When Inhumans Meet Abnormal Humans

Because of Lu Sheng's phone call, the big locust was lucky enough to escape the first day and the fifteenth day of the junior high school.

The 90th day of the first lunar month is Grandpa Li Mufeng's [-]th birthday, and a dinner will be held at Li's old house.

However, when he received the banquet request from Lu Sheng, Li Mufeng suddenly didn't want to go anymore. He knew that Ms. Lu would not make him feel better, so she was waiting for him here.

The men of the Li family can only bring their female companions at the banquet. I hope that a young man of the Li family who is attending the dinner for the first time will not bring some dubious men, so as not to lose the face of the family.

This kind of request made it clear that Feng Ling was going to be attacked. Li Mufeng hated it in his heart, but there was nothing he could do.

Although he really wanted to just take Feng Ling together to mock Lu Ruosu and appreciate her distraught look, but he couldn't, Lu Ruosu's ability to say that must have been arranged for humiliation.

The reason why a rabid dog is scary is not because it cannot be killed, but because it will bite indiscriminately. After being bitten by a dog, even if it kills the dog, it still hurts my heart.

Even if he slapped Lu Ruosu's face swollen, the viciousness that had been uttered before the slap was still annoying.

"I still won't go to the dinner party," Li Mufeng said to Feng Ling and the two hairballs who were studying table manners, and this tone was indisputable.

When shamelessness is put on the table, meanness becomes the passport of the mean.

He couldn't stand pointing out Feng Ling, he didn't want others to give him face, but Feng Ling couldn't suffer criticism because of his willfulness.

Liu Hua had already studied how to hold the wine glass, but was stunned by the sudden withdrawal, "Why?"

Li Mufeng sighed, omitting the most unpleasant part, "Ms. Lu asked to bring only female companions."

Shen Quan didn't understand the relationship between only taking a female companion and not going, "You bring your own companion, what does she care about?"

What others say is what, where is the dignity of their monster race?

Listening to Shen Quan's words, Li Mufeng habitually wanted to put on a sneer mask, and remembered Feng Ling's words to stop laughing when he didn't want to laugh, and the corners of his lips finally maintained the same displeasure as his mood, "She asked for this to hit me Face, it doesn't matter, she has never lacked her face. But she will hurt Xian'er, I would rather admit defeat than regret it, and I don't want Xianer to suffer a little loss."

Lu Ruosu was quite sure about his heart, but it was a pity that the words of knowing her son Mo Ruomu were a mockery of the word "motherly love" in her body.

Liu Hua couldn't believe it, "Is it still like this as a mother?"

"Not all women who conceive in October are worthy of being mothers," Feng Ling put down the practice glass, rubbed the little kitten's head, and answered this question for Li Mufeng.

Lu Ruosu's only achievement was giving birth to Li Mufeng, but what she did has already balanced the cause and effect between the two.

When he was doing divination for others, he already knew about Li Mufeng's childhood.

Parents are not close, lonely and sickly.

The words are short and the book is less than a line, but someone soaked up this sentence with tears and despair at the youngest age, and endured thousands of days and nights of helplessness day by day.

As soon as Feng Ling thought about Li Mufeng's past, he couldn't develop a good impression of anyone in the Li family except Lu Sheng.

Lu Sheng had never participated in torturing Li Mufeng. He himself was a poor child. His parents died early and he lived under the shadow of his family throughout his childhood.

The two of them have no feelings for the family, and even if they have, it is just a hatred that they want to escape.

This is probably also the reason why the Li family, who have been doing business for generations, produced two physicists in this generation.

"Go," Feng Ling put away her idleness of playing banquet etiquette with Mao Tuanzi, her upper body leaned forward slightly, her elbows rested on her knees, and she clasped her hands together, her black pupils showing aggression, "There is no one in Qiwugu who doesn't fight And back."

Without waiting for the other party to answer, Feng Ling called two hairballs again, "Qiao Liuhua in Qiwu Valley, Shen Quan."

Hearing that their full name was given the prefix of Qiwugu, the two little ones felt something in their hearts, and they both put on solemn expressions, "Yes!"

"Recite the first rule of the house for Mr. Li," the young man said coldly, proudly snowing.

"Xiwu Valley will not be bullied, if someone offends me, I will be repaid twice."

The expressions of the two are equally solemn, and the juvenile voices of different textures overlap, making people feel that there is an iron horse chariot behind them, and the fighting spirit from ancient times travels through layers of time and space with the aura of killing all living beings and killing the world.

Feng Ling asked them to recite the remaining three rules, and said, "It's not as complicated as the Lan family's four thousand rules. My family only has four rules, which are easy to remember. As my family, sir, I hope you know them by heart."

Although there are only four rules in Qiwu Valley, they are soaked in thick blood, and each of them is engraved with the heroic appearance of the undead. They are not only the rules for oneself, but also the thunder pool assigned to Zhou Tian of the Three Realms.

"The Li family didn't know their innocence before, but now that I've said it, they have to learn to abide by it, right?" Feng Ling smiled without warmth, and her tone of voice was full of the golden wind of Hu Di.

Looking at the Su Sha who was attacking the world between Feng Ling's eyebrows, Li Mufeng suddenly realized that the murderous aura he felt at Burberry that day was not an illusion of the color of the clothes, but Feng Ling's innate aura of destruction.

Usually he doesn't show it, it's just because he doesn't even bother to destroy, this kind of intoxicating disillusionment is always buried in his bones.

Li Mufeng felt that his blood was boiling with wolf blood.

On the one hand, he was infected by the destruction that Feng Ling inadvertently revealed, and the blood of the desire to destroy was burning in his chest, and on the other hand, he was stunned by the word "Mr" read out by Feng Ling's cool voice, and he wanted to hear the same thing in the bed. Call him wolf blood.

"Go, let's teleport to Naples to buy a suit first," Li Mufeng had already understood Feng Ling's intentions from the battle, and not to provoke does not mean that he is afraid of trouble.

As long as someone dares to exceed the rules, anyone who offends me, deceives me, or humiliates me will be paid back in even numbers.

While talking, the man grabbed the young man's hand and thrust it into his hair.

Then I saw the opponent's domineering aura disappear at a speed that can be detected by the naked eye. When he wrapped his index finger around the man's black hair and spoke again, he had returned to his usual harmless and indifferent appearance, "Speaking of which, male companion female You can stay with me, "

Li Mufeng quickly refused, "Become Qiao Yu? No, you can't use someone else's face."

"I don't have a gender," Feng Ling didn't know why this person would think of Qiao Yu when he mentioned women.

My prospective daughter-in-law is bisexual?

Li Mufeng was obsessed with the posture of leaning on Feng Ling's shoulders, and his small eyes uncontrollably wandered back and forth between someone's flat chest and legs.

Thinking back, he hadn't seen Feng Ling naked for so long. Even when he was sleeping, he only took off his top, and his lower body was still wearing pajama pants. Could it be that he is really bisexual, and that's why he has been so conservative?

The suspect stole the axe, the more he thought about it, the more he resembled it, Li Mufeng completely forgot that normal people would not run naked in front of the cohabitation partner without incident, that was sexual harassment.

Li Mufeng's aura fluctuated too delicately, and the gaze on him was also overheated. Feng Lingyi saw this person's evil taste for a second, "I have what you have, and I don't have what you don't have."

"It's just that there is no concept of gender, and the body is still male, thank you." Feeling someone's disappointment, Feng Ling reflected in her heart on the immaturity of wanting to beat someone up. , or simply feminine."

"Oh," Li Mufeng couldn't tell whether it was regret or a sigh of relief, rubbing his head back and forth in the palm of the hand to make a choice, "It's fine to wear women's clothes."

Suddenly changing gender is similar to bisexuality, which is also weird.

That thing is intermittent, and thinking about it makes his lower body cold, and when he falls in love with such a person, he will have a weird feeling that he is straight, crooked and indistinct between men and women.

Feeling chilled by his own analogy, Li Mufeng suddenly worried that his daughter-in-law would have nothing to do with protein denaturation like a boiled egg. Although his three views were not correct, they were not so crooked.

Feng Ling was a little relaxed when she heard Li Mufeng's choice, "It's better to dress as a woman. I have always considered myself a man, and I have never tried to change my gender."

"Where's Qiao Yu?" Li Mufeng questioned the last sentence.

"It just changed my face and height," Feng Ling admitted with a paralyzed face that he is a master of women's clothing, "The breasts are made of bra sponge."

This girl Qiao Yu lent you her ID card, which was probably the worst choice in her life.

Li Mufeng slandered in his heart, and he didn't want to easily forgive this natural black who lied to his feelings, "You have always been a man, and you said you want to become a girl?"

Unexpectedly, Feng Ling had a face that I sacrificed myself for your own good, and that you didn't appreciate it, and there was a bit of aggrieved tone in her tone, "I told you that there is this choice, the kind of alternative ABC."

This level of thoughtfulness is generally superfluous for human beings, and Li Mufeng is already unable to complain about the gap in thinking between him and non-human beings.

"Since there is no concept of gender, why did you choose a male?" Liu Hua readily accepted the setting.

"The three who gave me blood were all men. In human terms, genetic inheritance is like this. Although you can also choose women, it is not convenient to directly copy and recombine."

Yes, this reason is very weak.

Li Mufeng has become accustomed to his Xianer's laziness in some aspects. At this moment, he is not surprised to hear that gender selection is so casual and troublesome. On the contrary, he feels that this is what he would do.

"Speaking of which, Li Dada seems to have completely given up on male companions and directly chose women's clothing," Shen Quan kept silent until now, frowning.

Li Mufeng hurriedly put on a serious attitude, "After all, I need a female companion, and if there are women's clothes to choose from, of course try to keep things quiet."

"Oh," Shen Quan gave the serious man a meaningful look, "I thought Li Dada wanted to see women's clothing, but I was overthinking it."

"How could I be that kind of person with bad taste?" Li Mufeng completely denied the fact that he never thought about male companions after hearing the word "women's clothing".

Looking at someone's upright speech, both Liu Hua and Shen Quan thought of the long-used Ming Spring, which smelled like green tea.

It's decided to wear women's clothes, but what to wear is another problem. Their women's clothes are only in Qiao Yu's size, and they are all ordinary clothes that can't fit on the dinner table.

Neither Xu Shucha nor Shen Guiwan, who could borrow dresses, were taller than 1.6 meters 1.8, and their [-] meters dresses could not be worn by Feng Ling. Now there are only five days left before the [-]th day of the first lunar month, and it is too late to order them.

In the end, Liuhua complained that the efficiency of human beings is really not good, and Shen Quan remembered that he seemed to have heard that the big demon who obtained the certificate had a friend who was a tailor.

It's a pity that I don't know the specific information. I only heard that it seems to be the same as the Lion King who obtained the certificate. They are all great monsters with profound strength and deep background.

Shen Quan is still chattering, the backstage of the big demon is extremely high in the sky and cannot be raised.

The highly efficient Feng Ling had already led the three of them to the entrance of a villa with a sea view, along with a tall and strong middle-aged man by his side.

Liu Hua just opened his mouth to ask why he ran to the beach suddenly, when he raised his eyes and saw a middle-aged man who suddenly appeared, he was so frightened that he couldn't even speak clearly, this was the first time he saw a lion except for Shen Quan's certificate Wang, "Si... Si... Mr. Si, why are you... here?"

"..." I also want to know, how come the big boss who can't keep his eyes on him pays attention.

Mr. Si was about to cry, but suddenly he was photographed outside clubbing with people, and Liu Hua was nervous, and he was even more nervous. Seeing that Feng Ling couldn't smile, he didn't dare not smile. Don't mention how distorted the big face is, "Heaven... Tianzun, I don't know why you... brought... the little demon here?"

The five men at the scene, except for Feng Ling who didn't care, and Li Mufeng who was still lamenting the magic of breaking through the sky and didn't know the identity of Mr. Si, all had the nervous faces of seeing a big man.

Feng Ling tried to smile to ease the atmosphere, but Mr. Si became more nervous when he saw it, showing the panic like seeing a death notice.

Thinking of his own name, Feng Ling silently flattened the five-degree upward movement of the corners of his lips. Mr. Si is the green lion mount under Manjusri's seat. He has participated in the Conferred God's Calamity. Naturally, he was also the person who smiled at Immortal Mohan back then. normal.

"Look for black fur monsters to make clothes," the young man only said a few words, leaving the rest to Mr. Si to make up his own brain.

When Mr. Si saw the corners of his mouth being flattened again, his heart finally returned to his stomach. His life should probably be saved for the time being.

Tianzun picked him up as an errand to send a message, and his role was to help settle the black bear monster that Tianzun didn't know, and if this trivial matter couldn't be settled, he would kill it.

Thinking about his own way of life, Mr. Si, in order to show that he was very useful, kicked down the gate of the villa, and then cleared the door panel aside to open the way for Feng Ling to let people sit down and rest in the living room near the sea.

Immediately afterwards, he elbowed the black bear spirit who ran down angrily when he heard the noise, and in the name of making tea, he abducted him to the kitchen for popular science education.

Shen Quan and Liu Hua were stupefied by the legendary big monster. Does the king of the bird clan have such a terrifying deterrent power against beasts?Doesn't it mean that their backgrounds are at the level of Bodhisattvas in the sky?

Li Mufeng, on the other hand, has a deeper understanding of Feng Ling's special words that he can understand from another world. His family's Xian'er's status in the heaven may be unparalleled in the world.

The black bear monster passed Mr. Si's science popularization, and seeing Feng Ling was also trembling, holding a tea tray with a cautious expression on his face, "Greetings, the little bear is not good enough to entertain you."

Feng Ling opened his mouth to explain what he meant, but when he saw that the black fur monster and Mr. Si were squatting in the dock like quails waiting to be sentenced, he suddenly stopped talking. , first admitted their mistakes, and then made a low profile waiting to be dealt with.

The young man looked up at the man next to him with an interesting smile, and motioned him to pass the message on his behalf. Anyway, the important information was delivered when Mr. Si left, so it would be better for him to keep his face paralyzed and watch quietly, otherwise it would test the psychology of the two monsters on the other side too much. Affordability.

Li Mufeng was tickled by the timidity of two famous monsters, one was Manjushri's mount green lion, and the other was Guanyin Bodhisattva's mountain guardian god. If it wasn't for the wrong timing, he really wanted to ask his Xian'er what happened in those days. What did you do to scare me like this.

He could clearly feel that what these two people were afraid of was not Qi Wugu, but Feng Ling himself. It is estimated that the big things he did were better than the three big shots.

"Mr. Si, Mr. Xiong, hello, I'm Xian'er's cohabitant, Li Mufeng." Secretary Li accepted the order on the spot and took over the communication task.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, the little demon's name in the human world is Si Li, just call him by his name."

Si Li is the Qingshi Jing, participated in the Battle of Conferring Gods, and showed his face twice when Tang Monk was learning scriptures, so he is a well-known celebrity.

"Mr. Li is talented, Xiaoxiong's current name is Xiong Luojia, just call him Xiaoxiong." Xiong Luojia is a black bear spirit, and his qualifications are lower than Sili. He only became active in the Tang Dynasty, and his name also reflects the humility of the younger generation.

Li Mufeng introduced Liuhua and Shen Quan to the two of them one by one, and waited for Si Li and Xiong Luojia to recognize each other before saying goodbye to them respectively, "The main reason for bothering you today is that Xianer wants to pretend to be my daughter on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month. I'm going to the dinner party with you, and Mr. Xiong needs to bother to make a custom dress."

"Mr. Lao Si accompanied me because Xian'er heard from Xiao Que that you and Mr. Xiong are good friends, and I hope you can introduce it for me."

When he said this, Li Mufeng actually felt a little sympathetic to Si Li.

Based on the information provided by Shen Quan, Feng Ling figured out that it was the green lion spirit who proved it, and then pushed it from him to the identity and residence of the black bear spirit. Li piggybacked over to help him run errands.

After a few simple greetings, Xiong Luojia invited them to try out the version in the store.

Thinking of their flying speed, the fast-paced Feng Ling took them through the sky again.

Xiong Luojia looked at the location where he landed, and suddenly wanted to ask, obviously he could go to the house, why did Mao land in the porch when he arrived at his house, and broke in?

If he asked, Feng Ling would definitely tell him, politely.

Xiong Luojia is indeed the most educated demon on Tang Seng's journey to learn Buddhist scriptures. Although he is tall and thick, with round eyes and dark face, he speaks and does things in a gentle manner, with a bit of Confucian demeanor.

Aesthetics is also on the line, the sample clothes hanging in the room can tell that this person has a unique eye, and the few clothes selected for Feng Ling are also in line with his figure and temperament in terms of style.

but.

When Li Mufeng saw the black georgette dress with a mermaid tail, he lightly patted Xiong Luojia on the shoulder to signal him to stop, and pulled out the pure black dress.

He waited until Feng Ling went in to change his clothes, then he opened the bracelet, and showed the perplexed Xiong Luojia and Sili the scene of the black windbreaker tragedy, "Fairy people are beautiful, but a large area of ​​black is a forbidden area."

Xiong Luojia could feel the cold killing of heaven and earth through the screen, and quickly cupped his fists to express his gratitude to Li Mufeng.

Si Li was also grateful that he escaped from death. Looking at that photo, he remembered the coldness of Feng Ling who smiled and asked, "Is it okay to die?" Turned into a blue cat with round ears to ask Manjusri for comfort.

Because of Li Mufeng's actions, the relationship between the two big monsters and one human quickly became harmonious, or the big monster unilaterally changed the human beings from the hawks of heaven to the allies of victims.

They saw the contract lines on this man's face before, and thought he was Feng Ling's personal secretary who was in charge of daily affairs in the human world, and now he was just like them, or even worse, Every day I live in the fear that I may not see the sun of tomorrow at any time.

When Feng Ling came out after changing clothes, they had already mingled together, and even the two inconspicuous ones were sympathetically pulled into the little pitiful camp. Anyway, in front of the nuclear explosion, no matter whether they were paramecia or elephants, they had no sense of existence.

Seeing Feng Ling's women's clothing, Li Mufeng felt that Mr. Lu Xun was right.

The greatest, most permanent, and most common art in our China is man pretending to be a woman.

The colors Xiong Luojia chose were all pure colors. The one on Feng Ling is pure white without any extra variegated colors. Twisted outline into a painting.

In order to be suitable for women's clothing, Feng Ling also deliberately let his hair grow to shoulder length. Now he is so beautiful that he blurs the boundaries of gender. He looks a little more charming and delicate like a man, and a little more fierce and heroic like a woman. The two genders are different in him. Perfectly soft on the body.

The beauty is alluring, the beauty is peerless, the eyes are clear, ruthless, even if it is ruthless, it is moving.

Judging from Li Mufeng's reaction, the clothes were really good. Feng Ling gave Xiong Luojia an appreciative look. He didn't expect a black-faced strong man with big arms and round waist to make such exquisite things.

Feng Ling tried a few more, but none of them were as stunning as the first one, which was biased towards the cheongsam style, so Assistant Li consciously stepped forward to discuss the details of the clothes with Xiong Ziyu Luojia.

When measuring the size, Xiong Luojia refused to stand within one meter of Fengling, and in the end Assistant Li followed his instructions to measure all the sizes.

"By the way, don't tell anyone about my ordering women's clothing," before leaving the door, Feng Ling suddenly remembered that she wanted to hide from Lu Ruosu, and turned her head to warn her.

Don't tell anyone = you know too much = dead people can't talk

It turned out to be a dead dog cooking, and my lion life finally stopped here.

After listening to Feng Ling's words, Si Li finally made a "bang", fell to the ground and passed out as he wished.

Judging by his expression, he walked very peacefully.