interconnected underworld

Book Title: The Internet of Hell

Author: Xiaoshu

Introduction

Today is July and a half, I will open a sand sculpture brain hole article for the sake of happiness

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The ghosts of the underworld have worked hard for thousands of years, and once they are connected to the Internet, they will never miss Shu

Judge: Lord Hades, maybe I can clean the toilet?

Bai Wuchang: Why don't you help me find out why I can't connect to the Internet?

Bai Wuchang×Judge

Burn 100 billion for you

Society is developing and the times are progressing.

With the introduction of health strategies and the combination of medical and nursing care, human life expectancy has generally increased.Unless a catastrophic accident occurs, the workload on the assembly line in the underworld will become smaller and smaller.

Yan Wang was very satisfied with this matter.

After working hard for thousands of years, I can finally catch my breath.So he decided to go to Weifu for a private visit to see how much happiness everyone's significantly improved quality of life brought to the ghost people in a peaceful environment.

Come back and write a report, send it to the sky, sing praises, and ask for a salary increase by the way.

But he was disappointed.

The group of ghosts who have worked hard on the assembly line in the underworld for thousands of years will not enjoy life.Guigui was lifelessly manipulating the work in his hand, and stopped in a daze when he had free time.Occasionally, the content of the chats I heard was still lamenting the fulfilling life in the past, and some people complained occasionally.

Why is this, Hades asked.

The judge replied that life in the underworld has been like a day for thousands of years, and it is inevitable that they will not be able to adapt to it for a while. If there is something new to stimulate, it may stimulate everyone's enthusiasm for life.

What's new, Hades asked again.

The judge looked around and spoke in Yama's ear for a moment.

Hades asked, really?

The judge nodded.

So Yan Wang, who originally planned to go to the Heavenly Court to report on his work tomorrow morning, climbed up when the moon was dark and the wind was high, and walked into the Internet cafe under the leadership of the judge.

"Take a look at the ID card." The network manager brother had a cigarette in his mouth, and his eyes did not leave a shiny thing.

The judge handed it over freely.Turning around, he saw Yan Wang standing aside, reaching out his hand to ask, "Where's your ID card? Take it out."

Yan Wang hurriedly took it out.

"147,148. Two hours, go."

The network manager squinted his eyes due to the smoke. Why is this guy in the back so dazed that he came to an Internet cafe for the first time in his 50s? Maybe it’s because the village hasn’t had electricity yet.

Sorry, the electricity is on, but not connected to the Internet.

"This is amazing. This is the Internet you mentioned? I haven't seen the Internet. What's the point of an ordinary big blackboard? It's different from those people outside."

"This network is not that network." The judge moved swiftly, turning on his own machine and then Hades's, "Please take a look."

The judge handed Yan Wang to turn on the computer, and the ordinary big blackboard became as bright as the outside under Yan Wang's gaze.

"You watch."

In order to take care of the fossil of Hades, the judge thought, I have to slow down the speed of the hand.

So every time the mouse is clicked, he can hear ghosts screaming——

"Wow, you are awesome!"

"Ah, you are too strong!"

"My God! Your technique is so good!"

It attracts the frequent glances of other players.

The judge nodded with a stiff smile on his face, for the sake of a happy life in the future, he must be patient, not beating, not scolding, just be patient.

Then twisted his face: "Do you know it?"

"Let's go, come back with me." Hades grabbed the judge, "Let's go back and make a report overnight, and you will go up with me tomorrow morning. The people of the underworld need a rich life."

"Don't, it's only been on for half an hour, and the money is wasted..."

"It's not bad, I'll burn you 100 billion later."

The judge took one last look at the computer, reluctantly.

He is not short of money, short of happiness.

On the second day, the judge brought the two big-eyed paozi and followed Hades to cry in the hall.

Jade Emperor: Oops, I'm sorry, brother Yan, I forgot about this.Lian Lian Lian Lian Lian Lian Lian, you go back to Lian Lian.

Yan Wang wiped his nose and tears, why not?

Burn, the Jade Emperor said, it is much easier for you to connect to the Internet than the Heavenly Court.In this way, I didn't take good care of this matter, so I sent a few people down.Help you guide the maze, burn some necessities, and then do a training to help the ghosts learn to surf the Internet as soon as possible and master the paperless office.We also contribute to the environment.

I just want to surf and don't want to work. This time the judge cried with real emotion.

This is moral kidnapping

The Jade Emperor drew a circle for Hades and burned it here. The Jade Emperor said that it cannot be seen from the outside.

Hades nodded in agreement.

Hades went back and counted the number of ghosts in the underworld. To ensure fairness, everyone must have one.They also counted the number of computers needed on the work line and burned them together.The judge said that in order to ensure the speed of the network, several signal towers should be burned.The King of Hades reported it, and the Jade Emperor swiped his pen to confirm it.

The King of Hades personally supervised the burning of the great cause, and the judge was there to help.

The fire continued to burn for half a month, and every day behind the fire, you could see the red smiling faces of King Hades and the judge.

We can't do anything else in the underworld, but our learning ability is still relatively strong.When Yan Wang sent the heavenly officials back, he flattered the Jade Emperor, but the main reason was that the heavenly officials taught well.We didn't delay the work of Heavenly Court, did we?How about sending some ghosts up to help?

Need not.The Jade Emperor bluntly refused, and took him to visit the paperless office. After you have mastered it, you will find that the workload is not directly proportional to the manpower.

Hades nodded his head like pounding garlic.Yeah, he thought, more time to surf that way.

The computer network cable has been installed in this underworld for more than a month, and with Yan Wang's hard work day and night, he finally got started.

If you want to say that this paperless office is better, Yan Wang said, if there were these things, we would not have to be afraid of grandpa grandpa ruining the book of life and death.

The judge said yes.

What was that slogan we saw in the Upper Human World a few days ago?What about science and technology?

Science and technology are primary productive forces.The judge answered.

Hades applauded and applauded, it is reasonable, it is reasonable.By the way, what happened to the "chicken eating" game played by those people in the Internet cafe?You take me to open your eyes.

My lord, that one cost money to buy.The judge's heart was bleeding.

Hades took out a card of 100 billion and asked, is it enough?

So the judge watched the player of the game "YANWANGV587" play a collection game, and the pursuit of practicality and beauty go hand in hand.

Finally, the judge couldn't take it anymore after Hades, who was full of fancy clothes, was headshot by the enemy 98K and even shouted 'Nice'.

My lord, Nais didn't shout it to the other party, but to himself, which meant that he did a good job.

The judge saw that the points were getting lower and lower by Hades, and his heart became more and more anxious. At this time, Po Meng came to consult the judge. The judge was about to leave as soon as he slapped his ass. .

Hades is eager to see through.

Speaking of coming from the underworld to connect to the Internet, the work on the judge is getting heavier and heavier.Tianguan left after reading the instruction manual, and Yan Wang had to send it up with a smile, leaving behind a group of ghosts with a million faces.He is the only one who is proficient in all kinds of operations in the whole hell, the King of Hades can only say, brother judge, thank you for your hard work.

The judge doesn't talk hard, but MMP in his heart.

I picked out a few smart ghosts from dawn to dusk, trained for seven days, and finally graduated.The judge thought to himself, thanks to my good knowledge of branch forking, I shouldn't be wronged to teach games in the underworld, I should go to MLM.

After seeing Po Meng, Po Meng opened her mouth and asked, ah, what's wrong with my brother, did you play games with Lord Yan again?I remember that he was reported to be banned in LOL two days ago, which one is he playing today?

But don't say it, the judge has a sad face, you can pronounce the name correctly anyway, the old man still calls it beating monsters.

Granny Meng clicked her tongue twice.

By the way, what do you want from me, the judge asked.

Hi, no big deal.Granny Meng looked shy, and the judge felt that something was wrong.Aren't you all capable of paperless office? Look at my place, it's still a primitive labor force.In the first few days, I saw a girl who just came down, oh, she was so pretty, so I chatted with her a few more times, she said that I was a little fat, recommended a few videos for me, and told me to follow and lose weight.Speaking of which, Granny Meng squeezed her arm, look at me scooping soup every day, this arm is so strong that the sleeves of my clothes can't fit.But I can't be short of people, let me sum it up, Mr. Judge has lost face with Lord Hades recently, what can you tell me?

Just as the judge was about to speak, Granny Meng said again, the friendship between you and me for thousands of years must be a promise, and it will work.

After speaking, he turned his head and left, leaving the judge alone to scream to the sky.

This is moral kidnapping, day.

The author has something to say

It’s me, it’s all me, it’s me who plays games, it’s me who is too fat to fit in clothes (;へ:)

crazy ball

After all, although the judge was very reluctant on the surface, he was very happy in his heart.

As long as he doesn't have to bring Lord Yan to play games, he is also willing to clean the toilet.

Hades makes people go crazy.

When I informed the king of hell, the king of hell was still very sorry.

Xiao Cui, I should send someone else to go. I think you are quite tired after more than a month, so take a rest.

Rest and play games with you, I'm afraid you will exhaust me to death.The judge slandered, but he never dared to say it out, and kept silent and bowed to the end.

Hades sighed, then you can go.

The judge doesn't show it on the face, but he is full of joy inside, and his heart is about to jump out and shout that I am liberated hahahahahahahahahaha...

Hearing Hades turn around and mutter, I'm just getting started with Detroit...

The judge's heart was immediately put back safely, and he walked away quickly.

Early in the morning of the second day, the judge arrived at his temporary new post in a refreshed manner.

Along the way, watching the scenery and singing songs, the face was full of spring breeze, and all the ghosts were shocked.

"What's wrong with Cui Pan today? How can I remember that he used to be serious?"

"A few days ago I saw Meng