Today's blood clan is also doing things

Who is he?His name is Zhong Jing, he is a half-hearted celestial master, his usual hobbies are skipping classes and carbonated drinks, he hates snakes...

Zhong Jing glanced at Xie Yupei, and said casually: "He, my newly recruited younger brother, is very good at writing articles, so I asked him to follow me at all times and record my words and deeds for future generations to look up to, by the way." He said to Xie Yupei, "You remember to record this person, he is a narcissist, and his acting skills are particularly bad."

Xie Yupei smiled: "Okay."

So is the stalk of the writer hard to get over?

Yu Wuyu was almost overwhelmed by Zhong Jing's words. Unexpectedly, Xie Yupei's venomous tongue skills seem to have improved a lot in just one day's absence!

"I just want to tell you that Dracula found me, and cried to me for an hour and a half about the inferiority of his dear brother who refused the video call and let him call back a few months later." Yu Wuyu said with a serious face. Displeased, "I spend about 1 million yuan per minute, so you have to pay me 100 million yuan, right?"

It's easy to talk about anything, but when it comes to money, Zhong Jing is absolutely steadfast: "You want to be beautiful, do you think you are a domineering president?"

Roughly speaking, the money he owes now is enough for him to pay for the rest of his life, and this is due to the fact that he has a KFC delivery job... Zhong Jing was shocked, it was over, he only asked for one day off at that time, and today he took the money away. I forgot about it!

"Pretend you haven't seen me today, otherwise..." Zhong Jing threatened, "I'll ask my brother to tell you the Buddhist scriptures for the day."

Yu Wuyu: "...Hey! You are too hateful! Has anyone ever treated a former senior like this?!"

However, Zhong Jing had already dragged Xie Yupei away quickly, Yu Wuyu exploded on the spot for a while, a girl recognized him, and the screams attracted a crowd of melon eaters.

"Are you the fanboy who had a particularly poor acting skill in "Runaway Wife and Little Brother"?! I didn't expect to have the opportunity to meet a real person, please sign me! Although your acting skills are very bad, But you are so handsome!!"

Yu Wuyu was praised, but she was not happy, and said with a blank expression: "Really, thank you for your liking, where do you sign?"

"Is it okay to line the clothes?"

"...Then you perform a public undress first."

Zhong Jing and Xie Yupei missed a good scene, but now Zhong Jing's mind is full of his work!God knows how many hardships he has gone through before he found a job with a particularly good salary, all meals are included and five social insurances and one housing fund are included!But Zhong Jing faced the danger of losing his job before enjoying it for a few days.

Xie Yupei: "Now you look like a duck that fell into the pot."

"Thank you, sir!" Zhong Jing gritted his teeth and thought for a while, "Where's the phone? Do you have it with you?"

"This?" Xie Yupei took out a PHS.

"Yes, yes, click to open." Zhong Jing hurriedly said, "Press the button in the middle, this is unlocked by fingerprint."

Xie Yupei: "..." I'm afraid it's not a fake PHS, it took about a few minutes for PHS to unveil its mysterious veil, Xie Yupei accidentally glanced at the screen, and was stunned, "You ..."

"Just act like you haven't seen anything!" Zhong Jing also saw the cover that he personally set up, and his face turned red, "Do you understand the freedom of love?"

On the screen was a pair of comic CPs that Zhong Jing especially liked, but they were... male and female.

Zhong Jing was brought into the rotten pit by his sister. Since romance is a routine, he either tortured to death or died sweetly, so he opened the door to a new world - brotherhood?

The two handsome boys in front of him are kissing together intimately. Every time Zhong Jing sees this picture, he finds it very sweet, and besides him, no one can open the phone, so Zhong Jing boldly puts this picture on The picture was set as a wallpaper, but I didn't expect it to be successful today.

Xie Yupei also just said something casually, but he didn't expect Zhong Jing's reaction to be so strong, he was so shy that he almost shrank to the corner of the wall, so he could only say in the most ordinary tone: "It's nothing, I've seen this kind of thing a lot. .”

Zhong Jing opened his eyes wide: "I didn't expect you to be such a ghost!"

It's okay to say that you have seen it, and it's okay if you haven't seen it, Xie Yupei suddenly became angry: "What's wrong with you?"

"Forget it, I don't care about you." Zhong Jing buried his head and clicked on the address book. Although PHS looks very advanced, but after all, the configuration is not good enough, and the interface popped up after a few minutes of being stuck.

Zhong Jing said: "The thing is like this. I found a job outside and took yesterday's leave. I forgot to go today, but I don't want to lose this job, so..." Zhong Jing's eyes sparkled, " do you understand me?"

Xie Yupei said unhappily: "I'm sorry, I have poor comprehension skills, so I don't understand what you mean."

"Please." Zhong Jing made a gesture of bowing, "If all goes well, I'll treat you to candy!"

"What if I don't agree?"

"Then I'll go to that celebrity to confess, and tell him that you've liked him for a long time, and you're just shy and embarrassed to speak harshly to him..."

"You shut up—what number?"

"This, this, thank you, sir."

"..." Xie Yupei listened to the voice on the phone expressionlessly, and after a while spit out a few words: "Excuse me, can you speak Mandarin? I don't know much about Shaanxi dialect."

Zhong Jing looked at him with awe-inspiring eyes, and he could understand that the boss was speaking Shaanxi dialect. Sure enough, he had two brushes!

The person on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, and continued to chatter. Xie Yupei felt a headache from hearing it, and cut to the chase: "There is a reason why I didn't go to work today, because my second uncle's aunt's father's son's daughter was just born today. I can't get away, I'm sorry, in the future? Of course I won't go to work..."

Zhong Jing hurriedly snatched the phone over: "Shangshangshangshang, he's going to work tomorrow!...Me? I'm just a passer-by! Uh."

Zhong Jing handed the phone back embarrassingly: "I was scolded by the boss for being nosy."

Xie Yupei couldn't help laughing, and under Zhong Jing's extremely nervous eyes begging his grandpa to sue his grandma, he said slowly: "Then let's go to work."

The boss is so angry!Zhong Jing gasped. Talking to the boss with such an attitude, he might not be able to keep his job.

After Xie Yupei made the phone call, he found that Zhong Jing was squatting in the corner drawing circles, like a small damp mushroom, Xie Yupei laughed amused by the little mushroom in his mind: "Why are you squatting there?"

"I mourn the poor job I lost." Zhong Jing said indignantly, "I spent three days running all over the streets and alleys to find the job!"

"..." Xie Yupei couldn't believe it, "Impossible, now the dishwashers in restaurants only need a bachelor's degree."

"But, I don't even have a primary school diploma." Zhong Jing raised his head, "I haven't been to school."

Xie Yupei was startled, almost choking on his own saliva.

"Isn't it nine years of compulsory education now?"

Zhong Jing scratched his hair: "Because the master said that the schools outside can't teach any practical things, it's better for him to teach."

Xie Yupei, who has studied in a school outside for hundreds of years, lies innocently: "..."

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