damn it

"That little bastard, you really don't know what to do, and you call us dogs, ah! I'm so mad, that mouth is really just like your sister, if it's not for the sake of the demolition money, I, I don't want to tear you apart Get rid of his cheap mouth! A bastard who gave birth to a son without an asshole, and killed a thousand knives! A lone star of the gods, destined to be alone in this life, whether he lives or dies, he doesn't know how much What is the demolition money for!"

"Okay, okay, what's the use of you cursing now, it won't be too late to deal with him when the demolition money is in hand."

"You said why didn't he just die with his short-lived parents at the beginning? I think he lived to obstruct our eyes on purpose? If he died with his parents, the house It belonged to our son a long time ago, so why can’t we even marry a daughter-in-law without a car or a house?!”

"That's not the case. My son is already in his teens. He's a few years older than that bastard Dou Cheng. Seeing that he's already in his third year, he stays at home playing with his mobile phone all day, neither working nor working. Which girl is willing to marry him seeing his virtues, you, you are too used to him!"

"Yo, this is seeing Dou Cheng open a shop, so you think your son is useless? If you are capable, let Dou Cheng be your son. Let's see if he takes care of you!"

"It's a matter of business. Don't quarrel with me as soon as you talk about your son. If I don't want to do it for him, am I still struggling at this age? It's not because we are gone in the future and he can live a better life. After all It's my sister's family property, if it wasn't for that kid, why would I do such a thing without conscience!"

"What kind of conscience? What kind of conscience? If we hadn't taken good care of him back then, that kid would have starved to death!"

Since the old couple left from Dou Cheng's place, they have been cursing and yelling all the way, not knowing that there is a ghost around them.Naturally, he didn't know, those shameless words fell into Qu Zhong's ears verbatim, and his expression was quite ugly.

Qu Zhong followed the two of them to an old alley, and he was not in a hurry to do anything to them. He played a trick and let them hit the wall first, intending to sharpen their psychological will first, and wait until their will collapsed in panic Let's add some serious information, for this kind of people, I know that if I don't give them some serious information, I can't let them have a long memory, so Qu Zhong didn't want to be soft when he came out this time.

Seeing those two people walking into his trap, he didn't follow, but watched coldly at the entrance of the alley.He didn't move, Dou Cheng quickly caught up, and the two stood at the entrance of the alley, watching the old couple wandering around like headless chickens.

"You followed here specially to make them hit the wall?" Dou Cheng saw the signs and asked amusedly.

Qu Zhong hooked the corners of his mouth, and smiled like an old man: "Just wait and see, this is just an appetizer."

On the other side, the two wandering around in the alley soon realized that something was wrong.

"Hey old man, I don't think this alley is so difficult to walk usually, why does it seem like I can't finish it today?" The eldest aunt couldn't help muttering while looking around blankly.

"It's not right." The uncle grabbed the aunt who was walking forward: "We just never came in here, and we kept going forward without turning back. How did we come back here?"

"That's right, I found out too." The aunt frowned tightly, her face was full of impatience, and she was a little at a loss: "You said that we are not familiar with this area, have you left this alley?" There are eight out of ten times, and I have never encountered such a situation before... Hey, we are not encountering ghosts hitting the wall, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, there are no ghosts or ghosts, where do ghosts come from in this world, they scare themselves." The uncle scolded, but in fact he didn't whisper in his heart, he just didn't want to scare his aunt by saying it: "Let us Let's go, look carefully now."

The two wandered around for a long time, but of course they still couldn't get out. Not only did they not get out, but the uncle tripped on the ground and almost fell to the ground.All the little patience he had was completely wiped out by this fall, and he jumped up and stomped his feet angrily, just like that three-year-old child.

"Daddy!"

As soon as the uncle yelled and cursed, a cold female voice sounded from behind him: "Who is your uncle?"

The sound was like an ice edge piercing through the human cerebral cortex. Uncle Dou Cheng froze instinctively, but before he could turn around, the aunt who turned his head first let out a yelp, leaving his wife behind and running away.

"Ghost!"

"You bloody bitch, you're yelling like hell..."

Before the uncle finished cursing, a bloody hand put on his shoulder: "Brother...you are so cruel..."

This familiar voice...

"You, you're my little sister?!" The uncle's legs softened and he knelt down on the ground, but he didn't even have the courage to turn his head to look: "You, you, you... don't touch me, I... it's not me It's not me, it's none of my business, it's all your sister-in-law, she insisted on grabbing Xiaocheng's demolition money, you have to find her, it's none of my business, don't look for me, don't look for me... ..."

……

Seeing that his uncle was paralyzed by the female ghost pretending to be his mother, Dou Cheng suddenly felt very boring.

"This guy is too cowardly." Dou Cheng sneered coldly: "You see, that female ghost is so scared that she doesn't have any sense of accomplishment."

"Yeah." Qu Zhong was quite surprised, he didn't expect Uncle Dou Cheng to be so unintimidated, he was not as courageous as an old woman, and that eldest aunt could run away like a ghost, and he, a big man, was so frightened that his legs went limp, which made him I was a little afraid to use the last move, worried that I would scare people to death: "Just like this, I don't know where the confidence comes from to trouble you every now and then."

Dou Cheng: "...This is an unsolved mystery."

"Do you want to continue to make harsh moves?" Qu Zhong asked with a frown.

"How about..." Dou Cheng thought for a while: "Give the two of them another... ghost upper body? In this case, it should have a deeper impact."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Qu Zhong laughed suddenly, and snapped his fingers at the female ghost: "You heard Brother Cheng's words, give them a ghost upper body to deepen their impression."

The female ghost turned around and scolded: "Brother Cheng! My mother is ten years older than him, so I should be called aunt!"

Before he finished speaking, he attached himself to Uncle Dou Cheng.

The two saw the uncle who was originally soft-footed shrimp slowly stood up, tiptoed, and wobbled towards the eldest aunt who had been circling in the alley.

The eldest aunt looked back while running, and stopped panting heavily when she saw that the female ghost was gone: "Old man, you should run faster! Look at your cowardly appearance, you don't know how to run, and you are still paralyzed on the ground. Hurry up!" Yes, your life-threatening girl will come again in a while!"

The eldest aunt didn't even know that the uncle was possessed by a ghost, and when she saw the man swaying on tiptoe like a jumping god, she got angry and kicked her.

"It's frightening or something, can you still walk properly?!" The eldest aunt hated that iron can't be made into steel. After running two steps, she fell back and ran away grabbing the uncle's arm. The weird giggling sound that made my whole body feel numb, and what made my aunt even more horrified was that the sound came from my uncle's mouth. Looking at my wife's familiar wrinkled face, there was a twisted and weird smile , She threw off the opponent's arm and was about to run, but was grabbed by the hair by the uncle, who was pulled back and turned pale with fright: "Old man, what are you doing? Let go! Let go! Oh, it hurts, it hurts..."

"You vicious woman, why are you so cruel to bully my son?" The uncle's eyes were dull, his mouth opened and closed, but what came out was a faint female voice.

Only then did the eldest aunt realize that the uncle was possessed by a ghost, and she immediately trembled in fright: "No, no, it's not me...I and I didn't bully your son, your husband and wife died early, and your brother and I helped take care of him, You, you...you can't..."

"You lied!" The angry female voice spit out from the uncle's mouth, and the aunt almost fell to the ground with her legs limp in fright: "You take my son's property and don't give him food. Even the idea of ​​​​demolition money was made, and I even found some gangsters to beat my son! You bullied my son and have no one to rely on, I want your lives today!"

"Oh no! Forgive me, forgive me, sister, we are your elder brother and sister-in-law. We know we were wrong, so please forgive us this time. We won't dare, never dare It's gone!" The eldest aunt was so frightened that she collapsed and cried, "Get out of your brother's body soon, sister-in-law begs you, sister-in-law promises you, never go to Xiao Cheng again, we will never go to trouble him again Oh, please forgive us, please forgive us..." Weeping and crying, she rolled her eyes and fainted from fright.

"Dizzy now? It's really not scary, it's boring!" The female ghost threw the uncle's body casually, controlled the uncle's body to tremble, and got out of his body.

As soon as she left the uncle's body, the uncle also weakened and fainted on the ground. The female ghost didn't even look at the two scumbags, turned around and floated towards Qu Zhong and the two, with a look of asking for credit and waiting for praise. Stance.

Dou Cheng... didn't praise her, he really couldn't even praise her out of conscience.

The female ghost possessed the uncle, and acted very seriously with both voice and emotion, but Dou Cheng's eyebrows jumped when he heard the mouthful of my son. To be praised is to dream!

Qu Zhong saw through Dou Cheng's thoughts, and nodded to the female ghost with a suppressed smile: "Very good, thanks for your hard work."

"Yeah, it's been a lot of hard work, so can you accept me as an apprentice for the sake of my hard work in helping?" The female ghost waved her hands again and again, but what she said surprised Dou Cheng.

"You want to be his apprentice?" Dou Cheng looked at the female ghost in surprise.

"Ah." The female ghost nodded with a serious face: "Anyway, I tied your body for no reason and couldn't run away, and I was restricted in what I could do. Instead of wandering around doing nothing all day, I might as well find something to do, and I also figured it out. Instead of continuing As a human being who has gone through life and death, it is better to be like your husband, who has cultivated the Tao and is immortal."

Dou Cheng smirked: "As long as your aunt's appearance is still a ghost, I think you might as well reincarnate to become younger and look better."

"Hey..." The female ghost floated around Dou Cheng: "I suddenly found that your mouth owes me as much as it does. It's really bad enough."

"Am I wrong? Old aunt!" Dou Chengke still remembered what the female ghost said at the beginning, and now he hit the straight ball back. Seeing the female ghost's aggrieved and helpless look, he immediately felt refreshed .

"Ahhh! What did you call me just now? How dare you call me old aunt?!" The female ghost reacted and yelled, as if she was about to go crazy, but it was just a paper tiger staring blankly: "Dou Cheng you Don't run away, the old aunt will never end with you!"

Dou Cheng squinted: "Hehe, I didn't run away in the first place."

Raising eyebrows provocatively at the female ghost, Dou Cheng took Qu Zhong by one arm and turned around to leave, but at the moment of turning around, his heart beat violently for no reason.