Well, how did I turn around Long Yang?

1. In a different world, there is a continent, just like all Western fantasy settings, there are dragons on the continent.But the dragon here will not become a beautiful man with a naked upper body and only a grass skirt, nor does he need to fly over mountains, rivers, lakes and seas to snatch the princess from a human castle (and then be hacked to death by a heroic human knight with a sword or randomly). arrows to death).

The dragons are the aborigines of the mainland, and they have a civilization far superior to that of humans.People spontaneously presented the most beautiful and noble maidens (in a broad sense called princesses) to the Dragon Clan, and then obtained the knowledge and crops bestowed by these winged gods.

But unfortunately, there is a country where no princess has been born.

This country is really too ordinary, so ordinary that no bard is interested in it, so he lost the opportunity to accuse the dragons in the ballad of oppressing the people and robbing the women to ride on the heads of humans to do their best.After all... it's an unspoken rule, isn't it?The dragon clan did not force it, it was all a spontaneous behavior of human beings. The dragon clan said that they should not touch us, we will not make an appointment.

So the king and queen decided to have their little prince pretend to be a princess.

The little prince: "?! Why am I not my brothers? What did I do wrong??"

2. King: "My dear little son, your eldest brother William fell in love with the prince next door, your second brother Bruce wanted to marry a witch in the jungle to death, your third brother Achill loves horseback riding and archery and push-ups , you can eat a cow for a meal, and maybe you can run a horse on your shoulders, only you, my baby."

The little prince: "?? But I haven't learned how to be a princess, the dragon will find out!"

Queen: "My dear little Cyril, other princes will not learn flower arranging and cooking from childhood."

3. The world view of the little prince is broken.He thought he was just a simple little bitch, but he didn't expect that he was raised as a girl since he was a child, and he was always ready to give Long Tong a bride-in-law.

The Little Prince: What a remnant of feudalism!How could it be like this!

4. Cyril is really a very squeamish little guy, of course, he is also very squeamish.He has a pair of blue eyes as clear as the sea, and a head of golden hair.The way he smiles can break through dark clouds and bring sunshine, and it is rumored among the people that his beauty can be equal to that of Aphrodite.He is also No.1 in the Kingdom flower arrangement competition.

Cyril: I'm awesome!yeah!

Once married to the evil dragon, it is an insult to the champion!The previous champions were all married to nobles! !

Achill: "But brother, you are already very honorable in our country. Do you want to rebel or engage in orthopedics with your father?"

The little prince was stunned.He looked at his elder brother's fist as big as a sandbag, and then at the sword his elder brother was wiping.He swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

5. Cyril is still married, whether forced or voluntary.

When he woke up, he found himself sleeping on a stone altar in the jungle. The king and queen looked at him with tears in their eyes, holding hands, and a priest beside him was practicing.

The surrounding woods seemed empty, but he could see the third brother leading a group of knights from the king's guard to watch from the crowded gaps.

He thought about it carefully. Last second, he was leaning against the velvet quilt at the head of the bed, ready to drink milk and fall asleep, but the second sister-in-law came in and handed him a bowl of green health soup. There were a bunch of unknown objects floating in it. Only the spider legs are recognizable.

Looking at the expectant eyes of the second sister-in-law, Xi Ruier took a deep breath of this bowl of soup that looked and tasted like poison, and then opened his eyes and it was now.He firmly believed that he would never let his second sister-in-law into the kitchen, and then he felt sad when he thought that he might never return to the kingdom's castle in his life.

Cyril: I am really the poorest little prince in the world, I want to shed tears for myself 155555551