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In order to prevent the big fat boy from climbing over the wall again, Xu He found a bottle and smashed it, drove the ladder, and glued the pieces to the wall one by one.

Damn, let the idiot come again.

The big cock was not thrown away by Xu He, after Xue Chengyu started to wake him up every day.

The big rooster has already retired and started the pet mode of eating and waiting to die.

One day in class, the doctor talked about this year's spring.

"This year's four books and five righteousness questions are taken from "University". The way of a university lies in Mingde, in being close to Ming, and in ending in perfection and righteousness." The doctor said slowly: "It is easy to make an argument, but it is more difficult to make a brilliant one. Hundreds of candidates In the paper, there is only one person, and a new theory is created. If it is not expected, this person should be the No.1 of this spring test."

Afterwards, the doctor explained a bunch of classical Chinese texts. Because Xu He was exhausted by the big fat baby last night, he didn't sleep well at all, so he could only catch up on sleep in class.

When he woke up, the morning class was almost over.

The doctor finally said, "The imperial examination is coming up in a few days, and you will have a seven-day holiday. After you go home, the results of the examination will probably come out. Take a look at the apricot list, and estimate what it will be in the year when you end up. ranking."

All the students nodded.

And Xue Chengyu sat in front of the table with an upright posture and cold eyes.

The doctor saw it and shook his head.

Xu He's mind was heavy and he only heard about Qi Tian Xiu Mu.

Let, have a holiday? !

Fuck it's so cool!

Weeping with joy.

He can finally have a good night's sleep without waking up at five o'clock in the morning!

Because of this news, Xu He was in a very good mood that day.

After class, the students walked in pairs, talking about the spring exam.Xu He was also a little interested in the ancient college entrance examination, and wanted to say a few words with great interest, but Xue Chengyu was very indifferent to this, and only asked him: "Why did you fall asleep again?"

So all the enthusiasm was extinguished by the water.

Xu He raised his hand: "I won't do it again next time."

Xue Chengyu didn't believe this little liar for a long time: "When I was resting, I memorized the Four Books. I will test you when I come back."

Xu He: "..."

He struggled: "No, no, why do you have to endorse the book when you're on vacation?"

Xue Chengyu looked at him with clear eyes: "Did you endorse when you were in school?"

Xu He, I have nothing to say.

The next spring exam will be three years away.He raised his eyes and looked at Xue Chengyu quietly, Xue Chengyu should also end by then.

Tsk, with Changle Pearl and Jade around, that year must be bloody.

The afternoon class is painting and calligraphy.

The teacher left.

Xu He put down his pen.He wanted to paint a scene full of flowers, but the ink was too thick and the brush was too heavy. What finally appeared was a group of black balls.Shocked and disheartened, he didn't want to paint anymore, so he fell back to sleep.The fat boy didn't dare to talk to him all day, so he slept soundly.

After such a sleep, the sun went down again.

By dusk.

On the way back, Xue Chengyu stared at him with an indescribable expression, and sighed: "You wipe off the ink on your face first."

"Ah?" Xu He finally came to his senses, and wiped his face with his sleeve, it was full of ink.

The boy's white and clean face was stained with ink one by one. He lowered his head and wiped it carefully.

Xue Chengyu's face was as cold as jade: "You're so stupid."

"..."

Finally, I went back to fetch a basin of water to wash my face clean.Xu Hesheng took out the four books without love.

Why does it have to be so difficult for him to live through the years, and he still has to take the imperial examination.What kind of imperial examination? He was a real science student in his previous life and knew nothing about endorsement.

He was like reading a book from heaven, but he was able to hold back his temper, and even so slowly, he made it to the point where he was about to fall asleep.

Xu He, who was going to sleep, jumped off the chair, only to find out something.

The big cock is gone.

what the hell.

This big rooster can actually break free from the vines by itself, isn't it amazing?

Xu He was always afraid that he would not tie it, it would not be fun if it appeared by his bedside tomorrow morning.Holding a candle, intending to find it.Imitated a few cock crows and shouted a few words.Finally Xu He found it in a remote corner of the yard.

There is actually a bunch of pea flowers here.

Pink pea flowers, lush green leaves, the restless big rooster is in the pea flowers, trampling at will, digging the soil with its mouth to find food.

When the candle shines on it, the first reaction of the big cock is to scream.

Ouch.

Xu He rushed forward in a hurry.Don't yell, if you wake up Xue Chengyu, he will be bullied again.

But the big rooster has been fighting with him for so long, and he has already been agile.Dodging Xu He, let him jump into the air, standing by the side brazenly, proudly raised his head to the sky and let out a long cry.

"Cluck—!!"

It directly broke the tranquility of the spring night.

"..." Xu He's heart was bleeding.

Gritting his teeth, he managed to subdue this reckless hot chicken, pinching the rooster's mouth in a dark way: "You scream, you scream and your throat breaks, and no one comes to save you."

The big cock struggled to death with tears in his eyes.

The night wind is cool.

Hey.

It was the crisp sound of the door opening.

Xu He felt chilly all over.

At this time, Xue Chengyu's cold voice came from behind: "Xu He, what are you doing?"

"..." I'm so fucking afraid of something.

He blamed this chicken for all his crimes. Will Xue Chengyu forgive him?

If you think about it with your toes, you know, no.

Looking down at the clumps of pea flowers, Xu He suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

He hugged the chicken, turned his head, and when he met Xue Chengyu's cold eyes, he retracted what he planned to speak outrightly, and he swallowed.

Xu He: "...I, I'm researching."

little liar.Xue Chengyu smiled, his eyes did not change, "Oh? What are you studying?"

Mom, it's scary.

Xu He said with difficulty: "Study... genetics."

"……what?"

After all the shameful things about genetics were said, Xu He closed his eyes and said it all at once: "It's what kind of offspring will be born after the mating of creatures, this kind of thing," he turned around to prove himself, and quickly picked Two pea plants, bit the bullet: "Aha, look at the two, one is tall and the other is short. Guess whether their offspring will be tall or short."

Xue Chengyu: "..."

Xu He: Hehehehe.

Is he a pig? Now he is so embarrassed that he wants to find a crack in the ground and get down.

Fuck who gave him the courage.

Mendel?

mating.offspring.incredible.

Xue Chengyu said with a faint smile, "You really think far enough."

Xu He smiled dryly: "It's okay, it's okay."

Xue Chengyu's smile was fleeting, his face was indifferent, and he pointed at the chicken in his hand: "Tomorrow, don't let me see it again."

Xu He: "Okay, okay."

Xue Chengyu said again: "Also, you should read less messy books in the future."

Xu He: "...Okay, okay."

Yesterday I watched the court lady take a bath, and today I studied mating.

Fortunately, Bu Jinglan and Xue Chengyu are not people who like to sue, if his grandmother or his mother finds out.

He was afraid that he was really going to die.

Depend on.