【Tanshan】About the big event of time travel!

Kamado Tanjiro and his wife Zenitsu were lovers in this era.

After learning this fact, Tanjiro Kamado and his wife Zenitsu who came back from time travel chose to squat in different corners to grow mushrooms, which is called autism for short.

My wife couldn't understand why things turned out like this.

These two are only 15 and 16 years old!How come you only know how to fall in love if you don't learn well at a young age!Ah, you said I was already proposing to passers-by when I was 16?That's different!The legal marriage age for boys in this era is also 18 years old!And why did he fall in love with Tanjiro!What I like is the kind of fragrant and soft girl!How could I possibly be a man with a tough head like Tanjiro...

After thinking about it, my wife buried her head in her lap, blushing up to her ears.

Zaomen can't grasp the status quo at all.

Those two turned out to be lovers.I couldn't even see that their getting along was no different from Shanyi and me.But, they are lovers... I have never thought of such a thing.Let’s say they are only 15 and 16 years old, they are amazing, it’s really amazing to have someone who wants to protect them for a lifetime at such a young age.If I, too, become lovers with Zenitsu...

After thinking about it, Zaomen covered his lips with his hands, and a blush spread across his face.

Tanjiro and Zenitsu followed their steps and rushed home to see such a strange scene.

Zenitsu stabbed Tanjiro's arm with his elbow, and motioned Tanjiro to go to the living room away from the two of them to talk about life, and Tanjiro nodded obediently.

As soon as he came to the living room, Tanjirou didn't even make tea, and the anger in Zenitsu's heart could not be suppressed.

"Tanjiro!!! The two of them are not lovers!!! Can you believe it!!! They are older than us and have not dated yet!!!"

"Zenyi..." Tanjiro couldn't stop smiling wryly, "You've been repeating this sentence just now, and I already fully understand that they are not lovers if they are not dating."

"But!!!" Shanyi slapped the table excitedly, "That's me and you!!! No matter how different our experiences are, we are essentially the same as Zamon Tanjirou and his wife Shanyi, how could I not like you!"

"Hmm!" Tanjiro was blushed by Zenitsu's sudden confession, two drops of the tea he was pouring into the cup spilled on the table, he hurriedly dealt with it, then sat beside Zenitsu, pulled him up and put him on the sofa and said, "Me too, I will fall in love with Shan Yi no matter what."

No matter which world, no matter which time and space, no matter what point in time.

He firmly believed that as long as it was Kamado Tanjiro, he would definitely like my wife Zenitsu.The same is true of my wife Shanyi.They know themselves too well, and they know each other too well.It is precisely because of understanding that they will not doubt that they will like each other, it is not normal to say that they do not like each other.

To ask why:

My wife Shanyi would answer: He is so good, how could I not like him!

Kamado Tanjiro will reply: He is so good, I like him in any way!

That's why Shanyi was so surprised by the fact that Zaomen and his wife hadn't dated yet. In his eyes, they should have married and lived together in five years!But now, let alone living together, they haven't started dating yet! ! !Then you are always so close! ! !Could this be the legendary brotherhood of the Taisho era?Then this brotherhood is really touching! ! !

The more Shanyi thought about it, the more angry he was, he took Tanjiro's hand and drank the tea in his cup in one gulp, performing a scene where bitter tea entered his throat and made his heart ache, twitching.

"But, it's useless for you to like me!!! Only the big one upstairs likes me!!!"

Tanjiro thought to himself, it's a good thing he brewed warm tea, otherwise Zenitsu would have scalded his mouth with a sip just now.He comforted Shanyi who was angry: "I think they like each other. Shanyi saw it when they went upstairs. Those two people obviously realized something. I wonder if they have never been in love before." idea?"

If there is no idea of ​​love, the heads of the two of them may really be at the level of fossils! ! !

Before Shanyi blurted out these words, the past of Zaomen and his wife appeared in his mind to stop him.

They are ghost killers.In that era, protecting the lives of those important to you, working hard to improve your strength and fighting ghosts was the top priority.Such insignificant things as falling in love may not have appeared in their world at all. They have more important things to do, and they cannot be held back by the love of their children.

But, even so, the person you like can't even notice it right next to you, isn't this still a fossil head...

"Tch, they may not have had this idea before, but now that they know that we are together, they have to have it!!!" Zenitsu stood up, and pulled Tanjiro up the stairs to the second floor, "Whoever they are How was it before, but now, they have traveled to the modern age, and there are no evil spirits that can harm them, so they should fall in love!"

"How could my wife, Zenitsu, not be with Tanjiro Kamado!!!"

Hearing Zenitsu yelled this sentence, Tanjirou couldn't help laughing, and he couldn't help but recall the night when he confessed to Zenitsu.He held Zenitsu's hand, trembling unreasonably, but when Zenitsu said that I also like Tanjiro, the whole world brightened up.Shanyi seems to be a piece of the puzzle he has been looking for. Only my wife Shanyi can piece together the complete appearance of his inner world.

My wife, Zenitsu, has always been in his heart, a treasure that belongs only to Kamado Tanjiro.

"Kamado Tanjirou must also be with my wife Zenitsu!!!"

Tanjirou also yelled, and Zenitsu looked at Tanjirou's eyebrows and smiled too.Immediately afterwards, he pushed open the door of Tanjiro's room with a "duang", and the two of them who were still shut up almost jumped up in shock.

"I think you need to talk to us!!!"

After saying that, he dragged my wife, who hadn't reacted yet, out of the room, leaving Tanjirou staring at the stove door together.

"Anyway, shall we talk first?" Tanjirou asked softly.

"Okay." Zaomen nodded.

"Then I'll just say it straightforwardly, Mr. Zaomen likes my wife, right?" Tanjiro's straight-forward approach was very straight-forward, and the question made the Zaomen, who was still autistic just now, even more autistic.

Fortunately, Tanjiro knew himself well, he understood that Zaomen's reaction was that he hadn't figured out his feelings, and couldn't answer this question properly.But it doesn't matter, he can still guide if he doesn't understand himself.

So Tanjiro changed the question: "Then, what does Mr. Kamado think of my wife?"

"Shanyi, he is a very powerful person." Zaomen can still answer this question, "I met him when you were your age. Although Shanyi shamelessly proposed to girls on the road at that time, But after that, he still risked his life to protect Nezuko. Ah, he didn’t know it was Nezuko at the time. I just mentioned that it was something more important than my life. He remembered it and risked his life to protect it. gone."

"Shanyi is really strong. Although he kept saying that he was about to die, he didn't want to go out on a mission, and asked me to protect him, but he never relied on me. That powerful and beautiful swordsmanship is to illuminate the dark world Shanyi is the thunder that breaks through the darkness. We are equal, we entrust our backs to each other and our lives to each other. I believe in him, and he also believes in me. We are the best teammates and the best friend."

"Shanyi is very gentle. He chose to face everything alone in the battle against Wu Mi. Afterwards, I realized that he had shouldered so much alone. I also blamed myself for not being able to grow up to let him The point of really relying on. Now, I hope he can be well, get less hurt, pay more attention to himself, and stop putting himself in the most indifferent position. I hope he knows that there are many people who respect you and cherish you. like you……"

It was the first time that Tanjirou heard Zaomen say so many words in one breath, and he was very moved at first, but the more Zaomen talked, the more he felt that something was wrong.

Isn't this just bragging about the person you like...

Obviously the opposite is a single dog, why do I feel like I'm eating dog food...

"Cough, I understand that matter. It seems that Mr. Zaomon's feelings for my wife are really complicated..." Tanjiro didn't know how to describe it. He began to synchronize with Zenitsu's thoughts. They are not together now, it must be because they are all fossil heads, "Mr. Zaomen isn't going to confess to my wife, Mr.?"

"Sue, sue, sue, sue, white!!!!" Zaomen stuttered in surprise, "I, I, I, I never thought of confessing to Shan, Shan, Shanyi!!!"

"That's because you didn't realize that you liked him before." Tanjiro showed a very serious look, "But judging from what you said just now, you like my wife [-]%, just like I like Zenitsu. Me too Kamado Tanjirou, so I know."

I'm also Tanjiro Kamado so I know.

These words echoed in Zaomon's mind, he stared at Tanjirou's face that was just younger than himself, and had deep admiration for him.

Obviously I should be older, but I am not as good as a 15-year-old child in recognizing my true heart.This gap may be caused by the times, or by experience, but the only thing that remains the same is that they are Tanjiro Kamado, and they both like my wife Zenitsu.

Now, he realized it, so it was time to admit it.

"I like Zenitsu, I like it very much!!!" Tanjiro Kamado continued to say to Tanjiro with a strong sense of shame, "I want to confess to Zenitsu, and I want to be in a relationship like yours! You can please Will you help me?"

Tanjiro showed a big smile and said, "Of course! Please let me help!!!"

And while Tanjiro was guiding the stove door to open, Zenitsu was also talking about my wife.

"Say!!! Where are you two going!!!" It was Shanyi who dragged my wife here, who knew that as soon as the door was closed and the light was turned on, my wife immediately turned around and began to question Shanyi, "Holding hands... I must have done it, and Tanjiro and I often hold hands. We kiss, kiss!!! Have you ever kissed!!!!"

Shanyi rolled his eyes at my wife, and replied with disdain: "I must have kissed her..."

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!" My wife clutched her chest, he seemed to feel pain like a thousand arrows piercing through his heart, "Why!!! I haven't even kissed yet, what are you two brats doing I just kissed it!!! Damn it!!!!!!”

"Ah, by the way, we have done everything we should and shouldn't do." Shan Yi said very lightly, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was deliberately provoking my wife.

My wife obviously liked this. He stared at Shanyi with wide eyes, and finally ran to him and pulled his clothes and asked loudly: "What do you mean by what you should do and what you shouldn't do!!! You and Kotanjiro What the hell did you do!!!!"

"It's those..." Shanyi was not moved at all, he even smiled wickedly and listed it slowly for my wife, "Holding hands, kissing. Of course, in the end, it is something that lovers will do, for example, what about making love? Oh... Ah, I forgot that you and Kamado haven't dated yet. Alas, what a pity, Tanjiro's skills are actually not bad, but you probably don't realize it..."

After hearing Shanyi's words, my wife showed an expression as if she had been struck by lightning, let go of the hand holding Shanyi's clothes, lay on the floor in a trance, and began to chant: "Do, do, make love... …It’s obvious that the two brats have already made it this far! Damn!!! I’m not envious at all, I’m not jealous at all, and sooner or later, I’ll be with Tanjiro too…”

Having said that, my wife shut her mouth.

Zenitsu squatted down and poked my wife's bulging cheek, sighed, "What will you do with Tanjiro, make love?"

After a while, my wife said in a crying voice, "I want... I also want to be lovers with Tanjirou, I also want to be with Tanjirou..."

"Then go and confess!" Shanyi said bitterly, "Right now, run to the next door and confess to him!!! He will definitely accept you!!!"

"But I don't dare now..." My wife burst into tears while talking, "You have to help me!!! You can't watch me and Tanjiro miss it!!! You must help me !!!!!!”

After a while, he cried and rubbed himself up from the ground, hugged Shanyi in his arms and begged desperately.

"I'll help you!!! Anyway, don't cry yet!!!"

"Um……"

Shanyi watched my wife struggling to hold back her tears, and silently handed out the tissue in her pocket.I couldn't help sighing again in my heart, and sure enough, this person didn't run away.

And the next day, Tanjirou and Zenitsu opened the door of the kitchen after we had separated for a quiet night and dressed up like a wife, and pushed out the door.

Tanjiro smiled: "Today, Zenitsu and I are going on a date."

Shanyi continued: "So, you all go with us too!"

Zaomen and his wife looked at each other again and yelled at them.

"Eh?????"

tbc