interconnected underworld
Chapter 5
Not easy reason.
"You don't need to read it." Bai Wuchang pulled out the information from the judge's hand, "They are all unnutritious things, and I will tell you the rest. According to the regulations, they are not allowed to haunt the world, but the old man is afraid of them." The little Jiaohua in the clan couldn't bear the scorching sun in the world, so she wanted to find a sunshade. The Heavenly Court didn't want to take care of these things, and although Ping Qingsi had some ability, he was just a human being, so I thought about finding the old Hades."
The judge nodded after listening, and packed up the materials. Bai Wuchang lay back on the sofa, and breathed out comfortably: "That kid will be thrown out by his cheap father to experience life in two days. The house his father prepared for him Across from our house."
The judge was in a great mood when Bai Wuchang said the words "our family", and for the first time, he vomited in his heart: "I think this house is very good, and he still comes to experience life. His upstart father is a digger. Let's go to the mine."
Bai Wuchang felt funny when he heard this, and suddenly thought of something.
"How did you live before you came up?"
"Ok?"
"It's the years when you... came up to accompany me." Bai Wuchang was a little embarrassed, but he had already said the words, and he couldn't hold back any more, so he could only bite the bullet and continue, "I only asked your name. , I never thought about where you live. You always come to me, I never took the initiative, and I didn’t feel anything at the time, but now I’m... a little curious, can you tell me something about it?"
"There is nothing to say. When you lived in the village, I would lie on the tree outside your house. During the war, I would sleep on the kang every day. When the time is right, you will live in a building, and I will hang out of the window. You didn't open the curtains in the middle of the night, or you might go down early." The judge's ears turned red, and he walked into the bedroom, "I haven't slept on a mattress yet, the master bedroom is mine, you can sleep in the second bedroom."
"Ah Jue..." Bai Wuchang followed the judge, and the judge stood at the door of the bedroom with his hands on the door in a blocking gesture.
"Ah Jue, let me sleep in the master bedroom too."
The judge raised his eyebrows.
"The second bedroom... there is a coffin in the second bedroom, I feel uncomfortable looking at it."
The judge felt that Ping Qingsi was so considerate, thought out all kinds of situations, and then closed the door in a happy mood, leaving Bai Wuchang to cry outside.
The author has something to say
Ah... These two days should be their daily sand sculptures, but Bai Wuchang is the only sand sculpture...
are you so skilled
On the second day, the judge was refreshed, opened the curtains, and looked at the people downstairs doing morning exercises, selling breakfast, walking dogs and teasing cats.Thousands of years later, he once again truly lived in the atmosphere of smoke and fire. When he opened the door, he saw Bai Wuchang lying on the sofa with a resentful expression on his face.
"I kept my promise. I didn't go into the master bedroom to squeeze you last night, but now that you want me to go in, I'm going to take out my phone and call Xiao Liu."
The judge turned sideways to let him in, seeing Bai Wuchang on the bed with tears in his eyes, he turned his head away.
The judge said: "Why do you bother Xiao Liu? I have never walked in the world. It just so happens that the little patriarch will not come these two days. You can take me around and buy you a bed by the way. You must choose it yourself." It’s better than what others bought.”
Bai Wuchang stood aside, thinking that what he said made sense.
The judge said: "It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today."
Bai Wuchang changed his clothes and was about to leave. He suddenly turned to the judge and said seriously, "Your hair."
The judge corrected it in time and apologized again and again.
Bai Wuchang was full of joy, full of longing for the bed, a heart that was rushing towards the furniture city was suddenly pulled down, and when he looked back, it was the judge who pinched the corner of his clothes.
The judge was slightly ashamed, and pointed out the window: "Everyone has to eat before going out, I want to try that."
Bai Wuchang was startled, and suddenly realized.
The judge used to come and go in a hurry, thinking about how to get close to him. Not only did he never sleep, he probably never used the food in the world.It is true that they have enjoyed incense for thousands of years and do not need such mundane things, but they always have curiosity and the pursuit of taste.Moreover, the judge actually has no experience in dealing with human beings, so subconsciously relying on Bai Wuchang, who is fairly experienced, is also normal.
Bai Wuchang went through this series of mental activities, and when he looked at each other again, he found that there were some pleadings in the judge's eyes, and when he thought that he was relying on himself, a fireworks show completely exploded in his head.
Bai Wuchang grabbed the hand of the judge who was still hanging on his clothes with his backhand, trembling: "Okay, let's go. The ones downstairs are all simple to eat. Fortunately, we have been here for a long time, and the rest of the food and clothing can be worn." I have tried everything with you."
Although the judge has wandered around the world for several years, it was the first time he had dealt with so many people in a real way, so he was a little restrained.
The residence that Division Pingqing chose for them, most of the residents are old people, kind-hearted and amiable.Whether you know Bai Wuchang and Judge or not, you should say hello when you meet.
After a lot of greetings, the judge who was half a step behind Bai Wuchang finally walked side by side with him.
The breakfast downstairs is brought by an electric cart, selling soy milk, tofu nao and fried dough sticks.Bai Wuchang took all the bowls, and when he wanted to teach the judge how to eat, the judge had almost finished eating.
Bai Wuchang lowered his voice: "Are you so proficient?"
The judge nodded, got up and walked to the proprietress: "Hi, another bowl of tofu nao, how spicy."
Bai Wuchang looked at the bowl of red tofu and his temples throbbed: "You are too adaptable, aren't you?"
The judge looked around, took a bite of his brain, and squinted his eyes because of the heat: "I saw that you ate it, the last time you opened a black hole in an Internet cafe, I wanted to eat it when I was floating in the sky the next morning. "
The crowd gradually dispersed, the proprietress of the breakfast stall cleared the table, saw the judge, and laughed out loud: "Little brother really can eat spicy food."
The judge waved his hand, which means it's okay.
The proprietress: "Both of you are late, it's getting cold. My family opens the stall every morning. Next time, my little brother will go out early. The hot tofu nao is more fragrant when paired with my chili oil."
The judge finished his last bite, wiped his mouth, and thanked crisply.The proprietress laughed out loud at the judge's provocation, and even sat down at the table next door to chat with him.
Seeing that the morning rush hour was about to pass, Bai Wuchang cleared his throat, and the proprietress noticed that there was a big brother sitting opposite.
The proprietress was straightforward and asked without thinking, "Who is this?"
The judge laughed out loud: "My half-brother."
Bai Wuchang was completely insane. It seemed that this bastard could live happily without him, and the self-confidence he had just built collapsed in an instant.
Really fragrant
Bai Wuchang swiped a card that didn't belong to him, and bought all the things he wanted to buy so far.
Looking at the pile of things, the judge felt a pain in his head.It was impossible for him to move, and he would never move back, so he wanted to use magic to transport it back, but was ruthlessly stopped by Bai Wuchang.
"Since we have come to the world, we should learn the rules of life. How about this, let's make a bet on who can't help the bad rules first."
The judge was noncommittal: "Where is the lottery?"
"Caitou..." Bai Wuchang pondered for a long time, "Wash the other party's clothes for a week, hand wash, all, yes, yes."
The last three words came out of Bai Wuchang's mouth, very obscene.
The judge thought for a while, then nodded: "All right, I'll bet you foul first."
Bai Wuchang smiled like a landlord's idiot son, picked up all kinds of shopping bags on the ground in one go, and said, "I'll take care of you, in case you get tired from washing clothes, I've carried them all."
The judge walked in front, "Thank you."
When Bai Wuchang was panting on the sofa like a dog, the delivery person called him: "Hello, Mr. Xie, I am the delivery person of xx furniture, and the car has arrived downstairs."
Bai Wuchang grinned to the base of his ears, opened the door to greet the delivery personnel with incredible speed, but paused when he put his hand on the doorknob of the second bedroom.
There was no elevator in the old house, and the delivery staff were so tired that they couldn't help urging him from behind: "Mr. Xie?"
The judge put the teacup on the coffee table with a crisp sound.
Bai Wuchang smiled and opened the door, the room was empty.
The judge brought water to the delivery personnel and sent them away, leaning on the door frame and snapping his fingers, the big black coffin floating in the air was very inconsistent with Bai Wuchang's gleaming golden bed.
Judge: "It smells so good."
Bai Wuchang washed and damaged Judge's three pairs of underwear and two T-shirts in a week.
The judge went out to buy underwear for the third time, and when he went upstairs, he met the little patriarch of the Yu clan.
Oh, it's time to experience life.thought the Judge.
The little patriarch stretched out his hand to block the judge's way, and the first sentence he opened his mouth was to slap him: "Tsk, which little brother is this, he is fair and beautiful."
The judge made a calculation: the child has long arms and long legs, and it is impossible to get around it. It is possible to sneak under the arm, but it is too ugly.
The judge stepped back a step and handed a letter to Bai Wuchang in the room.
Within three seconds, the door opened wide, and a slipper was thrown out, hitting the little patriarch on the back of the head.
"What, speak wild words."
After entering the room, the judge complained to him: "Just get him away and let me go. He is a mortal now, and what he did with such a cruel hand, I think the back of his head is swollen."
Bai Wuchang snorted coldly: "Let him know that not everyone can fix it. It doesn't matter if you suffer a loss now, it's too late to cry when you provoke someone you shouldn't. Their old patriarch has to come and thank me."
The judge put away his things, and sighed with a pinch of his brows: "He is only 24 years old now, and there are still two years left when he returns at the age of 26."
Bai Wuchang put on his slippers: "It's only been a few days, are you tired of being on it? Can't stand it anymore?"
The judge hummed lightly.
Bai Wuchang went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator, muttering in a low voice: Before I wanted to come, you were not willing to come up to accompany me.
The judge straightened up and asked:
"You don't need to read it." Bai Wuchang pulled out the information from the judge's hand, "They are all unnutritious things, and I will tell you the rest. According to the regulations, they are not allowed to haunt the world, but the old man is afraid of them." The little Jiaohua in the clan couldn't bear the scorching sun in the world, so she wanted to find a sunshade. The Heavenly Court didn't want to take care of these things, and although Ping Qingsi had some ability, he was just a human being, so I thought about finding the old Hades."
The judge nodded after listening, and packed up the materials. Bai Wuchang lay back on the sofa, and breathed out comfortably: "That kid will be thrown out by his cheap father to experience life in two days. The house his father prepared for him Across from our house."
The judge was in a great mood when Bai Wuchang said the words "our family", and for the first time, he vomited in his heart: "I think this house is very good, and he still comes to experience life. His upstart father is a digger. Let's go to the mine."
Bai Wuchang felt funny when he heard this, and suddenly thought of something.
"How did you live before you came up?"
"Ok?"
"It's the years when you... came up to accompany me." Bai Wuchang was a little embarrassed, but he had already said the words, and he couldn't hold back any more, so he could only bite the bullet and continue, "I only asked your name. , I never thought about where you live. You always come to me, I never took the initiative, and I didn’t feel anything at the time, but now I’m... a little curious, can you tell me something about it?"
"There is nothing to say. When you lived in the village, I would lie on the tree outside your house. During the war, I would sleep on the kang every day. When the time is right, you will live in a building, and I will hang out of the window. You didn't open the curtains in the middle of the night, or you might go down early." The judge's ears turned red, and he walked into the bedroom, "I haven't slept on a mattress yet, the master bedroom is mine, you can sleep in the second bedroom."
"Ah Jue..." Bai Wuchang followed the judge, and the judge stood at the door of the bedroom with his hands on the door in a blocking gesture.
"Ah Jue, let me sleep in the master bedroom too."
The judge raised his eyebrows.
"The second bedroom... there is a coffin in the second bedroom, I feel uncomfortable looking at it."
The judge felt that Ping Qingsi was so considerate, thought out all kinds of situations, and then closed the door in a happy mood, leaving Bai Wuchang to cry outside.
The author has something to say
Ah... These two days should be their daily sand sculptures, but Bai Wuchang is the only sand sculpture...
are you so skilled
On the second day, the judge was refreshed, opened the curtains, and looked at the people downstairs doing morning exercises, selling breakfast, walking dogs and teasing cats.Thousands of years later, he once again truly lived in the atmosphere of smoke and fire. When he opened the door, he saw Bai Wuchang lying on the sofa with a resentful expression on his face.
"I kept my promise. I didn't go into the master bedroom to squeeze you last night, but now that you want me to go in, I'm going to take out my phone and call Xiao Liu."
The judge turned sideways to let him in, seeing Bai Wuchang on the bed with tears in his eyes, he turned his head away.
The judge said: "Why do you bother Xiao Liu? I have never walked in the world. It just so happens that the little patriarch will not come these two days. You can take me around and buy you a bed by the way. You must choose it yourself." It’s better than what others bought.”
Bai Wuchang stood aside, thinking that what he said made sense.
The judge said: "It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just today."
Bai Wuchang changed his clothes and was about to leave. He suddenly turned to the judge and said seriously, "Your hair."
The judge corrected it in time and apologized again and again.
Bai Wuchang was full of joy, full of longing for the bed, a heart that was rushing towards the furniture city was suddenly pulled down, and when he looked back, it was the judge who pinched the corner of his clothes.
The judge was slightly ashamed, and pointed out the window: "Everyone has to eat before going out, I want to try that."
Bai Wuchang was startled, and suddenly realized.
The judge used to come and go in a hurry, thinking about how to get close to him. Not only did he never sleep, he probably never used the food in the world.It is true that they have enjoyed incense for thousands of years and do not need such mundane things, but they always have curiosity and the pursuit of taste.Moreover, the judge actually has no experience in dealing with human beings, so subconsciously relying on Bai Wuchang, who is fairly experienced, is also normal.
Bai Wuchang went through this series of mental activities, and when he looked at each other again, he found that there were some pleadings in the judge's eyes, and when he thought that he was relying on himself, a fireworks show completely exploded in his head.
Bai Wuchang grabbed the hand of the judge who was still hanging on his clothes with his backhand, trembling: "Okay, let's go. The ones downstairs are all simple to eat. Fortunately, we have been here for a long time, and the rest of the food and clothing can be worn." I have tried everything with you."
Although the judge has wandered around the world for several years, it was the first time he had dealt with so many people in a real way, so he was a little restrained.
The residence that Division Pingqing chose for them, most of the residents are old people, kind-hearted and amiable.Whether you know Bai Wuchang and Judge or not, you should say hello when you meet.
After a lot of greetings, the judge who was half a step behind Bai Wuchang finally walked side by side with him.
The breakfast downstairs is brought by an electric cart, selling soy milk, tofu nao and fried dough sticks.Bai Wuchang took all the bowls, and when he wanted to teach the judge how to eat, the judge had almost finished eating.
Bai Wuchang lowered his voice: "Are you so proficient?"
The judge nodded, got up and walked to the proprietress: "Hi, another bowl of tofu nao, how spicy."
Bai Wuchang looked at the bowl of red tofu and his temples throbbed: "You are too adaptable, aren't you?"
The judge looked around, took a bite of his brain, and squinted his eyes because of the heat: "I saw that you ate it, the last time you opened a black hole in an Internet cafe, I wanted to eat it when I was floating in the sky the next morning. "
The crowd gradually dispersed, the proprietress of the breakfast stall cleared the table, saw the judge, and laughed out loud: "Little brother really can eat spicy food."
The judge waved his hand, which means it's okay.
The proprietress: "Both of you are late, it's getting cold. My family opens the stall every morning. Next time, my little brother will go out early. The hot tofu nao is more fragrant when paired with my chili oil."
The judge finished his last bite, wiped his mouth, and thanked crisply.The proprietress laughed out loud at the judge's provocation, and even sat down at the table next door to chat with him.
Seeing that the morning rush hour was about to pass, Bai Wuchang cleared his throat, and the proprietress noticed that there was a big brother sitting opposite.
The proprietress was straightforward and asked without thinking, "Who is this?"
The judge laughed out loud: "My half-brother."
Bai Wuchang was completely insane. It seemed that this bastard could live happily without him, and the self-confidence he had just built collapsed in an instant.
Really fragrant
Bai Wuchang swiped a card that didn't belong to him, and bought all the things he wanted to buy so far.
Looking at the pile of things, the judge felt a pain in his head.It was impossible for him to move, and he would never move back, so he wanted to use magic to transport it back, but was ruthlessly stopped by Bai Wuchang.
"Since we have come to the world, we should learn the rules of life. How about this, let's make a bet on who can't help the bad rules first."
The judge was noncommittal: "Where is the lottery?"
"Caitou..." Bai Wuchang pondered for a long time, "Wash the other party's clothes for a week, hand wash, all, yes, yes."
The last three words came out of Bai Wuchang's mouth, very obscene.
The judge thought for a while, then nodded: "All right, I'll bet you foul first."
Bai Wuchang smiled like a landlord's idiot son, picked up all kinds of shopping bags on the ground in one go, and said, "I'll take care of you, in case you get tired from washing clothes, I've carried them all."
The judge walked in front, "Thank you."
When Bai Wuchang was panting on the sofa like a dog, the delivery person called him: "Hello, Mr. Xie, I am the delivery person of xx furniture, and the car has arrived downstairs."
Bai Wuchang grinned to the base of his ears, opened the door to greet the delivery personnel with incredible speed, but paused when he put his hand on the doorknob of the second bedroom.
There was no elevator in the old house, and the delivery staff were so tired that they couldn't help urging him from behind: "Mr. Xie?"
The judge put the teacup on the coffee table with a crisp sound.
Bai Wuchang smiled and opened the door, the room was empty.
The judge brought water to the delivery personnel and sent them away, leaning on the door frame and snapping his fingers, the big black coffin floating in the air was very inconsistent with Bai Wuchang's gleaming golden bed.
Judge: "It smells so good."
Bai Wuchang washed and damaged Judge's three pairs of underwear and two T-shirts in a week.
The judge went out to buy underwear for the third time, and when he went upstairs, he met the little patriarch of the Yu clan.
Oh, it's time to experience life.thought the Judge.
The little patriarch stretched out his hand to block the judge's way, and the first sentence he opened his mouth was to slap him: "Tsk, which little brother is this, he is fair and beautiful."
The judge made a calculation: the child has long arms and long legs, and it is impossible to get around it. It is possible to sneak under the arm, but it is too ugly.
The judge stepped back a step and handed a letter to Bai Wuchang in the room.
Within three seconds, the door opened wide, and a slipper was thrown out, hitting the little patriarch on the back of the head.
"What, speak wild words."
After entering the room, the judge complained to him: "Just get him away and let me go. He is a mortal now, and what he did with such a cruel hand, I think the back of his head is swollen."
Bai Wuchang snorted coldly: "Let him know that not everyone can fix it. It doesn't matter if you suffer a loss now, it's too late to cry when you provoke someone you shouldn't. Their old patriarch has to come and thank me."
The judge put away his things, and sighed with a pinch of his brows: "He is only 24 years old now, and there are still two years left when he returns at the age of 26."
Bai Wuchang put on his slippers: "It's only been a few days, are you tired of being on it? Can't stand it anymore?"
The judge hummed lightly.
Bai Wuchang went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator, muttering in a low voice: Before I wanted to come, you were not willing to come up to accompany me.
The judge straightened up and asked:
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