Today's blood clan is also doing things
Chapter 31 chapter 31
Zhong Jing sneezed a dozen times because of the gloomy future he imagined, and Xie Yupei couldn't stand it: "Take a deep breath, try."
"I—" Zhong Jing slapped tears, and just said a word, the next sneeze came unexpectedly.
"Forget it, you go ahead." Seeing this, Xie Yupei shut up, and called the family doctor while sneezing repeatedly——
Yes, there are doctors in the vampire world, but their professional project is not to see a doctor, but to deal with some unexpected events.
For example, when a vampire is transformed into a human being, there is a rejection reaction, and the doctor is here to clean up the mess.
Another example is that vampires eat too much and cause bloating or eat too little and cause anorexia. These things are all under the control of doctors.
It was the first time that the doctor at Xie Yupei's family had received a message to let him go. At that time, there was only one thought in his mind-has he finally been remembered?
I have called him once in thousands of years——
However, it was not the bloody scene he had imagined. There was a faint smell of lemon perfume in the air. The human stood calmly aside, while the vampire sneezed furiously, and couldn't even take the time to say hello to him.
"This is, what's wrong?" The doctor said with difficulty, the doctor's manual has never written how to deal with this situation!
"I don't know, maybe it's an allergy?" Xie Yupei didn't know, "You show him."
"No...no need." Zhong Jing tried his best to hold his breath for a minute, until he almost suffocated himself before letting out a long breath and stopped sneezing.
"Let me take a look." The doctor walked over worriedly, but couldn't do anything.
This is equivalent to that you are a master of mathematics, and then you need to solve physics knowledge.
It is probably more reliable to leave things like sneezing wildly to human doctors.The doctor thought so, and kindly suggested: "My lord, you can hide your breath and go to the human hospital."
Hide breath?Zhong Jing looked at him blankly.
Xie Yupei interrupted the doctor: "You can go, thank you."
The doctor was confused by the situation in front of him, who is the adult?
He suspected he was hallucinating.
After the doctor left, Zhong Jing felt uncomfortable again because he wanted to sneeze but couldn't.
"Forget it, let's talk about the interview." Zhong Jing took a tissue and began to suck, "Since you can't hide, and there is not much time left, it's better to prepare quickly."
The guidebook in his hand hadn't been warmed up yet, and a new report was added immediately. Zhong Jing roughly browsed through it, and it was just some question-and-answer answers.
"Do you want to memorize all of these?" Zhong Jing counted, fifteen questions, each with three lines of answers.
"If possible." Xie Yupei said, "It's enough to express your meaning."
"Okay." Zhong Jing said, "I will try to memorize them all."
Xie Yupei raised his eyebrows: "You are so obedient now that I wonder if you are Zhong Jing."
"No." Zhong Jing replied confidently, "I am someone who asks for you now, so I have to treat you better."
"Yo." Xie Yupei was delighted, "It's the first time I've seen you say it directly."
"I'm sorry, I took away your first time." Zhong Jing didn't take his words to heart, and just said, "Did Shi Mu say the minimum deadline?"
"Before next week." Xie Yupei observed his expression, as if he had realized something, "Is Shi Mu entrusted by someone?"
"Smart." Zhong Jing lowered his head, "Otherwise, how could there be people who are so nice to other people for no reason in the world."
It is no accident that Zhong Jing lives in the same building as Shi Mu.
Coming out of the mountains, Zhong Jing wanted to take a car to the city where the demon was. He didn’t know how to read the stop signs, so he took the wrong car. He took that car directly to a place that was completely different from his destination. After getting off, he realized that it was not the place he was going to at all. .
At this time, someone looked at him twice, then came over and asked him with a smile, "Do you need help?"
That is Shi Mu.
When Zhong Jing met him for the first time, he thought he was a helpful person, but when Shi Mu said that he happened to be short of a roommate, and the two of them would split the rent, after a month, Zhong Jing gradually realized that Shi Mu was really not a good person. A person who picks up people on the street.
After all, other people dare not talk to Shi Mu who is expressionless.
Not to mention sharing a rent with him.
"No." Xie Yupei interrupted him, "I have no reason."
"If it wasn't for the soul exchange, you would have thrown me out a long time ago." Zhong Jing laughed at himself, "After all, I'm an idiot who even admits that the enemy is wrong."
Xie Yupei looked at him, with a light in his eyes that Zhong Jing couldn't understand.
"No need, no desire is the way." Xie Yupei said softly, "How can mortals do it?"
"Hey, you know this too?" Zhong Jing smiled instead, and said unexpectedly, "Then let me tell you a secret."
"Tell me." Xie Yupei made a gesture of listening.
"Actually, my ancestors were celestial masters. Do celestial masters know that they are not the kind of fortune-telling and fortune-telling magicians who deceive and deceive, but regular celestial masters who catch monsters and ghosts, and they have a license to practice." Zhong Jing suddenly remembered, "You Feel, is there a piece of paper in the lining pocket?"
The piece of paper was crumpled, with some weird patterns drawn on one side, as well as flamboyant fonts. Xie Yupei flicked the piece of paper, looked up at Zhong Jing, and couldn't help laughing in his tone: " this?"
"Not this side!" Zhong Jing immediately turned the paper over, and pointed to the uppermost characters with a guilty conscience, "See? I am a regular celestial master who has passed the exam."
"Well, it's amazing." Xie Yupei echoed, but his eyes stayed calmly on the photo in the small frame on the right.
The young man in the photo was wearing a plaid shirt, with a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a smile on his lips. He looked very well-behaved and knowledgeable.
Little liar.
Xie Yupei noticed that there was actually a pattern of stars and moons on the right side of his glasses frame, and for some reason, his heart suddenly softened.
Are there people in the world who are nice to other people for no reason?Of course there is.
It's just that you don't know it.
So the title of idiot seems to be quite realistic.
"But I'm more interested. What's behind this?" Xie Yupei said, "If you don't let me see it, I'll report you and secretly scribble on the permit."
"..." Zhong Jing gave up, "Look."
This person is really a glutinous rice ball stuffed with sesame seeds. It looks easy to bully, and you will regret it after eating it.
No - who wants to eat him!
Xie Yupei took a long time to identify it before he realized that it was a map, probably the route to catch that demon?
but……
"You made a mistake. Turn left at this intersection. You made a wrong turn, so you turned to my house." Xie Yupei said helplessly.
Zhong Jing: "...Thank you for reminding me."
"By the way, you have to study hard before next week." Zhong Jing said seriously, "My master and senior brother are not as easy to fool as your little brother."
I really want to bite him, why do I want to smear his little brother... Xie Yupei gritted his teeth.
"The most basic thing - don't call, you will call them over." Zhong Jing said, "Open your eyes, let you feel the sourness of a room full of ghosts."
Xie Yupei: "Wait—"
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"I—" Zhong Jing slapped tears, and just said a word, the next sneeze came unexpectedly.
"Forget it, you go ahead." Seeing this, Xie Yupei shut up, and called the family doctor while sneezing repeatedly——
Yes, there are doctors in the vampire world, but their professional project is not to see a doctor, but to deal with some unexpected events.
For example, when a vampire is transformed into a human being, there is a rejection reaction, and the doctor is here to clean up the mess.
Another example is that vampires eat too much and cause bloating or eat too little and cause anorexia. These things are all under the control of doctors.
It was the first time that the doctor at Xie Yupei's family had received a message to let him go. At that time, there was only one thought in his mind-has he finally been remembered?
I have called him once in thousands of years——
However, it was not the bloody scene he had imagined. There was a faint smell of lemon perfume in the air. The human stood calmly aside, while the vampire sneezed furiously, and couldn't even take the time to say hello to him.
"This is, what's wrong?" The doctor said with difficulty, the doctor's manual has never written how to deal with this situation!
"I don't know, maybe it's an allergy?" Xie Yupei didn't know, "You show him."
"No...no need." Zhong Jing tried his best to hold his breath for a minute, until he almost suffocated himself before letting out a long breath and stopped sneezing.
"Let me take a look." The doctor walked over worriedly, but couldn't do anything.
This is equivalent to that you are a master of mathematics, and then you need to solve physics knowledge.
It is probably more reliable to leave things like sneezing wildly to human doctors.The doctor thought so, and kindly suggested: "My lord, you can hide your breath and go to the human hospital."
Hide breath?Zhong Jing looked at him blankly.
Xie Yupei interrupted the doctor: "You can go, thank you."
The doctor was confused by the situation in front of him, who is the adult?
He suspected he was hallucinating.
After the doctor left, Zhong Jing felt uncomfortable again because he wanted to sneeze but couldn't.
"Forget it, let's talk about the interview." Zhong Jing took a tissue and began to suck, "Since you can't hide, and there is not much time left, it's better to prepare quickly."
The guidebook in his hand hadn't been warmed up yet, and a new report was added immediately. Zhong Jing roughly browsed through it, and it was just some question-and-answer answers.
"Do you want to memorize all of these?" Zhong Jing counted, fifteen questions, each with three lines of answers.
"If possible." Xie Yupei said, "It's enough to express your meaning."
"Okay." Zhong Jing said, "I will try to memorize them all."
Xie Yupei raised his eyebrows: "You are so obedient now that I wonder if you are Zhong Jing."
"No." Zhong Jing replied confidently, "I am someone who asks for you now, so I have to treat you better."
"Yo." Xie Yupei was delighted, "It's the first time I've seen you say it directly."
"I'm sorry, I took away your first time." Zhong Jing didn't take his words to heart, and just said, "Did Shi Mu say the minimum deadline?"
"Before next week." Xie Yupei observed his expression, as if he had realized something, "Is Shi Mu entrusted by someone?"
"Smart." Zhong Jing lowered his head, "Otherwise, how could there be people who are so nice to other people for no reason in the world."
It is no accident that Zhong Jing lives in the same building as Shi Mu.
Coming out of the mountains, Zhong Jing wanted to take a car to the city where the demon was. He didn’t know how to read the stop signs, so he took the wrong car. He took that car directly to a place that was completely different from his destination. After getting off, he realized that it was not the place he was going to at all. .
At this time, someone looked at him twice, then came over and asked him with a smile, "Do you need help?"
That is Shi Mu.
When Zhong Jing met him for the first time, he thought he was a helpful person, but when Shi Mu said that he happened to be short of a roommate, and the two of them would split the rent, after a month, Zhong Jing gradually realized that Shi Mu was really not a good person. A person who picks up people on the street.
After all, other people dare not talk to Shi Mu who is expressionless.
Not to mention sharing a rent with him.
"No." Xie Yupei interrupted him, "I have no reason."
"If it wasn't for the soul exchange, you would have thrown me out a long time ago." Zhong Jing laughed at himself, "After all, I'm an idiot who even admits that the enemy is wrong."
Xie Yupei looked at him, with a light in his eyes that Zhong Jing couldn't understand.
"No need, no desire is the way." Xie Yupei said softly, "How can mortals do it?"
"Hey, you know this too?" Zhong Jing smiled instead, and said unexpectedly, "Then let me tell you a secret."
"Tell me." Xie Yupei made a gesture of listening.
"Actually, my ancestors were celestial masters. Do celestial masters know that they are not the kind of fortune-telling and fortune-telling magicians who deceive and deceive, but regular celestial masters who catch monsters and ghosts, and they have a license to practice." Zhong Jing suddenly remembered, "You Feel, is there a piece of paper in the lining pocket?"
The piece of paper was crumpled, with some weird patterns drawn on one side, as well as flamboyant fonts. Xie Yupei flicked the piece of paper, looked up at Zhong Jing, and couldn't help laughing in his tone: " this?"
"Not this side!" Zhong Jing immediately turned the paper over, and pointed to the uppermost characters with a guilty conscience, "See? I am a regular celestial master who has passed the exam."
"Well, it's amazing." Xie Yupei echoed, but his eyes stayed calmly on the photo in the small frame on the right.
The young man in the photo was wearing a plaid shirt, with a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a smile on his lips. He looked very well-behaved and knowledgeable.
Little liar.
Xie Yupei noticed that there was actually a pattern of stars and moons on the right side of his glasses frame, and for some reason, his heart suddenly softened.
Are there people in the world who are nice to other people for no reason?Of course there is.
It's just that you don't know it.
So the title of idiot seems to be quite realistic.
"But I'm more interested. What's behind this?" Xie Yupei said, "If you don't let me see it, I'll report you and secretly scribble on the permit."
"..." Zhong Jing gave up, "Look."
This person is really a glutinous rice ball stuffed with sesame seeds. It looks easy to bully, and you will regret it after eating it.
No - who wants to eat him!
Xie Yupei took a long time to identify it before he realized that it was a map, probably the route to catch that demon?
but……
"You made a mistake. Turn left at this intersection. You made a wrong turn, so you turned to my house." Xie Yupei said helplessly.
Zhong Jing: "...Thank you for reminding me."
"By the way, you have to study hard before next week." Zhong Jing said seriously, "My master and senior brother are not as easy to fool as your little brother."
I really want to bite him, why do I want to smear his little brother... Xie Yupei gritted his teeth.
"The most basic thing - don't call, you will call them over." Zhong Jing said, "Open your eyes, let you feel the sourness of a room full of ghosts."
Xie Yupei: "Wait—"
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