When Inhumans Meet Abnormal Humans

Hong Yun and Huang Congyun waited tremblingly for half a month, and the final trial was delayed.

Instead, on April 30st, the Supreme Elder of Qingshui Temple finally ended his [-]-year death test and came out of the back cave.

In the wing room, Hong Yun and Huang Congyun gathered together to discuss what kind of rhetoric they should use to seek the protection of the ancestor.

The news of the ancestor's exit was like a drop of nectar from poplar branches, which made their little thoughts, which were dead but not stiff, become active little by little. They were desperately looking for a chance to escape from the ashes.

"Is there any result?" Huang Congyun asked.

He hadn't had a nightmare for many days, and that person seemed to have completely forgotten about him. After waiting for more than ten days, the tenacious luck of a tardigrade in his heart began to climb and squirm again.

Hong Yun wiped the sweat from his brow, and replied, "No, it will be fruitless if you calculate the matter about the two of them."

All the divinations will be invalid when it comes to Feng Ling and Li Mufeng, and the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed to them. Whenever Hong Yun calculates their affairs, it is the destiny that cannot be known.

At first he thought that he had been deprived of his deduction ability, but he took a lesson from the people he saw on TV and found that his ability to calculate was still there.

He could figure out that the person named Gu Xici would die within half a year, and even if he didn't die, he would be seriously ill, but he couldn't even put out the divination of the two people.

"No result means that you can't figure it out," Huang Congyun calculated quickly, "Where's your old man? Can he figure it out?"

"No. What Bu Wu means is their fate, only God knows," Hong Yun, a Taoist priest, is much more honest than the profiteer Huang Congyun, and he doesn't have as many twists and turns.

"It's okay if you can't figure it out. I'm afraid that if he counts with his fingers, he knows that there will be no space." Huang Congyun's sinister smile on his twisted face is also twisted and disgusting. What."

The two of them made up their minds, weeping as if they had been greatly wronged, and begged the Supreme Elder and the others to save their lives.

According to the countermeasures discussed, Hong Yun only avoids the serious and ignores the minor, vaguely saying that he was confused for a while, fought with the master, and provoked the master's anger.

Huang Congyun followed behind him, first kowtowed to admit his mistake, admitted that he had a murderous nature and had been angry, then cried and complained that he hadn't succeeded, and let the elders see his strange appearance, that was the man who forced him to kill him. His life would be worse than death, and I implore the Supreme Elder to be merciful and save him from suffering.

They didn't tell a half-truth, but they didn't tell the whole truth. The key point was to blur it out, and use some specious words to leave it to people to guess.

The Supreme Elder has been closed for 30 years, and has abandoned the era for three-tenths of a century. He doesn't know much about current affairs. Although he doesn't fully believe in them, seeing their miserable appearance, he has already felt a little compassion. It's so sad, those who hesitate to speak are completely regarded by him as the so-called master's aftermath.

The two only asked him to come forward to save their lives, and they had no other unreasonable thoughts of revenge. The elder Taishang paid attention to the good life of the heavens, so he agreed to their intercession, and immediately wrote a letter for them to bring to the two young children. , I hope he can look at himself a little bit thin, and don't pursue it anymore.

Patriarch Qingshuiguan thought well, he thought that with his 300 years of cultivation experience, he already had enough face in China, so he released two juniors, but it was just a matter of him opening his mouth and saying a few words.

Hong Yun held the old ancestor's handwritten letter in his arms, and felt as if he had won the gold medal for avoiding death. He was so frightened that he mended and gained a little fat. The next day, he and Huang Congyun packed up a bit of human appearance, and personally delivered a letter of apology.

Just in time for the working day, Feng Ling went to work behind Li Mufeng, and Liu Hua also took shifts, only Shen Quan, the anchor of the dead house, was watching over the house.

Hong Yun rang the bell of 82601, Shen Quan opened the door, and didn't even allow anyone to enter the porch, he guarded the door knowingly and asked, "Excuse me, what's your business?"

"I don't know if the elder is here when I come to the gate to bear the thorn." Hong Yun cupped his hands and saluted, and Huang Congyun also bowed 90 degrees to show his sincerity.

"My lord and my lord have gone to work. Please go back, both of you." Standing in the middle of the threshold, Shen Quan said slowly with a smile of standard etiquette trained by Li Mufeng, "My lord has something to say, and those who don't want to repent should say more." It's useless, Xiao Que boldly suggests to the two of you, it's better to go home and reflect on it before coming back."

Hongyun didn't know which of the young people my king was referring to, but he thought of the cold young man who seemed to be able to see through the world, so he didn't dare to make more sophistry, so he just took out the gold medal of exoneration given by the ancestor from his bosom, and said respectfully, "This is We Qingshuiguan Patriarch, Xuanwei Supreme Elder and Immortal Elder's souvenir, I hope you can pass it on."

He said Xuanwei's dao name on purpose. The monks and monsters in Huaxia Kingdom have heard of his name to some extent. Hongyun doesn't want to deter the opponent, but just wants to make the opponent have some scruples.

If it had been before, when Shen Quan hadn't lived in Wugu, he might have heard this name, his wings would shiver and his feet would fight.

After all, the word "Xuanwei" can be described as thunderous to their little demons, almost like a life-threatening talisman. It is rumored that his temper is bursting, he is jealous of evil, and he vows to kill all the evil spirits he sees. However, one must first learn how to avoid Taoist Xuanwei.

But now, with his back against Xiwugu, Shen Quan's every move represents Xiwugu's upbringing and integrity. Words, even a fifteen-character post is not enough, this kind of sincerity, I can't accept it, I really want to see you, so I wrote a thousand-character greeting post first."

"Above, where are you from, and where are you from? I'm sorry I will send you off soon," Shen Quan said as he closed the door, leaving two humans standing at the door resentfully.

Hong Yun held a letter in both hands, embarrassed, his old face was flushed with shame, and the veins on his forehead were clearly visible. Huang Congyun was suddenly worried that this old thing would die before he couldn't breathe, leaving him alone in the pit.

Fortunately, the old man Hongyun had a strong desire to survive, his old face changed from red to white for a while, and finally condensed into a dark face of anger, and he did not let it go.

On the contrary, Huang Congyun, a man who had jumped repeatedly on the verge of death, was more rational and calm. He lowered his head, maintained a standing posture, and stood still at the door. Looking at that posture, he was really sincere in pleading guilty. Hongyun looked at it for a while , I understood his thoughts, and stood with him as a sculpture of guilt and forgiveness.

There were two door gods standing outside the door. Inside the door, Shen Quan opened the WeChat group and reported the news to several people.

Commander of the Second Battalion: I brought them the words as they were and slammed the door

Li Yi: Well done @二营长

Sanhua: I perfectly missed the opportunity to pretend to be X, squatting in the toilet and crying

Li Yi: Xian'er said, accept your fate, and sent you an emoji @三花

Li Yi: [Laughing at the cat expression]

Second Battalion Commander: They are really standing at the door. The old man Hongyun’s face is so wonderful that he can open a dyeing workshop. It’s hard not to laugh out loud.

Sanhua: Bet on one credit point, the second battalion commander must be squatting at the door now, guarding the cat's eyes

Second Battalion Commander: bingo, is the word spelled correctly?

Commander of the Second Battalion: By the way, when I just mentioned the thousand-character text, the old man's face changed, his mouth was so ruthless

Sanhua: Sure enough, you are worthy of stringing your heart and my heart together with people of the same age. The way of piercing the heart is very professional

Li Yi: I was born in 93, thank you, that song is from 91

Sanhua: The error is only two years, what is the difference between two days

Li Yi: And I was just stating objective facts, thank you

After Li Mufeng sent this sentence, he closed the chat interface and let the two Maotuanzi gossip.

That old man Xuanwei is quite good at showing off, don't you know that you should pay attention to etiquette and sincerity when asking for help?

Where is Huaxia's etiquette embodied, and how to express one's sincerity?

But anyone who has gone to school knows that the first essence of it is that there are many words, and writing a whole page is the minimum respect for people.

This thing is the same as the review and the winter and summer homework. It doesn't matter if someone looks at it. The most important thing is that you have to fill it in, and fill in all the places to write, word by word.

Li Mufeng and Feng Ling were planning to give Xuan Wei face, who would have thought that he would feel too good about himself.

"I am Xuanwei, the second son is ignorant, please forgive me, thank you."

In just twelve characters, the ancient emperor's memorials for major events were not so perfunctory. This mysterious face, like RNG, will probably swell.

When Feng Ling took out his letter, Li Mufeng planned to shut the door for this person.

Li Mufeng doesn't know how others interpret this letter. Anyway, what he understands is that I am your father Xuanwei, and these two children are covered by me. I already know about their collision with you, but I don't think you should be too serious Care about, after all, they are still young, they are still children, I will give you a step up now, you hurry up and look at your father's face.

Since the children are ignorant, they didn't even apologize, and let the elders who are capable of doing things come.

It's not that you can't give face, you have to look at a method, let others put down their life and death hatred with a dozen words, this face is too big.

He thought he was acting in Journey to the West, and said that xxx belonged to my xxx sect, so he took away the monsters who caused harm to the world. Unfortunately, even if he is xxx gods and Buddhas, neither he nor Feng Ling is the Monkey King with the magic spell.

Li Mufeng made up his mind to ask Xuan Wei to put himself in the correct posture before coming back, and dragged Feng Ling to stay at the work unit, making a fuss in the office play in the middle of the night, and finally was threatened by Feng Ling not to go to work with him again, so he handed in the |gun|to stop.

The two people at the gate of 82601 did not see anyone until the next day when the sky was getting brighter.

Watching the dawn light, Huang Congyun's fat paws rested on the back of the neck, so thin that the neck of the spine could be seen, and moved back and forth a few times, making a teeth-piercing clicking sound.

Hong Yun looked at the contrast between his neck and hands, and was a little surprised. This man was so thin that only a bone frame remained, but his hands were still greasy.

"Don't look at me so stupidly. Hands are naturally fat. No matter how thin you are, your hands won't be thin." Huang Congyun left a sentence, put his hands back into his pockets, and walked towards the elevator by himself.

Hong Yun left with him.

On the way back by car, Hong Yun had changed from being calm to fearful. What kind of people did he provoke? He didn't even give Xuanwei Taishang the face of his ancestor.

"What do you say when we go back? Said that I stood all night, but the other party ignored me?" Hong Yun's two gray eyebrows were tangled into a telephone line.

"To be honest," Huang Congyun took out the recorder from his pocket, turned it on, and played back and forth the conversation between them and Shen Quan.

When hearing the word 12 again, Huang Congyun's dead man showed a ferocious dissatisfaction, "I said, old man, do you really want to save people? Twelve words, send someone, he is saving people Attitude?"

"I didn't know it was so short. The ancestor may think that the other party is a junior. I have already said that he is a superior person." Hong Yun hated himself for the first time for his shallow skills and low seniority.

At his level, no matter what he says about the other party, it is impossible for others to understand how high he is that he dare not even look up to.

In his time, the elder Taishang was a generation who was proud of the world, and he had never seen a powerful person. At best, he only thought that the other party was a junior who had risen after 30 years of retreat. After all, a junior can provoke Only juniors.

Hong Yun complained in his heart, he was really tricked to provoke the elders who couldn't see his edge.

"However, I think those two people may not intend to pursue it, as long as we can let Xuanwei plead with a good attitude," Huang Congyun played the recording again, carefully thinking about the meaning behind the other party's words.

"I think so too," Hong Yun echoed, "I'm afraid the two of you are tired of playing, so let's just find a step and forget it, it's just..."

Hong Yun said half of what he said, Huang Congyun knew what he meant, he just blamed the lack of strength of the steps, he thought he was ascending the steps of heaven, but in fact it was only three small steps before the door.

The two of them were scheming all the way in the car again, both hung up tired and black from standing all night, and begged to see the Supreme Elder again.After layers of notifications, he was led to the back mountain cave by the little Taoist boy who tied up the double bun.

Xiao Daotong brought the person to the entrance of the cave, and it turned into a small human-shaped piece of paper and flew back to Xuanwei's hand.

Hong Yun admired Xuanwei Taoism's ingenuity, but Huang Congyun knelt down and threw his body on the ground, crying and crying that his life was over.

While wiping away his tears, the skinny man told how he was rejected, and how the other party said that the ancestor was not polite enough, scolding himself for unnecessary actions, and losing face in front of others.

Huang Congyun slapped himself several times when he was sad, leaving clearly visible fingerprints, saying that he deserved to die, and that death was not a pity, but he should not be greedy for life and afraid of death, and asked for the protection of the immortal, but the immortal fell as a result. Fame abroad.

Seeing the crying face so ugly that he couldn't bear to see it, Hong Yun was extremely conflicted. He praised his skillful digging skills, but also thought he was ugly, and didn't want to admit that he was tied to the same boat.

"This junior, it's such a big show," Xuan Wei, who had a bad temper at first, yelled angrily when he heard the other party ask him to write a thousand-character greeting.

"Elder Taishang, calm down, that person is not a junior, and the sparrow demon in his family has a hundred years of Taoism," Hong Yun put the unopened letter with both hands, made a long bow, deliberately provoking the identity of the sparrow demon.

Xuan Wei hates monsters the most. Hearing that the other party allows monsters to guard the gate, he thinks those two boys are hateful. They can go along with this kind of evil, and the methods they treat Taoist priests and ordinary humans are also vicious and low-spirited. There is nowhere to go.

The two came and went, sang and sang, implying that Feng Ling and Li Mufeng were narrow-minded, intolerant, scheming, and took in more than one goblin.

Huang Congyun also played the recording to Xuanwei, proving that the other party did not take him seriously. The purpose of the two of them was to force Xuanwei to come forward, and tried their best to instigate them.

Listening to the recording, Xuan Wei held the letter of the complete return in his hand, and set it on fire.

Regardless of whether the two people in front of them concealed the truth before, he couldn't sit idly by now. The two young men were really defiant and needed to talk to him.

Asking Hong Yun to guide the way, Firecracker Tong Xuanwei immediately led them both to the other's home, to meet the two younger generations in person, and see what capital they have to act so arrogantly.

This time 82601 and no one came to answer the door.

The three of them waited for a while before a pair of teenagers came from the stairs.

The young man was wearing a blue gown with a stand-up collar and a plain white gauze blouse. Moon-white trousers could be seen as he walked.

"Hello Taoist, the two adults have not returned all night," said the short young man Nuoxuo, "If you want to meet, please post a name card first, and wait for the kitten to announce to the Taoist."

Xuan Wei could tell at a glance that the tall one was a bug and ant spirit, and the short one was a cat demon. Although there was no evil spirit, the smell of a demon was very strong, which made him irritable, and he also had an impression of the person behind him. Worse, more and more convinced that they are not the right people.

"The Taoist priest remembers to make up a thousand words," the tall boy said in a clear voice, "especially when you need something from others."

"I want to see how much a person who pulls a monster and pretends to be a king weighs a lot." Xuan Wei raised his hand and cast four spells, "Now, let the two young children come back, or don't blame the old man for being impatient. .”

The spell was activated, and the phantoms of the four images formed a formation in the transformation, and a whirlwind rose automatically in the corridor, causing people's clothes to fly up and down.

Shen Quan recognized that this was the Sixiang soul-hunting technique, which can directly take away the soul of a person and keep it in the formation.

"The Daoist Master really has a solid foundation, and this pattern is really beautiful," Shen Quan used the provocative moves Li Mufeng taught them on the back of Feng Ling, and applauded, "Xiao Que thanked the Daoist Master for his performance."

"It's not impossible to let the adults come back. The Taoist priest voted for the famous post first, and the kitten will act as a letter cat for the Taoist priest," Liu Hua also used in the "How to be polite, heart-piercing and provocative without dirty words" class After the cram school, the skills learned.

"Hehe, don't talk nonsense with you, let those two boys come up the mountain to see me to apologize," Xuan Wei shouted angrily, and completely activated the formation, ready to see the truth with Taoism.

Hongyun and Huang Congyun hid behind Xuanwei, saw the blue light of the formation, looked at each other, and felt proud that their plan was successful, and they finally stirred Xuanwei into the muddy water.

This person has a good face, once he makes a move, no matter whether he can beat him well or not, he will fight for his breath, and put the two of them as the culprits, so as to save his last face.

Moreover, in order to show his magnanimity different from that of the other party, he will unconditionally forgive the two of them, and use their evil deeds to flaunt his own nobility.

The formation is fully opened, and the chains glowing with a cold blue light are constantly pouring out from the ground, one by one, like sharp arrows that are off the string, with a cold killing intent, overwhelmingly towards the place where the two are, and go straight. .

However, not only did the pair of teenagers not move half a step, even their handsome smiles did not detract from them.

All the chains were smashed by an invisible violent force even one meter away from them, and scattered into harmless light spots that filled the air.

There were blue flakes of snow, Xuanwei's face was bright and brilliant, as soon as the expert made a move, he knew if there was any, he already knew that he had touched the iron plate.

"Master Daoist, the first rule of Xiwugu's family is that Xiwugu shall not be bullied. If anyone offends me, he will pay back double." The two teenagers stood side by side, smiling coldly, and recited the family training in a low voice.

"We didn't actually neglect the Taoist priest, but the Taoist priest intends to use force, everyone, please go back," the tall young man held three talisman papers and threw them in front of them.

The yellow talisman grew against the wind, and within a breath, it changed from a palm-sized piece of paper to a ten-foot silk cloth, wrapping the three of them into mummies with their heads exposed.

Before the three mummies had time to ask questions, they were like electrons entering a cyclotron accelerator, accelerating in a circle, and then flew into the sky, turning all questions into screams.

Huang Fu led the people to spiral up to the height shoulder to shoulder with the plane, then led them face down to speed up the dive, and finally braked suddenly at a position less than 10 centimeters from the ground.

Xuan Wei sat on the ground with a pale face, and said sadly to the two people who were vomiting, "I got into trouble and offended the worst person..."