It turned out to be true
Work related
Very beautiful, usually wake up at 05:30 in the morning, already driving by [-] o'clock.Parking is basically in the wild, and there is a feeling of walking and parking freely.
Whenever you encounter interesting people and delicious food on the road, you will stop.When shooting with a rocker machine, there is more freedom of stretching.
One afternoon, when the mountain was about to set, the four of them were resting on the side of the road. The director and the cameraman smoked a cigarette, and Shen actually had a lollipop in his mouth.The sky is exceptionally clean, the blue is clear, the white is dazzling, and the rose gold of the setting sun dyes the whole sky red, the beauty is suffocating.
The photographer brother was originally looking at how the things in the field looked. He looked up and saw this scene and hurriedly took a few steps back to take a picture of the car door: "Director, Director Chen, come out and see the sky!"
Chen Fang came out with the machine on his shoulders and took a picture of this scene. The machine on the rocker arm of the car was kept on until the sun went down, and this scene disappeared completely.
"It's so beautiful." Chen Fang couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
All the way to the north, turn into the hill of Xyang.
This piece of mountain covered by Chen Fang is now full of fruits, and it is the harvest season.The old house of the program group is rented. The courtyard of that family is built of two-story blue bricks. It is very stylish. The daughter of the head of the household lives abroad. Now the old couple have left here to the Lighthouse Country. The house in China is rented to took them.
There are not many people left in the village, and almost all the young and middle-aged people have left, leaving only the old and the weak.The procedures of the township government in Baoshan went relatively smoothly.
"A lot of things on the mountain were left by the former people. I asked them to give me a discount according to the price, and I also read a lot of books on how to farm." Parking the car on the valley field at the entrance of the village, Chen Fang led his people to live. Place, "You may need to tidy up the room yourself. For the next half month, the itinerary will be filmed here. Be mentally prepared."
"What needs to be mentally prepared for filming?" Shen Jing looked at the director in confusion.
"Because you are going to start living in a mountain village." Chen Fang put all the camera bags on his waist, hung a big lens around his neck, and raised his arms like a Popeye, "You are going to be driven by the director to work. "
Behind him, the photographer brother took a picture of his move.Li Peiran couldn't help laughing, Chen Fang noticed something, turned around and gave a "you understand" look, the little brother looked up at the sky with an innocent face.
There is a kitchen in the courtyard, a well in the center of the yard, and water pipes on both sides of the steps. Probably to avoid the cold in the winter when taking a bath, all the rooms have been remodeled and equipped with bathrooms.The whole yard is very comfortable, which makes people's heart quiet at once, which is very suitable for a good life.
Chen Fang put the camera in several places, and the subject of X Yang's shooting was to eat well every day.How celebrities live in the countryside and how to obtain ingredients for three meals is the biggest highlight of this issue.
(Note: The nature here is somewhat similar to that of Li Ziqi, Huanong Brothers, Chubby Shantou, and some food up owners, but the protagonists are replaced by a bunch of entertainers, and it is also a bit similar to Korean variety shows with three meals a day, the same type There are too many, so I won’t list them one by one. It’s a variety show about how to eat well, and I just want to write it. I think it’s very healing, and I like to write about food. From the articles in my column and when I wrote about eating, I should I understand. Although watching this kind of variety shows, I gained ten catties == why do Korean dramas like to eat so much, I cried, and I didn’t lose weight after changing to a new place and a new job)
"Ah, I miss this place so much." After arranging things, Chen Fang relaxed and stood in the middle of the courtyard, "Every time I come here, I feel like I'm coming home."
The mountain village is very quiet, without the noise and crampedness of the city. It washes away anxiety and glitz, and the whole person calms down. Li Peiran thinks that this place will definitely solve the sleep problems of many people.
Today is the appointed time to meet, Li Peiran and Shen Jing are the first guests to arrive, and they are checking in the yard.A shed was set up in the corner of the yard, which was slightly elevated, and it looked like it was [-] centimeters higher than the ground. There was an earthen stove inside, and the other looked like half a ball was buckled upside down. The middle was empty, and there was a small The planks were buckled like a door.
"What's this for?" Li Peiran is familiar with earthen stoves, and his grandfather also has one at home, but with gas and induction cookers, this thing doesn't work much anymore.After all, it is a bit troublesome to cook meals for two people with an earthen stove, and it is not as fast as an induction cooker.But occasionally during the Chinese New Year, it is still used. When a large family comes over, the induction cooker, gas stove, and clay stove are used together to cook a sumptuous meal.
"That's an earthen kiln," Chen Fang introduced, "Yaime oven."
The bottom base is square and square. When not in use, keep the firewood inside, so that the temperature inside can be kept constant. If you want to do anything, just pull out the firewood, sweep away the ash, and put the baking tray with the materials in it. That's fine.
This is a bit interesting, Li Peiran studied it enthusiastically, and went to the kitchen to look at the materials.
There is a large double-door refrigerator in the kitchen, and various sauces and seasonings are stored in the refrigerator compartment. There is a wooden cabinet next to it, which contains seasoning spices such as chili, cumin, and peppercorns.There are some seafood and frozen meat in the freezer. Judging from the brand, the staff should have brought them all the way from other places. There is no way to deliver seafood from this place at this time.
Dried peppers and garlic are braided and hung under the eaves, next to black fungus and white fungus, and dried goji berries, which really correspond to a line: black, gray, red, white, blue, green, purple, and yellow , yours, mine, his, his...
There is a chicken coop in the corner of the yard, and the door opens in the other direction, so you can stroll outside the yard, have your own vast world, and be free-roaming chickens.
It didn't take long to observe, and I heard the roar of a motorcycle.Shen Jing and Li Peiran left the hospital to check, and found that the people who came were You Susi and Yuan Le.
Two people came here on a motorcycle, Yuan Le carried You Susi, two stacked suitcases were tied to the back seat of the motorcycle, and You Suosi sat in the back seat with a backpack on his back, and the ropes that bound the suitcases It was in his hand.The two of them galloped all the way forward in a mighty way, and they braked to a stop in the open space in front of the courtyard.
You Suosi leaned to the side, put the suitcase on the place, got out of the car and flicked his wrists, Yuan Le's long legs came down from the front, You Suosi heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, he caught up."
You Suosi is 45 this year, looks like someone in his 20s, very youthful.When it comes time to pick a big scene, it's not inferior.
"Teacher You, Teacher Yuan." Li Peiran stepped forward, and You Suosi came over to greet him, as if to meet him in victory, "Why did you come here on a motorcycle?"
"The money the two of us earned was not enough to pay for the gas, and the entire toll was owed. After arriving in Xyang, the director team stopped the car, and the last section of the mountain road could only ride a motorcycle." You Suosi was curious, "Who are you?" How did you get here?"
"They earned 5000 yuan and drove all the way here." Chen Fang came from behind and added.
"Five thousand!" You Susi was dumbfounded, "How did you earn it?"
"I'm selling lo mei, how about you?"
"We went to host a group wedding." You Suosi laughed, "Someone couldn't go to the group wedding at work, so we temporarily replaced it and earned 1000 yuan."
Li Peiran changed his mind. The collective wedding of the unit should be the wedding of young people in some key national projects. Going to this is very meaningful for publicity, and at the same time, it can avoid too much attention from the public and not be photographed.You Suosi's popularity is too high. Even if people don't follow stars, seeing his face will directly attract attention. He simply uses this method to make money. He is worthy of being a top-notch host.
Chen Fang glanced at the phone and said, "I'll go out to pick up Jose and Guan Er and answer them. Do you want to see how they are doing?"
Chen Fang couldn't hold back his laughter.
This is obviously a situation, and the four of them immediately expressed their desire to take a look.
The mighty people went to meet the Zelda combination.
These two people were the worst, with hats on their heads, black cropped pants and a white One Piece joint T-shirt, riding a racing car over.Behind the two of them was the slow-moving program crew.
Even though Jose Guan Erda had done a good job of sun protection, he was still tanned, and the two of them were almost paralyzed from exhaustion by the end of the ride.There are muddy spots on the racing car, and it looks like it has been stained for a long time.Li Peiran remembered that he had never seen any place with water on the way he drove up. The mud spots were probably stained by the mountain road after riding in the rain.
"I'm exhausted." Jose pulled the car aside and wiped the sweat from his brow with his sleeve, "Is there any water? I'm thirsty."
Guan Erda behind him put his hands on his knees, looking really tired.Guan Erda is very thin, 1.8 meters tall, looks less than 120 catties, very white, and quiet.Jose Guaner replied that this year, he became famous as a neighbor in the summer drama "Our Street".
Speaking of which, the two people are the same inside and outside the play. In the play, the two people are neighbors separated by a wall in an alley. They have a very good relationship. Outside the play, the two people grew up together. Building, a kindergarten, a primary school, a junior high school, a high school, and a university.Jose is very talented in dancing. Later, when he was admitted to Beijing Film Academy, Guan Erda was also from the back, but he was studying drama-related subjects. His cultural class scores shocked a lot of people back then, and he was able to go to Peking University. , and finally went to Beiying.
The director of "This Street of Us" fell in love with Jose at first, and was worried when he was looking for someone to play his brotherly neighbor. The neighbor Bingshan and polite Xueba character design is simply Guan Erda himself.
During the audition, Guan Erda accompanied Jose. The director heard that there would be no loss in the audition anyway, so he asked Guan Erda to come in for a walk.Guan Erda doesn't have any acting experience, but he has excellent comprehension ability, and this persona is also tailor-made for him.
Jose was right, Guan Erda successfully won the role, and became popular with this role. The two are very popular on the Internet, and it happened that the director invited them together. Passing by the human program group, it is considered three eras Let the program cover all ages.
Jose is alright, Guan Erda's skin is very fair, some places are red, it looks like it should be sunburned.He looked exhausted, out of breath, unable to say a word.From the director's room, he took out a pot of tartary buckwheat tea that had been aired by the staff, and drank it with a sip, and the two teenagers finally came back to life.
Jose: "I'm exhausted..."
Guan Erda nodded in agreement, but he has not recovered yet.
One group rode bicycles, one group rode motorcycles, and the other group drove cars. The money they made was how they came to Xyang.
Everyone has arrived, Chen PD clapped his hands and motioned everyone to pay attention to what he said: "The theme in Xyang is self-reliance. What to eat for three meals a day is up to everyone. Almost everything on this mountain can be picked , for meat, everyone needs to exchange it through labor. It’s eleven o’clock now, so it’s up to you what to eat for lunch.”
"This is an earthen stove, and the one next to it is an earthen kiln, which can be used as an oven. In the next week, I hope everyone can spend a good time here."
Jose yelled "Ah" upon hearing this, "I don't know how to cook...but I can pick vegetables and wash dishes."
Guan Erda hesitated for a moment and said, "I can help."
Jose grabbed Guan Erda's shoulders, "We are at our disposal."
Comedian Yuan Le said: "I can make a fire, and I can make a good one. I'm afraid it will be poisoned when I chop vegetables and cook. Don't worry about me, I don't worry about myself."
You Susi said: "I know a few dishes."
Shen Jing looked around and tentatively said, "I will, eat."
With a "poof" sound from everyone, Li Peiran raised his hand and slapped him on the back, saying, "I'm pretty good at it, how about this, four people pick vegetables, one makes a fire, and one cooks rice first, Mr. You, you To cook rice?"
You Suosi made an OK gesture.
Yuan Le said, "Then I will light a fire."
Li Peiran nodded, "Then Shen Jing and I took our two little brothers to pick vegetables."
Chen Fang handed him the menu list. Tomatoes, seasonal vegetables, and eggs need to be picked up from the chicken coop. You can plan how much you have. Potatoes, chestnuts, fruits include grapefruit, raspberries, cherries, cherry tomatoes, etc.
Li Peiran asked: "Director, if you want to eat meat, can you kill a chicken?" As he spoke, he turned his gaze to the chicken coop.
Chen Fang: "..."
Chen Fang: "Why did you stare at my chicken?"
Li Peiran grinned: "Looking fat and strong, it's delicious."
"If you can kill yourself, then I will allow you to kill one." Chen Fang didn't believe that Li Peiran dared to kill a chicken by himself.
"That's what you say, you are the director." Li Peiran asked the remaining three people to bring their bamboo baskets and set off to the vegetable field.
Shen Jing asked on the road: "Do you really want to kill the chicken?"
"You don't want to eat meat?" Li Peiran asked back.
Shen Jing said without hesitation: "I want to!"
"If you want to eat meat, you have to fight for it yourself." Li Peiran said, "I feel that Chen PD will not let us go easily."
Jose leaned forward: "Senior, what shall we have for lunch?"
"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with green peppers, dry-stir-fried beans, hot and sour zucchini." Li Peiran said, "Obviously if we don't work hard, we can only be vegetarians."
"Mr. Li is too strong, this is very rich." Jose expressed admiration, "It's my words——"
"If it's you, you can only make a pot of bloody stew." Guan Er replied ruthlessly.
The vegetables were picked quickly, and I passed a corn field, and saw the corn kernels under the whiskers, which were "little lotus just showing their sharp corners". Option, "Let's pick some corn and go home, and we can make corn cakes in the afternoon."
Shen was actually interested: "What is that?"
Jose Guaner replied that the two also listened with pricked ears.
"Fresh corn is mashed and fried into pancakes. The outside is burnt and the inside is soft and glutinous. It tastes sweet and not greasy at all."
"Wow." Jose's drooling voice was obvious.Shen actually looked at him very dangerously, and stared at him.
"Then let's pick corn on the cob!" Jose couldn't wait.
The corn cob picked a bamboo basket, and Li Peiran originally wanted to carry it on his own, but Shen actually grabbed the rope and refused to let him go.Li Peiran had no choice but to follow him, and weaved a wide rope to reduce the pressure on his shoulders, which was still friendly.
At home, You Susi came up to pick up the things, "The rice is already cooked, and it's kept warm there."
It took an hour to go up the mountain, no wonder, Li Peiran washed his hands, picked up the kitchen knife and said, "Then I'll move faster."
"Multiple processes concurrently, division of labor and cooperation, the first to be brought in first, the rest are placed in the buffer zone, and simple things are subcontracted." Shen Jing said a bunch of inexplicable words, and Li Peiran got him, "Tomatoes, zucchini, green peppers, potatoes , Give me the washed dishes in this order."
Everyone is very smart, so they split up to work on their own division of labor. Li Peiran's movements were fast, precise and firm, and he cut vegetables quickly. The two pots were opened together, pouring oil, beating eggs, and they were almost gone. Pour the egg liquid into the oil on the left. The pot made a "stabbing" sound, and the fluffy yellow and white egg flowers appeared like this, and the zucchini with sweet and sour flavors was fried on the right side at the same time, busy but not messy.
Wrap the tomatoes with eggs, stir-fry, just put a little salt and light soy sauce, the taste is very good, the taste of zucchini has different levels of sweet and sour, Li Peiran took a piece for Shen Jing, and Shen Jing gave him a thumbs up .
Guan Erda peeled the potatoes and put them on the chopping board. Li Peiran's potatoes flew up in shreds. Jose was dazzled: "Senior, you are too good!"
Li Peiran shredded the potatoes very thinly, without affecting the taste like a hair. It was just the right crispy taste. Guan Erda handed over the peeled garlic in time, cut the garlic into slices, and started to cook.
Tomato scrambled eggs came out, red, yellow, and green. A pot of traffic lights is really beautiful. I poured water into it, rinsed it, lifted the iron pot, and poured out the oil. Cut the beans into sections and start to dry-stir. Fry until the water is almost out, leaving only a magnetic texture. The shredded potatoes are fried in the pan for 1 minute. The seasoning goes down quickly, and then it is fished out.
It is really a pleasure to watch Li Peiran cook, especially for those with obsessive-compulsive disorder. He is organized and his schedule is almost the best solution. He can finish the dishes in the shortest time and ensure the quality and quantity.
Jose found the speakers in the house, and even started the soundtrack for Li Peiran. The Avengers' "The Avengers" was sonorous and powerful, and the cooking was like preparing for a war. The key is to look good.
Within half an hour, the four dishes were finished, and the rice just became warm at this time, and everyone served to the table for dinner.At the Eight Immortals table, Yuan Le and You Suisi sat separately, Li Peiran and Shen Jing sat together, and Jose Guan Erda sat together.
"It's amazing to make four dishes so quickly, and one more process is so troublesome." You Susi sighed.
"I usually like to think about eating, and I spend more time on it, and it will be done automatically after a long time." Li Peiran explained.
Jose and Guan Erda were famished. They were exhausted and didn't feel any better, but after smelling the aroma of Li Peiran's cooking just now, they became more and more hungry.Li Peiran's dishes are not better than those of five-star chefs, but there is a very homely and reassuring taste in it, which makes people hungry and eager to see.At this time, I didn't have time to talk, so I stuffed a lot of food into my mouth first. After the feeling of hunger that scratched my lungs subsided, Jose was about to speak, when Guan Erda gave him a piece of paper, "Wipe your mouth." .”
Jose wiped his mouth and said, "Brother Ran, the food you cook is very delicious!"
"Eat more if it tastes good, you're tired from cycling." Li Peiran asked, "Where did you ride from?"
Jose sighed heavily when he heard the words, and Guan Er replied, "We set off from Changsha, and we rode a bicycle from the beginning, because the budget was not enough."
"The director team gave 500 yuan, but the two of us wholesaled things and wanted to sell them. The result was unsuccessful and the things fell into our hands. So we went to tutor someone. He taught piano and I taught dancing. We made 2000 yuan in five days. Money, and almost being scammed, is a history of blood and tears." Jose had an expression of "life is not easy, cat sighs".At a young age, he has already been severely beaten by the society.
"And then?" The people at the table were curious.The three groups didn't know each other, and at this time they discussed the embarrassing things that happened in the previous group of tasks enthusiastically.
"Then I went to the administrators of the school. They pretended that the financial manager was not there, and said that they would pay the salary after the financial manager went to work. What was agreed at the beginning was settled now, but it turned out like this. Later, Erda directly said that he had recorded all their words at the beginning. , if they don’t settle their wages in time, they will immediately expose it at the school gate, saying that the teachers here have run away because they don’t pay their wages, expose it on the Internet, and then call the mayor’s hotline. The principal immediately counseled us and took us to the financial settlement Salary, and pretended to call and scolded the accountant." Jose vividly imitated the principal, "Tell me about you, what happened? You have to ask for leave when people want to pay wages, and you are short of that day? Finance His face turned green. It is true that people are sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky."
Everyone laughed.Li Peiran couldn't help but replied to Guan Er: "You have a good idea, outflanking from three directions, a principal like him is afraid of being exposed." Looking at Jose Guan Er, he replied that he was a student and wanted to cheat money. Can't help being scared.
You Susi said: "We arrived in Shanghai. At first, we were stuck on what to do. We planned to do some business directly, but a friend asked me if I had time. There was an accident at the MC's house, so I Yuan Le and I went to host a wedding for someone, it was a collective wedding, and even the salary and red envelopes were given [-] yuan, the director team said it was the airfare, and then flew to Chengdu, took a car to Xyang, and came here on a motorcycle after arriving in Mianyang .A lot of scenery was also recorded on the road.”
Shen actually didn't like to communicate, so Li Peiran took the initiative to take on the role of communication bridge: "Shen Jing and I are in Chongqing. We rented my grandpa's stewed restaurant and made [-] yuan for one day. If you want to eat, turn to me. Cook it once for everyone."
"Oh! That's great, meat!" Jose's eyes lit up, "To save money, we haven't eaten meat for many days..."
"Then it's even more important to make money and eat meat." Chen Fang behind the camera interjected, "The task this afternoon is to pick chestnuts, and a catty of chestnuts costs five yuan. You see, whatever meat you want to eat, you need to work in exchange for it."
Everyone looked disheartened.
During the lunch break, sleep in separate rooms, four rooms, same as eating at noon, one for Shen Jing and Li Peiran, one for Yuan Le and You Susi, one for Jose Guan Erda.
Shen Jing smiled secretly. When the camera turned to him, he controlled his expression, and the smile was still visible in his eyes.
Each room is not big, about [-] square meters, with a window, you can see the beautiful scenery outside.Just as Shen Jing wanted to come over, Li Peiran raised his chin invisibly, signaling that there was a camera in the room.
Shen actually lay down on the ground, "What are you going to do this afternoon?"
Li Peiran: "I want to knock chestnuts, chestnut-roasted chicken, the more you eat, the more delicious it is. Pair it with the corn cake made from the corn picked at noon, and then have a soup. It tastes great."
Shen Jing: "The director will cry."
Li Peiran: "I kind of want to see it." He said with a smirk.
Not long after taking a nap, I heard someone yelling outside: "Don't chase me, why are you staring at me and chasing me! Stop, stop!"
Both Li Peiran and Shen Jing woke up, scratched their hair, opened the door and went out, only to find Jose running in the yard, followed by a fighting chicken, chasing him desperately.
"What's the matter?" Li Peiran asked.
Guan Erda rubbed his eyes and came out, he was wearing short-sleeved trousers when he came, and now he has changed into cropped trousers, as thin as if he had reduced his dimensionality, his eyes were sleepy: "Jose, why did you provoke it? "
Jose yelled: "I am wronged! I just went to the chicken coop to collect some eggs, and as soon as I bent down, the rooster rushed up to me like crazy, so I must run. The point is this After a long time, it doesn't stop, am I a Tang monk, staring at me!"
While speaking, he was still running around the yard.
You Susi said: "How about running out of the yard and then running back to hide in the house?"
Jose wept bitterly: "But I'm afraid he might get lost. It's such a big chicken, and it has a lot of meat."
Chen Fang: "..."
Li Peiran: "..."
Guan Erda looked a little dumbfounded, and suddenly said: "I see."
Jose: "What do you know? Help me."
"I know why it chased you, Jose." Guan Erda replied quietly, with the corners of his mouth raised, and he couldn't help laughing, "Because of the red underwear you are wearing, haha! You stimulated it when you bent over."
Li Peiran asked: "Director, can we eat it if we catch it?"
Chen Fang couldn't help laughing: "This is the chicken that is eyeing me... No, I raised a chicken. If you can catch it, you can eat it."
Li Peiran was gearing up when he heard the words, but Shen Jing calmly glanced at the chicken with a clear look: In my eyes, you are already a dead chicken.
The one who picked up the radish, and the one who buckled it with a bucket, Li Peiran found the fishing net and pulled the net with Shen Jing.Jose was very interesting, he ran towards them without commanding, the rooster ran towards them madly, Li Peiran and Shen Jing quickly closed the net, fearing that Shen would be caught, after closing the net, he directly grabbed the two wings and closed the root of the wing , Chen Fang couldn't help admiring: "It's really you, Peiran, what is there that you don't know?"
Li Peiran tied the chicken's feet and wings with a hemp rope, and said with a smile: "I can't have children."
Later, after this episode was broadcast, the barrage laughed wildly, and Weibo also grabbed the trending search:
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Click on the hot search and you will find the happy daily life of sand sculpture netizens:
"When will Li Peiran marry me?" "As long as I have some peanuts, I won't be so drunk"
"He won't love you except he won't have kids" "You're thinking about peach"
The chicken is still crowing, it has gone crazy, and it can't go back, it can only be eaten.
The task in the afternoon is to pick chestnuts. Someone who can climb trees is needed to shake on the tree, so that many chestnut balls can fall down, otherwise they can only be hooked with hooks, which is inefficient.Everyone changed their clothes, put on hard hats on their heads to avoid being injured by the chestnut balls, and held a long bamboo pole with an iron hook on it, so that the chestnut balls could be caught directly. up and down.
After finding the tree, spread a well-woven net of dense holes under the tree.Li Peiran was about to shake the tree below, but Jose rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't use your strength, just let me do it!"
Without waiting for anyone to ask, he took the initiative to climb up like a monkey. Guan Erda looked at him worriedly from below, raised his face and shouted: "Be careful, don't be too rough!"
"Understood! Be careful, stay away first, and don't lean in!" Jose said, stepping on a tree trunk, and the cooked chestnut balls hanging on the branch fell down first, and he stomped several times , The tree finally stopped falling by itself.I started to walk from the middle of the tree to the side, continued to step down, and fell again with a crash.
He wanted to go to the treetop again, but Guan Erda called him: "It's so narrow there, don't go! You think you're a monkey! Get down!" Jose had to get down, and the five people waiting below started to go to the bamboo. Pick up chestnut balls in the basket.
After picking up chestnuts for a while, Li Peiran already started to feel back pain. Seeing that the chestnut balls he guessed were only covered with a thin layer of bamboo baskets, he thought it was terrible.He saw Mr. You tap his waist, straightened up and said, "Mr. You, Mr. Yuan, let's go to the other side and take the bamboo pole down to reach the chestnut ball."
You Susi raised his head and wiped his sweat with the back of his hand, and said, "Okay."
Li Peiran wanted to take his bamboo basket, but Shen suppressed him and threw the chestnut ball into his bamboo basket: "I'll do it."
Shen Jing threw everything into Li Peiran's basket, and Li Peiran smiled: "Okay."
The middle-aged group twisted chestnut balls, and the youth group picked chestnuts. It took about an hour and a half to complete the work. It was a real labor.Although it is in the mountains, the temperature is not as high as in cities with the heat island effect, but such a short period of high-intensity labor is sweating, but fortunately, the results are fruitful.
Chen Fang took the scales and weighed their chestnut balls. Everyone reached the standard: "Congratulations, everyone, I can exchange for 500 yuan tonight, and I can go to exchange for some meat."
"(^o^)/~" Jose was the first to raise his arms and cheered, "It's time to eat meat!"
Guan Erda's introverted personality couldn't help but light up his eyes at this time.
On the way back, I saw some mushrooms in the forest, and said, "Come and pick the mushrooms tomorrow morning, it will be delicious if you fry them."
Jose asked: "Then how to distinguish between poisonous and non-poisonous?"
Shen Jing said, "Look for the director."
Chen Fang who was suddenly caught by the cue: "..."
Chen Fang: "I can help you identify it."
Jose: "Director Sai Gao, director, are you a Jingdong cat? Why can you do everything?"
Chen Fang respectfully thanked him for his rainbow fart: "We learned from old farmers when we were filming documentaries in the early years, and some of them were directly asked by big bosses on the Internet."
It is also because Chen Fang made documentaries in his early years. His lens language is very shocking, very beautiful, his basic skills are extremely solid and he has his own set of aesthetics in it. The post-subtitles are very interesting. The above five points make his variety show stand out quickly in the Internet age, and become a variety show that many artists want to participate in.
They also picked a few grapefruits on the way, and Chen Fang said, "It's a pity that it's autumn now. If you come in June in summer, you can still eat a lot of cherries."
"Wow, cherry sauce, fried cherries, cherry cheese, cherry meat..."
"You reported the name of the dish." Chen Fang simply admired him.
You Susi said: "It sounds delicious."
"But it's gone now." Chen Fang laughed loudly.
"It doesn't matter, what is lost is the mulberry elm harvested in the east. Although we can't eat cherries, we can have chestnut roast chicken. Thank you Director Chen for raising the chicken." Yuan Le teased Director Chen.
"So roast chicken with chestnuts at night?" Jose excited, "When that rooster chased me, I thought it was delicious!"
"How to kill the chicken?" Shen Jing always asked the key question.
Everyone looked at Chen Fang unanimously, and Chen Fang waved his hands, "This will not work, you need to be self-reliant."
Shen Jing held the knife and looked at the chicken with a serious expression.
The rooster crows as if it is about to be killed—no, it is about to be killed, this is its struggle, its longing for life.
He gestured on the chicken's neck with a knife, and the crowing of the rooster pierced the sky. Jose was eager to try, "How about I come?" Li Peiran handed him the knife, Jose pressed the chicken's head, and Guan Erda pressed the chicken's head. Chicken jio, Jose scratched the chicken's neck, felt that he had cut the neck, thought he had succeeded, said "Okay", and then let go, Guan Erda also let go after hearing the words.
The rooster screamed loudly, perhaps the dying struggle was too hard, the rope tied to the rooster was torn away by it, José and Guan Erda were startled, and Guan Erda yelled: "Didn't you say yes?" Is it gone?!"
Jose's expression was horrified: "How do I know that the chicken's neck is broken! It's running! It's running!"
That chicken can be called a rooster. It is really full of vitality. It is so-called putting its head on its body and fluttering in the wind. I am the most swaying, running like crazy in the yard. Wherever it goes, chicken blood Flying horizontally, with a rampant appearance of "who else can stop me, who else can", it is like a crab in a chicken.
Others are silent lambs, it is silent chicken | head.
Everyone put down their work and started chasing after it. In the end, Shen Jing quickly caught up and came back with the chicken jio. The chicken hung in mid-air without forgetting to flap its wings. Shen Jing put the chicken directly on the chopping board. Only then did everyone solve the mystery of why it could still run, because a tendon in its neck was not broken, and its body was still connected to its head.
Yuan Le sighed: "If you don't make up the knife, you will kill people."
This sentence made the audience burst into laughter.
Shen Jing's knife raised and fell, and the chicken finally stopped.
He snapped his fingers: "yes!"
Jose covered his face with his hands: "In the future, I will definitely make up for it. How many film and television dramas are caused by not making up for it."
Guan Er replied: "I'm scared to death, I'm going to clean the yard."
Jose asked: "Senior, shall I kill a chicken?"
"I'm going to kill the chicken, you go and peel the corn kernels, find a bamboo slice, and I'll fry the corn cakes later." Li Peiran arranged.
"Okay! Guaranteed to complete the task!"
"Then I'll peel the chestnut." You Suosi found a small bench for himself to smash the shell of the chestnut ball. After getting out the chestnut inside, he had to peel off the thin shell again, and the sweet and fragrant chestnut Meat.
Yuan Le looked around: "Shall I go to light the fire?"
"Well, I'll scald and kill the chicken." Li Peiran undertook the task of holding the audience.
☆, Vanity Fair
Li Peiran killed chickens when he was a child. Although it was a long time ago, fortunately, some skills will not disappear with time after they are activated.After Yuan Le boiled the water, Li Peiran scalded the hair, and then pulled it out. The bald chicken was raw and white. He used a sharp knife to cut open the intestines, cleaned the inside, chopped it into pieces, and put it aside to drain the water.
The chestnuts have been peeled, fried in oil, and will not turn into a plate of loose sand when stewed. Saute the onion, ginger and garlic until fragrant, put the chicken pieces and stir-fry until the water is dry and the chicken oil is separated, so that the fishy smell of the chicken will be removed. Put cooking wine, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, rock sugar, stir-fry the sugar color, add water and chestnuts and start stewing.
At this time, Li Peiran was distracted and used a juicer to add water to squeeze the peeled corn kernels of Guan Erda into juice, pour it out, add glutinous rice flour and sugar, stir well, and start frying corn cakes in another pot.
Olive oil is low in fat and high in protein, so you don't have to worry about getting fat, and it's also healthier.The lid of the iron pot is relatively flat, so it can be turned upside down directly to make a frying pan.Put a spoonful of corn puree on the oil, there will be a sizzling sound, flatten it, turn it over when it feels almost done, and a layer of golden crispy burnt layer will appear.
"Wow! It looks so delicious!" Jose came over and sat beside Yuan Le, "Brother Yuan, I'm here to light the fire too, how do I do it?"
Yuan Le taught him how to burn fire.
You Suosi saw one and started to make it. When the chestnut roast chicken was ready, the fried corn cake was also ready. Everyone took one,
Whenever you encounter interesting people and delicious food on the road, you will stop.When shooting with a rocker machine, there is more freedom of stretching.
One afternoon, when the mountain was about to set, the four of them were resting on the side of the road. The director and the cameraman smoked a cigarette, and Shen actually had a lollipop in his mouth.The sky is exceptionally clean, the blue is clear, the white is dazzling, and the rose gold of the setting sun dyes the whole sky red, the beauty is suffocating.
The photographer brother was originally looking at how the things in the field looked. He looked up and saw this scene and hurriedly took a few steps back to take a picture of the car door: "Director, Director Chen, come out and see the sky!"
Chen Fang came out with the machine on his shoulders and took a picture of this scene. The machine on the rocker arm of the car was kept on until the sun went down, and this scene disappeared completely.
"It's so beautiful." Chen Fang couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
All the way to the north, turn into the hill of Xyang.
This piece of mountain covered by Chen Fang is now full of fruits, and it is the harvest season.The old house of the program group is rented. The courtyard of that family is built of two-story blue bricks. It is very stylish. The daughter of the head of the household lives abroad. Now the old couple have left here to the Lighthouse Country. The house in China is rented to took them.
There are not many people left in the village, and almost all the young and middle-aged people have left, leaving only the old and the weak.The procedures of the township government in Baoshan went relatively smoothly.
"A lot of things on the mountain were left by the former people. I asked them to give me a discount according to the price, and I also read a lot of books on how to farm." Parking the car on the valley field at the entrance of the village, Chen Fang led his people to live. Place, "You may need to tidy up the room yourself. For the next half month, the itinerary will be filmed here. Be mentally prepared."
"What needs to be mentally prepared for filming?" Shen Jing looked at the director in confusion.
"Because you are going to start living in a mountain village." Chen Fang put all the camera bags on his waist, hung a big lens around his neck, and raised his arms like a Popeye, "You are going to be driven by the director to work. "
Behind him, the photographer brother took a picture of his move.Li Peiran couldn't help laughing, Chen Fang noticed something, turned around and gave a "you understand" look, the little brother looked up at the sky with an innocent face.
There is a kitchen in the courtyard, a well in the center of the yard, and water pipes on both sides of the steps. Probably to avoid the cold in the winter when taking a bath, all the rooms have been remodeled and equipped with bathrooms.The whole yard is very comfortable, which makes people's heart quiet at once, which is very suitable for a good life.
Chen Fang put the camera in several places, and the subject of X Yang's shooting was to eat well every day.How celebrities live in the countryside and how to obtain ingredients for three meals is the biggest highlight of this issue.
(Note: The nature here is somewhat similar to that of Li Ziqi, Huanong Brothers, Chubby Shantou, and some food up owners, but the protagonists are replaced by a bunch of entertainers, and it is also a bit similar to Korean variety shows with three meals a day, the same type There are too many, so I won’t list them one by one. It’s a variety show about how to eat well, and I just want to write it. I think it’s very healing, and I like to write about food. From the articles in my column and when I wrote about eating, I should I understand. Although watching this kind of variety shows, I gained ten catties == why do Korean dramas like to eat so much, I cried, and I didn’t lose weight after changing to a new place and a new job)
"Ah, I miss this place so much." After arranging things, Chen Fang relaxed and stood in the middle of the courtyard, "Every time I come here, I feel like I'm coming home."
The mountain village is very quiet, without the noise and crampedness of the city. It washes away anxiety and glitz, and the whole person calms down. Li Peiran thinks that this place will definitely solve the sleep problems of many people.
Today is the appointed time to meet, Li Peiran and Shen Jing are the first guests to arrive, and they are checking in the yard.A shed was set up in the corner of the yard, which was slightly elevated, and it looked like it was [-] centimeters higher than the ground. There was an earthen stove inside, and the other looked like half a ball was buckled upside down. The middle was empty, and there was a small The planks were buckled like a door.
"What's this for?" Li Peiran is familiar with earthen stoves, and his grandfather also has one at home, but with gas and induction cookers, this thing doesn't work much anymore.After all, it is a bit troublesome to cook meals for two people with an earthen stove, and it is not as fast as an induction cooker.But occasionally during the Chinese New Year, it is still used. When a large family comes over, the induction cooker, gas stove, and clay stove are used together to cook a sumptuous meal.
"That's an earthen kiln," Chen Fang introduced, "Yaime oven."
The bottom base is square and square. When not in use, keep the firewood inside, so that the temperature inside can be kept constant. If you want to do anything, just pull out the firewood, sweep away the ash, and put the baking tray with the materials in it. That's fine.
This is a bit interesting, Li Peiran studied it enthusiastically, and went to the kitchen to look at the materials.
There is a large double-door refrigerator in the kitchen, and various sauces and seasonings are stored in the refrigerator compartment. There is a wooden cabinet next to it, which contains seasoning spices such as chili, cumin, and peppercorns.There are some seafood and frozen meat in the freezer. Judging from the brand, the staff should have brought them all the way from other places. There is no way to deliver seafood from this place at this time.
Dried peppers and garlic are braided and hung under the eaves, next to black fungus and white fungus, and dried goji berries, which really correspond to a line: black, gray, red, white, blue, green, purple, and yellow , yours, mine, his, his...
There is a chicken coop in the corner of the yard, and the door opens in the other direction, so you can stroll outside the yard, have your own vast world, and be free-roaming chickens.
It didn't take long to observe, and I heard the roar of a motorcycle.Shen Jing and Li Peiran left the hospital to check, and found that the people who came were You Susi and Yuan Le.
Two people came here on a motorcycle, Yuan Le carried You Susi, two stacked suitcases were tied to the back seat of the motorcycle, and You Suosi sat in the back seat with a backpack on his back, and the ropes that bound the suitcases It was in his hand.The two of them galloped all the way forward in a mighty way, and they braked to a stop in the open space in front of the courtyard.
You Suosi leaned to the side, put the suitcase on the place, got out of the car and flicked his wrists, Yuan Le's long legs came down from the front, You Suosi heaved a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, he caught up."
You Suosi is 45 this year, looks like someone in his 20s, very youthful.When it comes time to pick a big scene, it's not inferior.
"Teacher You, Teacher Yuan." Li Peiran stepped forward, and You Suosi came over to greet him, as if to meet him in victory, "Why did you come here on a motorcycle?"
"The money the two of us earned was not enough to pay for the gas, and the entire toll was owed. After arriving in Xyang, the director team stopped the car, and the last section of the mountain road could only ride a motorcycle." You Suosi was curious, "Who are you?" How did you get here?"
"They earned 5000 yuan and drove all the way here." Chen Fang came from behind and added.
"Five thousand!" You Susi was dumbfounded, "How did you earn it?"
"I'm selling lo mei, how about you?"
"We went to host a group wedding." You Suosi laughed, "Someone couldn't go to the group wedding at work, so we temporarily replaced it and earned 1000 yuan."
Li Peiran changed his mind. The collective wedding of the unit should be the wedding of young people in some key national projects. Going to this is very meaningful for publicity, and at the same time, it can avoid too much attention from the public and not be photographed.You Suosi's popularity is too high. Even if people don't follow stars, seeing his face will directly attract attention. He simply uses this method to make money. He is worthy of being a top-notch host.
Chen Fang glanced at the phone and said, "I'll go out to pick up Jose and Guan Er and answer them. Do you want to see how they are doing?"
Chen Fang couldn't hold back his laughter.
This is obviously a situation, and the four of them immediately expressed their desire to take a look.
The mighty people went to meet the Zelda combination.
These two people were the worst, with hats on their heads, black cropped pants and a white One Piece joint T-shirt, riding a racing car over.Behind the two of them was the slow-moving program crew.
Even though Jose Guan Erda had done a good job of sun protection, he was still tanned, and the two of them were almost paralyzed from exhaustion by the end of the ride.There are muddy spots on the racing car, and it looks like it has been stained for a long time.Li Peiran remembered that he had never seen any place with water on the way he drove up. The mud spots were probably stained by the mountain road after riding in the rain.
"I'm exhausted." Jose pulled the car aside and wiped the sweat from his brow with his sleeve, "Is there any water? I'm thirsty."
Guan Erda behind him put his hands on his knees, looking really tired.Guan Erda is very thin, 1.8 meters tall, looks less than 120 catties, very white, and quiet.Jose Guaner replied that this year, he became famous as a neighbor in the summer drama "Our Street".
Speaking of which, the two people are the same inside and outside the play. In the play, the two people are neighbors separated by a wall in an alley. They have a very good relationship. Outside the play, the two people grew up together. Building, a kindergarten, a primary school, a junior high school, a high school, and a university.Jose is very talented in dancing. Later, when he was admitted to Beijing Film Academy, Guan Erda was also from the back, but he was studying drama-related subjects. His cultural class scores shocked a lot of people back then, and he was able to go to Peking University. , and finally went to Beiying.
The director of "This Street of Us" fell in love with Jose at first, and was worried when he was looking for someone to play his brotherly neighbor. The neighbor Bingshan and polite Xueba character design is simply Guan Erda himself.
During the audition, Guan Erda accompanied Jose. The director heard that there would be no loss in the audition anyway, so he asked Guan Erda to come in for a walk.Guan Erda doesn't have any acting experience, but he has excellent comprehension ability, and this persona is also tailor-made for him.
Jose was right, Guan Erda successfully won the role, and became popular with this role. The two are very popular on the Internet, and it happened that the director invited them together. Passing by the human program group, it is considered three eras Let the program cover all ages.
Jose is alright, Guan Erda's skin is very fair, some places are red, it looks like it should be sunburned.He looked exhausted, out of breath, unable to say a word.From the director's room, he took out a pot of tartary buckwheat tea that had been aired by the staff, and drank it with a sip, and the two teenagers finally came back to life.
Jose: "I'm exhausted..."
Guan Erda nodded in agreement, but he has not recovered yet.
One group rode bicycles, one group rode motorcycles, and the other group drove cars. The money they made was how they came to Xyang.
Everyone has arrived, Chen PD clapped his hands and motioned everyone to pay attention to what he said: "The theme in Xyang is self-reliance. What to eat for three meals a day is up to everyone. Almost everything on this mountain can be picked , for meat, everyone needs to exchange it through labor. It’s eleven o’clock now, so it’s up to you what to eat for lunch.”
"This is an earthen stove, and the one next to it is an earthen kiln, which can be used as an oven. In the next week, I hope everyone can spend a good time here."
Jose yelled "Ah" upon hearing this, "I don't know how to cook...but I can pick vegetables and wash dishes."
Guan Erda hesitated for a moment and said, "I can help."
Jose grabbed Guan Erda's shoulders, "We are at our disposal."
Comedian Yuan Le said: "I can make a fire, and I can make a good one. I'm afraid it will be poisoned when I chop vegetables and cook. Don't worry about me, I don't worry about myself."
You Susi said: "I know a few dishes."
Shen Jing looked around and tentatively said, "I will, eat."
With a "poof" sound from everyone, Li Peiran raised his hand and slapped him on the back, saying, "I'm pretty good at it, how about this, four people pick vegetables, one makes a fire, and one cooks rice first, Mr. You, you To cook rice?"
You Suosi made an OK gesture.
Yuan Le said, "Then I will light a fire."
Li Peiran nodded, "Then Shen Jing and I took our two little brothers to pick vegetables."
Chen Fang handed him the menu list. Tomatoes, seasonal vegetables, and eggs need to be picked up from the chicken coop. You can plan how much you have. Potatoes, chestnuts, fruits include grapefruit, raspberries, cherries, cherry tomatoes, etc.
Li Peiran asked: "Director, if you want to eat meat, can you kill a chicken?" As he spoke, he turned his gaze to the chicken coop.
Chen Fang: "..."
Chen Fang: "Why did you stare at my chicken?"
Li Peiran grinned: "Looking fat and strong, it's delicious."
"If you can kill yourself, then I will allow you to kill one." Chen Fang didn't believe that Li Peiran dared to kill a chicken by himself.
"That's what you say, you are the director." Li Peiran asked the remaining three people to bring their bamboo baskets and set off to the vegetable field.
Shen Jing asked on the road: "Do you really want to kill the chicken?"
"You don't want to eat meat?" Li Peiran asked back.
Shen Jing said without hesitation: "I want to!"
"If you want to eat meat, you have to fight for it yourself." Li Peiran said, "I feel that Chen PD will not let us go easily."
Jose leaned forward: "Senior, what shall we have for lunch?"
"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with green peppers, dry-stir-fried beans, hot and sour zucchini." Li Peiran said, "Obviously if we don't work hard, we can only be vegetarians."
"Mr. Li is too strong, this is very rich." Jose expressed admiration, "It's my words——"
"If it's you, you can only make a pot of bloody stew." Guan Er replied ruthlessly.
The vegetables were picked quickly, and I passed a corn field, and saw the corn kernels under the whiskers, which were "little lotus just showing their sharp corners". Option, "Let's pick some corn and go home, and we can make corn cakes in the afternoon."
Shen was actually interested: "What is that?"
Jose Guaner replied that the two also listened with pricked ears.
"Fresh corn is mashed and fried into pancakes. The outside is burnt and the inside is soft and glutinous. It tastes sweet and not greasy at all."
"Wow." Jose's drooling voice was obvious.Shen actually looked at him very dangerously, and stared at him.
"Then let's pick corn on the cob!" Jose couldn't wait.
The corn cob picked a bamboo basket, and Li Peiran originally wanted to carry it on his own, but Shen actually grabbed the rope and refused to let him go.Li Peiran had no choice but to follow him, and weaved a wide rope to reduce the pressure on his shoulders, which was still friendly.
At home, You Susi came up to pick up the things, "The rice is already cooked, and it's kept warm there."
It took an hour to go up the mountain, no wonder, Li Peiran washed his hands, picked up the kitchen knife and said, "Then I'll move faster."
"Multiple processes concurrently, division of labor and cooperation, the first to be brought in first, the rest are placed in the buffer zone, and simple things are subcontracted." Shen Jing said a bunch of inexplicable words, and Li Peiran got him, "Tomatoes, zucchini, green peppers, potatoes , Give me the washed dishes in this order."
Everyone is very smart, so they split up to work on their own division of labor. Li Peiran's movements were fast, precise and firm, and he cut vegetables quickly. The two pots were opened together, pouring oil, beating eggs, and they were almost gone. Pour the egg liquid into the oil on the left. The pot made a "stabbing" sound, and the fluffy yellow and white egg flowers appeared like this, and the zucchini with sweet and sour flavors was fried on the right side at the same time, busy but not messy.
Wrap the tomatoes with eggs, stir-fry, just put a little salt and light soy sauce, the taste is very good, the taste of zucchini has different levels of sweet and sour, Li Peiran took a piece for Shen Jing, and Shen Jing gave him a thumbs up .
Guan Erda peeled the potatoes and put them on the chopping board. Li Peiran's potatoes flew up in shreds. Jose was dazzled: "Senior, you are too good!"
Li Peiran shredded the potatoes very thinly, without affecting the taste like a hair. It was just the right crispy taste. Guan Erda handed over the peeled garlic in time, cut the garlic into slices, and started to cook.
Tomato scrambled eggs came out, red, yellow, and green. A pot of traffic lights is really beautiful. I poured water into it, rinsed it, lifted the iron pot, and poured out the oil. Cut the beans into sections and start to dry-stir. Fry until the water is almost out, leaving only a magnetic texture. The shredded potatoes are fried in the pan for 1 minute. The seasoning goes down quickly, and then it is fished out.
It is really a pleasure to watch Li Peiran cook, especially for those with obsessive-compulsive disorder. He is organized and his schedule is almost the best solution. He can finish the dishes in the shortest time and ensure the quality and quantity.
Jose found the speakers in the house, and even started the soundtrack for Li Peiran. The Avengers' "The Avengers" was sonorous and powerful, and the cooking was like preparing for a war. The key is to look good.
Within half an hour, the four dishes were finished, and the rice just became warm at this time, and everyone served to the table for dinner.At the Eight Immortals table, Yuan Le and You Suisi sat separately, Li Peiran and Shen Jing sat together, and Jose Guan Erda sat together.
"It's amazing to make four dishes so quickly, and one more process is so troublesome." You Susi sighed.
"I usually like to think about eating, and I spend more time on it, and it will be done automatically after a long time." Li Peiran explained.
Jose and Guan Erda were famished. They were exhausted and didn't feel any better, but after smelling the aroma of Li Peiran's cooking just now, they became more and more hungry.Li Peiran's dishes are not better than those of five-star chefs, but there is a very homely and reassuring taste in it, which makes people hungry and eager to see.At this time, I didn't have time to talk, so I stuffed a lot of food into my mouth first. After the feeling of hunger that scratched my lungs subsided, Jose was about to speak, when Guan Erda gave him a piece of paper, "Wipe your mouth." .”
Jose wiped his mouth and said, "Brother Ran, the food you cook is very delicious!"
"Eat more if it tastes good, you're tired from cycling." Li Peiran asked, "Where did you ride from?"
Jose sighed heavily when he heard the words, and Guan Er replied, "We set off from Changsha, and we rode a bicycle from the beginning, because the budget was not enough."
"The director team gave 500 yuan, but the two of us wholesaled things and wanted to sell them. The result was unsuccessful and the things fell into our hands. So we went to tutor someone. He taught piano and I taught dancing. We made 2000 yuan in five days. Money, and almost being scammed, is a history of blood and tears." Jose had an expression of "life is not easy, cat sighs".At a young age, he has already been severely beaten by the society.
"And then?" The people at the table were curious.The three groups didn't know each other, and at this time they discussed the embarrassing things that happened in the previous group of tasks enthusiastically.
"Then I went to the administrators of the school. They pretended that the financial manager was not there, and said that they would pay the salary after the financial manager went to work. What was agreed at the beginning was settled now, but it turned out like this. Later, Erda directly said that he had recorded all their words at the beginning. , if they don’t settle their wages in time, they will immediately expose it at the school gate, saying that the teachers here have run away because they don’t pay their wages, expose it on the Internet, and then call the mayor’s hotline. The principal immediately counseled us and took us to the financial settlement Salary, and pretended to call and scolded the accountant." Jose vividly imitated the principal, "Tell me about you, what happened? You have to ask for leave when people want to pay wages, and you are short of that day? Finance His face turned green. It is true that people are sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky."
Everyone laughed.Li Peiran couldn't help but replied to Guan Er: "You have a good idea, outflanking from three directions, a principal like him is afraid of being exposed." Looking at Jose Guan Er, he replied that he was a student and wanted to cheat money. Can't help being scared.
You Susi said: "We arrived in Shanghai. At first, we were stuck on what to do. We planned to do some business directly, but a friend asked me if I had time. There was an accident at the MC's house, so I Yuan Le and I went to host a wedding for someone, it was a collective wedding, and even the salary and red envelopes were given [-] yuan, the director team said it was the airfare, and then flew to Chengdu, took a car to Xyang, and came here on a motorcycle after arriving in Mianyang .A lot of scenery was also recorded on the road.”
Shen actually didn't like to communicate, so Li Peiran took the initiative to take on the role of communication bridge: "Shen Jing and I are in Chongqing. We rented my grandpa's stewed restaurant and made [-] yuan for one day. If you want to eat, turn to me. Cook it once for everyone."
"Oh! That's great, meat!" Jose's eyes lit up, "To save money, we haven't eaten meat for many days..."
"Then it's even more important to make money and eat meat." Chen Fang behind the camera interjected, "The task this afternoon is to pick chestnuts, and a catty of chestnuts costs five yuan. You see, whatever meat you want to eat, you need to work in exchange for it."
Everyone looked disheartened.
During the lunch break, sleep in separate rooms, four rooms, same as eating at noon, one for Shen Jing and Li Peiran, one for Yuan Le and You Susi, one for Jose Guan Erda.
Shen Jing smiled secretly. When the camera turned to him, he controlled his expression, and the smile was still visible in his eyes.
Each room is not big, about [-] square meters, with a window, you can see the beautiful scenery outside.Just as Shen Jing wanted to come over, Li Peiran raised his chin invisibly, signaling that there was a camera in the room.
Shen actually lay down on the ground, "What are you going to do this afternoon?"
Li Peiran: "I want to knock chestnuts, chestnut-roasted chicken, the more you eat, the more delicious it is. Pair it with the corn cake made from the corn picked at noon, and then have a soup. It tastes great."
Shen Jing: "The director will cry."
Li Peiran: "I kind of want to see it." He said with a smirk.
Not long after taking a nap, I heard someone yelling outside: "Don't chase me, why are you staring at me and chasing me! Stop, stop!"
Both Li Peiran and Shen Jing woke up, scratched their hair, opened the door and went out, only to find Jose running in the yard, followed by a fighting chicken, chasing him desperately.
"What's the matter?" Li Peiran asked.
Guan Erda rubbed his eyes and came out, he was wearing short-sleeved trousers when he came, and now he has changed into cropped trousers, as thin as if he had reduced his dimensionality, his eyes were sleepy: "Jose, why did you provoke it? "
Jose yelled: "I am wronged! I just went to the chicken coop to collect some eggs, and as soon as I bent down, the rooster rushed up to me like crazy, so I must run. The point is this After a long time, it doesn't stop, am I a Tang monk, staring at me!"
While speaking, he was still running around the yard.
You Susi said: "How about running out of the yard and then running back to hide in the house?"
Jose wept bitterly: "But I'm afraid he might get lost. It's such a big chicken, and it has a lot of meat."
Chen Fang: "..."
Li Peiran: "..."
Guan Erda looked a little dumbfounded, and suddenly said: "I see."
Jose: "What do you know? Help me."
"I know why it chased you, Jose." Guan Erda replied quietly, with the corners of his mouth raised, and he couldn't help laughing, "Because of the red underwear you are wearing, haha! You stimulated it when you bent over."
Li Peiran asked: "Director, can we eat it if we catch it?"
Chen Fang couldn't help laughing: "This is the chicken that is eyeing me... No, I raised a chicken. If you can catch it, you can eat it."
Li Peiran was gearing up when he heard the words, but Shen Jing calmly glanced at the chicken with a clear look: In my eyes, you are already a dead chicken.
The one who picked up the radish, and the one who buckled it with a bucket, Li Peiran found the fishing net and pulled the net with Shen Jing.Jose was very interesting, he ran towards them without commanding, the rooster ran towards them madly, Li Peiran and Shen Jing quickly closed the net, fearing that Shen would be caught, after closing the net, he directly grabbed the two wings and closed the root of the wing , Chen Fang couldn't help admiring: "It's really you, Peiran, what is there that you don't know?"
Li Peiran tied the chicken's feet and wings with a hemp rope, and said with a smile: "I can't have children."
Later, after this episode was broadcast, the barrage laughed wildly, and Weibo also grabbed the trending search:
#Perfect Man Li Peiran#
Click on the hot search and you will find the happy daily life of sand sculpture netizens:
"When will Li Peiran marry me?" "As long as I have some peanuts, I won't be so drunk"
"He won't love you except he won't have kids" "You're thinking about peach"
The chicken is still crowing, it has gone crazy, and it can't go back, it can only be eaten.
The task in the afternoon is to pick chestnuts. Someone who can climb trees is needed to shake on the tree, so that many chestnut balls can fall down, otherwise they can only be hooked with hooks, which is inefficient.Everyone changed their clothes, put on hard hats on their heads to avoid being injured by the chestnut balls, and held a long bamboo pole with an iron hook on it, so that the chestnut balls could be caught directly. up and down.
After finding the tree, spread a well-woven net of dense holes under the tree.Li Peiran was about to shake the tree below, but Jose rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't use your strength, just let me do it!"
Without waiting for anyone to ask, he took the initiative to climb up like a monkey. Guan Erda looked at him worriedly from below, raised his face and shouted: "Be careful, don't be too rough!"
"Understood! Be careful, stay away first, and don't lean in!" Jose said, stepping on a tree trunk, and the cooked chestnut balls hanging on the branch fell down first, and he stomped several times , The tree finally stopped falling by itself.I started to walk from the middle of the tree to the side, continued to step down, and fell again with a crash.
He wanted to go to the treetop again, but Guan Erda called him: "It's so narrow there, don't go! You think you're a monkey! Get down!" Jose had to get down, and the five people waiting below started to go to the bamboo. Pick up chestnut balls in the basket.
After picking up chestnuts for a while, Li Peiran already started to feel back pain. Seeing that the chestnut balls he guessed were only covered with a thin layer of bamboo baskets, he thought it was terrible.He saw Mr. You tap his waist, straightened up and said, "Mr. You, Mr. Yuan, let's go to the other side and take the bamboo pole down to reach the chestnut ball."
You Susi raised his head and wiped his sweat with the back of his hand, and said, "Okay."
Li Peiran wanted to take his bamboo basket, but Shen suppressed him and threw the chestnut ball into his bamboo basket: "I'll do it."
Shen Jing threw everything into Li Peiran's basket, and Li Peiran smiled: "Okay."
The middle-aged group twisted chestnut balls, and the youth group picked chestnuts. It took about an hour and a half to complete the work. It was a real labor.Although it is in the mountains, the temperature is not as high as in cities with the heat island effect, but such a short period of high-intensity labor is sweating, but fortunately, the results are fruitful.
Chen Fang took the scales and weighed their chestnut balls. Everyone reached the standard: "Congratulations, everyone, I can exchange for 500 yuan tonight, and I can go to exchange for some meat."
"(^o^)/~" Jose was the first to raise his arms and cheered, "It's time to eat meat!"
Guan Erda's introverted personality couldn't help but light up his eyes at this time.
On the way back, I saw some mushrooms in the forest, and said, "Come and pick the mushrooms tomorrow morning, it will be delicious if you fry them."
Jose asked: "Then how to distinguish between poisonous and non-poisonous?"
Shen Jing said, "Look for the director."
Chen Fang who was suddenly caught by the cue: "..."
Chen Fang: "I can help you identify it."
Jose: "Director Sai Gao, director, are you a Jingdong cat? Why can you do everything?"
Chen Fang respectfully thanked him for his rainbow fart: "We learned from old farmers when we were filming documentaries in the early years, and some of them were directly asked by big bosses on the Internet."
It is also because Chen Fang made documentaries in his early years. His lens language is very shocking, very beautiful, his basic skills are extremely solid and he has his own set of aesthetics in it. The post-subtitles are very interesting. The above five points make his variety show stand out quickly in the Internet age, and become a variety show that many artists want to participate in.
They also picked a few grapefruits on the way, and Chen Fang said, "It's a pity that it's autumn now. If you come in June in summer, you can still eat a lot of cherries."
"Wow, cherry sauce, fried cherries, cherry cheese, cherry meat..."
"You reported the name of the dish." Chen Fang simply admired him.
You Susi said: "It sounds delicious."
"But it's gone now." Chen Fang laughed loudly.
"It doesn't matter, what is lost is the mulberry elm harvested in the east. Although we can't eat cherries, we can have chestnut roast chicken. Thank you Director Chen for raising the chicken." Yuan Le teased Director Chen.
"So roast chicken with chestnuts at night?" Jose excited, "When that rooster chased me, I thought it was delicious!"
"How to kill the chicken?" Shen Jing always asked the key question.
Everyone looked at Chen Fang unanimously, and Chen Fang waved his hands, "This will not work, you need to be self-reliant."
Shen Jing held the knife and looked at the chicken with a serious expression.
The rooster crows as if it is about to be killed—no, it is about to be killed, this is its struggle, its longing for life.
He gestured on the chicken's neck with a knife, and the crowing of the rooster pierced the sky. Jose was eager to try, "How about I come?" Li Peiran handed him the knife, Jose pressed the chicken's head, and Guan Erda pressed the chicken's head. Chicken jio, Jose scratched the chicken's neck, felt that he had cut the neck, thought he had succeeded, said "Okay", and then let go, Guan Erda also let go after hearing the words.
The rooster screamed loudly, perhaps the dying struggle was too hard, the rope tied to the rooster was torn away by it, José and Guan Erda were startled, and Guan Erda yelled: "Didn't you say yes?" Is it gone?!"
Jose's expression was horrified: "How do I know that the chicken's neck is broken! It's running! It's running!"
That chicken can be called a rooster. It is really full of vitality. It is so-called putting its head on its body and fluttering in the wind. I am the most swaying, running like crazy in the yard. Wherever it goes, chicken blood Flying horizontally, with a rampant appearance of "who else can stop me, who else can", it is like a crab in a chicken.
Others are silent lambs, it is silent chicken | head.
Everyone put down their work and started chasing after it. In the end, Shen Jing quickly caught up and came back with the chicken jio. The chicken hung in mid-air without forgetting to flap its wings. Shen Jing put the chicken directly on the chopping board. Only then did everyone solve the mystery of why it could still run, because a tendon in its neck was not broken, and its body was still connected to its head.
Yuan Le sighed: "If you don't make up the knife, you will kill people."
This sentence made the audience burst into laughter.
Shen Jing's knife raised and fell, and the chicken finally stopped.
He snapped his fingers: "yes!"
Jose covered his face with his hands: "In the future, I will definitely make up for it. How many film and television dramas are caused by not making up for it."
Guan Er replied: "I'm scared to death, I'm going to clean the yard."
Jose asked: "Senior, shall I kill a chicken?"
"I'm going to kill the chicken, you go and peel the corn kernels, find a bamboo slice, and I'll fry the corn cakes later." Li Peiran arranged.
"Okay! Guaranteed to complete the task!"
"Then I'll peel the chestnut." You Suosi found a small bench for himself to smash the shell of the chestnut ball. After getting out the chestnut inside, he had to peel off the thin shell again, and the sweet and fragrant chestnut Meat.
Yuan Le looked around: "Shall I go to light the fire?"
"Well, I'll scald and kill the chicken." Li Peiran undertook the task of holding the audience.
☆, Vanity Fair
Li Peiran killed chickens when he was a child. Although it was a long time ago, fortunately, some skills will not disappear with time after they are activated.After Yuan Le boiled the water, Li Peiran scalded the hair, and then pulled it out. The bald chicken was raw and white. He used a sharp knife to cut open the intestines, cleaned the inside, chopped it into pieces, and put it aside to drain the water.
The chestnuts have been peeled, fried in oil, and will not turn into a plate of loose sand when stewed. Saute the onion, ginger and garlic until fragrant, put the chicken pieces and stir-fry until the water is dry and the chicken oil is separated, so that the fishy smell of the chicken will be removed. Put cooking wine, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, rock sugar, stir-fry the sugar color, add water and chestnuts and start stewing.
At this time, Li Peiran was distracted and used a juicer to add water to squeeze the peeled corn kernels of Guan Erda into juice, pour it out, add glutinous rice flour and sugar, stir well, and start frying corn cakes in another pot.
Olive oil is low in fat and high in protein, so you don't have to worry about getting fat, and it's also healthier.The lid of the iron pot is relatively flat, so it can be turned upside down directly to make a frying pan.Put a spoonful of corn puree on the oil, there will be a sizzling sound, flatten it, turn it over when it feels almost done, and a layer of golden crispy burnt layer will appear.
"Wow! It looks so delicious!" Jose came over and sat beside Yuan Le, "Brother Yuan, I'm here to light the fire too, how do I do it?"
Yuan Le taught him how to burn fire.
You Suosi saw one and started to make it. When the chestnut roast chicken was ready, the fried corn cake was also ready. Everyone took one,
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