Cow licking curly hair and the boss

Hou Yue has nothing else to do recently, just one thing - to be a dog nanny for his chickens.

The little chicken is Erha, 7 years old this year, and it is the first time that he has been so seriously ill since he grew up. The dog's nose is about to dry out with a fever, and he lies listlessly on the carpet without eating or drinking.

Lao Hou and Liu Xian'er were busy with work, Hou Yue could only take the chicken back to [-] to watch.Xiaoji was sick for more than a week, and Hou Yue chatted, ate, listened to music, and watched movies with him every day.I also bought a dog stroller to push the chick out every day to relax, and then told two dog stories before going to bed.

If it weren't for Liu Wutian's suspicious feeling that the scheming dog Xiaoji was going to usurp his position, Hou Yue would have wanted to sleep with Xiaoji.

At 7:3 p.m., Liu Wu came back from the outside, and when he entered the room, he saw Hou Yue and Xiaoji on the sofa wearing Minion T-shirts, hugging and watching "Despicable Me [-]" together.

Last week Hou Yue clamored to make clothes for Chick, and asked him if he wanted to wear parent-child outfits together.Let him wear parent-child outfits with a Erha, hehe~

He stood in the porch for more than a minute, watching Hou Yue put one arm around Erha's neck, one person and one dog face to face, Hou Yue explained to Xiaoji why the little yellow man turned into a big purple monster while hahahaha——because Eating indiscriminately.And teach the chick not to eat what others give to him in the future, it will turn into a violent, manic and ugly purple big dog, it is too barren and ugly!If the little chicken turns into a big purple dog, it will definitely be ruthlessly abandoned by Master Hou.

The little chicken obviously couldn't understand what Hou Yue was talking about. It had already been frightened by the violent and manic minion on TV, and its eyes were wide open, and it froze into a dog sculpture.

Master Hou didn't see the little chicken responding after babbling, and when he turned to look at the little chicken, he was pleasantly surprised to find another big dog standing at the door.

Hou Yue: "Ha! Come back and stand there, look! It's exciting!"

Liu Wu went to Yangcheng today, because he was going to settle the land matter, so he was dressed a little formally.After entering the room, the suit jacket was hung on the hanger. At this time, the suit vest was open, the tie was torn off, and he was holding it in his hand. He unbuttoned his shirt and walked towards the sofa.

He said in a displeased tone, "After standing for more than a minute, I finally saw me."

Hearing this tone, Hou Yue paused the TV, put the dog's head under his arm, put his elbows on the sofa and put his fingers on the side of his face, raised his face and smiled mischievously at the approaching Liu Wu: "I always find you by Smell..." He said as he leaned his head on the back of the sofa, Liu Wu's upper body was already covered, and he pressed his hands on the side of his head, bowing his head so as not to touch him.

Hou Yue smiled slyly, tilted his head and brushed the tip of his nose against the tiger's mouth on the back of Liu Wu's hand: "Who said that smoking is the second chick?"

Liu Wu used to clamp Hou Yue's chin with his jaws.He clamped Hou Yue's chin and straightened his head, lowered his head and rubbed the corner of Hou Yue's mouth with his lips, breathing heavily as if he had run ten kilometers with a weight on his back, "Is there any? Smell it again."

Hou Yue just couldn't satisfy his greed, frowning the tip of his nose, sniffing here and there.From the wings of the nose to the cheeks and then to the chin, passed through the Adam's apple and the tip of the nose and got into the three-buttoned shirt.Where the tip of the nose passed, Liu Wu's skin seemed to have been scratched, leaving a light red and itchy patch.

Erha was very ignorant, tilting his dog's head to see the two flirting so uncomfortable that he was going to burst.Although I can’t understand it, but as a 7-year-old Erha, he thinks he has seen the hottest and hottest dog movies, so the two next to him are really weak, they never flirt, they see each other It's just a rant!

The chick jumped off the sofa and left, immersing herself in those years when she was so vigorous and dominant.The dog's eyes flashed the dog faces of a few beautiful little bitches, and he couldn't help but sigh: he doesn't understand human aesthetics, and things that are hairless seem to have no sense of beauty at all, what are they doing.

A few minutes later, there were only scattered clothes and pants left on and off the sofa, and the sound of "squeaking" water sounded in the bathroom, and soon there was the sound of hard work, dull thumping and crisp splashing of water.

Another week later, Liu Wu put on Hou Yue's new Minions T-shirt with unwillingness on his face, and then was dragged to take a photo. There was a chick between the two of them, and the chick was also wearing a small T-shirts around the yellow people.

The photos are enlarged, framed, and hung on a photo wall.

On the huge photo wall, there will be one more photo every month, big or small.In the photo, the location will change, the scene will be different, the season will naturally be different, occasionally there will be a group of people, and a small animal or two, but what remains the same is that every photo shows Master Hou and some gangster men around him .

Chick recovered from his cold, and started his urination as a sled dog again.The scourge of Hou Yue and Liu Wu's nest is the same every day, and there has never been two days of the same.And once out of the house, Sa Yazi ran away, and the two were dragged away by dogs every day in despair. Recently, it has become a street scene.

Liu Xian'er had asked them before if they wanted to have another pet or something?They both knew what Liu Xian'er and Lao Hou meant, but they couldn't do what they wanted.There is Xiaoji, the erha who is the king of heaven, and Yao Wang, who has been rebellious since he just entered junior high school and wants to go to the end of the world every day.

Moreover, both of them have their own restaurants, and recently opened a private restaurant, and they don't have time to have sex when they are busy, which has already caused Liu Wu to complain.If he was raising something, Liu Wu would probably run away from home with Yao Wang and go to the end of the world.

It can be said that when Hou Yue got together with Zuo You and Zhou Meng, he saw Zuo You and Xia Wei looking at the cute little popcorn loli for her sister and Zhou Meng made Li Huansha give birth to twins Every time the three of them gather, Zuo You and Zhou Meng take their time to show off in front of Hou Yue with their baby.I'm almost jealous and envious of Hou Yue.

Popcorn and the four-year-old twins were watching cartoons on the sofa. Xia Wei took the comprehensive planning of Liu Wu's land in Yangcheng, and the two talked about business.The remaining three were fighting the landlords, and they were either choking on the flames or changing cards secretly, and they couldn't explain it and started to fight with each other.

A few minutes later, twins: "Don't bully my daddy, I can transform!"

Hou Yue and Zuo You who were beating Zhou Meng: "..."

A few minutes later, Popcorn: "Don't hit my uncle! Bad guys look at my magic wand!"

Hou Yue and Zhou Meng who were beating Zuo You: "..."

Afterwards, Hou Yue, who was beaten up by Zuo You and Zhou Mengqun, turned his head and yelled at Liu Wu: "Why are you still not pregnant?! Are you secretly taking contraceptive pills behind my back! You can't even give birth to a child! What use are you! It's useless to persuade anyone this time, I want to choose a concubine!"

That night, Young Master Hou, who clamored to "choose a concubine wantonly to expand the harem", was pissed off badly. The 180-style posture extended to the 360-style posture, and they didn't fall asleep until the third day of the day.

Unexpectedly, this matter is not over yet, the consequence of angering the boss is that Young Master Hou has not left the house for half a month, and when he left the house again, Zuo You joked when he saw it: "Hehe~ Xiaoyuezi is done."

Hou Yue was ashamed to see people, turned around and went back to the den on the second floor, when Liu Wu came back from outside that night, he even threw him a pregnancy test stick!

Hou Yue: "!!!!!!!!!"

Liu Wu looked at Hou Yue narrowly and affectionately: "Look at the results of half a month of hard work, try it, if it doesn't work, continue."

Too Nima has revenge!

Hou Yue was frightened by the word "keep going" and ran out with a "wow" voice, without changing his slippers and pajamas, he drove into the Wrangler and went straight to his grandma's house.

His own mother might not be able to save him in this matter.

His own mother and father had turned against each other two years ago.

Don't say that he owed Liu Wu to clean him up for a while, but he was right. Liu Wu cleaned him up. Both Lao Hou and Liu Xian'er could pretend to be old, dim, and demented, and pretend that they didn't see anything.

Within two days, Yao Wang was on summer vacation.The three of them took Xiaoji on a self-driving trip to the northwest town where Liu Wu lived for several months.

The town is small, with few people, and the melons and fruits are very sweet. Hou Yue, who eats beef and mutton, gets angry, and the hot one chases Liu Wu every day to vent his anger.

Before leaving, three people and one dog took a family portrait in the rolling yellow sand.

Liu Wu held Hou Yue's shoulders and walked step by step from the desert to the edge of the oasis. The sun was shining down fiercely. Hou Yue had been tanned for a while these days, but his curly hair seemed to be more fluffy.

He rubbed it, and as soon as his arm was closed, the kiss was imprinted heavily on his forehead, and he asked, "Have you had enough waves?"

Hou Yue felt that the nosebleeds were dripping from the blood vessels to the nostrils, and it was Liu Wu's fault.

Liu Wu did not know where to find a combat uniform, and gave the coat to Yao Wang.

He wears military boots and camouflage pants, his long legs are bold and strong, and the yellow sand is flying behind him every step of the way; his upper body is army green and close-fitting with half sleeves, what biceps, triceps, pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, and mermaid line are all outlined. Looming, the masculinity is overwhelming.

A water jug ​​was slung over his shoulder, and several sabers hung from his belt around his waist.The righteousness of the bandits is awe-inspiring, and the unique world has its own school.

Hou Yue turned around and hooked Liu Wu's neck and bit his lips: "Did I flirt? Who is performing the uniform temptation in front of me now?"

Liu Wuxiao was proud, and his finger slid down from the navel through Hou Yue's T-shirt: "It seems... I have tempted you..."

Hou Yue raised his knee suddenly, the movement was swift, but the strength was light, and the knee touched Liu Wuku|'s crotch: "It's as if I'm making waves and you're not." The knees are no longer soft, huh!

They looked at each other and looked into each other's hearts. Something was rushing up from the bottom of their hearts. The two suddenly turned around and ran towards the off-road vehicle parked on the edge of the desert.

Yao Wang and Xiaoji heard the heavy footsteps getting faster and faster, and knew that the two of them were getting nervous again, but they didn't want to be thrown into the desert, so they could only run like crazy.

Yao Wang and Xiao Ji got into the car like fish swimming through the window without glass.

Then Hou Yue grabbed the handle of the roof and jumped up and got into the passenger driver through the window.

Only Liu Wu opened the door and sat in the car seriously.

Liu Wu showed off his car return skill angrily, drifting 360° in place, throwing up yellow sand all over the sky.

Off-road vehicles are galloping recklessly on the edge of deserts and oases.

Hou Yue took the time to think while suppressing the overwhelming desire: He and Liu Wu have two children, one Erha and the other Yao Wang.

In terms of species, he completely beat Zuo You and Zhou Meng; in terms of the cuteness of the baby...he thinks he can make it together; as for the value of force, no one he knows can beat Liu Wu except his uncle.Now a little violent Yao Wang has been added, who is simply a copy of Liu Wu.

They are a family of four, which is fine.

He tilted his head and looked at Liu Wu who thought he was smiling happily, but Liu Wu glanced at him but was taken aback, then pulled his tighter pants very naturally, stepped on the gas pedal and the off-road vehicle made a "buzz" jumped out. "Look out the window, don't look at me... I'll show you later..."

Hou Yue, who found himself happy for less than half a minute: "!!!!!!"

Which dog eye of yours saw me flirting!

Can you still make sense!

Liu Wu added: "Be patient, I'll be there soon."

Hou Yue glanced at the baby and the dog barking at the desert in the back seat, then turned his head and asked Liu Wu in a low voice: "Which eye are you watching me flirt with?!"

Liu Wushi tapped his eyelids with two fingers, flipped his fingers and tapped the ground he propped up again: "I saw it all."

Hou Yue was angry, and was blindsided by Liu Wu's shameless attack.

He had to admit that he would never be as good as Liu Wu in this respect.

———The end of the episode