When Inhumans Meet Abnormal Humans

child time.

The shrill meowing sounded along with the knocking of the antique clock, breaking through the pretense of calm in the night.

"Hmph, humans, have you finally found out that those broken talismans are useless to master cats?" The voice was a mix of dull and hoarse human voices and cat meows that were as sharp as a child crying at night. It was weird and piercing, as if someone was scratching the blackboard with their nails in their ears. .

Hearing the crying of the familiar cat these days, Xu Cishu reflexively recalled those phantoms.

Every night at this time, there would be an inexplicable power outage in his house, and he would be drawn into a fantasy, a fantasy of being isolated from the world and helpless.I can't move, I can't make a sound, and I can't hear other people calling.

He could only watch helplessly as the long-dead cat crawled out of hell, slowly approaching him, and demanding his life.The venom in the cat's green and miserable eyes was as deep as its substance, and the rotting blood dripped along the sticky strands of hair, and was dragged behind it by its strangely bent hind legs, leaving a trail of blood on the ground. Bloody mess.

Every time, the cat would purposely put a huge face that was swollen with corpse energy and became more ferocious, and stick it very close in front of him.

So close that he could see bloody teeth and a few maggots on rotting gums through the cracks in the cat's mouth.

It was so close that he felt his nostrils were filled with the stench of blood and corruption.

It was so close that he had the illusion that the vicious and vicious curse of the cat sounded directly from his mind.

Xu, until you die, I will not let you go, die quickly...

The light went off with a "click".

coming!

Xu Cishu couldn't help holding his breath, the darkness magnified his senses and fear, and the muscles in his back were even a little stiff due to excessive tension.

But the illusion did not appear as usual, and the ceiling light quickly returned to light.

In the bright light, a three-colored cat with fat fur jumped in from the window, but the original perfect parabolic trajectory, when it passed in front of Feng Ling who was sitting by the big bay window, turned sharply and turned into a cat with its own initial velocity. free fall.

At the same time, Uncle Lin's voice came from downstairs, "Master, are you all right, the switch just tripped."

"..." It sounded so painful, Uncle Lin's voice just now couldn't cover the thumping sound it made when it fell on the wooden floor.

"Cat, tell me how you want to die," Feng Ling said lightly after changing his sitting position, then paused, leaning forward slightly, showing an inconspicuous but malicious smile, "I will definitely not let you die." Then die."

The painting style was suddenly ghostly, Xu Cishu complained in his heart.

Looking at the cat again, I don't know what Feng Ling did. Ever since it fell to the ground with a "bang", it has been stunned like a wooden cat. The upper part drooped like an airplane ear, obviously trembling with fear, but did not dare to run away.

If it weren't for the same suit and the same malice towards him, Xu Cishu couldn't believe it. The sanhua cat in front of him, with his head down and shaking like a spoon in the canteen aunt's hand, was the same as the vicious, arrogant and domineering cat a few days ago. The cat demon is the same.

This cat demon may be Tom in disguise.

"Ci Shu." Xu's father, who was waiting at the door, heard the noise, worried in his heart, and couldn't help pushing open the half-closed door and calling.

"Master, what is this?" Uncle Lin rushed back after changing the fuse, and went into the house with Xu's father to check the situation.

Hearing the question, Xu Cishu stretched out his index finger and gestured for silence, the two immediately understood and stopped asking, and walked quickly to the bedside and sat down next to Xu Cishu, to see if there was anything they could do to help place.

"Speak." Feng Ling looked down at the cat monster.

Being stared at like this, the cat demon seemed to have turned on the vibration mode, and the whole cat lay on the ground and trembled non-stop, "Big... please forgive me, the kitten is not worth the trouble."

Not only did the cat master, who was eating one by one before, become a kitten, but his voice also changed from a hoarse and weird emphasis to a normal human juvenile voice.

This is still a male three-haired cat.

"Is there a Taoist body?"

Seeing that the other party didn't intend to be himself immediately, Sanhuamao quietly cleared his throat, and prepared to take the curve to save the country, "Big Daddy, it's difficult to practice now, and the kitten has only been cultivated for a hundred years..."

"I didn't ask you that."

Selling miserably was ineffective, Sanhua Mao put away his sad expression for a second, and replied obediently, "Report, sir, no."

"The cat's face makes me want to twitch." Feng Ling glanced at him in disgust, and looked in Xu Cishu's direction, "You can handle this cat yourself, I'm afraid you might accidentally kill him."

"..." This is such a feud with the cat, it can be turned into such a dislike in a few words.

Sanhuamao didn't think so, not having to face Feng Ling, it was almost as if he had received an amnesty.

That person is too terrifying, although the human form has no biological breath at all, in front of her, even if there is no reflection of it or the world in those eyes that are neither sad nor happy, he can feel as if he will be drawn from him at any time. The threat of existence was eliminated at the level of rules, and the fear pierced into the bone marrow. He didn't even dare to think of running away.

Tentatively, he took a few steps back slowly, seeing that the other party really did not intend to personally send him down, the three-flowered cat spread its paws and ran directly towards Xu Cishu, running too fast and its paws kept slipping, Xu Cishu felt that if he was the up master of station B I will definitely edit this section into a ghost material, and by the way, it will be accompanied by the music of "friction friction, friction on this smooth floor".

"Master Xu, please don't forget about the kitten." Grabbing the man's calf like a life-saving straw, Sanhua howled with a trembling voice, "My family still has kittens to raise, you keep the kittens." One life, the kitten will be your cow and horse."

"See, that's how cats behave," Feng Ling sneered, looking at Huamao's cowardly appearance.

The situation is completely under the control of his own side. Xu Ci moved his tense and stiff limbs in a good mood, and joked, "Cat, you can't be a cow or a horse. Different species are flawed. By the way, a friendly reminder, Anyone who has written biological genetic questions knows that male three-haired cats have no cubs, remember to see if there is a cat surnamed Wang next door when you go back."

"...Daddy, I was wrong, I don't have a baby, and I don't have a girlfriend until now, Daddy, can you stop killing me, I'm still a virgin when I don't want to die." The more Sanhua said, the sadder she became, and it was embarrassing Can use a cat face to make expressions that humans can understand.

"Daddy, I'm unlucky enough. I've been single for 6 years, and you killed me when I crossed the road. You were the one who ran the red light. If you don't believe me, check it out. I was deducted [-] points from the cliff..."

"It's fine if you lose your life. You still buried me, and you still buried me under the old ghost tree, which made me angry. I don't know when I will be done by a Taoist priest," Sanhua said with emotion, tears even Wet a small piece of trouser legs, "If I really hurt people, it doesn't matter if I am a little more or less hostile, but I have been a vegetarian with my grandmother who raised me since I can remember. The ghostly hostility on the cat?"

"And you buried me, I can't find you if I don't want to, this is the law."

"..." He said it as if he was quite sorry for it.

"A vegetarian cat?" Feng Ling seemed a little interested.

"...Yes, Da Da, kittens don't eat meat. They can't take shape until now, it's because they haven't absorbed the vitality of living things, and it's too slow to grow by collecting the essence of the sun and the moon by themselves." The one who was crying just now The cat stopped crying for a second, wiped away tears with Xu Ci's trouser legs, and replied respectfully.

This cat's ancestral home may be from Sichuan, and he has learned how to change faces.

Seeing how miserable his trouser legs were being ravaged, Xu Cishu asked helplessly, "Can you let go of my trouser legs?"

"It feels safer this way." Sanhua burst into tears again at some point, and her paws holding the man's calf tightened.

"It seems that it's not easy for you, and I did make mistakes first." Xu Cishu tried to twitch his leg, but he couldn't do it, "But..."

Hearing that, the hair on Sanhua's back that had just slumped down exploded again.

"But" is like a watershed, which often means that the previous content will become meaningless, and its charm lies in this. People who were originally relaxed will suddenly feel anxious, and those who were originally frightened will suddenly feel relieved.

Appreciating with satisfaction Sanhua's stiffened appearance as his pause lengthened, Xu Cishu suddenly understood why people have bad tastes, and it was indeed as perverted Li said, that once in a while it would be a secret pain to the inside.

"However, some words are still very debatable." Xu Cishu deliberately said in a business tone, "For example, do you think that after seeing how you threatened Qingshui Temple, I would believe that ordinary Taoist priests can do something to you?"

"For another example, do you think you will forget all the things you did if you don't mention them? If you can't remember them, you can look at these paw prints, don't they look familiar?" Xu Cishu said, raising his hand kindly. The legs help Sanhua adjust the viewing angle, so that it can review its brilliant achievements.

"...Xu Da, the kitten is wrong, you are a gentleman, and your lord has a lot."

"Sorry, I belong to the kind that cares about everything. After all, I seem to remember that I mentioned doing things for you, and it seems that I was rejected. This makes me think that you seem to want revenge on me more than eliminating bad karma. Is it an illusion?"

"Illusion, it must be an illusion. I dare not dare. Really, I will make amends for you. I just ask you to let me live."

"Secondly, ants are greedy for life, and they should leave a thread in everything they do, for others and for themselves." Xu's father, who had been silent all this time, patted his son on the shoulder lightly, persuading him.

"Dad, I didn't intend to kill him, I just wanted to scare him and repay him for taking care of me. But..."

Sanhua has only one thought at this time, please, don't play tricks anymore, it's really not fun, I'm scared out of my shadow.

"However, as a businessman, I always pay attention to fairness." Xu Cixi didn't want to take revenge on him this time for fun, but was seriously thinking about how to calm things down.

"I made a mistake first, and I will compensate you for a ritual ceremony to dispel your anger. I don't listen to anyone who can tell you about cause and effect. If you can't promise, you can make other demands to make up for it. As for you, the decoration fee of the room How about you bear the cost of my mental damage?"

"Can we play at a discount?" The cat had to bow its head under the eaves, and the noble, glamorous and unrepentant dignity of the cat world was coaxed into the non-recyclable trash bin.

Although the Second Battalion Commander is a bird with an ID card, neither of them has transformed. Even if they have accumulated a lot of antiques, they can't be exchanged for credits.The shape-changing demon looked down on them, and getting them an ID card was already a pity for them, and it was impossible to spend a lot of time to give them other things.

After one person and one cat finished negotiating the conditions, Sanhua almost couldn't wait to break open the window and escape.

The night is dark, the jade rabbit is in the sky, and the silence and sleepiness blow out the lights of thousands of families.

The three members of the Xu family had tensed their nerves for several days, and now they were completely relaxed, and the exhaustion that had been suppressed all the time returned.

Seeing that the three of them were obviously in low spirits, Feng Ling understood, and after euphemistically expressing to everyone that he was sleepy and had something to talk about tomorrow, he said good night and went back to the guest room to rest.

There was nothing in mind, so naturally there was no dream all night, when Xu Cishu woke up, it was already high in the sun, and when he finished washing and went downstairs, Feng Ling and the three had already had breakfast in the dining room.

The Xu family does not pay attention to the rules of not talking about food and not talking about food.

On the contrary, some relaxed topics will be brought to the dinner table to eat and chat, and while discussing matters, they can also draw in the relationship between each other.

"Well, thank you for your kindness. If you thank me too much, you will be rewarded." Feng Ling's actions last night have already shown his attitude. He wants to be a friend rather than a benefactor.

"But the thank you that should be said among friends, I still have to say, it's really thanks to you, thank you, Xiao Qiao." Xu Cishu also deliberately threw a wink, but unfortunately the circle of soy milk on his mouth ruined the appearance of being handsome. atmosphere of.

"Didn't you say no thanks? You said I'm busy. If I really want to thank you, it would be more realistic to invite me to drink more tea, so that I won't be bored." Feng Ling took out a tissue and began to wipe her mouth.

After wiping it carefully and making sure that there is no residue, he tilted his head and replied wink seriously, "Also, I think it looks more handsome without soy milk."

After accepting the monster, Xu Cishu's definition of Qiao Yu became a Taoist hermit who went out of the mountain to experience and didn't know the world. My heart was full, "...Little Qiao, you just came out of the mountains, so you don't know many things clearly, and you will be covered by social affairs from now on."

"Thank you."

"Speaking of which, Xiao Qiao, you trust me too much. You have special abilities and are ignorant of the world. Although I have no idea, I just think it's amazing, but there are still some bad people in this world. It's easy for you to be so unsuspecting. Being exploited and hurt by someone with a heart." Having said this, Xu Cishu couldn't help frowning.

"Indeed, Xiao Qiao is so kind-hearted that he almost has no defenses. It's not that kindness is bad, but that in the current society, not all people who walk on two legs are human. Even Uncle himself can't say, I haven't calculated anyone." Uncle Lin took over the words.

This child is too clean and transparent, and I can't bear to see her be stained by the cruel side of society in the future, but if she is isolated and protected, it's better to tear the ugliest side to her so that she can retreat unscathed.

Purity due to ignorance is not as good as exhaustion and transparency.

"Your family's aura is extremely pure, and you have no malice towards me, and the fate is also good." Feng Ling replied lightly, "I don't want to reject this kindness."

"Besides, I'm also very curious. Haven't you ever doubted me? Such a valuable antique was decided on the spot, and I was invited into the house to eliminate the demon."

"To tell you the truth, I doubted it before, and made several countermeasures." Hearing that the other party was not just stupid, Xu Ci said with a smile, "But in the end, I decided to make a deal with you. First of all, the porcelain bowl is indeed genuine. This business is not a loss, and secondly, your temperament is like a fairy, which cannot be connected with malice at all, and finally, my elder brother is in the police station, something really happened, and we also have people."

What Xu Cishu said was the truth, but they didn't finish the truth. They actually thought that if the other party was a conman with superb acting skills, they would treat it as a waste of money and eliminate disasters. Such a person is still not suitable for enmity.

But now that it has been proven that the other party doesn't even bother to try to cheat with their abilities, don't talk nonsense if there are some truths, it will hurt your peace.

"In this way," no matter what era, human beings can always surprise people with their wisdom.

Grabbing a deep-fried dough stick casually, Xu Cishu chewed it while discussing with Feng Ling what he thought of while brushing his teeth in the morning, "I heard that you are selling antiques to buy a house? Then where do you live now?"

"Yes, I'm renting a small single room in Wanghu Community."

"That's the old town, it's about to be demolished, is there any promising real estate?"

"Well, I haven't lived here for a long time, so I haven't had time to see the details yet."

"Are you going to buy or rent, what kind of thing, I have a bold suggestion for you, an expert monster catcher."

"Ci Shu, don't mess around." Xu's father who was reading the newspaper suddenly said, as if he knew what he was going to say.

Hearing the question, Feng Ling thought for a while and replied, "It's the city center, it's troublesome to walk around, the conditions are better, and it's not too small, at least it can fit the game compartment."

There is a lot of traffic in the city center, so it is easier to meet the opportunities he is looking for, and I heard that the traffic in the good neighborhood is strictly controlled, so you don't have to use other people's faces all the time, even if it's just an illusion, it feels awkward.

The game room is also necessary. If there is no game room, what is the purpose of his efforts so far?

"What's that suggestion? I'm not particularly picky about where to live."

It's just a foothold, and there is no need to ask too much.

Xu Cishu took a peek at Xu's father, saw that he didn't object anymore, and said, "That's right, I know a big...ah no, man, who has a house in a prime location in the city center, and the conditions basically meet your requirements. , but haunted, so far the house has only been leveled.”

"The house is haunted, and he doesn't want to lose money. He insists on selling it at the market price, and he hasn't sold it for more than a year. I don't think ghosts are a problem for you at all. You can consider buying it, and the price is super high."

"I have enough money?"

"Sure enough, I'll contact you to see the house now."

Xu Cishu opened his wristband, looked up the person's number, and smiled smugly at his old man, almost writing on his face, look, what a great idea I have!

The bear child will still be a bear when he grows up, Xu's father can't teach him a lesson in front of people, so he gave him a glare before continuing to read the morning paper with Uncle Lin.

When the phone was connected, Xu Cishu explained his intentions in a few words, and when he heard that the other party said that he had business talks and couldn't leave, he made an appointment to see the house tomorrow.

After breakfast, Feng Ling originally planned to go home here, but when he heard that Uncle Lin was making tea in the afternoon and that Xu Cishu would drive him with him tomorrow, the plan was dismissed.