Manchu civil and military bow down

Xu He crossed over.

One second he was still talking nonsense in the game, and the next second he was dragged into a different dimension by the system, and became the little son of the general's mansion.

The child couldn't speak, and he held his breath in his chest, which was almost considered epilepsy.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—"

Mom sold the batch and let me go back!

The only answer to him was the cold voice of the system.

The system said that he is the chosen one, and he can only go home after completing all the tasks.

After a lot of tossing, breaking down, and bargaining, Xu He chose to accept his fate in humiliation.

And when the first mission came out, he wished he could put himself back into his mother's womb.

[15. When I was [-] years old, I wore a skirt for a year]

Wear, wear a skirt?

Xu He: "..."

Wear your sister!

Do you want to put on some lipstick and don't be a flower!

It can only be said that Xu He at this time did not understand the words "demented" clearly enough.

Wearing a skirt is a matter that is both simple and difficult, and the difficulty lies in how he can get his parents to accept that his son is a womanizer.

But in this life, Xu He's parents are not easy to fool. His father is a general, and his mother is an eldest princess.

What's even more frightening is that his father is a rough guy who hates the image of a bitch and doesn't appreciate the soft beauty of a man at all. If he dares to wear a bright red dress in front of his father, his father will punch him To pieces.

Damn, I shudder just thinking about it.

So today Xu He is also troubled by not being able to wear skirts.

When Xu He was ten years old, the eldest princess took him into the palace to meet his grandmother, who is now the Empress Dowager Xuande.

In the season of spring and March when the grass grows and the warbler grows, the walls of the palace are covered with brocade. He picked a bright red flower and gave it to his mother.

The eldest princess took his flowers, lowered her head and smiled and said, "For me?"

She made up her brows with peach blossoms, and her smile was very elegant, which made Xu He stunned for a while.

After he finished his daze, he realized that the eldest princess had already placed flowers on his head.

The eldest princess looked left and right, looked carefully, and finally couldn't help laughing and said, "Looking at it this way, it is even more beautiful than the girl's house, and looks like a little flower god."

With a dark face, Xu He raised his hand to take off the flower, but was stopped by the eldest princess, "Hey, don't take it, just wear it like this, and show it to your grandma."

Seeing him like this, the Empress Dowager Xuande was so happy that she turned forward and backward, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and pulled him to her side: "This is your mother's fault." After saying that, she gave the eldest princess a look of reproach, "They're all married, why are they still so playful?"

The eldest princess couldn't laugh or cry, "Mother, you have wronged me."

The eldest princess had something to say to the queen mother, and it was inconvenient for Xu He to listen, so she entrusted him to a palace man next to the queen mother to lead him out to play.

After leaving the house, the first thing Xu He did was tore the flower off his head, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it to pieces.

The maid was taken aback by him, worried that there was something unclean about the flower, and kept begging him to spit it out.

Xu He's mind was full of how to become a master of women's clothing and reach the pinnacle of life, so he didn't have time to listen to her surprises and walked forward with his short legs.

After coming out of the Queen Mother's bedroom, he went around a few times and came to a courtyard.

The palace maid followed him with an anxious expression on her face.

Several banana trees were planted at the entrance of the yard. Besides the banana trees, there were many other trees that Xu He didn't know.

Before he went in, he heard the voices of a group of teenagers laughing and laughing.

Walking a few steps forward, Xu He saw a group of little kids bullying another kid.

The little kid who was bullied had a dirty face and messy hair. He was skinny and sallow, with a fat baby on his back.

The dirty child crawled on the ground, and accidentally pressed a sharp stone with his palm, causing his arms to shrink in pain, and the big fat child on his back fell off.

The big fat baby fell in pain and was so angry: "Okay! You bastard! How dare you frame me!"

The dirty boy turned pale: "I didn't throw you, did I?"

The big fat baby bared his teeth in pain and roared, "What are you talking about!"

The dirty boy was trembling all over, his eyes panicked, he was at a loss and didn't know what to do, so he slapped himself with his hands, repeating over and over again: "The slave's fault, the slave's fault."

The big fat boy was so angry that he wanted to kick him, but he accidentally kicked a stone, sat down with a groan of pain, hugged his feet and howled like hell.

The crowd watching the excitement laughed wantonly.

Chickens fly and dogs jump, very lively.

Xu He chewed the flowers in his mouth, watching the show with a blank expression.

The palace maid behind Xu He was so angry that her eyes twitched - if this kind of thing happened on weekdays, she would have passed by with her eyes closed, but today it was the queen mother's favorite little grandson who was next to her.Now she really wants to throw out this group of demon kings.

The palace maid said gloomyly: "What are you doing?"

When she made a sound, the big fat boy immediately stood up from the ground in fright, and the other little kids stopped laughing instantly, and stood up one after another. They didn't have the prestige of bullying people just now, and obediently shouted: " Aunt Su Yu."

The dirty boy was dumbfounded, and looked forward together with everyone.

Xu He's mouth looked a bit unusually red because of the flower juice.

He was irritable today, so he didn't have a good look at these little kids. His eyes were cold, but he was too young and lacked momentum, so his big and dark eyes had a feeling of still water flowing.

The spring light was half thick, and the green banana leaves hung down, and the light fell on the corners of Xu He's eyes.

The dirty boy felt extremely inferior in an instant, and he hid his hands behind his back, not wanting him to see the patch on his sleeve.

Su Yu said: "You guys are going to make trouble elsewhere, and disturb the Queen Mother's cleanliness here."

Didn't get scolded?The children breathed a sigh of relief, giggled, and dispersed.The dirty kid didn't dare to stay alone. After cleaning the blood off his hands with his clothes, he hurriedly followed the crowd.

Xu He looked at him a little puzzled, why is this little kid following him?What about masochists?

However, recalling the humble gesture of the little brat just now, wishing he could slap his face in front of the big fat kid, Xu He twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that he might have guessed the truth.

Xu He didn't wander around the palace for long. He walked down the corridor, passed through the flower wall, and met the eldest princess who was looking for him.

The eldest princess was in a good mood, and asked as she walked, "Did you meet anyone today?"

Xu He: "Yes."

The eldest princess took him by the hand to get on the sedan chair, and smiled: "Well, who is there?"

Xu He thought for a while: "I only remember two, one is extremely dirty and the other is extremely fat."

The eldest princess patted his head, "Speak well."

Xu He: "..." How can you speak well.

Seeing his bewildered face, the eldest princess laughed, her temple hair trembling slightly, dazzled the eyes, she tapped his brow with her slender index finger, and said: "You can't make irresponsible remarks about his appearance behind his back, do you understand? "

Xu He: "...Oh."

Xu He thought about it for a long time, and felt that he still had to find a chance to talk to his mother about women's clothing.

He cleverly finds a topic to insert this point.

"Mom, you look so pretty in this outfit."

The eldest princess clicked her tongue.

Xu He shyly said, "Mother, you will look like a fairy who came down from the sky when you put on this dress."

When the eldest princess heard her son boasting so much, she was naturally in a great mood, "Really?"

Xu He: "That's not true. When Dad married you, he must have cultivated the blessings of several lifetimes."

The eldest princess coughed embarrassingly: "It's almost enough."

"It's still very bad. I can't finish talking about the beauty of my mother until the sun goes down. I can't describe it like a fish falling into a wild goose, or a moon and a shameful flower."

After picking up a few ancient poems and idioms, Xu He expressed his ultimate goal.

"Mother looks so good in this dress, I want to wear it too."

A look of hope.

"..."

The eldest princess's smile stopped instantly.

She grabbed Xu He's ear with her hands, and said to herself: "You really have nothing to do all day long, thinking about all these messy things, it seems that it's time to send you to the National Academy."

Xu He: "...No."

The eldest princess said: "It's not because of the clothes that your mother is so good-looking, it's because your mother is so beautiful."

Xu He: "..."

The eldest princess continued: "And you are a man, what do you want to look good. If you dare to wear this kind of clothes, your father and I will dare to break your legs."

Xu He: "..."

Will he be the first person who can't even complete the novice mission?

It's too embarrassing, okay?

The author has something to say:

Let yourself go, one su to the end.

Because I am a staunch 1V1 party, that is, if the attack and the victim are in love, basically the male partner can gg.

Therefore, for this article, the perfect Shura field, the perfect Su went down.

Xiaoshou, one "straight" to the end=￣ω￣=