Uncle is a Mermaid
Chapter 4 Can't Be Calm
Jin Yunfan used to be a soldier, and he was naturally calm and steady, so he is much calmer and more stable than ordinary people when things happen.
But at this moment, he was not calm, and he couldn't calm down, especially this tall and burly man said "Uncle Jin" on the left and "Uncle Jin" on the right, and even touched his face and arms with "concern", He couldn't help but want to yell!
This place looks upscale and clean, it feels like a hospital, but it's actually a mental hospital!
No wonder he was able to have a two-star military rank at such a young age, and I don't know where he got it from, which made him keep reporting what happened to the "Shark" to him.
Jin Yunfan used to study at the Naval Academy, and also practiced on a warship for a year. The tenacity of a soldier has long been deeply rooted in his bones.
Earlier, he thought Jiang Cong was a coast guard, so he spoke in an equal tone.Later, seeing the two stars on his shoulders, the thoughts of absolute obedience to the superior quickly flooded, but unexpectedly, he encountered a mental illness!
Jiang Cong is a freak, no matter what weird things he encounters, he can calmly accept them, even happily.
"Uncle Jin, the time-travel dramas have been so popular in recent years! Especially the Qing Dynasty drama, time-travel loves to squeeze into the Qing Dynasty! But you are even more special, directly transmigrating to the 21st century, it is absolutely epoch-making, unprecedented! The times have progressed, but people haven’t changed at all, their faces are still incredibly handsome, and they can still enjoy the most advanced and popular new-age technology! It’s so cool!”
Jin Yunfan: "..." This kid should be seriously ill.
Jiang Cong laughed, and came close to him.
"Uncle Jin, if your voice and appearance weren't exactly the same, I couldn't believe it at all! I have a super good memory, and I remember you as a lifesaver even more deeply! Over the years, every time I see you and I A group photo, I can’t help but have a sore nose. Back then I was five years old, at most up to your knee height, but now I’m several years older than you!”
Jin Yunfan: "..." He was very ill and could not be saved by visual inspection.
Jiang Cong's thoughts were flying, and the topic changed quickly.
"No, I can't call you 'uncle' from now on, people will think I'm a fool! Fast forward 25 years, I'm thirty, but you still look handsome in your twenties, and you're too fair. It's just like a little fresh meat of eighteen or nineteen years old!"
Jin Yunfan: "..." He was likened to "fresh meat" by himself. This idiot looks so stupid!
Jiang Cong held his chin, changed from his previous hip-hop look, and stared at the handsome man on the hospital bed seriously.
"I suddenly found that Uncle Jin has a face of a little fresh meat, with a manly aura, he looks much better than a little fresh meat! Why don't you make a live broadcast in the future, live broadcasting your daily life is enough, keep fans flocking crazy, Make a lot of money! Hahaha!"
Jin Yunfan: "..." What the hell are you talking about!Crazy talk!
Jiang Cong was obsessed with his "novel" money-making idea, and he was amazed and counted.
"A buddy of mine started a live streaming company, and he got some fresh meat and pretty girls to live grow and eat vegetables. The business is booming! I have to ask him how he did it. Then our uncle and nephew will have a 'peerless' Handsome man's partner', I guarantee you will die a lot of fans!"
Jin Yunfan frowned, hearing it in a fog, and simply stopped listening, cursing secretly, "Crazy!", reluctantly crawled up and sat up——
"Uncle Jin! Don't move around!" Jiang Cong pressed his shoulders and persuaded him, "You have broken two ribs, you have to take care of them for at least a month or two, and you can't get up yet."
Looking at his worried and sincere eyes, Jin Yunfan wanted to shrug his big hands on his shoulders, but a piercing pain swept over him, as smart as he quickly recognized each other's strengths and weaknesses.
He endured the pain, suppressed the anger in his heart, pulled the tight corners of his mouth apart, and put on a deceptively cold tone.
"Go out...help me find a doctor."
Jiang Cong thought that something was wrong with him, so he stood up straight and said loudly, "Wait, I'll call right away!"
Jin Yunfan secretly relaxed a little, but just as soon as the neuropathy took two steps away, he turned around suddenly, crossed his arms and stared at himself with a smile that was not a smile.
Jin Yunfan cleared his throat, and explained in a slow tone: "It's just those who wear long white clothes and white hats on their heads."
Jiang Cong "Pfft!" laughed, and raised his chin: "Uncle Jin, dare I say so excitedly just now, and you took it as a deaf ear?"
Jin Yifan held back his anger, and said calmly, "You go find someone, hurry up!" It wasn't wind in his ears, it was crazy talk.
Jiang Cong scratched his short hair, amused and anxious.
He is very clear about the seriousness of the matter. Only by letting Uncle Jin understand his situation first can he really take care of him.
If it was someone else, he would definitely do business, but the other party was the uncle whom he had admired since he was a child, so he would definitely not be able to do it.
"Uncle Jin, I didn't lie to you just now. It is already the 21st century, and today is October 25, [-]! The 'Yaren' disappeared on the top of Qinghai for [-] years, and suddenly appeared again. Except you Except for one person, there is no one else. I will temporarily suppress this matter, and you must cooperate with me—”
"Just call the doctor for me." Jin Yunfan said with a sullen face, and said in a stiff voice, "Be obedient, and I'll give you candy in a while."
Jiang Cong: "..."! !
He rolled his eyes with a wry smile, and pointed out: "Uncle, you must not let other people know about this, or you may be treated as a test subject and thrown to a secret research institute! I have already notified my father to come over to support the scene , I won’t be there until early tomorrow morning. You can’t yell at other people, there are too many things that attract attention now, it’s not good to leak the news!”
Jin Yunfan glared at him, took a deep breath, and closed his eyes calmly.
Jiang Cong: "..." Failed again.
In fact, it's no wonder that Uncle Jin couldn't accept it! In the early 90s, there was no concept of time-traveling, it was all due to Qing court dramas and time-traveling novels being born too late!
He paced back and forth restlessly and anxiously, but stopped suddenly, staring fixedly at Jin Yunfan.
"My name is Jiang Cong, Sanshuizong, and I am the only son of Jiang Boen. When I was five years old, my parents took me on a vacation on the 'Shark'. One afternoon, I was fascinated by watching whales on the deck. Be careful to be squeezed out of the fence by the adults and fall into the sea. There were tiger sharks in the sea at the time, and the situation was critical! Fortunately, you were the first mate of the 'Shark', maintaining order on the deck. Fished out of the sea to save the day!"
Jin Yunfan on the hospital bed opened his eyes abruptly, and looked at Jiang Cong with a slight frown, his eyes full of suspicion.
Jiang Cong arrogantly compared himself with "Yeah", and continued: "After I woke up, the first thing I said was that surfing in the sea is exciting. You patted my forehead and said, 'This child looks like the sea. Destined.'——I remember clearly what you said!"
Maybe it's because his parents have very good genes. Jiang Cong has a very good memory since he was a child. He can still tell all the big and small things after the age of three.
Jin Yunfan was stunned.
This happened more than half a year ago, and he still remembers the general idea.At that time, this was said in the medical room of the cruise ship, and no one else was present. How did this person know—he even remembered the movements clearly!
Seeing that it worked, Jiang Cong continued quickly: "My parents are very grateful to you, and specially invited you to have dinner together. At that time, my parents gave you a big red envelope, but you refused to accept it, saying that it is your duty to protect the safety of every passenger. My uncle Huang Jinjin started to learn how to trade stocks at that time. Hearing that you saved me, he was very grateful, and urged you to buy the stock of XX Software Group with him. By the way, I have to congratulate you! The software group is now the world's top large group, and its stock price has already multiplied countless times. Uncle, you have made a lot of money!"
Jin Yunfan's cold eyes moved slightly, and his face changed.
After a while, he lowered his eyes, but looked up at Jiang Cong suspiciously.
How did this man know these things?Could it be that Professor Jiang and his wife slipped the tongue?
Jiang Cong was suddenly excited and shouted "Ah!", hurriedly took out his wallet and mobile phone from his trouser pocket, took out his ID card, and handed it to Jin Yunfan.
"Uncle, take a quick look! This is the new version of my country's ID card. Here, the electronic photo on it is me, isn't it handsome? By the way, there is also the date of issuance on the back! You look at it with wide eyes!"
Jin Yunfan stretched out his hand slowly, paused, and finally took it.
Is this the new ID card? !
He stared at the big red seal above, his usual calmness was on the verge of falling apart...
Jiang Cong shook the phone again, pressed his thumb, and the screen instantly lit up.
"Uncle Jin, look, this is today's time, and the date below is October [-], [-]. It's not April Fool's Day! Look at this phone again, it's a smart phone. The big brick and big brother are very different! This one can surf the Internet at any time, watch news, watch movies, download various APPs, integrate cameras, video recorders, credit card machines, and computers all in one! You see, there are all kinds of app software , Just click anytime! Look at the fast internet speed, the slick response..."
Jin Yunfan's face was gloomy, staring at the shiny and thin "little thing", a sense of bewilderment suddenly surged in his heart, and his calm eyes were gradually stained with irritability and uneasiness.
"Go and call someone... No, I want to go out and have a look myself!"
Jiang Cong quickly held him down and explained: "You hurt your ribs, and the doctor told you to stay in bed during this time."
Jin Yunfan's face was ashen, and he said roughly: "Get out of the way! I want to go out and have a look!"
Seeing his firm eyes, Jiang Cong knew that he couldn't be persuaded.For a calm and iron man like this to believe in himself, he must have real ironclad evidence.
Forget it, let the facts hit him hard first, wait for him to relax, and then talk to him carefully.
Jiang Cong's eyes flickered slightly, he turned around and rushed out with a "wow", yelling in a rough voice: "Beautiful nurse! Get a wheelchair! Hurry up!"
But at this moment, he was not calm, and he couldn't calm down, especially this tall and burly man said "Uncle Jin" on the left and "Uncle Jin" on the right, and even touched his face and arms with "concern", He couldn't help but want to yell!
This place looks upscale and clean, it feels like a hospital, but it's actually a mental hospital!
No wonder he was able to have a two-star military rank at such a young age, and I don't know where he got it from, which made him keep reporting what happened to the "Shark" to him.
Jin Yunfan used to study at the Naval Academy, and also practiced on a warship for a year. The tenacity of a soldier has long been deeply rooted in his bones.
Earlier, he thought Jiang Cong was a coast guard, so he spoke in an equal tone.Later, seeing the two stars on his shoulders, the thoughts of absolute obedience to the superior quickly flooded, but unexpectedly, he encountered a mental illness!
Jiang Cong is a freak, no matter what weird things he encounters, he can calmly accept them, even happily.
"Uncle Jin, the time-travel dramas have been so popular in recent years! Especially the Qing Dynasty drama, time-travel loves to squeeze into the Qing Dynasty! But you are even more special, directly transmigrating to the 21st century, it is absolutely epoch-making, unprecedented! The times have progressed, but people haven’t changed at all, their faces are still incredibly handsome, and they can still enjoy the most advanced and popular new-age technology! It’s so cool!”
Jin Yunfan: "..." This kid should be seriously ill.
Jiang Cong laughed, and came close to him.
"Uncle Jin, if your voice and appearance weren't exactly the same, I couldn't believe it at all! I have a super good memory, and I remember you as a lifesaver even more deeply! Over the years, every time I see you and I A group photo, I can’t help but have a sore nose. Back then I was five years old, at most up to your knee height, but now I’m several years older than you!”
Jin Yunfan: "..." He was very ill and could not be saved by visual inspection.
Jiang Cong's thoughts were flying, and the topic changed quickly.
"No, I can't call you 'uncle' from now on, people will think I'm a fool! Fast forward 25 years, I'm thirty, but you still look handsome in your twenties, and you're too fair. It's just like a little fresh meat of eighteen or nineteen years old!"
Jin Yunfan: "..." He was likened to "fresh meat" by himself. This idiot looks so stupid!
Jiang Cong held his chin, changed from his previous hip-hop look, and stared at the handsome man on the hospital bed seriously.
"I suddenly found that Uncle Jin has a face of a little fresh meat, with a manly aura, he looks much better than a little fresh meat! Why don't you make a live broadcast in the future, live broadcasting your daily life is enough, keep fans flocking crazy, Make a lot of money! Hahaha!"
Jin Yunfan: "..." What the hell are you talking about!Crazy talk!
Jiang Cong was obsessed with his "novel" money-making idea, and he was amazed and counted.
"A buddy of mine started a live streaming company, and he got some fresh meat and pretty girls to live grow and eat vegetables. The business is booming! I have to ask him how he did it. Then our uncle and nephew will have a 'peerless' Handsome man's partner', I guarantee you will die a lot of fans!"
Jin Yunfan frowned, hearing it in a fog, and simply stopped listening, cursing secretly, "Crazy!", reluctantly crawled up and sat up——
"Uncle Jin! Don't move around!" Jiang Cong pressed his shoulders and persuaded him, "You have broken two ribs, you have to take care of them for at least a month or two, and you can't get up yet."
Looking at his worried and sincere eyes, Jin Yunfan wanted to shrug his big hands on his shoulders, but a piercing pain swept over him, as smart as he quickly recognized each other's strengths and weaknesses.
He endured the pain, suppressed the anger in his heart, pulled the tight corners of his mouth apart, and put on a deceptively cold tone.
"Go out...help me find a doctor."
Jiang Cong thought that something was wrong with him, so he stood up straight and said loudly, "Wait, I'll call right away!"
Jin Yunfan secretly relaxed a little, but just as soon as the neuropathy took two steps away, he turned around suddenly, crossed his arms and stared at himself with a smile that was not a smile.
Jin Yunfan cleared his throat, and explained in a slow tone: "It's just those who wear long white clothes and white hats on their heads."
Jiang Cong "Pfft!" laughed, and raised his chin: "Uncle Jin, dare I say so excitedly just now, and you took it as a deaf ear?"
Jin Yifan held back his anger, and said calmly, "You go find someone, hurry up!" It wasn't wind in his ears, it was crazy talk.
Jiang Cong scratched his short hair, amused and anxious.
He is very clear about the seriousness of the matter. Only by letting Uncle Jin understand his situation first can he really take care of him.
If it was someone else, he would definitely do business, but the other party was the uncle whom he had admired since he was a child, so he would definitely not be able to do it.
"Uncle Jin, I didn't lie to you just now. It is already the 21st century, and today is October 25, [-]! The 'Yaren' disappeared on the top of Qinghai for [-] years, and suddenly appeared again. Except you Except for one person, there is no one else. I will temporarily suppress this matter, and you must cooperate with me—”
"Just call the doctor for me." Jin Yunfan said with a sullen face, and said in a stiff voice, "Be obedient, and I'll give you candy in a while."
Jiang Cong: "..."! !
He rolled his eyes with a wry smile, and pointed out: "Uncle, you must not let other people know about this, or you may be treated as a test subject and thrown to a secret research institute! I have already notified my father to come over to support the scene , I won’t be there until early tomorrow morning. You can’t yell at other people, there are too many things that attract attention now, it’s not good to leak the news!”
Jin Yunfan glared at him, took a deep breath, and closed his eyes calmly.
Jiang Cong: "..." Failed again.
In fact, it's no wonder that Uncle Jin couldn't accept it! In the early 90s, there was no concept of time-traveling, it was all due to Qing court dramas and time-traveling novels being born too late!
He paced back and forth restlessly and anxiously, but stopped suddenly, staring fixedly at Jin Yunfan.
"My name is Jiang Cong, Sanshuizong, and I am the only son of Jiang Boen. When I was five years old, my parents took me on a vacation on the 'Shark'. One afternoon, I was fascinated by watching whales on the deck. Be careful to be squeezed out of the fence by the adults and fall into the sea. There were tiger sharks in the sea at the time, and the situation was critical! Fortunately, you were the first mate of the 'Shark', maintaining order on the deck. Fished out of the sea to save the day!"
Jin Yunfan on the hospital bed opened his eyes abruptly, and looked at Jiang Cong with a slight frown, his eyes full of suspicion.
Jiang Cong arrogantly compared himself with "Yeah", and continued: "After I woke up, the first thing I said was that surfing in the sea is exciting. You patted my forehead and said, 'This child looks like the sea. Destined.'——I remember clearly what you said!"
Maybe it's because his parents have very good genes. Jiang Cong has a very good memory since he was a child. He can still tell all the big and small things after the age of three.
Jin Yunfan was stunned.
This happened more than half a year ago, and he still remembers the general idea.At that time, this was said in the medical room of the cruise ship, and no one else was present. How did this person know—he even remembered the movements clearly!
Seeing that it worked, Jiang Cong continued quickly: "My parents are very grateful to you, and specially invited you to have dinner together. At that time, my parents gave you a big red envelope, but you refused to accept it, saying that it is your duty to protect the safety of every passenger. My uncle Huang Jinjin started to learn how to trade stocks at that time. Hearing that you saved me, he was very grateful, and urged you to buy the stock of XX Software Group with him. By the way, I have to congratulate you! The software group is now the world's top large group, and its stock price has already multiplied countless times. Uncle, you have made a lot of money!"
Jin Yunfan's cold eyes moved slightly, and his face changed.
After a while, he lowered his eyes, but looked up at Jiang Cong suspiciously.
How did this man know these things?Could it be that Professor Jiang and his wife slipped the tongue?
Jiang Cong was suddenly excited and shouted "Ah!", hurriedly took out his wallet and mobile phone from his trouser pocket, took out his ID card, and handed it to Jin Yunfan.
"Uncle, take a quick look! This is the new version of my country's ID card. Here, the electronic photo on it is me, isn't it handsome? By the way, there is also the date of issuance on the back! You look at it with wide eyes!"
Jin Yunfan stretched out his hand slowly, paused, and finally took it.
Is this the new ID card? !
He stared at the big red seal above, his usual calmness was on the verge of falling apart...
Jiang Cong shook the phone again, pressed his thumb, and the screen instantly lit up.
"Uncle Jin, look, this is today's time, and the date below is October [-], [-]. It's not April Fool's Day! Look at this phone again, it's a smart phone. The big brick and big brother are very different! This one can surf the Internet at any time, watch news, watch movies, download various APPs, integrate cameras, video recorders, credit card machines, and computers all in one! You see, there are all kinds of app software , Just click anytime! Look at the fast internet speed, the slick response..."
Jin Yunfan's face was gloomy, staring at the shiny and thin "little thing", a sense of bewilderment suddenly surged in his heart, and his calm eyes were gradually stained with irritability and uneasiness.
"Go and call someone... No, I want to go out and have a look myself!"
Jiang Cong quickly held him down and explained: "You hurt your ribs, and the doctor told you to stay in bed during this time."
Jin Yunfan's face was ashen, and he said roughly: "Get out of the way! I want to go out and have a look!"
Seeing his firm eyes, Jiang Cong knew that he couldn't be persuaded.For a calm and iron man like this to believe in himself, he must have real ironclad evidence.
Forget it, let the facts hit him hard first, wait for him to relax, and then talk to him carefully.
Jiang Cong's eyes flickered slightly, he turned around and rushed out with a "wow", yelling in a rough voice: "Beautiful nurse! Get a wheelchair! Hurry up!"
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