Uncle is a Mermaid

He laughed so suddenly that Jin Yunfan couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Cong turned his bright face away, with a hint of evil spirit in his eyes.

"My father and mother don't think so! The whole family says I'm a freak, a black sheep! Uncle, don't look at me in a high position now. I used to be a Tepete. Fortunately, I changed my ways before the national exam. It pissed off my parents to death! My father always said that I was born in the hospital by the wrong hug! Hahaha!"

Jin Yunfan was amused by him, and said softly, "Everyone has a time when they are young and frivolous."

Jiang Cong shrugged and said with a smile: "But I'm too crazy, even more crazy than others! My father and mother's families are all high-level intellectuals, and children in the rebellious period can only argue with their elders at most. Yes, but I was fighting with a big knife and even fired a gun! Hahaha!"

Jin Yunfan: "..."! !

Could it be that he has also been in the underworld? !

Jiang Cong came over, raised his eyebrows and bared his teeth: "Uncle, you must have guessed right! That's the thing!"

Jin Yunfan raised his eyebrows in disbelief, and raised the tone of an elder: "When you are young, you have little experience, and you will inevitably make mistakes. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and just don't make them again in the future."

"Hey hey!" Jiang Cong laughed.

At this time, the mobile phone beside him flickered.

Jiang Cong squeezed it, quickly clicked on it, tapped the screen a few times, and replied.

Jin Yunfan's intuition was very novel, and he couldn't help but ask: "Send a message? It used to be a bunch of big buttons, but there's nothing here—how can you press the words?"

Jiang Cong hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "Mobile phones are improving so fast! Touch-screen phones like this have been around for more than ten years. Here - now you can surf the Internet anytime and anywhere, except for remote places without Internet, most places It's all right."

"Internet?!" Jin Yunfan was slightly stunned.

He seemed to have seen this word in a newspaper before, and it seemed to be very different from what he said.

Jiang Cong said "Ah?!" and patted himself on the head.

"I almost forgot! Twenty-five years ago, there were no computers in our country that could access the Internet! This network, it's—er—is—uncle, I can't explain it for a while!"

He clicked on the browser, and quickly found the accurate explanation of "Internet". With a flick of his finger, the handwriting was enlarged, and he showed it to Jin Yunfan.

Jin Yunfan stared at his movements carefully, and was secretly surprised when he saw the font on the phone that was as clear as a high-grade printed version.

Jiang Cong hugged his shoulder affectionately, and explained enthusiastically: "Uncle, I will teach you to read! Just lightly, turn down or turn to the left. Here - it's easy, right? Haha! Don't be afraid, you are so smart , I’m sure I can learn it quickly! I’m sure I’ll be able to do it first!”

He was so close that he was almost glued to each other.Jin Yunfan was secretly a little embarrassed. The child who was still in his arms not long ago had become so tall and burly, almost as tall as him, and even a little muscular.

It's just that this posture seems too...close.

Jiang Cong has always been careless and carefree, let alone such small details.The whole head was rubbing against his handsome face, and he was talking while demonstrating.

Although Jin Yunfan is smart, he was already a super academic in the 80s when the term "xueba" did not exist.

But he jumped forward for 25 years at once, and it is impossible to follow up quickly.

After the nurse took away the needle, she told him to take a good rest.

But he couldn't sleep, took Jiang Cong's cell phone, looked at it over and over, and pondered slowly.

As a result, the patients lying on the hospital beds are studying the latest science and technology seriously, while the nursing "family members" are sleeping soundly beside them...

The sky was getting dark, and people began to walk outside.

Jin Yunfan moved his ears lightly, and quickly opened his eyes.

He turned slightly to his side and saw Jiang Cong lying on the sofa with his long legs curled up, still sleeping soundly.

Jin Yunfan was still unable to move, remembering Jiang Cong's operation last night, stretched out his long white hand, pressed the button on the side of the bed, and slowly raised the bed.

He looked at the figures busily passing by outside the window, with a look of confusion in his eyes.

After a while, the nurse came in to take his temperature and woke up Jiang Cong.

He stretched, went to the back to get a toothbrush, poured warm water, and let Jin Yunfan wash up.

The injury on Jin Yunfan's hand healed much, so he insisted on washing himself.

Jiang Cong laughed and said, "I don't know how to take care of people. I'm rough-handed. Every time I go home, my mother always tells me that I don't take good care of myself. Don't expect me to take good care of my other half in the future!" , twisted a towel, and handed it to Jin Yunfan.

Jin Yunfan washed his face gently, and said softly, "Are you 30 years old? Are you still married?"

"Nope!" Jiang Cong said in a dazed voice while brushing his teeth, "My heart is too floating, and I don't know who I like! Anyway, I'm pretty good alone. If I have wine now, I'm drunk today. What do I want to do so much!"

Jin Yunfan smiled faintly: "Nonsense!"

At this time, a ray of sunlight just came in from the window, the man's white and indifferent face was bright and rigorous, elegant and restrained, even more handsome and handsome, with a cold temperament.

Jiang Cong was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly lowered his head and went back to the toilet.

Breakfast is simple white porridge and two side dishes, the taste is not very good.

Both of them are not picky eaters, so they eat quickly with their heads down.

After checking the patient's condition, the doctor prescribed medicine.

"Arrange to continue the injection and take the medicine after three meals."

The doctor flipped through the documents and looked up at Jin Yunfan in surprise.

"I took a CT scan of your cavity yesterday, and I found that your lungs are at least one-third larger than ordinary people. The blood indicators and other tests are all normal. Sir, you—such a situation is really rare!"

Jin Yunfan's eyes flickered slightly, and he said in a deep voice, "I had a physical examination before... Maybe it's heredity, or a special case. There's nothing wrong with my body, and my lungs are normal, so I didn't take it to heart."

The doctor smiled and said: "The world is so big, there are no surprises. Last time I met a patient with four kidneys. If I hadn't come to the hospital for B-ultrasound, I wouldn't have known about it. You are a special case, sir! "

"Yoho!" Jiang Cong laughed excitedly, and asked in surprise, "Is his lung capacity very good?"

The doctor nodded and answered, "Vital capacity refers to the breathing capacity of the lungs. This gentleman's lungs are too large, so it stands to reason that his lung capacity is much better than that of ordinary people."

Jin Yunfan didn't want to talk more and closed his eyes.

After the doctor checked the room, he gave several instructions and left.

Jiang Cong closed the door and said with a smile: "People with large lung capacity are suitable for high-intensity and intense exercise! Uncle, no wonder you are so good at swimming! I remember Uncle once broke our 1000-meter swimming record in country A, right? So far it is estimated No one has broken it yet!"

Jin Yunfan whispered: "That's the record of the competition at the military academy... Maybe it's not very accurate. Ruanmu, I want to see the photo of the Yuren. Do you have it in your phone?"

"No." Jiang Cong explained: "Yesterday I was escorting you to the hospital, so I didn't take pictures. But I asked my assistant to take pictures, and I asked him to send them over. Wait a moment!"

"Yes." Jin Yunfan smiled, "Thank you."

After a while, Jiang Cong handed him the phone.

Jin Yunfan frowned, turned while watching, and kept silent.

Jiang Cong was a little upset, ran out to the corridor, and stood in the corner smoking.

……

"Knock, knock!" There was a knock on the door.

Jin Yunfan came back to his senses, cleared his throat, and shouted: "Curling! Gurmuring! Wake up, open the door."

"Hmm..." Jiang Cong squinted his eyes and sat up, yawned a big yawn, gave him a smile, and muttered, "Noon is really a good time for sleeping!"

The door opened.

Jiang Cong said "Aha!", and he said, "Dad! You are finally here! Why are you late again? Look at you, why are you gaining weight again? You have to lose weight like your mother, really!"

"Get out!" A thick and vigorous voice sounded.

Jin Yunfan raised his head, and saw an old man with white hair, full of energy, walking in quickly and steadily with a cane in one hand and a briefcase in the other.

At that moment, the four eyes met, and each other was stunned!

The old man—Jiang Boen narrowed his eyes and adjusted his glasses frame nervously.

"This……"

Jin Yunfan had listened to Jiang Boen's class, and had a deep memory of his voice and appearance. Unexpectedly, the professor, who was in his prime, would turn gray in a blink of an eye, and he was secretly moved.

He nodded respectfully: "Professor Jiang, hello."

The old man still couldn't react, and swallowed his saliva.

Jiang Cong carefully helped the old man take the briefcase, and said in a low voice, "Dad, you have seen it with your own eyes, do you believe it? I was just like you yesterday morning, and I was totally confused. I'm holding this matter for now, but How to write this report, I need your help."

After all, Jiang Boen was well-informed, so he quickly calmed down and strolled forward.

……

More than half an hour later, Jiang Cong, who had changed into high-end casual clothes after taking a shower, came out of the toilet.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw his father standing at the door with a sullen face.

Jiang Cong made a gesture of patting his heart, staring and smiling and asked, "Dad, what are you doing? If you want to be a door god, you have to squat at the gate of the hospital. Where the Feng Shui is better, the door is big enough!"

Jiang Boen put his hands behind his back and gave him a reproachful look.

"Bastard! No one is serious!"

Jiang Cong straightened his chest, stood upright, and gave a standard military salute.

"Hello, Comrade Jiang!"

Jiang Boen rolled his eyes and walked to the balcony.

Jiang Cong walked over and took out a pack of cigarettes - Tengdi was robbed!

"dad……"

"Confiscated!" Jiang Boen snorted softly with the tip of his nose, while glaring at him and taught him a lesson: "Smoking is harmful to health! What kind of cigarettes do you smoke at a young age? Are you tired of life?"

After saying that, he quickly pulled out one and put it in his mouth.

Jiang Cong smiled, took out the lighter to light it for him, and said in a low voice gloatingly: "Have you been forced to ban smoking by my mother again? My mother's strictness can't be tolerated by anyone except you! So, please take care of yourself." Take it!"

Jiang Boen took a look at her and snorted coldly: "Single dogs are not qualified to say such things! If you are capable, you should find someone to take care of you! Poor!"

The single dog suffered a critical blow of [-] points. He rubbed his chest and quietly took out a package of imported cigarettes from the other pocket and stuffed it into the old man's trouser pocket.

"Dad, you can't afford to be hurt by this way of urging marriage! Change to something else next time."

"Yeah." Jiang Boen took a deep breath of the cigarette, and said calmly, "It depends on your performance."

After finishing the cigarette, the old man squinted at the high-rise buildings in Haibin City, frowned and said in a low voice, "Jin Yunfan's matter...is difficult."