I am a neighbor, my surname is Wang, I will help you if you are in trouble

Gotta be the next person. "

Bai Fumei tore up the money, and the Ferrari exhaust sprayed us in the face.

My family was really poor at that time, and I couldn't understand: "Why didn't Dad marry that big sister? The big sister said, if you marry her, we can live in a big house that doesn't leak, and you don't have to." Work so late at work and buy me the latest Spider-Man pencil case."

My dad said: "You don't need to marry her, Dad will buy it for you."

Then my dad and I squatted on the street, picked up the broken coins one by one in the eyes of passers-by, glued them at home, and donated them to Hope Primary School.

I told this matter to the Squirrel King before, meaning "My father refused even Bai Fumei because of my mother. You, a fierce and tough man, have no hope at all."

As a result, this guy didn't understand the meaning of my words at all, smoked a whole pack of cigarettes with tears in his eyes, and said, "Your dad is really nice." The next day, he became even more clingy to my dad.

I:……

Before I can think of a way for the time being, I can only put an end to all opportunities for the two of them to get along alone!

Guarding my dull old father who is defenseless and ignorant of his own virginity is really fucking breaking me.

I went home with wild thoughts all the way, and before I entered the house, my dad was wearing a sky-blue bib with a cute yellow duckling on his chest. He came out of the kitchen with a smile on his face, and took out a pair of slippers from the cabinet. Yes, you can tell who it is for when you look at it.

"I bought new slippers, try them on."

He squatted halfway in front of us, and when he looked up at people, his eyes were misty, dimples were looming, and he had no wine.

But dad...

Can't you see that the guy next to me is drunk? ?

5.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

"Thank you, this is the best gift I've ever received." The Squirrel King looked at my dad deeply, emitting gay radio waves from his whole body.

Brother!That's just a pair of slippers!I bought it from the supermarket downstairs, and the ten yuan label hasn't been removed yet!

The best gift, which era is this a greasy love story? !

The good news is that my father, a dull star nobleman + a straight steel man who was married and had children, tilted his head inexplicably, wondering how he understood the radio waves of the Squirrel King, and finally smiled generously: "It's just It's just a pair of slippers, if you like it, I'll give you another pair."

Of course, this smile is also cute.

My dad ate the forbidden fruit in middle school and had me. He only turned [-] after the Chinese New Year. He is the age of a man with a flower, and his brains are different from ordinary people. Any setbacks and difficulties are just a ball of hard dough to him. He smiled and kneaded it until it softened, and then it was made into a delicious pastry.

It is said that love is born from the heart, and it is not only my father's face, but also his friendly smile that captures the aunts and sisters of Jiumen Shiba Lane in Nancheng, just like his name, with curved eyebrows and dimples on the right cheek Deep, like the sun shining on the clear lake, the breeze blowing, and all the troubles are gone.

Sure enough, the vulnerable ground squirrel king couldn't help stretching out his magic hand, hugged my dad's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "No, as long as it is a gift from you, even a piece of grass is the best grass."

My dad was stunned, his ears turned red: "Huh?"

The Squirrel King got a little closer: "Xiaoguang, I..."

I stood between the two with a blank expression, and waved the rising pink bubbles, "Oh, I'm starving to death! Dad! Let's eat! I want to eat!"

"Oh, okay, you go wash your hands first, I'll bring out the dishes." My dad reacted and finally evacuated from the dangerous area covered by the Squirrel King.

The Squirrel King glared at me: "..."

Not to be outdone, I stared back: "..."

Damn, what brand of hormone chicken does this person eat to grow so tall?

I withdrew my painfully rolled eyes and hopped away on the Squirrel King's new slippers, leaving him my green-skinned toad.

My dad came out with the food, and saw his size 40 feet grievously stuffed into my size 37 slippery slippers, "Son, don't make trouble with your godfather, give back the slippers."

return?On my land?return? ?

I held my chest and pretended to cry, "Dad is sadder than I am. Before, you only thought about your dear son me when you had any good things, but now, when you buy new slippers, you don't even remember that my big-mouthed frog is broken. Skinny..." I took out a piece of paper and rubbed my nose, "You really don't love me anymore? Is the relationship between father and son in a single-parent family so plastic?"

I was playing happily, thinking why my dad didn't come to cooperate with me, saying that he only had me in his heart like Barabara, who was so mad at the squirrel king. When he looked up, my dad was holding a plate of rice cakes, blushing, as if there was something wrong with him. Epiphany.

With my years of eyesight, I can see at a glance that what he is thinking is "I really don't think of my son".

I:"……"

"Hehe, daddy, I'm kidding hahaha, wow, my favorite rice cake! Thank you daddy! I..." I took my dad's plate and put it on the table.

Except for this plate of rice cakes, the rest are all the dishes that the Squirrel King likes to eat!

Even the bubbling hot pot is made of clear soup.

I pointed at the pot in horror: "What is this?"

The Squirrel King sat down leisurely, put a piece of mutton in, and said slowly, "Hot pot."

"This is not hot pot, this is a cult!" I looked at my dad with tears in my eyes.

My dad handed me a bottle of Laoganma, "Don't make trouble, your godfather can't eat spicy food."

I:"……"

I was as angry as a thread: "...then at least the mandarin ducks are hot."

My dad: "Your godfather said that eating too spicy is bad for your health."

The Squirrel King bared his white teeth and emphasized: "It's not good for the stomach."

The word sound bites on the stomach.

This is provocation! ! !Naked provocation!

My dad nodded in agreement, and threw a slice of radish in clear soup into my bowl, "By the way, Xiaoxi, why are you fighting with your classmates again?"

Only now did I remember to ask?

In the past, when the teacher shouted, no matter how busy the work at hand was, he would come to school.

And my feet are now a size 38.

Obviously, the hot pot only cooks my favorite Qiuxia, not even the mandarin duck pot.

The damn squirrel king is taking away my dad bit by bit, taking away the attention and warmth that should belong to me.

The radish slices in the bowl were blurred into one piece, and I whimpered and asked, "Then...is there any old godmother?"

6.

My dad still doted on me after all, and went to the kitchen to make me a spicy dish.

I put my arms around my dad's waist tiredly, "A little more chili and chili, add some monosodium glutamate, let's add some~"

The Squirrel King gnawed his chopsticks on the side, "Yang Xi, how old are you still acting like a baby?"

After this December, I will be 12 years old. It’s really not good for a half-child to act like a baby to my father. If it was before, when the Squirrel King was around, I would definitely have to hold it. I can’t wait to grow a beard to prove that I’m manly. .

But today is different, I lean on my dad like a koala, and put my chin on my dad's shoulder even harder, "I'm my dad's son no matter how old I am, it's only natural for a son to act like a baby with me, why are you jealous?"

I raised the bar a little higher, Wang Jinyan probably couldn't get off the stage, so he turned his gaze to my dad.

My dad turned around and gave me a moderate elbow, "It's not big or small." He sat me down and jokingly said, "Why are you so jealous, you are such a naughty son, Buy one get one free."

Dad, did you use your emotional intelligence to heat the hot pot? I didn't mean Wang Jinyan was jealous of him, but Wang Jinyan was jealous of me!

The wolves have entered the rabbit den to eat rabbits, and you still can't receive the signal in this regard at all. Should I breathe a sigh of relief or be more anxious.

I made a fuss here, and Wang Jinyan started to fight back. He put a piece of mutton into my bowl in a friendly manner, and went down the slope and said, "Yeah, you are enough. If there is another one, the school will run away." Don't come."

He pointed the gun back again.

"Xiaoxi, don't change the subject casually, you haven't said why you fought today?"

My dad raised me up like a father and a mother by himself. Although he is soft-tempered on weekdays, he has his own set of principles when it comes to educating me.

According to my nearly 16 years of life experience, when my dad is downcast, the consequences of playing a rogue with a hippie smiling face are not very good. I honestly replied: "Just the school bully next door, Duan Qiangfei, I just took a few people to block people in the alleys in front of our school to grab money, and the security guards didn't care."

I wagged my tail pitifully and looked at my dad, "And this time they bullied my classmates, what can I do, I can't just sit idly by."

My dad frowned slightly, with a worried tone, "How many people?"

I put down my chopsticks and made a sneaky move, "It's not me and Sun Gou's opponents, why..." Bah bah, I got carried away and forgot that Wang Jinyan is my number one enemy now, so I immediately changed my words, "Then who taught me?" My tricks are pretty useful."

Wang Jinyan looked at me with a half-smile, which made my back feel hairy.

"Not bad, do you want to learn a few more powerful moves?"

Want to learn ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Regardless of character, Wang Jinyan is really good at fighting!That elegant movement, that coquettish movement, that fierce and fierce move to cut off children and grandchildren!

but!

I swallowed 1 of them, and said calmly, "You must teach, and it's not like I can't learn."

snapped—

My dad slapped the chopsticks on the table, which made me and Wang Jinyan jump.

"Nonsense! Yang Xi, did you go to school to study or to fight?" My dad's skin was fair, and his cheeks would turn red when he was excited. Not scary at all.

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