[Random stew] The only strange Tan in the world

Lakeside

Xiaowei: (and Zhao Liuyuan fish up Helan Yuxuan who fell into the water) Dijun, wake up!

Zhao Liuyuan: (taking pulse) He seems to have choked on a lot of water.

Xiao Wei: (Casting a spell, hitting Helan Yuxuan in the abdomen with mana, making him spit out the water.) Alright. . .Just wait for him to wake up now.

Zhao Liuyuan: Oh (staring at Helan Yuxuan, muttering in a low voice) So handsome. . .

(After a while, Helan Yuxuan wakes up)

Xiaowei: Dijun is awake?

Helan Yuxuan: Princess, are you alright? (sit up)

Xiaowei: Xiaowei is fine, but Dijun just choked on water and fell into a coma for a while!

Helan Yuxuan: Oh, please trouble the princess for me.

Xiaowei: (laughs) It’s okay. . .By the way, it's getting late, let's find a place to rest.

Helan Yuxuan: Good!

Zhao Liuyuan: Look, there is a fat rabbit! (runs to catch the rabbit)

He Lan Yuxuan: (Playing with great enthusiasm) Then I will catch rabbits too. (to catch rabbits too)

Xiaowei: Hey—don't put me aside!

(During the process of catching the rabbit, Xiaowei and Dijun bumped their heads together)

Xiao Wei: Ah——!

Helan Yuxuan: Princess, are you okay?

Xiaowei: It’s okay, where is Dijun?

Helan Yuxuan: I'm fine too! (lifts the rabbit up) It's busy!

Xiao Wei: (Takes the rabbit and starts playing with it) So cute!

Zhao Liuyuan: It must be delicious when baked.

Xiaowei: (laughs) Are you thinking about it again? (Picks up the tea on the stone table) Dijun, this is Xiaowei’s freshly brewed warm tea, it’s easy to get cold here, Dijun, drink it while it’s hot!

Helan Yuxuan: (takes over) Thank you princess!Then I'm more than welcome.

Zhao Liuyuan: (pulls her lips and mutters in a low voice) Huh, the princess really values ​​sex over friends!

Xiaowei: Liu Yuan, what did you say?

Zhao Liuyuan: Oh, the weather is nice!The sun is very beautiful tonight~ isn't it~

He Lan Yuxuan: This girl can really joke, what's your name?

Zhao Liuyuan: The little girl's name is Zhao Liuyuan.

He Lan Yuxuan: Well, this name is good, I like it!

Zhao Liuyuan: Hehe!

ice hell

Shui Xiyue: Master, once Miss Xiaowei enters the palace wall, you will never see her again!

Fusheng: This deity has her own opinions, don't think that if this deity has not been in love with the world, then this deity doesn't know how to meet her again.

Shui Xiyue: It turns out that Master had planned for a long time.

Fu Sheng: No one should intervene in this matter, and make a decision after all the opportunities come.

Shui Xiyue: Oh. . . .