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Chapter 67

A large group of ghosts gathered at the door of Dou Cheng's Xiangxie shop was very eye-catching. After a while, a large wave of ghosts who didn't know the truth gathered to watch.

Dou Cheng: "..."

Dou Cheng's heart was a little broken, it turns out that ghosts like to watch the excitement so much!

At the same time, the ghosts who were crowded at the gate unexpectedly lined up spontaneously for no reason, and soon two long lines formed outside the gate.

Dou Chengzheng wondered what they were doing, so he heard them whispering among each other.

"Ah, there is a Champs shop open here? Why are you queuing here? Is it a big sale?"

"I don't know. I saw them platooning, so I followed suit."

"Oh, oh, look, the little brother in the store is so handsome!"

"Uh, who's next to him, he's so evil, um, so scary!"

"A bunch of idiots, what are you doing? We are here as the boss's distinguished guests. What do you mean by all of you queuing up? Go away, hurry up, you are not welcome here!"

"Are you kidding me? That little brother invited a lonely ghost like you to be a distinguished guest because he was touched by a ghost. You are bragging here, can his little brother see us?"

"What's wrong with lonely souls and wild ghosts, why do you still look down on lonely souls and wild ghosts? You speak as if you are very advanced and not lonely souls and wild ghosts!"

"Even if I am a lonely ghost, I am also a beautiful lonely ghost. My little brother must like a beauty like me more. Look at your virtue of making an old man, cut it!"

You said something to me, and there was such a disagreement.

Dou Cheng wanted to cover his face in confusion, what the hell is going on!

"What should I do?" Dou Cheng had no idea, turned his head and asked Qu Zhong.

Qu Zhong didn't expect to attract so many lonely ghosts, so he came up with an idea: "How about...discount the products?"

"Ah?" The corners of Dou Cheng's eyes twitched: "Brother, if you want to do business with a ghost, I might as well give it away for nothing. It will be useless to collect a bunch of ghost coins. Is there a second sale?"

"Then..." Qu Zhong came up with an idea again: "How about giving alms to [-] people every day, just like giving in ancient times?

not so good.

Dou Cheng started grabbing the counter, but it would be endless after the beginning, so wouldn't he gallop on the road of giving like a wild horse that never returns?

But Qu Zhong thought about it carefully, and felt that this idea was good: "Let's do it this way, merits are hard to cultivate, and this is a good opportunity for you to pick up for nothing."

"Why do I want merit? I'm not a Taoist monk." Dou Cheng felt that this was simply nonsense, but gradually weakened under Qu Zhong's calm and deep gaze: "OK, OK, do whatever you say. "

Only then did Qu Zhong smile with satisfaction: "I'll go and tell them."

Qu Zhong patted Dou Cheng's head, then turned around and walked out of the counter, towards the door.

Dou Cheng who was touched by a ghost: "..."

Pulling his hair, Dou Cheng leaned on the counter and looked at the door. He saw Qu Zhong standing at the door. Scared off.

Qu Zhong: "..."

Dou Cheng: "..."

Fortunately, the group who claimed to be 'distinguished guests' still stood firm and did not run away, but trembled.With this little guts, Dou Chengzhen suspects that they bravely sacrificed themselves last night to help find Qu Zhong, and conveyed their words. I only heard of bending for five buckets of rice, but today I saw for the first time that they also bent for incense candles of.

A true warrior is one who stands firm until the end!

Dou Cheng sighed in his heart at this moment.

"Starting from today..." After scaring away a wave, Qu Zhong finally opened his mouth and said the plan that the two of them had discussed just now: "Our store will start a free donation activity, and the number of people will not exceed [-] per day. Money is only collected for merit, in addition, those who are not in the queue can also enter the store to spend, but if you want real money, you will be rewarded at half price!"

As soon as these words came out, the trembling ghosts suddenly stopped shaking, and the audience was in an uproar.And Qu Zhong also used his mind to communicate with the ghosts, and did not attract the attention of ordinary people.

When everyone finally calmed down, Qu Zhong stepped aside and said, "First, there are 30 places for charity, one by one, no competition!"

The first ones to come in are naturally the ones who claim to be 'distinguished guests', followed by other ghosts.

With Qu Zhong in charge, everyone was very honest. They lined up neatly one by one, and then they smelled the smell and went to pick it up from the cardboard box in the corner. , Spontaneously put the gnawed aside.They came in one by one, went out one by one after eating, and soon the [-] quotas were given out in an orderly manner, and then those ghosts who grabbed half the price flocked in.This time, Qu Zhong didn't stop them one by one, let them rush in, and then stood at the door like a door god, saying nothing, those ghosts who took things might use his Champs store as a playground After a while, the ghost consciously floated to the counter and threw a pile of gold and silver jewelry in front of Dou Cheng.

Dou Cheng stood behind the counter the whole time without moving, and made a lot of money in a daze.What about the lonely souls and wild ghosts that were promised to be so poor?Where did these gold and silver jewelry come from?

It was Qu Zhong who solved Dou Cheng's doubts: "Some of these lonely ghosts have prominent identities, and more or less they have some funeral objects. It's just that for many years, the offspring have been cut off and there is no incense to worship them, so they become lonely ghosts. As for Those who are really poor, they can also borrow a little from those who have something, after all, ghosts are hard, and it is not easy."

The bustle lasted until almost eleven o'clock in the evening, before it finally subsided. Dou Cheng stood behind the counter and dared not do anything. He was so tired that he was so tired just after receiving the gold and silver jewelry.

"Damn, this is more profitable than doing business with living people!" Dou Cheng didn't feel real until he went home and lay on the bed, like a dream. He was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep at all. So, we must have collected a lot of antiques today, right?"

"Even if it's not an antique, those gold and silver are still a lot of cash." Qu Zhong pulled him down and lay down.

Dou Cheng: "Come on, if I really exchange so much gold and silver for money, I might be targeted by the police."

"If you don't go, I will go." Qu Zhong said.

"Huh?" Dou Cheng turned to look at Qu Zhong suspiciously.

Qu Zhong stroked Dou Cheng's waist with his hand, his voice was hoarse and low: "I'll go, without anyone noticing."

Dou Cheng: "..." Well, it's really an amazing trick!

To settle the entanglement, Dou Cheng had just closed his eyes and was about to go to sleep when his pants were taken off.

"What are you doing?" Dou Cheng stared in horror, subconsciously clenched his hands into his trouser waist.

"You are an old man and you are still playing innocent dramas? You really don't know what I want to do? Huh?" Qu Zhong pulled off his pants forcefully for Dou Cheng.

His trousers were stripped off, but Qu Zhong did not take off Dou Cheng's clothes, and he even kept his clothes neatly dressed, his hands slipped into the hem of the pajamas along the waistline, and quickly landed on the two points that Dou Cheng had been trained to be more sensitive, rubbing Scratch up.

"Hmm..." Dou Cheng's whole body felt numb like an electric shock, and his face flushed immediately, "You...um..."

Satisfied with Dou Cheng's reaction, Qu Zhong laughed lightly, leaned over and kissed his slightly open panting mouth, attacking him forcefully, lingering to the extreme, the air gradually became hotter, and soon the room was full of spring light.

Dou Cheng felt that maybe he was really gifted. He was fucked until three or four o'clock in the morning before he died down. He didn't pass out like he did at the beginning. Apart from being sore and tired, some parts of his body didn't hurt as much as when he first started. Heart-piercing, except for a little numb discomfort afterwards, there is no other feeling.However, he himself likes to hear about this point. After all, it is really refreshing, and it would be great if he can not suffer afterwards.

Because of going to bed late, Dou Cheng didn't open the shop door on time that day, and woke up naturally after sleeping. It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon when he woke up, and he didn't eat breakfast or lunch.

And Qu Zhong... Qu Zhong was still lying on the bed, he didn't go out, he didn't cook, his eyes were closed and he seemed to be in a deep sleep.

and many more……

Do ghosts need to sleep?No, it's a zombie, uh...no matter what it is, in short, although the two have been sharing the same bed and the sheets have been rolled for countless times, Dou Cheng really didn't pay attention to it, it seems that every time he When he was sleeping, Qu Zhong was still awake. When he woke up, Qu Zhong either went to cook or went out. This was the first time that such a situation happened today.

"Old Qu? Old Qu?" Dou Cheng yelled Qu Zhong twice but didn't respond. He stretched out his hand and pushed: "Wake up, are you really asleep?"

Qu Yi didn't respond at all.

Dou Cheng pushed his shoulder twice again, but there was still no response, and then he realized something was wrong.His complexion changed drastically, he suddenly turned over and sat up, and patted Qu Zhong's face.

"Qu Zhong, Qu Zhong, wake up, don't scare me." Dou Cheng's voice trembled uncontrollably: "Qu Zhong, you, what's wrong with you? You should open my eyes for me! Qu Zhong!"

Dou Cheng suddenly noticed with sharp eyes that there were black spots suspected of corpse spots on the back of Qu Zhong's hand, and his breathing stopped suddenly, and his heart was clenched.Pulling up Qu Zhong's hand suddenly, and looking closely, he found that not only the back of the hand, but even the wrist and forearm were covered with dense black spots.

"Why did this happen? Didn't everything go well before?" Dou Cheng's hands trembled, feeling the long-lost fear, the fear of losing again, which makes people more desperate than bumping into ghosts: "You, what happened to you?" Ah Qu Zhong? Don't scare me, you... Don't make jokes, I will take it seriously, I really don't need to be scared, if you make such a joke again, believe it or not, I will break up with you in minutes!"

It's useless, no matter what you say, you can't make Qu Zhong wake up.

Dou Cheng's mind went blank, but Liushen Wuzhu couldn't think of a solution at all. He didn't know what to do in this situation. Even Baidu couldn't find this stuff.No, you must think of a way, there must be a way!

Dou Cheng put down Qu Zhong's hand, turned over and got out of bed, picked up his clothes and pants and put them on.After wandering around the room for a while, Dou Cheng suddenly thought of those yellow talismans written by Qu Zhong before, yes yellow talismans!Maybe that will be useful, don't worry about it, try it first, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!

Knowing where Qu Zhong's yellow talismans were kept, Dou Cheng immediately opened the wardrobe and took out a cinnabar red wooden box from the bottom drawer.Open the box, in addition to the yellow paper brush and cinnabar, there is a thick stack of yellow talismans.

After grabbing several yellow talismans, Dou Cheng ran to the bed and patted Qu Zhong randomly. After waiting for a while, there was no response.

Then he thought of Fu Shui.

That's right, Fushui, and Fushui, this should work...

Dou Cheng ran to the kitchen and brought a bowl of water back to the room, lit the talisman paper with a lighter, threw it into the water bowl, and was about to pour it down for Qu Zhong when he suddenly stopped.Without knowing why, he ran out to get a fruit knife again, made a slash on his wrist, dripped some blood into the water, then picked it up and carefully poured it down for Qu Zhong pinching his cheek.

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