come on, eat cookies

"Hmm... um? What regrets?"

Hu Xiaoqi looked straight at Lu Ling.Lu Ling laughed at his puppy-like eyes, and stroked his chin.

"Didn't you agree with my confession yesterday?"

"...Confession?"

Hu Xiaoqi started brainstorming, but found that he definitely didn't like the words like you or like you very much.Where did the confession come from?Hu Xiaoqi was puzzled.

"I'll have it right away." Lu Ling reminded.

Do you have a boyfriend?have.Immediately.Hu Xiaoqi still didn't understand, and shook his head, expressing that he really didn't know.Lu Ling had no choice but to bite off the cap of the pen, and wrote a pinyin "likeyou" on the paper.

Immediately, it means...likeyou?

Hu Xiaoqi was dumbfounded, he thought about his later reply. likeyou...how do you feel...I feel fine.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, then why he cried all night last night! Hu Xiaoqi slammed his head against the table, wishing he could reassemble his own head.

"Then I'm with you?"

"Ah."

"you like me?"

"What do you say?"

"Why didn't you agree to add me a few days ago?" Hu Xiaoqi turned over old accounts.

"Who told you to ask Li Feng my QQ, don't ask me directly." Li Feng is his deskmate.

"Lu Ling, why do you like me?

"

"Do you think I'm as stupid as you? Mineral water is in my basketball bag, and breakfast is my favorite. When it rains, I get an umbrella for no reason. I don't say who I am every time? Why, Xiaoqi Want to learn from Lei Feng?"

Hu Xiaoqi shook his head, he didn't want to learn from Lei Feng, he was just a Cinderella who was discovered and brought back to the castle by the prince.

On the podium, the bald teacher was still spitting, but the two hands under the table were tightly clasped together.

Later, Hu Xiaoqi changed his screen name: Xiaoqi is messy Xiaoqi.

Li Feng laughed out loud, what broken internet name did Hu Xiaoqi change, or is it messy?Why don't you say you're crazy?

Hearing this, Hu Xiaoqi gave him a pitiful look and shook his head. He didn't want to talk to this single dog for the time being.

Mu Qiqi who doesn't know the routine

Mr. Xiao who loves to talk about love and Mu Qiqi who doesn't understand routines series:

(One)

"Mu Qiqi, I went to see a movie yesterday."

"what movie?"

"Guess what, the name of the movie is the name of the person I like."

"...So is it Anna Karenina or Mr. Bean?"

"neither."

"Oh, what is that?"

"your name."

"...Mu Qiqi? There is this movie? What is the screenwriter's head thinking, thinking of such a name that won't be popular after hearing it? What kind of expression do you have, did I say something wrong? Let's go, I want to see it too What is this "Mu Qiqi" about..."

"..."

The point doesn't seem to be this, does it?

(two)

"Mu Qiqi, you look so handsome today."

"Oh, is that so? Actually, I think it might be worse than you."

"No, no, you are the best, incomparable to you."

"Hmm, keep a low profile."

"Seven seven..."

"what?"

"Don't you ask me why I use you?"

"...Isn't it a pronoun for you? Is it different from you, me, him? Mu Qiqi is also a pronoun. In fact, you usually call me little baby, little baby, little guy, little friend. Why would I mind if you call me by that name?" What about you? Mr. Xiao, don't be afraid, even if you say something wrong, I don't blame you. "

After all, touch the poor Mr. Xiao's head.

"T^T"

I just want to say why you are so hard on my heart!

(three)

"Mu Qiqi, I think I'm very selfish."

"Huh? Why do you say that?"

"I only like you alone, and I don't want to give others a chance."

"It's not selfishness, it's loyalty. Mr. Xiao, you did a good job. Don't be sad. No one is perfect. Mr. Xiao is a good person, so don't feel guilty about it, because this is a proof of your good character, not a sign of your selfishness. Don't be sad, Mr. Xiao."

As he spoke, he gave the stunned Mr. Xiao a big bear hug.

"..."

Shouldn't he be sad?This is clearly a confession! Confession!

(four)

"Mu Qiqi, have you seen the tail behind me?"

"...Mr. Xiao, please wake up, this is the 21st century, you are not an ape."

"Did you see it shake when it saw you?"

"...Mr. Xiao, you are not seriously ill, why don't we go see a doctor, a good person, how can you become stupid when you change?"

Mu Qiqi dragged the bewildered Mr. Xiao towards the door.

"(='_'=)"

Dogs will wag their tails when they see the person they like the most. Did you say something wrong?

(Fives)

"Qiqi, tomorrow is a holiday, do you know where I want to go the most?"

"Sanya? Ah Zi and the others have just been there, and they said it was fun. Shall we go tomorrow too?"

"It is not……"

"Then why don't you go to Hainan? Although it's a bit hot, I'm thinking about eating coconuts in Hainan. Does Mr. Xiao like coconuts?"

"I like it, Qiqi, actually what I want to say is..."

"Ah, I forgot to buy a fruit knife. How can I drill holes in coconuts without buying a fruit knife? Mr. Xiao remembered to put my glasses in the suitcase. I'll go buy a fruit knife first."

Mu Qiqi ran away wearing slippers, and Mr. Xiao stretched out Erkang's hand, feeling hopeless.

Before Mu Qiqi stepped out of the door, he looked back at Mr. Xiao, showing his small white teeth.

"If you want to say go to my heart, Mr. Xiao, then no need, because you are always there."

After speaking, he ran away.

Mr. Xiao with a serious face was left with a pink bubble on his head.Whistle and put Mu Qiqi's glasses in the suitcase.

The most beautiful love words in the world are that you accompany me all over the world, and we are home everywhere.

miss

The person you like speaks sweet words to you, this is love words,

The person you hate talks sweet words to you, this is a routine.

"you like me?"

"Ah."

"Where do you like me?"

"I like everywhere."

"rhetoric!"

"From the bottom of my heart."

"Hey, I might have to go abroad."

"So what, I'll just wait."

"Wait for a year or two?"

"Eight or ten years."

"Hahaha. Good"

"I send you?"

"Are you on your way?"

"As long as I send you off, I can go anywhere."

Return home ten years later.

"I am back."

"Welcome back."

"I'm not married, I'm not in a relationship."

"Well, why don't you talk about it?"

"Did not you say……"

"Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my son, baby, called uncle." "Uncle."

"You're so cute... before that..."

"Before? Do you remember? It's all over."

"Oh, well, I just forgot too..."

"Where are you going, let me show you the way?"

"No, it's not on the way."

"Okay, then you should pay attention to safety on the road and come out for a drink when you have time."

"OK, bye."

"Goodbye."

"Dad, that uncle looks very good-looking."

"Yes, he is the prettiest in my heart."

"Is he the one you've been waiting for for ten years??"

"Yes, baby."

"Dad, why aren't you with him anymore?"

"Daddy will take care of you."

There is a photo in the man's wallet, which is the only photo of him and the man. In the bag in his hand is the boy's adoption certificate, and the terminal cancer notice dated today.

If you miss it, you will never come back.

Xueba and Xueba series

The scumbag received a note from Xueba that day, and there was only one summation formula on the note: cos2x+sin2x=1.

Puzzled, I had to throw the note into the trash can.The scumbag curled his lips, this is clearly a provocation from the tyrant!

The next day, I received another note with a chemical equation: Mg+ZnSO4=Zn+MgSO4

The scumbag gritted his teeth, tore the note in half, and threw it in the trash can as well. This is blatant contempt!

On the third day, the scumbag found another note in the table hole, only three short lines:

U/R

1000mL1/2O?m/ρF/q

=kx+b1/2O?√pr

Xueba was furious, tore the note into pieces, and continued to throw it to Mr. Trash Can. This was an insult to his personality and IQ! !

So, the scumbag was angry, and went to Xueba's theory with an expression of "I'm not happy, come and coax me". Kneeling and pounced.

Xue Zha was too frightened to open his eyes, the painful touch didn't hit him, but a warm body caught him instead.

"Are you OK?"

"No... Hey, why did you write such an insulting note to me?"

"The first note, cos2x+sin2x=1, no matter how much x is, how much it becomes, the sum is 1, just like my feelings for you."

"what??"

"The second note, Mg+ZnSO4=Zn+MgSO4, beauty replaced zinc, your beauty stole my heart."

"Ah?"

"Third note, u/r=i voltage divided by resistance equals current

1000ml=l A thousand milliliters is equal to 1 liter, 1/2o?=o, m/p=v volume is equal to mass divided by density, f/q=e force on charge divided by electric quantity is equal to electric field strength, kx+b=y The first-order function equation, √pr=u voltage is equal to the electric heating power multiplied by the square root of the resistance, the sum is what I want to tell you. "

"It adds up to...ILOVEYOU, ah, it means I love...you."

The voice of the scumbag is getting smaller