【Yeqing】All in my mind

"Students in the back row, if your girlfriend doesn't listen, let her sleep well, and don't disturb other students' lectures."

Teacher Haidi shook the wall behind with the laser pointer, piercing through the hundreds of people in the lecture hall with sharp eyes, and fell directly on Zhuge Qing.

Zhuge Qing withdrew that dishonest hand, scratched behind his ear, opened the textbook, and sat upright.

In the end, I didn't know who was talking too much, so I yelled at the teacher: "Teacher, that's not his girlfriend! That's his boyfriend!"

The room roared with laughter for a while, and the people who slept on their stomachs didn't realize it. In the decades of teaching in the Mediterranean Sea, no student dared to make trouble in his class, but he couldn't find someone to talk to, so the account was just It can be recorded in Zhuge Qing's account.

"Student Zhuge Qing, three points will be deducted for disrupting classroom discipline."

With a shrill voice, Mr. Mediterranean drew a circle on the roll call. Zhuge Qing lay down on the table in frustration, with the brick-thick business law textbook resting on his chin, and tilted his head to poke the sleeper's cheek, lowering his head. There was a voice: "It's all up to you."

In fact, counting this time, he has already deducted 6 points in the business law class. In the middle of the last class, Er Wang also asked him to help, so Zhuge Qing’s classmate made a secret, and left with his bag. This teacher is a chicken thief. , One time before class, one time between classes, and one more time after class, so when it was Zhuge Qing's turn, three male students answered at the same time. The little girl smiled and said that the grass is different. If you don’t say hello, three people will call for him. The boy said that it looks too good-looking, which is also a trouble.

But Zhuge Qing didn't know about it at the time, and Zhang Chulan, a civil engineer, told him about it.

Counting this time, I'm afraid I'm going to fail the exam.

Wang Ye was originally pulled by Zhuge Qing to wait for him to finish class, because the teacher's lectures were so much like monks chanting scriptures, and Wang, who was originally energetic after playing, fell asleep within half an hour, and the two sat at the end. In the first row, Wang is also lying on the table, and only a ponytail can be seen on the tip of the head of the Mediterranean Sea, and there is no face at all.

At that time, Zhuge Qing was playing with Wang Ye's hair boredly - he braided it into a dirty braid, and then untied it.This can be said to be very idle, and he should thank the teacher for not saying anything else. When the teacher caught Zhuge Qing bowing his head and gossiping with Wang Ye in the last elective class, he suddenly said sharply that the two people in the back row should not make out.

In this class, there are many two-person classmates who knew the truth and yelled and booed. They turned their boyfriends into a meme. From freshman to senior, all the girls in the school know that there is a law student called Zhuge Qing. Wang Ye's good gay friend, inseparable, affectionate in class.

But really not.

Although Zhuge Qing kind of hoped that this was true.