【Tanshan】About the big event of time travel!

After placing Zaomen and his wife in Tanjiro's house, the biggest problem at present should be to find a way to go back to the past.

It should have been like this...

However, during the past few days at Tanjiro's house, the two of them broke out amazing ancient behavior.

On the first day, Tanjiro turned on the TV in his room because he was bored and wanted to watch a program, and Kamado and my wife came to Tanjiro's room just at this time.

They were stunned when they saw the TV.

My wife desperately grabbed the stove door by the shoulder and yelled, "Tan, Tan, Tan, Tanjiro!!! There are people inside this thing!!! Can people live in this thing!!!"

"Cold, cold, calm down, Shanyi!!!" Zaomen almost bit his tongue when he spoke, he protected my wife behind him, faced the TV and pulled out the saber from his waist: "People may be locked in here Yes! This may be the blood ghost technique of ghosts!!! Shanyi, we must not let our guard down!!!”

Seeing this, Tanjiro ran to the TV and covered the TV with his arms wide open to prevent it from being murdered: "You two should calm down, this is a TV!!! It's just a very common household appliance, it's not a ghost Blood ghost technique!!!"

"television?"

The eyes of the two turned into beans again, and Tanjiro had to let them sit down and explain.They were confused, but at least they understood that this was not something dangerous.

After that, they started to watch TV shows enthusiastically.

Zaomen watched obsessively: "Learn these 20 life tips to make your every day wonderful", "Everyone starts to reflect on themselves after listening to it, it turns out that we have been living a wrong life!", "A few steps will ! Simple sukiyaki cooking method!" and other life-oriented programs.

My wife is obsessed with watching: "One wrong step, one wrong step, the domineering president doesn't love me!", "Wealthy Family: The Revenge of the Concubine's Daughter!", "Urban Ethics: It's not that I want to be a mistress!" and other emotional TV dramas.

Although the types they like are not similar, they can sit together peacefully watching each other's favorite shows.Although my wife often complains that the programs Zaomen watches are useless, and Zaomen often expresses her confusion about the various behaviors of the characters in the dramas my wife watches, but when the other party is watching TV, they will still run over and sit next to each other. Lean on his shoulder and watch with him.

However, on the second day after accepting the TV, they witnessed the scene of Tanjiro and Zenitsu talking on the phone again.

My wife covered her mouth and giggled: "Pfft, Tanjiro. Look at you, 15 years old, talking to yourself in front of a cube."

Zaomen looked at Tanjiro with a very sympathetic look, he stepped forward and stroked Tanjiro's head, and said very sadly: "Tanjiro, as long as you work hard to make friends, you will definitely be able to make friends. I I’m really sorry that you don’t even know about this. But even if you don’t have friends, you don’t have to talk to yourself alone, you can still come to talk to us, you can still go to Shanyi!”

Zaomen clenched his hand into a fist and gestured in front of Tanjiro, who looked at him blankly.

At this time, my wife who was standing aside was a little puzzled and said, "But why did I hear my 16-year-old voice?"

Tanjiro bit his lower lip and nodded heavily, and pressed the phone's loudspeaker button. In an instant, Zenitsu's laughter, like a rooster crowing, came from inside.

"This is a mobile phone... that is, a telephone. I remember that it should have existed in the Taisho era, but now it is more convenient and practical." Tanjiro explained.

Zaomen looked at my wife and silently hinted to him, I am a countryman and I don't know this.

My wife replied with her eyes. I know it, but I have never used it.

And when they experienced the impact of various unknown objects, these two ancient people finally made up their minds to go out and see the world.

Tanjiro thought so too, and it happened that they made this request on a weekend when there was no class, and Tanjiro asked Zenitsu to go shopping with the two guests who had traveled through time.Of course, whether Shanyi is willing or not, he will go.

During the few days of living at Tanjiro's house, Tanjiro's mother sent the dusty Demon Slayer Squad uniforms into the washing machine.Zaomen and my wife were wearing a shirt left by Tanjirou's father, which was a bit small on Zaomen but a little too big on my wife.

Regarding this point, Shanyi was very resentful.

Why is Tanjiro taller even though he is one year older!Now the height difference between him and Tanjiro is 0.5cm, he has the confidence to surpass Tanjiro.Who would have thought that Tanjiro would be a head taller than him five years later!And that bad shape!Why is Tanjirou so much stronger than he looks, even though he is also a demon slayer! ! !How about saying that he is so thin and weak, can he really kill ghosts! ! !

Shanyi begins to doubt himself.

But my wife didn't take it seriously.Shanyi thought, when he was not talking, he looked like an ice beauty, proud, indifferent, and full of aura.But as soon as he opened his mouth, Shanyi's own essence was fully exposed.

But just looking at the face must be very popular! ! !So what exactly did you go through to grow up like this? ? ?Sure enough, you still want to kill ghosts! ! !Do you have to kill ghosts to become like this! ! !

Shanyi fell into chaos, my wife couldn't help laughing when she heard his chaotic heartbeat, he suddenly felt that his past self was so cute.

Now the four of them came to the bustling street, Zaomen and my wife stared wide-eyed at the scenery different from their own world.They didn't expect that human society would develop so fast in just 100 years. At that time, they believed that cars and trains were already high-tech that could not be surpassed.

But before they had time to sigh, Zenitsu and Tanjiro dragged them into a clothing store. The first goal they set today was to buy a set of clothes that fit Kamado and my wife.

"Sure enough, you should choose this kind of loose-fitting clothes in summer. I think the gentleman over here is more suitable for this style. It feels good to the touch, and the fabric is light and breathable. This design also shows off your figure! Sir, you have such a good figure, you will definitely be more handsome in this style." !"

"The one over here is more suitable for this kind. It is also a loose fit. The hood is cute. It looks very casual. The color also matches the gentleman's beautiful hair!"

As soon as they entered the door, they were greeted with a warm reception by the salesperson.Zaomen and my wife kept nodding on the surface, but in fact they didn't even understand what the lady was saying.Tanjiro didn't care too much about these, so he followed the chicken to peck the rice.

Only Shanyi is choosing carefully.He threw all the clothes he liked to Kamado and my wife, and asked them to try them on one by one for him and Tanjiro to see.

Tanjiro was a little puzzled, after all, what he wanted was to just buy two clothes that he could wear, and there was no need to choose clothes like this.

Zenitsu rejected Tanjiro's suggestion righteously. He looked at Tanjiro with firm eyes and said, "When I grow up, I must dress handsomely!!! And when I grow up, Tanjiro must also be handsome. Alright!!! Otherwise, those two faces will be blind!!!!!!"

Although Tanjirou didn't quite understand it, since Zenitsu thought so, let him go.

In the end, they enjoyed the dress-changing performance for more than half an hour, and finally Shan Yi was satisfied and picked out two clothes that he liked from the pile of clothes.

Tanjiro felt that the salesperson lady should be angry, who knew that when he turned his head, the lady took the clothes Zenitsu handed her and said happily: "Thank you for the hospitality... No, thank you for your patronage!!!"

Every pore on the whole body exudes the taste of happiness.

Is it so easy to sell things?Tanjiro shook his head, lamenting that everything has its own difficulties...

Zaomen bought a green short-sleeved shirt with a pattern on the chest similar to his haori, and a white fake two-piece design on the cuffs. He looked very handsome when he wore it.

My wife bought a yellow and white striped hoodie, a solid yellow that matched his blond hair perfectly.

The two of them immediately caused quite a commotion as they walked down the street wearing this suit.

"Hey, look at those two over there!!! So handsome!!!"

"My heart is moving!!! This is the type I like!!!"

"I kind of want to go up and strike up a conversation, but my heart tells me I'm not worthy..."

"Are they here to go shopping with the younger brothers? The younger brothers are so cute too!!!"

Shan Yi, who has been reduced to a younger brother, is very unwilling, but he still blushes honestly when he is crushed and cute.Tanjiro, on the other hand, didn't notice this at all, and just chatted with his grown-up self.

"By the way, when we first met, I saw many people took out their mobile phones and pointed at us, just like now." Zaomen realized something was wrong with the current situation while talking, and he pointed around with his fingers. Say to Tanjiro, "What are they doing?"

Tanjiro looked around in the direction of his finger, and as expected, he saw a group of people holding mobile phones in their direction.

"I also heard a clicking sound..." My wife covered her ears as she spoke, "To be honest, it's quite uncomfortable."

Shanyi also nodded in agreement, but there was another meaning to his discomfort.

"They should be taking pictures." Tanjiro said as he took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera function, "That's it. Do you know cameras and photos?"

Zaomen and my wife shook their heads at the same time.

After another explanation, they probably understood what it was.

"In short, is it possible to record the current scene?" My wife expressed her understanding.

Tanjiro nodded, "Why don't we give it a try!"

After finishing speaking, Tanjiro took a picture of my wife facing the kitchen door in front of him.What was left on the phone was a photo of the two of them with puzzled expressions on their faces.

Zaomen and my wife moved closer to the small screen and clicked and poked at the photo. They were amazed to see themselves who could zoom in and zoom out.

"It turns out that we are like this now, this kind of picture can actually stay in the phone! It's amazing, Shanyi!!!"

"Tanjiro, look at your stupid expression, hahaha, even though I'm not very good-looking..."

Seeing that the two of them were so excited, Shanyi suggested that it is better to take a group photo of the four of them, just to leave a factual basis for this unreasonable time travel, and it can be regarded as a commemoration.

The other three readily agreed, but they couldn't take selfies, so they had to ask a passer-by to take a photo for the four of them.

The four people in the photo all showed happy smiling faces. My wife stood behind Tanjiro Zenitsu. Looking at Shanyi's other hand, he folded his palms together and raised it up, which looked like an extremely happy scene.

This photo became Tanjiro and Zenitsu's cell phone wallpaper, and also a rare memory in their lives.

Clothes are bought, photos are taken, and the rest is only to fill the stomach.

Shanyi brought them to an internet celebrity restaurant.The dishes are delicious and the price is reasonable. One of the five-star recommended must-order dishes is the cake made by the owner of this shop.That's what Shanyi came here for.

But there must be a lot of people in the internet celebrity restaurant, after waiting in line for more than an hour, Shanyi and the others finally stepped into the restaurant's gate.

But after eating the cake, Shanyi felt that his hour was worth it! ! !

The yogurt mousse on the cake surface is mixed with a little lemon flavor, which melts in the mouth when you eat it, and the sponge cake below is soft and soft, chewing for a while, and there is a faint taste of honey, the combination of the two forms a wonderful balance .

Shanyi thought, this is probably the taste of happiness.

While Shanyi was so moved that he couldn't speak, my wife over there was already in tears.

"Shan, Shanyi???" Looking at Zaomen, my wife quickly took out two napkins from the table to wipe away his tears.

"I, my wife??? Are you okay???" Tanjiro stood up from his seat in surprise and was at a loss.

"I, I'm fine..." My wife took the napkin from the stove door and began to wipe away her tears, "Yes, it's really delicious! I've never eaten such delicious food in my life!!! Although Tanjiro's bread is already delicious, this one is really beyond my imagination."

Crying and crying, my wife put another piece of cake and chewed it in her mouth, and continued to sob while chewing: "It's so delicious... Tanjiro, let's not go back for a while, okay? I want to learn how to make a cake and then go back and make it for you Inosuke They eat beans!!!”

"Uh..." Zaomen was a little speechless, even though he liked Shanyi's consideration for others, it was not a good thing to delay their goals because of this.

"I will make this." Tanjiro said suddenly, "but the recipe may be different. It's better to say that our family has made cakes before, but because the bread is so popular, we don't make cakes anymore."

"Really!!!!" My wife grabbed Tanjiro's hand excitedly, "You really deserve to be Tanjiro!!! No matter how old you are!!! Please teach me!!! I will go back later I'm going to die if I don't eat this!!!!"

"Okay!! I will work hard! My wife and husband must work hard too!!!" Tanjiro nodded firmly.

And within a few days after agreeing to this matter, Tanjiro discovered a particularly serious matter.

That is my husband's talent for desserts is almost devastating.

According to Zaomen, although my wife doesn’t cook much, he can still cook delicious food if he is asked to.But now my wife just can't handle dessert anyway.The result is either a pitch-black hell, or a pure white nothingness.

The day after he nearly fried himself in the oven, Tanjiro discovers something much more serious.

That is, his pocket money does not seem to be enough for my wife and husband to toss about.

The materials in the store are all used to make bread for customers. He taught my wife to make cakes, so he can only use his pocket money to buy materials.The last time I bought clothes, I already used up a lot. This time, my wife and husband sacrificed a lot of materials, and his pocket money has bottomed out.

Tanjiro, who is thrifty and thrifty, felt that this would not work, so he called my wife Zaomen to him, and spoke righteously.

"Mr. Zaomen, Mr. My Wife, for your future life, please go to work!!!"

tbc