To be honest, Xie Yupei doesn't really want to teach English to idiots that much, but when it comes to students who don't even know what ABC is, the only quick way is the familiar homophonic memory method.

Fortunately, the kid was far away from them.Xie Yupei is the only one who is lucky, otherwise people would have been laughed to death by so many vampires when they heard "he" read English words like this, it's a trivial matter, if Dahl publishes his autobiography on a whim in the future, how many vampires would have been nagging, 1 sneezes a day is not enough.

Zhong Jing didn't have any expectations in his heart, he just followed suit in a daze, and after stumbling and repeating these five words several times in a daze, he finally got it right.

"Speed——up——" before the next Si said, Zhong Jing suddenly realized that he was running automatically without wind, as if he was flying an airplane, and it was still operated manually. The speed was extremely fast, and he was about to hit the wall. He shook his hand violently, and then shouted, "Turn left—!"

Zhong Jing was surprisingly calm at that time, and when he even thought about how many degrees he should turn, he said again: "Do you understand 45 degrees——?!"

The two flew out of the door with a "whoosh" and ran freely towards the outside world, their backs looked like an angry bird that had been bounced away.

The young man with green hair scratched his head: "Wait for me, I have to supervise the work too." Then he also used his ability to fly out.

Xie Yupei, as an ordinary person at this moment, was too fast, and the wind blew his face crookedly. It took him a lot of effort to open his mouth to remind: "You can control the speed." The northwest wind doesn't feel good.

Zhong Jing didn't feel anything, and even wanted to speed up a little. When he heard that Xie Yupei closed his eyes, it seemed that the speed was really too fast for him, and then he slowed down in his heart until Xie Yupei said: "This speed can . ” before starting to move at a constant speed.

At this moment, Zhong Jing thought of an important question, and he said, "Where are we going?"

Xie Yupei's voice seemed to be blown away by the wind, and he tried several times before he said, "Don't you know the way?"

"I'm crazy."

"..." Xie Yupei said numbly, "What a coincidence, I'm not familiar with this place either."

"Then how did you find me?"

"The breath you left behind - turn left, my instincts are always good."

Xie Yupei felt a little sad now, he finally managed to eat something different, but as soon as he snatched up the skewered meat, he found that the person above him had disappeared, so he had to randomly hold it in his hand and follow his breath to chase it, and now he poured it again. With a bellyful of wind, he almost started to hiccup.It seems that since meeting this man named Zhong Jing, his luck has never been better.

Xie Yupei took the time to look back at the young man when he was sure that there was no wall to hit in front of him. After observing for a while, he found that he didn't know the way, and was running around behind them like a headless fly. The three of them were messing around like kindergarten children. run.

"Which way to go next?" Zhong Jing saw a forked road again and felt very headache.

"Let's go to the right." Xie Yupei tried to walk with intuition for the first time, and there was nothing in his heart.

Then 10 minutes later, it turned out that using intuition to judge the route was very unreliable, and the three of them went around a dead end, which was also very powerful.

"Wait, wait, stop!" Xie Yupei yelled repeatedly, the two of them couldn't stop if they didn't call, were they going to compete in parkour?

Both Zhong Jing and the young man stopped, Zhong Jing touched his forehead, the forehead was wet with sweat, and the wind blew through his heart, it was cool in capitals.

"I said." The three of Xie Yupei squatted on the ground to discuss countermeasures, Xie Yupei glanced at Zhong Jing's watch, "It's been 10 minutes, how do we go now?"

The two severe road idiots showed blank expressions at the same time, Xie Yupei covered his face in despair.

The last time he did such an unreliable thing was already in his childhood.At that time, he would at most let his brother lead him through the back door of the haunted house all the way to the front door, and then pay the money and escape in the face of the staff's surprised eyes, but now it seems that it would be more reliable.

As soon as Xie Yupei was silent, the air also became quiet, and a leaf swirled in the midsummer heat, evaporated and fell dry.

The young man picked up the leaf and looked at it for a while, then suddenly said: "Isn't there a Baidu map?"

Zhong Jing and Xie Yupei, who have never used it before: "...then why don't you hurry up?"

"Oh, oh." The young man quickly took out his iPhone, held a leaf in his mouth and began to click the keys.

Xie Yupei looked at it indifferently for a while, thinking how could he come out with two idiots in such a hasty manner, it was simply a joke.

"The jujube is here." The young man said vaguely with a leaf in his mouth, "We are only a dozen kilometers away from there now, first go to the right, then left, then left, then back, then right, then left—"

Xie Yupei: "It's back to the original place."

youth:"?!"

Xie Yupei snatched his white phone, glanced at the screen: "Let's go!"

It just couldn't be better.

I can't even tell the left from the right. How did this vampire get the killer certificate? When the employer says to cut off the right leg, you will lose money if you cut off the left leg...

Xie Yupei put his arm around Zhong Jing's shoulder, and occasionally spit out a word briefly.

"left."

"left."

"right."

"quick."

Zhong Jing: "?!"

……

When he was about to reach the villa, Xie Yupei let out a long sigh, and suggested sincerely: "You should cover your eyes later."

The young man asked in confusion, "Why?"

"It's already at this point, what should have been fried would have been fried long ago, or I'll wait for you for lunch?" Xie Yupei said ruthlessly, "It's more realistic for you to start saving money early and prepare to pay a huge sum of money."

youth:"……"

"No bombing, Shi Mu didn't bomb the villa." Zhong Jing narrowed his eyes, and suddenly said, "The villa is fine."

He knew that Shi Mu had never been impulsive.Under normal circumstances, he is pretending to be impulsive.Thinking of it this way, Zhong Jing actually still has a faint sense of pride. You don't understand him, only he understands, haha.

The speed decreased to zero, and the feet finally set foot on the land after a long time. Xie Yupei said with emotion: "Now I am like a person who finally landed on an island after ten months of rough seas."

Zhong Jing also slowed down a bit, but it was not excitement, but aftertaste.He finally remembered a place and asked Xie Yupei: "You guys suck...any ghost can do this?"

If so, that would be so cool, and you won’t need a transportation card when you go out in the future.Zhong Jing was very distressed about the bus card he bought. It cost more than 20 yuan, and he could buy five or six chicken legs.

Xie Yupei said, "That's right, do you want to think about joining us vampires?"

Before the words fell, Xie Yupei suddenly realized that something was wrong. Before the alarm sounded in his head, Zhong Jing answered first: "Hey, what should I do? What should I do?"

Xie Yupei laughed awkwardly: "Forget it, it's no fun."

If he wanted to transform, it would be Zhong Jing who bit him!

The author has something to say:

Whether to transform or not... probably not to transform, it will be a matter after the two of them transform back, and I haven't made up my mind yet. After all, this article doesn't even have an outline, it's purely a work of letting go.

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