school grass is not white

Lin Bubai's cousin just came back from a foreign country and stayed at his house for a few days.

My cousin is very fashionable, with sunglasses on his eyes, a cross on his neck, a coat cut out of a flag, and holes in his jeans that go straight to his buttocks.

He doesn't look serious, but he's actually a nice guy.

No, as soon as Lin Bubai opened the door, he saw his cousin carrying two big bags and stuffing them directly into his hands.

"Thank you brother." Lin Bubai found a new pair of slippers for his cousin.

"Don't thank brother, but thank your sister-in-law if you want to." The cousin stroked his hair.

"Brother, are you talking about a girlfriend?" Lin Bubai was quite surprised, it really is a thousand-year-old iron tree blooming.

not easy.

Cousin put on his slippers and patted Lin Bubai on the shoulder.

"No, you should be grateful that she hasn't shown up until now, so I have money to buy you gifts!"

When my cousin returned to China, Lin's father and Lin's mother were also very excited, busy with a table of delicious dishes.

Opened a good bottle of wine.

While chatting, Mama Lin suddenly became serious.

"It's not in vain, you still have to work hard."

"What's the matter, Auntie, isn't it nice not to be in vain?" My cousin took a sip of his wine and picked up a chopstick of peanuts for himself.

"You don't know. I have a good friend for nothing. He is really good. He loves to study, has good grades, is very polite, and doesn't play games! Look, in this world, where can you find such a good friend?" child!"

Cousin was recently forced by his mother to go on a blind date. Such words are terrible.

His head twitched, but he didn't react.

"Why, Auntie, do you want to not be gay?"

After dinner, Lin Bubai kept chatting with Ji Dian on WeChat.

The cousin stared at the smile on his cousin's mouth, thinking that he was texting his girlfriend, and jealously snatched the phone from Lin Bubai's hand.

"Hey, brother, give it back to me."

Lin Bubai was helpless.

"No, I finally came back, you know how to play with your mobile phone, play with brother for a while!"

The phone rang at this moment, and Lin Bubai reflexively went to grab it, but was guarded behind his back by his cousin.

"Okay, then let's play a game, but we must do what we say!"

"absolutely okay."

"Then let's pretend to act. I am the emperor, and you act as a minister."

"......Row!"

Lin Bubai sat back on the sofa and slapped his cousin with the eyes, his aura suddenly changed.

"Come on!"

Not to mention, this appearance really shocked my cousin.

"Show me my phone."

In the evening, Father Lin wanted to have a good meal, so he steamed the sea prawns he bought this morning.

The prawns were steamed until they were red and steaming, and the surface was splashed with sesame oil, exuding a tempting fragrance.

Father Lin picked up the biggest shrimp for his cousin.

"It's been a tiring journey, come here, try the prawns that this uncle cooks for you, it's guaranteed to be delicious!"

"Thank you uncle!"

As soon as the words fell, the cousin held the piece of prawn with chopsticks and handed it to Dad Lin's bowl.

I handed it over several times, but Dad Lin refused to obey, and stopped him with his hands, telling you to eat it.

Finally, my cousin couldn't hold back anymore.

"Uncle, let go, let me dip in vinegar."

Lin Bubai has always felt that the existence of college Chinese exams is very unreasonable.

Especially for a science student like him.

This high school knowledge is almost forgotten.

But in college, whenever there is a cultural class, the teacher loves to chatter.

In the end, Lin Bubai only remembered how his old man cleverly used language to outwit the peddler who posted cowhide advertisements, and he didn't take all other knowledge into his head.

Besides, the teacher didn't talk about the famous test questions.

Lin Bubai propped his chin to read the question, thinking about Ji Dian.

That person is in the examination room next door, and I don't know if he can telepathize.

He turned the pen in his hand, and marked three ink dots toward the title of the famous book—"Please write a famous book and the famous quotes in the famous book. '

Lin Bubai thought hard for a long time, and he could think of the plot in the famous novel, but he couldn't write the original words.

Forget it, just write that sentence.

Lin Bubai put pen to paper.

——Famous work: "Water Margin"

——Famous quote: Dalang, it’s time to take your medicine.

After class, Lin Bubai obediently took out the high math papers from his schoolbag and asked Ji Dian beside him for advice.

There are several striking red circles on the blank paper.

"Ji Dian, can you tell me about these items?"

Ji Dian took the paper, spread it flat on the desk, and looked at it for a while.

"You speak your mind first."

Lin Bubai leaned over, stared at the test paper for a long time, and spoke out the superficial knowledge that he could think of in his head.

Every time Ji Dian spoke about a topic, Lin Bubai would ask Lin Bubai to explain his thoughts first.

Gradually, Lin Bubai noticed something special.

Whenever his idea of ​​solving a problem is correct, but the follow-up solution is completely wrong, Ji Dian will always say: "It's better to be a little bit worse."

Whenever his idea of ​​​​solving a problem is wrong and he goes in the wrong direction, the man will say: "The idea is good, but let's use another method."

Lin Bubai quietly glanced at the person beside him.

The chisel is clear and the brow is calm.

Really gentle.

Lin's father drove the whole family out to go fishing, and Lin Bubai followed Ji Dian to join in the fun.

Ji Dian didn't bring any fishing gear, and was sitting in the back of the open-air car reading a book. Lin Bubai also had no desire to fish for the time being, and lay obediently beside Ji Dian.

Looking at Ji Dian flipping through the book.

"Ehhhh!!!"

Suddenly, there were bursts of donkey braying on the river bank.

It turned out that my cousin accidentally dropped the mobile phone into the fish pond. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and fished it out of the water immediately.

My cousin blew on it, wondering if this phone could be waterproof.Then he opened the address book and called Dad Lin beside him to see if he could get through.

"jingle bell, jingle bell"

The cousin stuffed the phone into his coat pocket and heaved a sigh of relief.

While holding the fishing rod, Father Lin frantically took out his cell phone from his pocket.

With a flick, "snap".

The mobile phone fell into the fish pond, causing splashes.

Cousin has been threatening to get a haircut since meeting Ji Dian in the fish pond.

Lin Bubai tried to persuade his cousin that it wasn't a haircut decision, but his cousin refused, so he had to go with him.

Sitting on the chair in the barber salon, the mirror opposite reflected the appearance of my cousin and Lin Bubai very clearly.

"Go and sit on the side."

The so-called comparison of people to people makes people mad.

The barber is very skilled, doesn't talk much, and has flexible fingers.

In the middle of the haircut, suddenly a child jumped down from upstairs and came to the barber.

"Dad, give me ten dollars! I want a snack!"

The barber was very impatient, complaining as he took out the money, pointing at his cousin's head and yelling.

"Why don't you ask your mother for it, and ask me for money every day, how much money can I earn with a jerk cut!"

cousin:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The big and small bags are packed, my cousin is leaving.

There were too many things, so he stuffed some for Lin Bubai, but Lin Bubai refused to accept it, so he put it directly under Lin Bubai's pillow and hid it.

The cousin took the suitcase and looked around the cousin's home for the last time, feeling quite sad about parting.

Once the strong man is gone, he will never return.

bah bah bah.

Cousin slapped himself in the heart, and was about to go to the balcony to say goodbye to Dad Lin.

Just as he saw Papa Lin watering the fortune tree, he took a closer look and found that the pot holding the fortune tree was still broken.

Cousin suddenly felt that he had a heavy responsibility, and patted Papa Lin on the shoulder: "Uncle, you don't need to put gold pots and silver pots on this money tree, it's fine, at least it can't be a broken pot."

Father Lin patted the hand on his shoulder, the old god was there.

"Didn't I let it understand that the family is poor and bring us some fortune so that it can make a good living for itself?"

Lin's mother checked Lin Bubai's mobile phone. The page was clean, the content was pure, and the red was upward. It was worthy of being the successor of socialism.

The only thing that is not good is that it does not reflect the love for the family.

So, Lin Bubai watched Lin Ma change the ringtone of his cell phone.

It was also issued an order that it is not allowed to modify it recently.

The next day, the big classroom was just after class, and it was still quiet. Suddenly, bursts of loud singing came from the back of the classroom.

"Ah, this person is my mother, this person is my mother, this person gave me life and a home!"

Lin Bubai smiled slightly, picked up the phone carefully.

"mom!"

There was silence on the other side of the microphone.

Ji Dian didn't know how to respond.