Is this bunny for sale?

Under the guidance of the system, An Ge opened a strange Taobao store.

Most people can't find this Taobao store, but people or demons related to demons can be found quickly.

This Taobao store called "Monster Catch Special Delivery" is also different from other sales, it is dedicated to selling magic weapons for catching monsters.

There is only one product in this store: "Special photo shoot", which can only be photographed after consulting, otherwise not only will you not get the product, but also depends on the seller's mood whether you can get a refund or not.

In this day and age, who else would buy these things except the stupid ones?

So An Ge's small shop has been neglected since it opened.

An Ge didn't particularly care.

Love to buy, buy, not to buy.

Today, the store received the first news since its opening:

Suzhou: Excuse me, do you sell magic weapons for catching monsters here?

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When Su Shen from another city uttered these words, he had the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

He is really out of money. Those well-known big stores in the industry often cost tens of thousands of dollars for a magic weapon. Now he only has a pitiful 5000 yuan.

Oh, that's not counting his living expenses this month.

Obviously he just completed a big order and got hundreds of thousands, but because the client didn't tell him in advance that the money was paid at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night.

As soon as 12 o'clock came, the money in his account disappeared.

Su Shen still remembered the nightmarish morning he just experienced.

He got up early that day, and after some training, he found the information in the bank card, telling him that the money had been transferred to the card. Su Shen was thinking about how to spend the money today, but saw the date of the information by mistake: 2018.7.19.23:05

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Reluctantly, he picked up his mobile phone and logged into the online banking to check his balance. Sure enough, there were only five thousand left.

Unbelievable, Su Shen ran to the bank to find out why there was only so much money left in his account, but after searching for a long time, he went to many banks, and all the banks just told him: Sorry, we don't know either.

Su Shen was helpless, but the new order had already been accepted, and the last magic weapon was damaged when he caught the last monster. If he didn't buy it again, he might not be able to catch that monster.

Su Shen logged on to the encrypted comprehensive website, and frantically browsed the various magic weapon stores, trying to find out if there was any magic weapon with a reduced price. After a page was exhausted, Su Shen found An Ge's newly opened Taobao store.

The Taobao store is newly opened, and there is nothing in the store, only one treasure: "Special Paikou". Su Shen hesitated for a long time before sending a message to this seemingly unreliable store.

At the same time, An Ge at the other end of the network cable discovered the news.

An Ge tapped his finger on the mouse pad, and returned to the seller on the opposite side.

His hands tapped on the keyboard, fast.

Pigeon (owner): This store has a full range of magic weapons for catching monsters, only you can’t think of them, and we can’t sell them without them. The price is cheap, and you can’t be deceived. The opening of this store is a big bargain, all magic weapons are [-]% off, everything is [-]% off, and everything is [-]% off. Come on. Guest, state your needs.

Su Shen looked at a series of messages sent by the opposite side in seconds, silently picked up the water glass next to the table, raised his head and took a sip of water, deeply felt that the store was unreliable, so he didn't go back to the person across the way, and decided to find a few more Try your luck at a well-known store.

His luck is not good. Today, the well-known magic treasure stores seem to have made an agreement. They don’t have any discounts. Even the most common and hard-to-sell low-grade magic weapon, the Monster Hunting Cable, will be sold at the original price of 5000 yuan. Su Shen originally He wanted to grit his teeth and buy it, but he saw a small print under the price before placing the order: Postage 16

Su Shen: ...

An hour later, Su Shen returned the information about the shop that looked like a black shop.

Suzhou: Excuse me, is there any hunting rope for sale here?

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On the other side, An Ge stared at the screen boredly after posting the words filled with Amway, wanting to see what the person on the other end would reply.

To his surprise, that person disappeared suddenly after he sent a long series of messages, and never replied to An Ge's message again.

An Ge waited for a while, seeing that there was no news yet, he gave a "tsk" and stopped paying attention.

The system in An Ge's mind silently stared at the development of the situation, and after seeing An Ge's gaze shifted, he spoke somewhat impatiently.

【Why didn't you call him back? 】

An Ge was annoyed when he heard the system speak, but he was smart enough not to let the system receive his emotions.

[He clearly doesn't want to buy magic weapons in our store, what can I do? 】

The system was silent, and said after a while:

【Too. 】

The system appeared in An Ge's mind a few days ago. As soon as it appeared, he asked An Ge to sell a magic weapon to catch monsters. As a rabbit demon, An Ge was naturally unwilling. After An Ge refused to agree, the system kept it in existence. After telling others, he didn't make much noise.

After the incident happened, An Ge realized that the system's silence was not because he compromised, but because he was holding back his big moves. After realizing this fact, he had already experienced it.

After a few days of peace, the system didn't know why it understood An Ge's fear of being sheared. One day when An Ge was sleeping as a prototype, he controlled An Ge's body and walked to the mirror. Xia took out a pair of demon lock scissors from the system space, and began to cut An Ge's hair with An Ge's body and spiritual power.

An Ge was locked in the system's sea of ​​consciousness, watching in panic as a pair of scissors landed on his body, the knife edge slowly opened, and then slowly closed, wisps of slender, white hair fell lightly on the ground, and so on. .

An Ge couldn't stand such torture, so he had to agree to the system's task of selling magic weapons to catch monsters.

From then on, An Ge went to sleep every day in fear, afraid that one day she would wake up with her own hair cut next to her.

He also gradually realized that the system's silence was a precursor to holding back his big move.

Seeing that the system was silent at this time, An Ge asked the system vigilantly:

【What are you going to do? 】

The voice of the system is very gentle, 【It's nothing, I want to come out tonight to let the wind go, and help the poor little animals to cut their fur, is that okay? 】

An Ge was about to refute the system when a message from the buyer suddenly came.

"Excuse me, is there any witch hunting rope here?"

An Ge was silent, and after two seconds he asked the system in his heart

[Is there a demon hunting rope? 】

[I'll look for it, yes, you can see for yourself. 】As he spoke, he passed information on several kinds of rope magic weapons to him, obviously as if he didn't care about anything except the supply.

An Ge digested the information sent to him by the system, and relayed it.

Pigeon (shopkeeper): Yes, I don’t know if this pro wants a low-grade demon-hunting rope, a mid-grade demon-hunting rope, or a top-grade demon-hunting rope?We also have the Tongtian Cable here, which is more useful than the Monster Hunting Cable.

Su Shen didn't expect that there were really magic weapons for sale here, and seeing that the opposite party knew a lot about magic weapons such as the Monster Hunting Cable, it seemed quite believable.

So he typed with the mentality of a dead horse as a living horse doctor:

Suzhou: How much does it cost?

Pigeon (owner): Big discount for the opening, these items are 1500% off, 3000 yuan each, if you buy them all, I can sell them to you for [-] yuan, this is also the special treatment for our first customer!How about it? Do you want to buy it?At this price, you can't buy it at a disadvantage and you can't be fooled. Do you really want to give it a shot?

Su Shen looked at the low price in the news, then looked at the money in his bank account, and gave in shamefully.

Suzhou: ...I will buy it.

The author has something to say:

An Ge: How about selling you, you can also catch monsters.

System: (turning pale with shock) Not good!

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