise I will be fired!"
After a pause, Xiang Jia could only change the subject: "Then do you know the criteria for becoming a 'bound human being'..."
"Xiang Jia, Xiang Jia!"
Xue Qiao suddenly grabbed Xiang Jia's sleeve and pointed to the fountain they were walking into: "Look, there are people in there!"
Xiang Jia had no choice but to give up his own problems first and look at the fountain instead. A majestic stone lion was suspended above the fountain, and surrounded by a circle of pure white jade stones about five or six meters in diameter. A circular pool, but now a person crawled out of the pool with an ugly face.
Xiang Jia approached the fountain pool involuntarily, and saw another person suddenly appeared in the white and clear pool. The man was breathing heavily with a terrified expression. Li stood up and took a sip:
"Mom's bad luck! Die again!"
Xiang Jia froze, standing there for a while, unable to move, the man stood up from the pool dripping wet, and pushed Xiang Jia away: "Get out of the way!"
Xiang Jia turned his head stiffly: "This is?"
The puppet looked at Jia and asked her, and moved over very excitedly: "This is the resurrection point. Humans who died in the primary dungeon are all resurrected from here. Of course, our resurrection point is very suitable for human beings." As for aesthetics, look at the sculpture on it, but the village chief deliberately removed it from..."
The puppet chattered for a long time, turned around and found that Xiang Jia didn't listen to what she said, but was thinking about something with an ugly face, and the glass heart shattered on the ground: "Guest..."
The puppet's mournful distorted face was really scary, Xue Qiao could only secretly stab Xiang Jia, and called Xiang Jia's soul back, Xiang Jia recovered from his body trembling, and looked at the doll innocently: "Didn't you say that?" Do you want to take us to rest? Why don't you go?"
"Let's go, let's go..." The puppet led the way dejectedly, muttering something in a low voice, the voice was too low for Xiang Jia to hear, but the little slime who had been squatting on Xiang Jia's shoulder used his small claws Holding Xiang Jia's black crystal, it hit the back of the puppet's head.
The puppet swiped back, glanced at the little slime and then closed its mouth, its expression became very flattering again: "Oh my guest, I was wrong, fragile human beings need to rest after the game, I actually forgot this matter!"
The puppet finally closed its mouth, and quickly brought the three of them to a room.
This row of houses is not the buildings made of stone in the village, but the buildings made of wood, painted in beautiful white, with brown roofs, and there is a beautiful garden in front of the house, with stone tables, chairs and swings in the garden, why? Look, how casual, how to look, how beautiful.
Moreover, these houses are not in the same style, but have different styles of decorations, and even the plants and trees in the garden seem to have been carefully trimmed. Now the garden of the house in front of Xiangjia has a piece of debris planted. The flowers look so soft and lovely to the extreme.
The puppet said courteously: "It's enough for distinguished guests to put the real estate certificate on the house number. You can occupy any house without a name. After occupying it, this is the private land of all distinguished guests!"
At this time, Xue Qiao asked the puppet excitedly: "No, can't two people live in a room?" As he said, he tightened Xiang Jia's sleeve.
Xiang Jiashi Yuyan, you are a big man, is it true that you are more cute than a little girl?
The puppet is a little strange: "But, don't human beings like to occupy more houses? The village chief built many houses on purpose, just to satisfy the exclusive desire of distinguished guests!"
Xue Qiao said firmly: "I will live in the same house as him!"
The puppet's gaze became even more strange, and it turned to look at Jia: "This distinguished guest, would you like to live with this guest?"
Xiang Jia pointed to the little girl beside him expressionlessly: "The three of us!"
The puppet turned to Yun Qianqian, and asked questioningly: "This noble..."
"The three of us live together!" Yun Qianqian said immediately, pushing the doll back.
The puppet muttered a word again, this time it was the little tree monster stretched out a branch and slapped its face, and then stretched out its hand aggrievedly: "Then please give me the real estate certificate."
The three handed over the small crystal houses, and the puppet held three houses, so the other two houses were directly shattered into fine sand. At the same time, the small house that remained seemed to shine brighter.
The puppet handed the little house to Xiang Jia. It seemed that they had finally had enough of these strange guests, and they just slipped out of sight. In the end, only three people were left here to look at the house slowly.
In fact, it is about looking at the house, and Xiang Jia doesn't understand anything, but Yun Qianqian and Xue Qiao next to each other have a big conflict in aesthetics. Yun Qianqian wants a house with swings and flower stands, and Xue Qiao wants a pool and wooden corridors. In the end, he turned to Xiang Jia angrily.
Xiang Jiazuo looked and looked, the little mist monster Gulu had already started fighting with Kaka for hundreds of rounds, and the two bound humans couldn't tell the winner. I ordered another house with a lot of flowers and plants.
There are no swings, no pools, no flower stands, and no wooden corridors.
Xue Qiao and Yun Qianqian looked at each other, and finally fainted, but Xiang Jia held back a smile and gave them a choice again:
"Rock paper scissors, two wins in three games, don't be dissatisfied."
The two naive ones, one at a time, finally reached a consensus, and began to meet head-to-head with rock-paper-scissors. Kaka and Gulu looked at each other, and finally let go of each other's maomao (twig).
In the end, it was Xue Qiao who won the big victory. The house was fixed, the pool, the wooden corridor, Xue Qiao cheered and rushed over, and then was stunned by the transparent barrier.
Xiang Jia suppressed a smile, and melted the small crystal house in his hand into the house number. Immediately, three stick-like signs appeared on the house number. Xiang Jia immediately realized that these were the stick figures of their three little monsters. The one in the top left corner of the tablet is exactly the same.
Xue Qiao finally got his wish and jumped into the house, and explored the whole house together with Yun Qianqian. Everything in this room seemed to be done carefully, whether it was the seat without a trace of dust, or the quilt that exuded the smell of sunshine , with beautiful pictures embroidered on the gauze curtains.
There was a bunch of sky-blue flowers in the vase on the table, which looked like they had just been picked. Looking at this clean and peaceful space, Xiang Jia finally felt his whole body itch.
They haven't had a bath in nine days!
The whole wooden house has three bathrooms by coincidence, allowing three people to take a bath at the same time. Of course, the bathrooms are fully equipped, and the water flowing out is steaming hot water. There are even clean and tidy clothes on the wooden hangers .
Xiang Jia quickly stripped off all his clothes and jumped into the water, took a very comfortable hot bath with the little slime, and slapped off the little claws that the bear child stretched out countless times, and finally changed his clothes I feel relaxed all over my body.
Yun Qianqian and Xue Qiao had already slumped on the soft plush sofa in the living room, and they seemed to have narrowed their eyes comfortably, and they opened their eyes in bewilderment when Xiang Jia came out.
"There's food in the kitchen. Brother Xue Qiao said he'd wait for you to come over and eat together." Yun Qianqian rubbed her eyes and stood up.
She is now wearing a floral dress with two pigtails, she looks very fresh and cute, with a furry little mist monster on her shoulders, and she trotted into the kitchen wearing cotton mops on her feet.
Xue Qiao also yawned and stood up, wearing a white shirt and slacks, unexpectedly handsome.
Xiang Jia then followed into the kitchen and brought out plate after plate of dishes.
The three of them had a very ordinary but very comfortable dinner together.
Someone seemed to ask in the middle: "By the way, who made these dishes?"
Didn't get any answer.
Everyone is eating rice and gobbling it up.
After eating and eating, the three of them finally huddled together and fell asleep. Originally, they found their favorite house to sleep alone, but Xue Qiao couldn't help but find Xiang Jia at first, and then Yun Qianqian hugged the pillow timidly. Like a lost lamb, the two of them forced themselves into Xiang Jia's room.
Xiang Jia could only open the door to let them go, and the two fell asleep with satisfaction on their faces.
It can only be said that the nine days in the maze are not fake, and the wounds in the heart cannot be healed in a short while. Even Xiang Jia, lying on the soft and soft bed, can't bear it after closing his eyes. I had to open it to look at the wooden roof, and then I was sure that it was not an illusion.
On the second day, the three of Xiang Jia woke up from the urging sound of black crystals. The little monsters jumped onto the faces of their bound humans one by one with their tablets, and jumped very skinny.
The three of them woke up blankly, and before the three of them came to their senses, the three treasure chests were dragged onto the bed by the little monsters, and the little monsters jumped on the tablet, insisting that the bound humans see the tablet on the word.
Xiang Jia rubbed his eyes, then rubbed again, and then saw the white paper with [9-1 Reward] on the box and the big word [Surprise] on the transparent board.
Open the treasure chest first, or see the surprise first?
Don't even think about this kind of thing, of course, open the treasure chest first!
After all, who the hell knows whether this is a [surprise] or a [scare]!
When the treasure chest was opened, it was the favorite of the little monsters———black water drop crystals, and there were quite a few of them, a total of twenty!
The little monsters don’t have to fight this time, one by one treasure box, their round little bodies don’t want to come out when they get stuck in it, they looked at each other and finally realized that this is the reward of the little monsters, not them The reward for this fact.
So I ignored these little monsters, and directly clicked on the [Surprise] button on the tablet.
The big handwriting disappeared, replaced by a piece of news.
The news network page that the three of them are very familiar with.
[At about 27:113 p.m. on August 14, Beijing time, a major traffic accident occurred in this city. The No. [-] bus overturned over the Dinglong Bridge and fell into the middle of the canal. Search and rescue personnel rushed to the scene of the accident for salvage and rescue. One person died, six people were injured, the cause of the accident is unknown, the city public security has been involved in the investigation......]
The photos of the 14 people who died were displayed on the tablet, and the second-to-last photo in the first row was Xiang Jia!
With Yunqianqian in his left hand and Xue Qiao who is even more childish than Yunqianqian in his right hand, Xiang Jia took his two chicks out of the carriage like a mother bird, and took the little crystal house handed to him by the puppet.
The puppet is still aggrieved, but it looks like it is very important to the task: "Distinguished guests, please take your real estate certificates. The village chief said that the best location in the village is the residence of the guests. Guests can use the real estate card to occupy the house."
Xiang Jiayi said, "There is still a village chief here?"
The puppet looked at Jia suspiciously: "There are village chiefs in the village? Is there no village chief in the human world?"
Xiang Jia choked, and could only nod: "Yes, yes."
"That's right." The puppet turned its head very proudly: "We understand your human rules. In a human village, there must be a village chief, as well as houses, fountains, sculptures, grocery stores, temples, forging houses... ..."
Xiang Jia: ……………
You guys know shitty human rules!
Xiang Jia, who had nothing to complain about, froze his face, and really didn't want to know what the "human rules" were in the eyes of these monsters.
The puppet made a cautious proposal, and there was actually a bit of anticipation in the non-glossy eyes: "The guests are entering the village for the first time, do you want me to show you the way to your home?"
Xiang Jia looked at the side, Hong Ze and the others on the other side had already formed a team and dispersed, and each team had puppets dancing in front of them. Xiang Jiamian ignored the past without changing his face.
After thinking for a while, Xiang Jia could only sigh: "Then trouble this... this..."
What is this?monster?
Seeming to see Xiang Jia's embarrassment, the puppet directly raised its chest and raised its head: "Based on your human standards, we are called NPCs! I am the leading NPC in the village! Number 65462349676137!"
Xiang Jia: ……………
Xiang Jia and Xue Qiaoyun Qianqian looked at each other, and finally decided not to discuss common sense with these strange monsters anymore.
Mad and their common sense has been eroded by the game!
However, Xiang Jia couldn't bear his curiosity and asked, "Do you monsters also speak Chinese?" Mandarin is pretty standard, right?
The puppet led the three of them forward, and nodded vigorously when they heard the words, seeming very proud: "We understand your human rules, all our NPCs are elite monsters that have been infused with souls, we must give the best to our distinguished guests. Excellent service experience, so that guests can enjoy the best treatment outside the game!"
Xiang Jia continued to ask: "Then about the game..."
The puppet immediately covered its mouth: "Guest, don't spoil the game, otherwise I will be fired!"
After a pause, Xiang Jia could only change the subject: "Then do you know the criteria for becoming a 'bound human being'..."
"Xiang Jia, Xiang Jia!"
Xue Qiao suddenly grabbed Xiang Jia's sleeve and pointed to the fountain they were walking into: "Look, there are people in there!"
Xiang Jia had no choice but to give up his own problems first and look at the fountain instead. A majestic stone lion was suspended above the fountain, and surrounded by a circle of pure white jade stones about five or six meters in diameter. A circular pool, but now a person crawled out of the pool with an ugly face.
Xiang Jia approached the fountain pool involuntarily, and saw another person suddenly appeared in the white and clear pool. The man was breathing heavily with a terrified expression. Li stood up and took a sip:
"Mom's bad luck! Die again!"
Xiang Jia froze, standing there for a while, unable to move, the man stood up from the pool dripping wet, and pushed Xiang Jia away: "Get out of the way!"
Xiang Jia turned his head stiffly: "This is?"
The puppet looked at Jia and asked her, and moved over very excitedly: "This is the resurrection point. Humans who died in the primary dungeon are all resurrected from here. Of course, our resurrection point is very suitable for human beings." As for aesthetics, look at the sculpture on it, but the village chief deliberately removed it from..."
The puppet chattered for a long time, turned around and found that Xiang Jia didn't listen to what she said, but was thinking about something with an ugly face, and the glass heart shattered on the ground: "Guest..."
The puppet's mournful distorted face was really scary, Xue Qiao could only secretly stab Xiang Jia, and called Xiang Jia's soul back, Xiang Jia recovered from his body trembling, and looked at the doll innocently: "Didn't you say that?" Do you want to take us to rest? Why don't you go?"
"Let's go, let's go..." The puppet led the way dejectedly, muttering something in a low voice, the voice was too low for Xiang Jia to hear, but the little slime who had been squatting on Xiang Jia's shoulder used his small claws Holding Xiang Jia's black crystal, it hit the back of the puppet's head.
The puppet swiped back, glanced at the little slime and then closed its mouth, its expression became very flattering again: "Oh my guest, I was wrong, fragile human beings need to rest after the game, I actually forgot this matter!"
The puppet finally closed its mouth, and quickly brought the three of them to a room.
This row of houses is not the buildings made of stone in the village, but the buildings made of wood, painted in beautiful white, with brown roofs, and there is a beautiful garden in front of the house, with stone tables, chairs and swings in the garden, why? Look, how casual, how to look, how beautiful.
Moreover, these houses are not in the same style, but have different styles of decorations, and even the plants and trees in the garden seem to have been carefully trimmed. Now the garden of the house in front of Xiangjia has a piece of debris planted. The flowers look so soft and lovely to the extreme.
The puppet said courteously: "It's enough for distinguished guests to put the real estate certificate on the house number. You can occupy any house without a name. After occupying it, this is the private land of all distinguished guests!"
At this time, Xue Qiao asked the puppet excitedly: "No, can't two people live in a room?" As he said, he tightened Xiang Jia's sleeve.
Xiang Jiashi Yuyan, you are a big man, is it true that you are more cute than a little girl?
The puppet is a little strange: "But, don't human beings like to occupy more houses? The village chief built many houses on purpose, just to satisfy the exclusive desire of distinguished guests!"
Xue Qiao said firmly: "I will live in the same house as him!"
The puppet's gaze became even more strange, and it turned to look at Jia: "This distinguished guest, would you like to live with this guest?"
Xiang Jia pointed to the little girl beside him expressionlessly: "The three of us!"
The puppet turned to Yun Qianqian, and asked questioningly: "This noble..."
"The three of us live together!" Yun Qianqian said immediately, pushing the doll back.
The puppet muttered a word again, this time it was the little tree monster stretched out a branch and slapped its face, and then stretched out its hand aggrievedly: "Then please give me the real estate certificate."
The three handed over the small crystal houses, and the puppet held three houses, so the other two houses were directly shattered into fine sand. At the same time, the small house that remained seemed to shine brighter.
The puppet handed the little house to Xiang Jia. It seemed that they had finally had enough of these strange guests, and they just slipped out of sight. In the end, only three people were left here to look at the house slowly.
In fact, it is about looking at the house, and Xiang Jia doesn't understand anything, but Yun Qianqian and Xue Qiao next to each other have a big conflict in aesthetics. Yun Qianqian wants a house with swings and flower stands, and Xue Qiao wants a pool and wooden corridors. In the end, he turned to Xiang Jia angrily.
Xiang Jiazuo looked and looked, the little mist monster Gulu had already started fighting with Kaka for hundreds of rounds, and the two bound humans couldn't tell the winner. I ordered another house with a lot of flowers and plants.
There are no swings, no pools, no flower stands, and no wooden corridors.
Xue Qiao and Yun Qianqian looked at each other, and finally fainted, but Xiang Jia held back a smile and gave them a choice again:
"Rock paper scissors, two wins in three games, don't be dissatisfied."
The two naive ones, one at a time, finally reached a consensus, and began to meet head-to-head with rock-paper-scissors. Kaka and Gulu looked at each other, and finally let go of each other's maomao (twig).
In the end, it was Xue Qiao who won the big victory. The house was fixed, the pool, the wooden corridor, Xue Qiao cheered and rushed over, and then was stunned by the transparent barrier.
Xiang Jia suppressed a smile, and melted the small crystal house in his hand into the house number. Immediately, three stick-like signs appeared on the house number. Xiang Jia immediately realized that these were the stick figures of their three little monsters. The one in the top left corner of the tablet is exactly the same.
Xue Qiao finally got his wish and jumped into the house, and explored the whole house together with Yun Qianqian. Everything in this room seemed to be done carefully, whether it was the seat without a trace of dust, or the quilt that exuded the smell of sunshine , with beautiful pictures embroidered on the gauze curtains.
There was a bunch of sky-blue flowers in the vase on the table, which looked like they had just been picked. Looking at this clean and peaceful space, Xiang Jia finally felt his whole body itch.
They haven't had a bath in nine days!
The whole wooden house has three bathrooms by coincidence, allowing three people to take a bath at the same time. Of course, the bathrooms are fully equipped, and the water flowing out is steaming hot water. There are even clean and tidy clothes on the wooden hangers .
Xiang Jia quickly stripped off all his clothes and jumped into the water, took a very comfortable hot bath with the little slime, and slapped off the little claws that the bear child stretched out countless times, and finally changed his clothes I feel relaxed all over my body.
Yun Qianqian and Xue Qiao had already slumped on the soft plush sofa in the living room, and they seemed to have narrowed their eyes comfortably, and they opened their eyes in bewilderment when Xiang Jia came out.
"There's food in the kitchen. Brother Xue Qiao said he'd wait for you to come over and eat together." Yun Qianqian rubbed her eyes and stood up.
She is now wearing a floral dress with two pigtails, she looks very fresh and cute, with a furry little mist monster on her shoulders, and she trotted into the kitchen wearing cotton mops on her feet.
Xue Qiao also yawned and stood up, wearing a white shirt and slacks, unexpectedly handsome.
Xiang Jia then followed into the kitchen and brought out plate after plate of dishes.
The three of them had a very ordinary but very comfortable dinner together.
Someone seemed to ask in the middle: "By the way, who made these dishes?"
Didn't get any answer.
Everyone is eating rice and gobbling it up.
After eating and eating, the three of them finally huddled together and fell asleep. Originally, they found their favorite house to sleep alone, but Xue Qiao couldn't help but find Xiang Jia at first, and then Yun Qianqian hugged the pillow timidly. Like a lost lamb, the two of them forced themselves into Xiang Jia's room.
Xiang Jia could only open the door to let them go, and the two fell asleep with satisfaction on their faces.
It can only be said that the nine days in the maze are not fake, and the wounds in the heart cannot be healed in a short while. Even Xiang Jia, lying on the soft and soft bed, can't bear it after closing his eyes. I had to open it to look at the wooden roof, and then I was sure that it was not an illusion.
On the second day, the three of Xiang Jia woke up from the urging sound of black crystals. The little monsters jumped onto the faces of their bound humans one by one with their tablets, and jumped very skinny.
The three of them woke up blankly, and before the three of them came to their senses, the three treasure chests were dragged onto the bed by the little monsters, and the little monsters jumped on the tablet, insisting that the bound humans see the tablet on the word.
Xiang Jia rubbed his eyes, then rubbed again, and then saw the white paper with [9-1 Reward] on the box and the big word [Surprise] on the transparent board.
Open the treasure chest first, or see the surprise first?
Don't even think about this kind of thing, of course, open the treasure chest first!
After all, who the hell knows whether this is a [surprise] or a [scare]!
When the treasure chest was opened, it was the favorite of the little monsters———black water drop crystals, and there were quite a few of them, a total of twenty!
The little monsters don’t have to fight this time, one by one treasure box, their round little bodies don’t want to come out when they get stuck in it, they looked at each other and finally realized that this is the reward of the little monsters, not them The reward for this fact.
So I ignored these little monsters, and directly clicked on the [Surprise] button on the tablet.
The big handwriting disappeared, replaced by a piece of news.
The news network page that the three of them are very familiar with.
[At about 27:113 p.m. on August 14, Beijing time, a major traffic accident occurred in this city. The No. [-] bus overturned over the Dinglong Bridge and fell into the middle of the canal. Search and rescue personnel rushed to the scene of the accident for salvage and rescue. One person died, six people were injured, the cause of the accident is unknown, the city public security has been involved in the investigation......]
The photos of the 14 people who died were displayed on the tablet, and the second-to-last photo in the first row was Xiang Jia!
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