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On the street, passers-by saw a boy jumping in anger, squeezed out the milk tea in his hand, and threw it into the trash can angrily.
Passerby: ...
Today's kids are so angry.
520 covered his face: [Can we stop being ashamed?What I said is the truth. 】
Tang Yu walked quickly while wiping his hands with paper.
520: [Host, this card can save you once, trust me. 】
Tang Yu paused: [Why, can ice slag kill me? 】
520: 【Choose it and give it a try. If it doesn't work, I'll give you all the function cards to play. 】
【Okay, you said that! 】
After returning home, Tang Yu's homework was written in the evening, and Mom and Dad didn't get off work at this time. They should be working overtime today.
His stomach was already growling with hunger, and he looked through the rest of his homework, and the rest were all math papers.
Tang Yu plunged into the paper and wailed: "Why is there such a subject as mathematics in the world? If there is a time-travel, I will travel to the person who discovered mathematics and kill him. Then there will be no mathematics in the world!"
520: [...] So stupid, a fool deserves Bingmi, I feel sorry for Bingmi for a second.
Tang Yu felt that he was going to die, so he quickly peeled off the toffee and ate one, which was full of blood.
He picked up the math paper with difficulty, as if looking at an enemy.
In fact, except for the subject of mathematics, Tang language is still passable. The average score is basically maintained at more than 500 points, but there has been no breakthrough.
His father once asked: Physical chemistry and mathematics are both science subjects. Why is mathematics left in the cold palace?
Tang Yu replied every time: Mathematics is too scheming, staying in the harem will only make me dissatisfied.
"Honey," Mom called from outside the door, "it's time to eat."
"Here we come." Tang Yu sat down on the dining table with a dejected expression.
Dad turned his eyes away from the medical journal, glanced at Tang Yu, and pushed his glasses: "Tang Bao, are you tired from studying recently?"
Tang Yu lay on the table: "Father, why didn't your genes pass on to me?"
"What are you talking about?" Mom brought out the last dish, "Could it be that I gave birth to you with someone else?"
Tang Yu sat up straight, pouted.
Dad smiled and said: "Look at you, why don't you tell me about ghost stories in the hospital? I've made up a few more recently. Listen to them?"
"No, I've heard it since I was a child, and you can't scare me with just those few routines." Tang Yu had food in his mouth.
Dad sighed on purpose: "Oh, it would be great if the little tadpole was here. Every time he is scared by my ghost stories, he screams. It's so funny, kid. Hey, by the way, when will you call your classmates again?" Come to play at home?"
A piece of braised pork was caught in Tang Yu's mouth, and he said vigorously: "No, you scared them again on my birthday last time. After that, when I came to my house to play, they asked your dad Are you at home? Look, my classmates are afraid of you."
Mom covered her mouth and smiled.
Dad frowned: "Why are children so timid now? It's not like our time. Everyone was very courageous. Later, when we studied medicine, we saw more corpses than you ate, so we were never afraid. "
Upon hearing the corpse, Tang Yu couldn't eat anymore.
However, when talking about studying medicine, he thought of Bingmi.
Tang Yu: "Our class also has courageous ones, but they just won't come."
If Bing Mi is willing to come to the house, if Dad tells ghost stories about the hospital, he should not be able to scare him.
"That would be a shame," said Dad.
Mom suddenly remembered something: "Honey, I was cleaning your room that day and found a picture on the bookshelf. I can't understand that picture. It doesn't look like your style. Whose is it?"
The painting on the bookshelf is frozen.
"Oh, that belongs to my classmate."
Last semester, the school organized an environmental protection painting competition. No one could understand the Bingmi painting, so it was not selected. Tang Yu picked it up and put it there all the time and forgot it.
Thinking of this incident, Tang Yu quickly ate his meal and hurried back to his room.
He took out the painting on the bookshelf, found that it was still in good condition, and put it back.
520: [Host, trigger the 'ice molasses language' code. 】
【what is that? 】Tang language.
[It is a secret sign between couples, it means online chat. ] 520.
Tang Yu burst out laughing: [Couple password?Hahaha... good middle school. 】
520: [Ahem, serious.This is just a preliminary code, and there will be more intimate codes later, so cherish it. 】
Tang Yu rolled his eyes: [Then can you stop talking about couples next time? 】
[No, you will be like this in the future, are you still afraid of people saying? ] 520.
Tang Yu sat down on the chair: [Forget it, forget it, I don't know what to say to you.Doesn't it mean to chat with him online? 】
[Yes, 10 minutes, with Goodnight, one point for completion, if you don’t complete it...]
[Okay, I see. ] Tang Yu felt that he couldn't understand it.
Anyway, no matter how reluctant you are, you have to do it. The first time you are born, the second time you are awkward, and the third time you are familiar.Anyway, it's not the first time he's shameless towards Bingmi.
He clicked on Bing Mi's profile picture.
The icy cell phone over there vibrated, and his eyes moved away from the book and fell to the screen—the immature child.
He paused, thinking back on what happened today, it seemed that he had nothing to contact, could it be that Tang Yu still paid for the ride?
He opened the message box on his phone, staring blankly.
The immature children are not here to pay back the money, they are here to find trouble.
I saw a painting suddenly appeared in his message box.
It's the one that was thrown away.
The author has something to say:
Bingmi: Dad, I'll be here soon.
☆, drink too much milk tea
His eyes were narrowed slightly, his lips were tightly pursed.
222 Reminder: [Dear, please chat with Xiao Tang Yu.One point for completion. 】
Another message came in the message box——
Toddler: Does it look familiar?
Frozen lightly.
Banner Boy: What do you mean?
Childish child: Oh, do you really look familiar?
Banner Boy: Pay me back.
Toddler: Is it really your duck?Tell me what you drew.
Frozen: "..."
The immature child sent an emoji to urge him.
Banner Boy: Pay back the money.
Tang Yu laughed heartily in the bedroom, and sent a red envelope over.
Bingmi received the red envelope and found out that it was ten yuan.
Childish children: The extra eight yuan is a tip for you to answer questions.
Bingmi sent back the remaining eight yuan, but Tang Yu confiscated it.
Childish child: Forget it, the eight yuan is the money you wrote for me silently, and we owe nothing to each other.
Banner Boy: I wrote it voluntarily, without charge.Give me back the painting.
Childish children: No, I'll show it to your fan girls to see how good their male gods are at drawing.Hahaha.
Bingmi didn't care if the painting was shown to others, but felt uncomfortable being threatened by Tang Yu like this.
Tang Yu didn't show it to others, what if he was robbed?
520: [Host, come on, there is still 1 minute left, please send a good night rainbow fart as soon as possible. 】
He just got angry in front of Bingmi once, and he is about to slap himself in the face again. Will Bingmi think that he is crazy?
Bingmi doesn't want to fuss with immature children, and he doesn't want that painting anymore, so let him go.
At this time, the childish child sent another message - "Every word on the screen is trying to keep me, but you have the whole starlight waiting for you on the opposite side, I can't keep you, I can only watch you walk into the depths of the starlight, good night .”
Frozen: "..."
【222, What exactly does he want to do? 】
222: [Darling, don't ask, it means you don't understand the childish world. 】
Tang Yu stared at the phone, as if to make a hole.
Very nervous, he didn't know what Bingmi would reply this time.
It seems that I am also looking forward to it.
"Den-"
Here comes the news.
Banner Boy: Good night.
It was just the word good night, but Tang Yu read it for a long time.I feel like being hit by cotton, it doesn't hurt, it's just soft and itchy.
After a few minutes, he breathed a sigh of relief, and the whole person relaxed, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, then he pursed his lips and continued to do the paper.
It is much more comfortable to look at this math paper now.
In the morning, it is a new day.
Tang Yu saw two identical breakfasts on the dining table, both made by his mother.I told my mother yesterday that I want two copies, and today I have two copies.
This feels a bit strange, as if a share of mother's love is given to two children, but the other one is not his brother.
520: [Ah, that's my lover, your mother's two sons.Let your boyfriend feel the love from his mother-in-law in advance. 】
Tang Yu rolled his eyes, ate the last bite of his breakfast, and put the other in his schoolbag.
After getting out of the community, 520 said again: [Host, from today onwards, daily missions will not add points, you need to add points from random missions, come on! 】
【What?You are simply more than capital! 】Tang Yu originally thought about doing these tasks every day, and it would be very quick to collect five points, but it turned out that 520 came out like this.
"Son! Why are you so angry so early in the morning?" The tadpole came from diagonally forward and slapped Tang Yu as before, but today Tang Yu fell backwards like a big girl.
"Yo yo yo, are you overindulging again?" The tadpole grabbed his schoolbag.
"Get out, Dad fought until two o'clock last night." Tang Yu was tortured by mathematics for a long time last night.
The two started to fight again, all the way to the school.
After entering the classroom, Tang Yu took out posters and other accessories from his schoolbag and handed them to the female students one by one.
"Tang Yu, you are too efficient!" the female classmate boasted.
He smiled, and unconsciously glanced at Bingmi's position, and Bingmi also glanced at him, his eyes met, but he quickly avoided it, and his eyes met for only a second.
But at this second, Tang Yu's face burned instantly.
When the girls in the class saw the surroundings of the idol, they gathered around to look at it, and soon there was a big crowd in the middle of the classroom.
The tadpole took out the math homework and checked the answers with others.
Tang Yu didn't bother to compare, anyway, it's the same, and it's not that the old horse doesn't know how much he weighs.
As soon as he sat down, Tang Yu remembered the task he was about to start, and remembered the fleeting look in his eyes just now, and he became a little uneasy.
Pretended to cough, looked around, saw that the students were busy with their own affairs, relieved a little, took out breakfast from the school bag, glanced at the ice on the right from the corner of the eye, and quickly stuffed the breakfast into ice like a thief Inside the secret table.
However, when he took out his hand, the back of his hand accidentally brushed against the icy waist.
Originally, he wanted not to be noticed by him, but when he accidentally touched Bingmi just now, it felt like he was reminding Bingmi - "I put something on your table, look quickly."
rely on.
Sure enough, Bing Mi looked down at her abdomen, then raised the tails of her eyes, staring at Tang Yu, her eyes seemed to say "explain."
Tang Yu was nervous, and blurted out a thoughtless answer: "It's pretty hard."
After I finished speaking, I didn't feel anything, but when I saw Bingmi's strange eyes, I suddenly understood, and gesticulated with my hands: "I mean, this table is very hard, and the things I gave you are still hot."
thing?
Just now, Bing Mi saw something stuffed into her desk from the corner of her eye, could it be...
He reached for it, and sure enough, it was breakfast.He closed his eyes for two seconds, then opened them, and scanned the classroom. No one noticed here, and he didn't take it out. Instead, he tilted his head and said, "I don't need it."
What if you don't need it?
You must eat it, if you don't eat it, not only will you lose points, but you will also lose points!
Thinking of this, Tang Yu became anxious, and quickly said, "No, I must eat."
"why?"
"Because I have something to ask you." Tang Yu made up a sentence casually.But I regret it when I say it.Because, he didn't know what to ask for Bingmi.
Sure enough, Bing Mi asked: "What's the matter?"
Tang Yu glanced around guiltily, and finally landed on his math paper.
Bingmi's gaze also followed him to the same place, and he understood.
"I won't check the answer with you." Bing Mi said.
"I didn't say to answer correctly!" Tang Yu was in a hurry, and Bing Mi misunderstood him.
Bing Mi looked at him: "Do you want me to check for you?"
"I..." Tang Yu was stuck, check?
The ice density inspection operation is nitpicking, stricter than the old horse.He knew that there were a lot of mistakes in his paper. If it was checked by ice, wouldn't it be impossible to read this paper?
He was about to say no, but the paper was taken away by Bing Mi, so it was impossible to refuse now.
Tang Yu put one hand on the table, propped his chin, turned his head to look at Bingmi's side face, and said, "Well, if you don't want to eat breakfast first, just take one bite, just one bite."
222: [Dear, please do as you like. 】
Bing Mi sighed, and still took it out, but this time it was for drinking milk.
After taking a sip of milk, Bing Mi continued to read the questions, while Tang Yu was watching him from the side.
The questions on the test paper were circled one after another, all of which represented mistakes, Tang Yu whispered that it was not good, he was digging a hole for himself!
In a few minutes, the paper was checked, and Bingmi pushed the paper towards Tang Yu with one finger: "Fail."
Tang Yu: "?!" Looking at his paper, he felt mixed feelings.Obviously he was abused by his rival, but he wasn't as angry as before, on the contrary, he felt that Bingmi was as bad as he thought.
After taking the paper, Tang Yu stared at the mistakes and made another difficulty.He knew it was wrong, but how to change the right one?It's about telling the solution to the problem.
Tang Yu took the test paper and asked the academic committee. The academic committee looked at the circled wrong questions and found that he had also made a mistake in one of the judgment questions. He hissed, frowned and looked carefully. He still didn't think it was wrong, so he asked: " What's wrong?"
Tang Yu was taken aback by the question. If he knew what was wrong, he would come to ask your school committee?Shake your head.
Pei Jin came over at this moment and said, "Who checked you?"
Tang Yu didn't want to say Bingmi, so he said it was a tadpole.
Pei Jin and the school committee looked diagonally across the classroom, only to see the tadpoles holding papers of unknown subjects and checking the answers.
Two people: "..."
"Tell the truth." The school committee also wanted to know why the question was wrong.
Forced to nowhere, Tang Yu glanced at Bing Mi.
At this time, Bingmi looked down at the phone, felt a gaze, raised her eyes to meet it, but saw two other gazes.
Frozen: "..."
In the next moment, the three of them stood by the ice table and listened to the lecture.
The morning reading bell rang, and the monkeys returned to their positions.
Tang Yu handed the corrected paper to Bing Mi, then took out the Chinese book and began to endorse. After opening it, he saw eight yuan inside!
???
The money was taken out and put in front of Bingmi, Tang Yu: "What do you mean, I said it was for you to help me write it silently. You don't need to pay it back."
"It's not paying back the money, it's the money I bought for breakfast." Bingmi didn't lift her eyelids.
"The breakfast is not for sale. I gave it to me. I will have it every day from now on. Do you pay for it every day?" Tang Yu stood up the book to cover himself.
"You bring it to me every day?" Bingmi looked at him with strange eyes.
"Ah..." Feeling guilty, "Yeah, why do you care so much?"
Bingmi was speechless, so wouldn't he have to eat breakfast from Tang Yu every day?
He sighed: "Then I will take money every day."
Tang Yu rolled his eyes.
Well, now he's in business, selling the breakfasts his mother made.
The 520 came out again to remind him to send a good morning text message. He lost his temper, so he typed a text in a hurry and sent it.
The voices of the students in the classroom were harmonious. Tang Yu wanted to sleep, but Bing Mi was beside him, and he was a little worried that he would be laughed at for being ugly.
He took out another mirror from his schoolbag, which was newly bought, and was about the same size as the one that had been taken away. He stuffed the cover of the mirror into the gap in the book, and took a picture again.
Bing Mi caught sight of it from the corner of his eye and frowned slightly. He didn't know why Tang Yu was so stinking.And... Tang Yu had a faint fragrance of milk tea on her body.
I wasn't at the same table before, and I had little contact, so I couldn't smell it.
Tang Yu heard Bingmi asked coldly: "Did you drink milk tea in the morning?"
"Ah, yes."
"Did you eat white rabbit toffee just now?"
"Ah, that's right." Tang Yu thought he was puzzled, "What's the matter, can't you drink or eat?"
"Then do you know that if you drink too much milk tea, your body will emit a milky smell?" Bing Mi said lightly.
Tang Yu: "?!"
Tang Yu: "You have the taste of milk, and your whole family has the taste of milk!"
"Puff ha ha ha ha ha..." Tadpole couldn't help laughing when he heard the two of them in front of each other.
He turned around, and after laughing enough, he said to Tang Yu: "Then he is the iced milk tea you can't drink. Hahaha..."
"Grandson, where are you looking for smoke?" Tang Yu's ears turned red in an instant. He knew that the tadpole was joking, but he just heard the ambiguity.
Frozen eyes swept over Tang Yu's ears, slightly startled.
The author has something to say: Little Hardcore: Tadpole, he will drink it later.
☆, handle
The tadpole said: "It's wrong for a son to beat his grandfather!"
Xiang Xin who was next to him turned around, smiled and said to the tadpole, "You guys mispronounce your seniority every time. You call him a son, but you call yourself a grandfather; he calls him a grandson, but you call yourself a father."
"You don't understand," Tang Yu raised her eyebrows, "This is called tacit understanding."
"Yes, this is tacit understanding. After all, he and I grew up wearing crotch pants." Tadpole.
Bingmi snorted lightly: "This is called incest."
Tang language: "!"
tadpole:"!!"
Xiang Xin: "!!!"
Taste, you savor, you savor carefully.
Until the physics class, Tang Yu was still shocked by Bing Mi's divine words.
Don't look at Bingmi's elegant appearance, but he actually has a lot of thoughts in his heart.
He took out the toffee from his schoolbag, peeled it off, stuffed it into his mouth to suppress his shock.Glancing at Bing Mi, he didn't care if it smelled of milk or not.
The physics teacher was talking enthusiastically on stage, and Tang Yu started to change his pen again, looking bored.
The black signature pen rotates between his white and slender fingers, black and white are distinct, and the fingers are flexible.
Someone was turning the pen under his nose, Bingmi was a little distracted, he always noticed the spinning pen from the corner of his eye, and he felt a little uncomfortable after a few times.I always thought that the pen was going to drop, but it didn't drop even once.
The physics teacher noticed Tang Yu who was turning the pen next to Bingmi. His lips were tightly pressed, and the chalk was broken. This was a sign before the explosion.
"Tang Yu, how did you answer this question?" The physics teacher pointed at him with a triangle ruler.
Tang Yu was stunned by the sudden roll call, and the pen dropped from his fingers, and slowly rolled towards Bing Mi.
A slender index finger held down the pen, and the pen stopped moving in a circular motion.
Tang Yu took a look at Bing Mi, then looked down at his paper, and then looked up at the blackboard, realizing that he had made a mistake.
What about swollen?
520 come and save me.
Tang Yu shouted in his heart.
520: [Host, begging me is useless, he is not good at physics.So go ask for ice secret.Add 1 point for help, get three points. 】
【...How could Bingmi give me the answer, he definitely won't!】 Tang Yu was in a hurry.
However, he couldn't do the system, so he had to pin his hopes on Bingmi.
The classroom was very quiet, everyone was waiting for Tang Yu's answer.
The school uniform on Frozen's left arm was poked by a finger, and he squinted to see that small finger wrapped around his school uniform.
There were unexplained mood swings in his eyes, and his heart moved inexplicably.
He retracted his arm a little, as if he didn't see it, but...
222: [Darling, please help Xiao Tangyu, if you help me add one point, then you can get five points and an optional function card. 】
Just when Tang Yu was in despair, seeing Bingmi pushed his paper towards him, the meaning couldn't be more obvious, that is, "Look for yourself."
The students all turned their heads to look at Tang Yu, saw Tang Yu showing a foolish smile, and then gave the answer.
The physics teacher's eyes under the glasses flashed brightly, he put down the triangle ruler, patted the chalk dust on his hands, and stared at Tang Yu rightly.
Stare at Tang Yu.
Afterwards, everyone saw the physics teacher come down, stood by the Tang language table, and said, "Did you answer by looking at Bingmi's answer?"
"?!" Tang Yu shook his head, "No."
"Hmph," the physics teacher showed a look of seeing through everything, "Go up to the podium and have a look. I can see clearly the actions you are doing below. Besides, Bingmi never showed the answer to anyone. He pushed The movement of the paper is not a habitual offender at first glance, I can tell at a glance that you forced it."
"I..." Tang Yu said four times. He definitely didn't force Bingmi, he asked for Bingmi, and Bingmi was voluntary, "Really not."
The physics teacher waved his hand: "Okay, don't talk about this, you two stand up in this class."
The whole class was in an uproar.
It would be normal if Tang Yu was fined to stand, but Bing Mi was also fined to stand, for the first time in history!
Tang Yu frowned. He didn't expect to implicate Bingmi. He felt uncomfortable and secretly glanced at the boy standing beside him.
He is seven centimeters shorter than Bing Mi, and when looking at him, he needs to raise his head slightly. At this moment, they are standing together, thinking about their own things.
The two stood like this for a class, and when the get out of class was over, the physics teacher looked at Tang Yu more, with a warning in his eyes.
Tang Yu: "..."
Finally able to sit, he sat back in his seat and stretched.Bing Mi on the side didn't say anything, let alone how he was feeling.
What the two of them didn't know was that the photo of being punished to stand just now was secretly taken.
It has now been sent to the school forum, and the first article in the chat section is - "Shocked! See you soon, Ice God has been punished to stand!"
This building exploded in the forum in an instant, and the following replies were one after another.
Airplane: Landlord, why were the two of them fined to stand?
Fallen Fairy: Ice God showed Xiao Tang Yu the answer, but was discovered by the teacher.
Headphones hammer: ah ah ah, Ice God will show people the answer?
Sadness: When did the relationship between the two get so good?
Fried Chicken: Hahaha, I died from laughing.
xxx:...
When Tang Yu came back from the toilet, he saw a notebook on the table with several physics problems on it.
He looked at Bing Mi next to him, and asked, "Did you put your stuff here?"
"For you." Bing Mi.
"I don't want a notebook."
"I didn't say I'll give you the notebook and ask you to do the questions." Bingmi raised her eyes to look at him.
"Why should I do the questions? Don't do it!" Tang Yu crossed his arms.
520: [Host, you have to do what he said. 】
Tang Yu:【...but what a waste of brain!】
He struggled to pick up the pen, with an expression of wanting to go into flames, Bingmi shook his head and said, "I'll show you the way to solve the problem."
As he spoke, he wrote on the draft paper.
Tang Yu saw a clear idea, knew how to do it, and began to write in his notebook, but he didn't understand why Bingmi asked him to do the questions.
Could it be... I blame myself for implicating him because of physics?
So practice more?
Oh, my god.Sure enough, being at the same table with Bingmi is tormenting.
Seeing Tang Yu answering the question, Bing Mi said to 222: [I have five points, can I choose a function card? 】
222 opened the portable space and asked Bingmi to choose, only to see that Bingmi had selected the "system disappeared for 10 minutes" card.Bad feeling.
222 can't stop Bing Mi like Tang Yu, what should come will still come, so let him choose that card.
Suddenly, Tang Yu asked nonchalantly, "Are you angry?"
There was a frozen meal and no answer.
"You're just angry, so you set up a question for me to do, and don't let me play." Tang Yu said.
"..." Bing Mi.
Tang Yu continued: "Sometimes I am really mad at you, but there is nothing I can do about it. You are smarter than me, more handsome than me, and better than me in everything, oh, except painting. You must be very happy when you bully me Bar?"
Bing Mi looked up at him.
Tang Yu said angrily, "Can't you let me bully you once?"
"..." Bing Mi looked at his hands, "Didn't you bully me today?"
"!" Tang Yu was taken aback, and looked at him sideways, yes, yes, if it wasn't for him, he wouldn't be punished to stand, and he wouldn't be ashamed.
At this time, Tadpole came in in a hurry, saw Tang Yu writing the physics body hard, and didn't care who wrote it, so he said directly: "Haha, you have been really unlucky recently. You were punished by Lao Ma yesterday and Lao Cai today. Who will be punished tomorrow?"
"Get out!" It's still tomorrow, and now I'm being punished by ice secret.
The tadpole smiled cheaply.
The last class in the morning was over, and as soon as the monkeys heard the teacher say that get out of class was over, they swept out like a tornado, picking up the pages of books on the table.
After the tadpole ran downstairs, he habitually turned his head to look at Tang Yu, but he didn't see it today.
???
people?
Is my son running so fast today?
How dare you not wait for grandpa?
Heartless child!
The tadpole ran to the cafeteria, as if it was fast-forwarded three times.
The ruthless child was lying on the floor of the classroom at this time, with a look of lovelessness on his face, and he was ready to get up with his hands on the ground.
Every time I go to the door of the classroom, I always pass by Bing Mi.When he was leaving today, Bingmi happened to stand up, and Bingmi's chair fell backwards, and his feet stumbled on the chair legs, so the scene of the dog eating and flying appeared.
Extremely embarrassed!
Extremely shameful!
Knee hurts a bit...
"Are you deliberately revenge?" Tang Yu lay on the ground unable to get up.
"No." Bingmi said frankly.
He really didn't, purely by accident.
"You have what you have." Tang Yu acted like a child.
Frozen: "..."
Tang Yu's knee didn't hurt so much. He braced himself to get up, but saw a slender and beautiful hand stretched out in front of him.
?
"Do you want me to pull you?" An icy voice came from above the head.
"Yes!" Tang Yu patted Bingmi's hand, and there was a "pop".
The palms of the two touched, and both felt each other's warmth.
A force pulled Tang Yu up.
As soon as he stood up straight, Tang Yu felt a little hot holding Bingmi's hand.
There was an unnatural look in his eyes, and an inexplicable throbbing in his heart, he pulled out his hand in a panic, and turned his head away.
However, the face was turned away, and the red ears were exposed in the icy eyes.
This is not the first time that Bing Mi has seen Tang Yu's ears turn red.
At this time, Tang Yu had already strode away, and his back disappeared at the door of the classroom.
Bingmi looked down at his hand, the touch just now... He actually felt...
In the cafeteria, after the tadpole rice was ready, it was discovered that Tang Yu really didn't come.Just as he was about to make a phone call, Tang Yu walked up to him with an embarrassed expression on his face and said, "Grandson, why didn't you wait for me today?"
"I thought you followed," Tadpole said aggrievedly, "Then why did you go?"
How could it be possible for Tang Yu to say that he tripped and fell badly, and that Bing Mi pulled him up in the end?
How embarrassing is that?
So he said: "Just now a few girls stopped me to add me on WeChat."
Tadpole looked at him questioningly, expressing disbelief. Although Tang Yu was handsome, no girl would stop him while eating.
Tang Yu turned her head arrogantly: "Believe it or not."
After the two of them finished their meal, when they passed by the entrance of the cafeteria, Tang Yu saw a few junior high school girls excitedly looking at Bing Mi, and they kept talking about seniors and male gods, thinking about how to add WeChat.
Suddenly, an unknown fire rose in my heart.
Seeing him standing still, Tadpole asked, "What are you looking at?"
Tang Yu ignored him, but walked up to the junior girl and said, "Do you know what a male god is?"
The school girls were taken aback for a moment, and all nodded.
However, Tang Yu shook a finger and said solemnly: "You don't know. The real male god is a person who can only be seen from a distance but not touched. He has no bullshit relationship with him in his life, and can only be sought after and looked up to. "
School girls: "..."
One of the school girls: "Not necessarily."
"Don't struggle, the one you can catch is not a male god. But I have a way to make you have an intimate relationship with Bingmi."
"Intimacy?"
"Yes!" Tang Yu said.
"What way?" the school girls.
The tadpole has three question marks on the back forehead.
The author has something to say:
Little Yinhe: Little Tang Yu is jealous, jealous!
☆, alone in a room
Tang Yu didn't see someone approaching from behind, so he said to a few junior girls, "I'll tell you a way to change the male god to a scumbag, so that others will think that Bing Mi had an affair with you. "
Junior: "But..."
"You think," Tang Yu interrupted their questioning, "he is a top student, won a pennant, won a big prize, such an outstanding person, don't you want to have a little intersection with his life? Willing to be someone who admires behind the scenes Passers-by?"
The tadpole's jaw almost fell to the ground, and his gaze passed over Tang Yu again. When he saw the person behind him, he was as frightened as a zombie.
However, Tang Yu didn't notice it, and was still brainwashing the school girls in a serious manner.
Suddenly, a school girl saw Bing Mi behind Tang Yu, and was so excited that she couldn't know what to do.
Tang Yu was puzzled and turned his head to look.
"When did you come?" Tang Yu was startled.
"When you were talking about a scumbag." Bing Mi remained expressionless.
Schoolgirls: "Ahhh, hello Senior Bing!"
Bingmi nodded to the girls, then ignored Tang Yu and said, "I'll write the math problems later, I'll do it."
Tang Yu: "..."
"Hahahaha..." The heartless tadpole laughed.
Tang Yu was so angry that he couldn't organize his words, he stared at Bingmi's back with hatred and cursed in a low voice: "Scumbag."
Who knows that Bing Mier is so powerful, she turned her head to yell at him: "Have I ever had sex with you?"
Tang Yu: "..." I became a puffer fish from anger, my face flushed red.
It was almost lunch break, and the students in the classroom were still playing around.
The tadpole ran into the classroom in a hurry, and lay down on Tang Yu's pile of books: "Hahaha, did you guess what I saw in Lao Ma's office just now?"
At this time Tang Yu was scratching his head thinking hard about the math problem Bingmi had posed. He was already very upset, but the tadpoles came to bother him at this moment, and he was simply impatient.
"If you have a fart, let it go, if you don't have a fart, go away."
Bing Mi was not in the classroom. Tadpole looked at the math problems Bing Mi gave Tang Yu, and found that they were aimed at Tang Yu's weaknesses. It seems that Bing Mi did not punish Tang Yu maliciously.
He looked away and said: "The old horse pulled out the thorns from the cactus you gave him, hahaha... take it... haha... use it to pick your teeth!"
After speaking, he continued to laugh.
Tang Yu: "..." He wanted to hit someone.Kill the tadpoles.
The pot of cactus was given by Tang Yu before. He knew that the photo had made Lao Ma unhappy, so he bought a pot of cactus as a gift for Lao Ma, saying that it would be better to put the plants in the office.
At that time, Lao Ma was also very happy, saying something like Tang Yu being sensible.
Tadpole couldn't see Tang Yu's repressed hostility, and continued to say fearlessly: "Hahaha... After picking his teeth, the old horse felt good, and asked other teachers if they wanted one, hahaha..."
"Get out, don't you see that Dad is annoying?"
The tadpole's face was covered with draft paper.
Weekly chemistry exam on Friday afternoon.
After the end, Tang Yu looked at the sky, like a small fish missing one fin, paralyzed on the shore half dead.
The tadpole swam up and poked him in the face to make sure the fish was still alive.
"Get out, Dad broke up with you." Yu'er struggled a bit.
Tadpole said: "It looks like I did very, very, very poorly in the exam."
"Can you stop being so exaggerated?" Tang Yu rolled his eyes.
In fact, Tang Yu thought that he did well in the exam today, but when he was handing in the paper, he accidentally peeked at the dense paper and saw that the answer to the last big question was different from his own.
I must be wrong, so many points are gone.
Tadpole: "Then let me be more artistic, does it feel like my body is being hollowed out?"
"Almost." Tang Yu began to pack his schoolbag.
"Then get a Kidney Treasure Tablet." Tadpole said.
After finishing speaking, a big white rabbit toffee was thrown on the tadpole's face, and he caught it, chuckled, and said cheaply: "It turns out that the Shenbao tablets are coated with white rabbit toffee, no wonder you eat it every day." eat."
"I'll eat your coal, your brain is the one that should go to the hospital for examination." Tang Yu said angrily, picked up his schoolbag and carried it on his back.
Just as he was about to leave with the tadpoles, a cool voice came from behind: "Did you forget something?"
Tang Yu paused, tadpole let out an ooh, and said, "The math problem you wrote hasn't been checked by Brother Bing!"
Brother Bing?
I still have ice cream!
Hun Dan with his elbows turned outward.
Tang Yu glared at the tadpole, finding such a gay friend was the wrong start of his life!
Tang Yu put down his schoolbag pitifully, and Tadpole hurriedly said, "You said that we
Passerby: ...
Today's kids are so angry.
520 covered his face: [Can we stop being ashamed?What I said is the truth. 】
Tang Yu walked quickly while wiping his hands with paper.
520: [Host, this card can save you once, trust me. 】
Tang Yu paused: [Why, can ice slag kill me? 】
520: 【Choose it and give it a try. If it doesn't work, I'll give you all the function cards to play. 】
【Okay, you said that! 】
After returning home, Tang Yu's homework was written in the evening, and Mom and Dad didn't get off work at this time. They should be working overtime today.
His stomach was already growling with hunger, and he looked through the rest of his homework, and the rest were all math papers.
Tang Yu plunged into the paper and wailed: "Why is there such a subject as mathematics in the world? If there is a time-travel, I will travel to the person who discovered mathematics and kill him. Then there will be no mathematics in the world!"
520: [...] So stupid, a fool deserves Bingmi, I feel sorry for Bingmi for a second.
Tang Yu felt that he was going to die, so he quickly peeled off the toffee and ate one, which was full of blood.
He picked up the math paper with difficulty, as if looking at an enemy.
In fact, except for the subject of mathematics, Tang language is still passable. The average score is basically maintained at more than 500 points, but there has been no breakthrough.
His father once asked: Physical chemistry and mathematics are both science subjects. Why is mathematics left in the cold palace?
Tang Yu replied every time: Mathematics is too scheming, staying in the harem will only make me dissatisfied.
"Honey," Mom called from outside the door, "it's time to eat."
"Here we come." Tang Yu sat down on the dining table with a dejected expression.
Dad turned his eyes away from the medical journal, glanced at Tang Yu, and pushed his glasses: "Tang Bao, are you tired from studying recently?"
Tang Yu lay on the table: "Father, why didn't your genes pass on to me?"
"What are you talking about?" Mom brought out the last dish, "Could it be that I gave birth to you with someone else?"
Tang Yu sat up straight, pouted.
Dad smiled and said: "Look at you, why don't you tell me about ghost stories in the hospital? I've made up a few more recently. Listen to them?"
"No, I've heard it since I was a child, and you can't scare me with just those few routines." Tang Yu had food in his mouth.
Dad sighed on purpose: "Oh, it would be great if the little tadpole was here. Every time he is scared by my ghost stories, he screams. It's so funny, kid. Hey, by the way, when will you call your classmates again?" Come to play at home?"
A piece of braised pork was caught in Tang Yu's mouth, and he said vigorously: "No, you scared them again on my birthday last time. After that, when I came to my house to play, they asked your dad Are you at home? Look, my classmates are afraid of you."
Mom covered her mouth and smiled.
Dad frowned: "Why are children so timid now? It's not like our time. Everyone was very courageous. Later, when we studied medicine, we saw more corpses than you ate, so we were never afraid. "
Upon hearing the corpse, Tang Yu couldn't eat anymore.
However, when talking about studying medicine, he thought of Bingmi.
Tang Yu: "Our class also has courageous ones, but they just won't come."
If Bing Mi is willing to come to the house, if Dad tells ghost stories about the hospital, he should not be able to scare him.
"That would be a shame," said Dad.
Mom suddenly remembered something: "Honey, I was cleaning your room that day and found a picture on the bookshelf. I can't understand that picture. It doesn't look like your style. Whose is it?"
The painting on the bookshelf is frozen.
"Oh, that belongs to my classmate."
Last semester, the school organized an environmental protection painting competition. No one could understand the Bingmi painting, so it was not selected. Tang Yu picked it up and put it there all the time and forgot it.
Thinking of this incident, Tang Yu quickly ate his meal and hurried back to his room.
He took out the painting on the bookshelf, found that it was still in good condition, and put it back.
520: [Host, trigger the 'ice molasses language' code. 】
【what is that? 】Tang language.
[It is a secret sign between couples, it means online chat. ] 520.
Tang Yu burst out laughing: [Couple password?Hahaha... good middle school. 】
520: [Ahem, serious.This is just a preliminary code, and there will be more intimate codes later, so cherish it. 】
Tang Yu rolled his eyes: [Then can you stop talking about couples next time? 】
[No, you will be like this in the future, are you still afraid of people saying? ] 520.
Tang Yu sat down on the chair: [Forget it, forget it, I don't know what to say to you.Doesn't it mean to chat with him online? 】
[Yes, 10 minutes, with Goodnight, one point for completion, if you don’t complete it...]
[Okay, I see. ] Tang Yu felt that he couldn't understand it.
Anyway, no matter how reluctant you are, you have to do it. The first time you are born, the second time you are awkward, and the third time you are familiar.Anyway, it's not the first time he's shameless towards Bingmi.
He clicked on Bing Mi's profile picture.
The icy cell phone over there vibrated, and his eyes moved away from the book and fell to the screen—the immature child.
He paused, thinking back on what happened today, it seemed that he had nothing to contact, could it be that Tang Yu still paid for the ride?
He opened the message box on his phone, staring blankly.
The immature children are not here to pay back the money, they are here to find trouble.
I saw a painting suddenly appeared in his message box.
It's the one that was thrown away.
The author has something to say:
Bingmi: Dad, I'll be here soon.
☆, drink too much milk tea
His eyes were narrowed slightly, his lips were tightly pursed.
222 Reminder: [Dear, please chat with Xiao Tang Yu.One point for completion. 】
Another message came in the message box——
Toddler: Does it look familiar?
Frozen lightly.
Banner Boy: What do you mean?
Childish child: Oh, do you really look familiar?
Banner Boy: Pay me back.
Toddler: Is it really your duck?Tell me what you drew.
Frozen: "..."
The immature child sent an emoji to urge him.
Banner Boy: Pay back the money.
Tang Yu laughed heartily in the bedroom, and sent a red envelope over.
Bingmi received the red envelope and found out that it was ten yuan.
Childish children: The extra eight yuan is a tip for you to answer questions.
Bingmi sent back the remaining eight yuan, but Tang Yu confiscated it.
Childish child: Forget it, the eight yuan is the money you wrote for me silently, and we owe nothing to each other.
Banner Boy: I wrote it voluntarily, without charge.Give me back the painting.
Childish children: No, I'll show it to your fan girls to see how good their male gods are at drawing.Hahaha.
Bingmi didn't care if the painting was shown to others, but felt uncomfortable being threatened by Tang Yu like this.
Tang Yu didn't show it to others, what if he was robbed?
520: [Host, come on, there is still 1 minute left, please send a good night rainbow fart as soon as possible. 】
He just got angry in front of Bingmi once, and he is about to slap himself in the face again. Will Bingmi think that he is crazy?
Bingmi doesn't want to fuss with immature children, and he doesn't want that painting anymore, so let him go.
At this time, the childish child sent another message - "Every word on the screen is trying to keep me, but you have the whole starlight waiting for you on the opposite side, I can't keep you, I can only watch you walk into the depths of the starlight, good night .”
Frozen: "..."
【222, What exactly does he want to do? 】
222: [Darling, don't ask, it means you don't understand the childish world. 】
Tang Yu stared at the phone, as if to make a hole.
Very nervous, he didn't know what Bingmi would reply this time.
It seems that I am also looking forward to it.
"Den-"
Here comes the news.
Banner Boy: Good night.
It was just the word good night, but Tang Yu read it for a long time.I feel like being hit by cotton, it doesn't hurt, it's just soft and itchy.
After a few minutes, he breathed a sigh of relief, and the whole person relaxed, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, then he pursed his lips and continued to do the paper.
It is much more comfortable to look at this math paper now.
In the morning, it is a new day.
Tang Yu saw two identical breakfasts on the dining table, both made by his mother.I told my mother yesterday that I want two copies, and today I have two copies.
This feels a bit strange, as if a share of mother's love is given to two children, but the other one is not his brother.
520: [Ah, that's my lover, your mother's two sons.Let your boyfriend feel the love from his mother-in-law in advance. 】
Tang Yu rolled his eyes, ate the last bite of his breakfast, and put the other in his schoolbag.
After getting out of the community, 520 said again: [Host, from today onwards, daily missions will not add points, you need to add points from random missions, come on! 】
【What?You are simply more than capital! 】Tang Yu originally thought about doing these tasks every day, and it would be very quick to collect five points, but it turned out that 520 came out like this.
"Son! Why are you so angry so early in the morning?" The tadpole came from diagonally forward and slapped Tang Yu as before, but today Tang Yu fell backwards like a big girl.
"Yo yo yo, are you overindulging again?" The tadpole grabbed his schoolbag.
"Get out, Dad fought until two o'clock last night." Tang Yu was tortured by mathematics for a long time last night.
The two started to fight again, all the way to the school.
After entering the classroom, Tang Yu took out posters and other accessories from his schoolbag and handed them to the female students one by one.
"Tang Yu, you are too efficient!" the female classmate boasted.
He smiled, and unconsciously glanced at Bingmi's position, and Bingmi also glanced at him, his eyes met, but he quickly avoided it, and his eyes met for only a second.
But at this second, Tang Yu's face burned instantly.
When the girls in the class saw the surroundings of the idol, they gathered around to look at it, and soon there was a big crowd in the middle of the classroom.
The tadpole took out the math homework and checked the answers with others.
Tang Yu didn't bother to compare, anyway, it's the same, and it's not that the old horse doesn't know how much he weighs.
As soon as he sat down, Tang Yu remembered the task he was about to start, and remembered the fleeting look in his eyes just now, and he became a little uneasy.
Pretended to cough, looked around, saw that the students were busy with their own affairs, relieved a little, took out breakfast from the school bag, glanced at the ice on the right from the corner of the eye, and quickly stuffed the breakfast into ice like a thief Inside the secret table.
However, when he took out his hand, the back of his hand accidentally brushed against the icy waist.
Originally, he wanted not to be noticed by him, but when he accidentally touched Bingmi just now, it felt like he was reminding Bingmi - "I put something on your table, look quickly."
rely on.
Sure enough, Bing Mi looked down at her abdomen, then raised the tails of her eyes, staring at Tang Yu, her eyes seemed to say "explain."
Tang Yu was nervous, and blurted out a thoughtless answer: "It's pretty hard."
After I finished speaking, I didn't feel anything, but when I saw Bingmi's strange eyes, I suddenly understood, and gesticulated with my hands: "I mean, this table is very hard, and the things I gave you are still hot."
thing?
Just now, Bing Mi saw something stuffed into her desk from the corner of her eye, could it be...
He reached for it, and sure enough, it was breakfast.He closed his eyes for two seconds, then opened them, and scanned the classroom. No one noticed here, and he didn't take it out. Instead, he tilted his head and said, "I don't need it."
What if you don't need it?
You must eat it, if you don't eat it, not only will you lose points, but you will also lose points!
Thinking of this, Tang Yu became anxious, and quickly said, "No, I must eat."
"why?"
"Because I have something to ask you." Tang Yu made up a sentence casually.But I regret it when I say it.Because, he didn't know what to ask for Bingmi.
Sure enough, Bing Mi asked: "What's the matter?"
Tang Yu glanced around guiltily, and finally landed on his math paper.
Bingmi's gaze also followed him to the same place, and he understood.
"I won't check the answer with you." Bing Mi said.
"I didn't say to answer correctly!" Tang Yu was in a hurry, and Bing Mi misunderstood him.
Bing Mi looked at him: "Do you want me to check for you?"
"I..." Tang Yu was stuck, check?
The ice density inspection operation is nitpicking, stricter than the old horse.He knew that there were a lot of mistakes in his paper. If it was checked by ice, wouldn't it be impossible to read this paper?
He was about to say no, but the paper was taken away by Bing Mi, so it was impossible to refuse now.
Tang Yu put one hand on the table, propped his chin, turned his head to look at Bingmi's side face, and said, "Well, if you don't want to eat breakfast first, just take one bite, just one bite."
222: [Dear, please do as you like. 】
Bing Mi sighed, and still took it out, but this time it was for drinking milk.
After taking a sip of milk, Bing Mi continued to read the questions, while Tang Yu was watching him from the side.
The questions on the test paper were circled one after another, all of which represented mistakes, Tang Yu whispered that it was not good, he was digging a hole for himself!
In a few minutes, the paper was checked, and Bingmi pushed the paper towards Tang Yu with one finger: "Fail."
Tang Yu: "?!" Looking at his paper, he felt mixed feelings.Obviously he was abused by his rival, but he wasn't as angry as before, on the contrary, he felt that Bingmi was as bad as he thought.
After taking the paper, Tang Yu stared at the mistakes and made another difficulty.He knew it was wrong, but how to change the right one?It's about telling the solution to the problem.
Tang Yu took the test paper and asked the academic committee. The academic committee looked at the circled wrong questions and found that he had also made a mistake in one of the judgment questions. He hissed, frowned and looked carefully. He still didn't think it was wrong, so he asked: " What's wrong?"
Tang Yu was taken aback by the question. If he knew what was wrong, he would come to ask your school committee?Shake your head.
Pei Jin came over at this moment and said, "Who checked you?"
Tang Yu didn't want to say Bingmi, so he said it was a tadpole.
Pei Jin and the school committee looked diagonally across the classroom, only to see the tadpoles holding papers of unknown subjects and checking the answers.
Two people: "..."
"Tell the truth." The school committee also wanted to know why the question was wrong.
Forced to nowhere, Tang Yu glanced at Bing Mi.
At this time, Bingmi looked down at the phone, felt a gaze, raised her eyes to meet it, but saw two other gazes.
Frozen: "..."
In the next moment, the three of them stood by the ice table and listened to the lecture.
The morning reading bell rang, and the monkeys returned to their positions.
Tang Yu handed the corrected paper to Bing Mi, then took out the Chinese book and began to endorse. After opening it, he saw eight yuan inside!
???
The money was taken out and put in front of Bingmi, Tang Yu: "What do you mean, I said it was for you to help me write it silently. You don't need to pay it back."
"It's not paying back the money, it's the money I bought for breakfast." Bingmi didn't lift her eyelids.
"The breakfast is not for sale. I gave it to me. I will have it every day from now on. Do you pay for it every day?" Tang Yu stood up the book to cover himself.
"You bring it to me every day?" Bingmi looked at him with strange eyes.
"Ah..." Feeling guilty, "Yeah, why do you care so much?"
Bingmi was speechless, so wouldn't he have to eat breakfast from Tang Yu every day?
He sighed: "Then I will take money every day."
Tang Yu rolled his eyes.
Well, now he's in business, selling the breakfasts his mother made.
The 520 came out again to remind him to send a good morning text message. He lost his temper, so he typed a text in a hurry and sent it.
The voices of the students in the classroom were harmonious. Tang Yu wanted to sleep, but Bing Mi was beside him, and he was a little worried that he would be laughed at for being ugly.
He took out another mirror from his schoolbag, which was newly bought, and was about the same size as the one that had been taken away. He stuffed the cover of the mirror into the gap in the book, and took a picture again.
Bing Mi caught sight of it from the corner of his eye and frowned slightly. He didn't know why Tang Yu was so stinking.And... Tang Yu had a faint fragrance of milk tea on her body.
I wasn't at the same table before, and I had little contact, so I couldn't smell it.
Tang Yu heard Bingmi asked coldly: "Did you drink milk tea in the morning?"
"Ah, yes."
"Did you eat white rabbit toffee just now?"
"Ah, that's right." Tang Yu thought he was puzzled, "What's the matter, can't you drink or eat?"
"Then do you know that if you drink too much milk tea, your body will emit a milky smell?" Bing Mi said lightly.
Tang Yu: "?!"
Tang Yu: "You have the taste of milk, and your whole family has the taste of milk!"
"Puff ha ha ha ha ha..." Tadpole couldn't help laughing when he heard the two of them in front of each other.
He turned around, and after laughing enough, he said to Tang Yu: "Then he is the iced milk tea you can't drink. Hahaha..."
"Grandson, where are you looking for smoke?" Tang Yu's ears turned red in an instant. He knew that the tadpole was joking, but he just heard the ambiguity.
Frozen eyes swept over Tang Yu's ears, slightly startled.
The author has something to say: Little Hardcore: Tadpole, he will drink it later.
☆, handle
The tadpole said: "It's wrong for a son to beat his grandfather!"
Xiang Xin who was next to him turned around, smiled and said to the tadpole, "You guys mispronounce your seniority every time. You call him a son, but you call yourself a grandfather; he calls him a grandson, but you call yourself a father."
"You don't understand," Tang Yu raised her eyebrows, "This is called tacit understanding."
"Yes, this is tacit understanding. After all, he and I grew up wearing crotch pants." Tadpole.
Bingmi snorted lightly: "This is called incest."
Tang language: "!"
tadpole:"!!"
Xiang Xin: "!!!"
Taste, you savor, you savor carefully.
Until the physics class, Tang Yu was still shocked by Bing Mi's divine words.
Don't look at Bingmi's elegant appearance, but he actually has a lot of thoughts in his heart.
He took out the toffee from his schoolbag, peeled it off, stuffed it into his mouth to suppress his shock.Glancing at Bing Mi, he didn't care if it smelled of milk or not.
The physics teacher was talking enthusiastically on stage, and Tang Yu started to change his pen again, looking bored.
The black signature pen rotates between his white and slender fingers, black and white are distinct, and the fingers are flexible.
Someone was turning the pen under his nose, Bingmi was a little distracted, he always noticed the spinning pen from the corner of his eye, and he felt a little uncomfortable after a few times.I always thought that the pen was going to drop, but it didn't drop even once.
The physics teacher noticed Tang Yu who was turning the pen next to Bingmi. His lips were tightly pressed, and the chalk was broken. This was a sign before the explosion.
"Tang Yu, how did you answer this question?" The physics teacher pointed at him with a triangle ruler.
Tang Yu was stunned by the sudden roll call, and the pen dropped from his fingers, and slowly rolled towards Bing Mi.
A slender index finger held down the pen, and the pen stopped moving in a circular motion.
Tang Yu took a look at Bing Mi, then looked down at his paper, and then looked up at the blackboard, realizing that he had made a mistake.
What about swollen?
520 come and save me.
Tang Yu shouted in his heart.
520: [Host, begging me is useless, he is not good at physics.So go ask for ice secret.Add 1 point for help, get three points. 】
【...How could Bingmi give me the answer, he definitely won't!】 Tang Yu was in a hurry.
However, he couldn't do the system, so he had to pin his hopes on Bingmi.
The classroom was very quiet, everyone was waiting for Tang Yu's answer.
The school uniform on Frozen's left arm was poked by a finger, and he squinted to see that small finger wrapped around his school uniform.
There were unexplained mood swings in his eyes, and his heart moved inexplicably.
He retracted his arm a little, as if he didn't see it, but...
222: [Darling, please help Xiao Tangyu, if you help me add one point, then you can get five points and an optional function card. 】
Just when Tang Yu was in despair, seeing Bingmi pushed his paper towards him, the meaning couldn't be more obvious, that is, "Look for yourself."
The students all turned their heads to look at Tang Yu, saw Tang Yu showing a foolish smile, and then gave the answer.
The physics teacher's eyes under the glasses flashed brightly, he put down the triangle ruler, patted the chalk dust on his hands, and stared at Tang Yu rightly.
Stare at Tang Yu.
Afterwards, everyone saw the physics teacher come down, stood by the Tang language table, and said, "Did you answer by looking at Bingmi's answer?"
"?!" Tang Yu shook his head, "No."
"Hmph," the physics teacher showed a look of seeing through everything, "Go up to the podium and have a look. I can see clearly the actions you are doing below. Besides, Bingmi never showed the answer to anyone. He pushed The movement of the paper is not a habitual offender at first glance, I can tell at a glance that you forced it."
"I..." Tang Yu said four times. He definitely didn't force Bingmi, he asked for Bingmi, and Bingmi was voluntary, "Really not."
The physics teacher waved his hand: "Okay, don't talk about this, you two stand up in this class."
The whole class was in an uproar.
It would be normal if Tang Yu was fined to stand, but Bing Mi was also fined to stand, for the first time in history!
Tang Yu frowned. He didn't expect to implicate Bingmi. He felt uncomfortable and secretly glanced at the boy standing beside him.
He is seven centimeters shorter than Bing Mi, and when looking at him, he needs to raise his head slightly. At this moment, they are standing together, thinking about their own things.
The two stood like this for a class, and when the get out of class was over, the physics teacher looked at Tang Yu more, with a warning in his eyes.
Tang Yu: "..."
Finally able to sit, he sat back in his seat and stretched.Bing Mi on the side didn't say anything, let alone how he was feeling.
What the two of them didn't know was that the photo of being punished to stand just now was secretly taken.
It has now been sent to the school forum, and the first article in the chat section is - "Shocked! See you soon, Ice God has been punished to stand!"
This building exploded in the forum in an instant, and the following replies were one after another.
Airplane: Landlord, why were the two of them fined to stand?
Fallen Fairy: Ice God showed Xiao Tang Yu the answer, but was discovered by the teacher.
Headphones hammer: ah ah ah, Ice God will show people the answer?
Sadness: When did the relationship between the two get so good?
Fried Chicken: Hahaha, I died from laughing.
xxx:...
When Tang Yu came back from the toilet, he saw a notebook on the table with several physics problems on it.
He looked at Bing Mi next to him, and asked, "Did you put your stuff here?"
"For you." Bing Mi.
"I don't want a notebook."
"I didn't say I'll give you the notebook and ask you to do the questions." Bingmi raised her eyes to look at him.
"Why should I do the questions? Don't do it!" Tang Yu crossed his arms.
520: [Host, you have to do what he said. 】
Tang Yu:【...but what a waste of brain!】
He struggled to pick up the pen, with an expression of wanting to go into flames, Bingmi shook his head and said, "I'll show you the way to solve the problem."
As he spoke, he wrote on the draft paper.
Tang Yu saw a clear idea, knew how to do it, and began to write in his notebook, but he didn't understand why Bingmi asked him to do the questions.
Could it be... I blame myself for implicating him because of physics?
So practice more?
Oh, my god.Sure enough, being at the same table with Bingmi is tormenting.
Seeing Tang Yu answering the question, Bing Mi said to 222: [I have five points, can I choose a function card? 】
222 opened the portable space and asked Bingmi to choose, only to see that Bingmi had selected the "system disappeared for 10 minutes" card.Bad feeling.
222 can't stop Bing Mi like Tang Yu, what should come will still come, so let him choose that card.
Suddenly, Tang Yu asked nonchalantly, "Are you angry?"
There was a frozen meal and no answer.
"You're just angry, so you set up a question for me to do, and don't let me play." Tang Yu said.
"..." Bing Mi.
Tang Yu continued: "Sometimes I am really mad at you, but there is nothing I can do about it. You are smarter than me, more handsome than me, and better than me in everything, oh, except painting. You must be very happy when you bully me Bar?"
Bing Mi looked up at him.
Tang Yu said angrily, "Can't you let me bully you once?"
"..." Bing Mi looked at his hands, "Didn't you bully me today?"
"!" Tang Yu was taken aback, and looked at him sideways, yes, yes, if it wasn't for him, he wouldn't be punished to stand, and he wouldn't be ashamed.
At this time, Tadpole came in in a hurry, saw Tang Yu writing the physics body hard, and didn't care who wrote it, so he said directly: "Haha, you have been really unlucky recently. You were punished by Lao Ma yesterday and Lao Cai today. Who will be punished tomorrow?"
"Get out!" It's still tomorrow, and now I'm being punished by ice secret.
The tadpole smiled cheaply.
The last class in the morning was over, and as soon as the monkeys heard the teacher say that get out of class was over, they swept out like a tornado, picking up the pages of books on the table.
After the tadpole ran downstairs, he habitually turned his head to look at Tang Yu, but he didn't see it today.
???
people?
Is my son running so fast today?
How dare you not wait for grandpa?
Heartless child!
The tadpole ran to the cafeteria, as if it was fast-forwarded three times.
The ruthless child was lying on the floor of the classroom at this time, with a look of lovelessness on his face, and he was ready to get up with his hands on the ground.
Every time I go to the door of the classroom, I always pass by Bing Mi.When he was leaving today, Bingmi happened to stand up, and Bingmi's chair fell backwards, and his feet stumbled on the chair legs, so the scene of the dog eating and flying appeared.
Extremely embarrassed!
Extremely shameful!
Knee hurts a bit...
"Are you deliberately revenge?" Tang Yu lay on the ground unable to get up.
"No." Bingmi said frankly.
He really didn't, purely by accident.
"You have what you have." Tang Yu acted like a child.
Frozen: "..."
Tang Yu's knee didn't hurt so much. He braced himself to get up, but saw a slender and beautiful hand stretched out in front of him.
?
"Do you want me to pull you?" An icy voice came from above the head.
"Yes!" Tang Yu patted Bingmi's hand, and there was a "pop".
The palms of the two touched, and both felt each other's warmth.
A force pulled Tang Yu up.
As soon as he stood up straight, Tang Yu felt a little hot holding Bingmi's hand.
There was an unnatural look in his eyes, and an inexplicable throbbing in his heart, he pulled out his hand in a panic, and turned his head away.
However, the face was turned away, and the red ears were exposed in the icy eyes.
This is not the first time that Bing Mi has seen Tang Yu's ears turn red.
At this time, Tang Yu had already strode away, and his back disappeared at the door of the classroom.
Bingmi looked down at his hand, the touch just now... He actually felt...
In the cafeteria, after the tadpole rice was ready, it was discovered that Tang Yu really didn't come.Just as he was about to make a phone call, Tang Yu walked up to him with an embarrassed expression on his face and said, "Grandson, why didn't you wait for me today?"
"I thought you followed," Tadpole said aggrievedly, "Then why did you go?"
How could it be possible for Tang Yu to say that he tripped and fell badly, and that Bing Mi pulled him up in the end?
How embarrassing is that?
So he said: "Just now a few girls stopped me to add me on WeChat."
Tadpole looked at him questioningly, expressing disbelief. Although Tang Yu was handsome, no girl would stop him while eating.
Tang Yu turned her head arrogantly: "Believe it or not."
After the two of them finished their meal, when they passed by the entrance of the cafeteria, Tang Yu saw a few junior high school girls excitedly looking at Bing Mi, and they kept talking about seniors and male gods, thinking about how to add WeChat.
Suddenly, an unknown fire rose in my heart.
Seeing him standing still, Tadpole asked, "What are you looking at?"
Tang Yu ignored him, but walked up to the junior girl and said, "Do you know what a male god is?"
The school girls were taken aback for a moment, and all nodded.
However, Tang Yu shook a finger and said solemnly: "You don't know. The real male god is a person who can only be seen from a distance but not touched. He has no bullshit relationship with him in his life, and can only be sought after and looked up to. "
School girls: "..."
One of the school girls: "Not necessarily."
"Don't struggle, the one you can catch is not a male god. But I have a way to make you have an intimate relationship with Bingmi."
"Intimacy?"
"Yes!" Tang Yu said.
"What way?" the school girls.
The tadpole has three question marks on the back forehead.
The author has something to say:
Little Yinhe: Little Tang Yu is jealous, jealous!
☆, alone in a room
Tang Yu didn't see someone approaching from behind, so he said to a few junior girls, "I'll tell you a way to change the male god to a scumbag, so that others will think that Bing Mi had an affair with you. "
Junior: "But..."
"You think," Tang Yu interrupted their questioning, "he is a top student, won a pennant, won a big prize, such an outstanding person, don't you want to have a little intersection with his life? Willing to be someone who admires behind the scenes Passers-by?"
The tadpole's jaw almost fell to the ground, and his gaze passed over Tang Yu again. When he saw the person behind him, he was as frightened as a zombie.
However, Tang Yu didn't notice it, and was still brainwashing the school girls in a serious manner.
Suddenly, a school girl saw Bing Mi behind Tang Yu, and was so excited that she couldn't know what to do.
Tang Yu was puzzled and turned his head to look.
"When did you come?" Tang Yu was startled.
"When you were talking about a scumbag." Bing Mi remained expressionless.
Schoolgirls: "Ahhh, hello Senior Bing!"
Bingmi nodded to the girls, then ignored Tang Yu and said, "I'll write the math problems later, I'll do it."
Tang Yu: "..."
"Hahahaha..." The heartless tadpole laughed.
Tang Yu was so angry that he couldn't organize his words, he stared at Bingmi's back with hatred and cursed in a low voice: "Scumbag."
Who knows that Bing Mier is so powerful, she turned her head to yell at him: "Have I ever had sex with you?"
Tang Yu: "..." I became a puffer fish from anger, my face flushed red.
It was almost lunch break, and the students in the classroom were still playing around.
The tadpole ran into the classroom in a hurry, and lay down on Tang Yu's pile of books: "Hahaha, did you guess what I saw in Lao Ma's office just now?"
At this time Tang Yu was scratching his head thinking hard about the math problem Bingmi had posed. He was already very upset, but the tadpoles came to bother him at this moment, and he was simply impatient.
"If you have a fart, let it go, if you don't have a fart, go away."
Bing Mi was not in the classroom. Tadpole looked at the math problems Bing Mi gave Tang Yu, and found that they were aimed at Tang Yu's weaknesses. It seems that Bing Mi did not punish Tang Yu maliciously.
He looked away and said: "The old horse pulled out the thorns from the cactus you gave him, hahaha... take it... haha... use it to pick your teeth!"
After speaking, he continued to laugh.
Tang Yu: "..." He wanted to hit someone.Kill the tadpoles.
The pot of cactus was given by Tang Yu before. He knew that the photo had made Lao Ma unhappy, so he bought a pot of cactus as a gift for Lao Ma, saying that it would be better to put the plants in the office.
At that time, Lao Ma was also very happy, saying something like Tang Yu being sensible.
Tadpole couldn't see Tang Yu's repressed hostility, and continued to say fearlessly: "Hahaha... After picking his teeth, the old horse felt good, and asked other teachers if they wanted one, hahaha..."
"Get out, don't you see that Dad is annoying?"
The tadpole's face was covered with draft paper.
Weekly chemistry exam on Friday afternoon.
After the end, Tang Yu looked at the sky, like a small fish missing one fin, paralyzed on the shore half dead.
The tadpole swam up and poked him in the face to make sure the fish was still alive.
"Get out, Dad broke up with you." Yu'er struggled a bit.
Tadpole said: "It looks like I did very, very, very poorly in the exam."
"Can you stop being so exaggerated?" Tang Yu rolled his eyes.
In fact, Tang Yu thought that he did well in the exam today, but when he was handing in the paper, he accidentally peeked at the dense paper and saw that the answer to the last big question was different from his own.
I must be wrong, so many points are gone.
Tadpole: "Then let me be more artistic, does it feel like my body is being hollowed out?"
"Almost." Tang Yu began to pack his schoolbag.
"Then get a Kidney Treasure Tablet." Tadpole said.
After finishing speaking, a big white rabbit toffee was thrown on the tadpole's face, and he caught it, chuckled, and said cheaply: "It turns out that the Shenbao tablets are coated with white rabbit toffee, no wonder you eat it every day." eat."
"I'll eat your coal, your brain is the one that should go to the hospital for examination." Tang Yu said angrily, picked up his schoolbag and carried it on his back.
Just as he was about to leave with the tadpoles, a cool voice came from behind: "Did you forget something?"
Tang Yu paused, tadpole let out an ooh, and said, "The math problem you wrote hasn't been checked by Brother Bing!"
Brother Bing?
I still have ice cream!
Hun Dan with his elbows turned outward.
Tang Yu glared at the tadpole, finding such a gay friend was the wrong start of his life!
Tang Yu put down his schoolbag pitifully, and Tadpole hurriedly said, "You said that we
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